CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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My friends keep telling me i'm in the closet. i just tell them it's narnia business.	true
Is there something called your mama so foreign...-jokes? please share if you have any, no rules o.o	true
What do you call a cow that plays with itself? beef stroganoff	true
How anil markandya created the idea of a 'green economy'	false
I call my weed the quran... because every time i burn it i get stoned.	true
House tour: designer suzi west makes the most of her 200-square-foot brooklyn studio (video)	false
How do you pick up a girl from auschwitz..... with a broom and a dustpan.	true
How too make a redditor gets mad. oh is easy. all you need are too fuck you're english.	true
This memorial day, let us honor but also resolve	false
Cooking off the cuff: tomato risotto. just tomato risotto.	false
What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? you stop milking a cow after 10 years	true
I have a victoria's secret model's body!! (in my basement)	true
Q: why does a dog wag it's tail? - a: no one else will do it for them	true
Golfer vows to donate earnings to houston, then wins tournament	false
Trump's lawyer probably won’t be disciplined for 'watch your back, bitch' emails	false
A really hot girl walks into a bar... brb	true
A pill a day to keep hiv away for young south africans	false
Travel tuesday: summer scenes from los angeles beaches	false
Knock knock who's there? allah allah who? allahu ackbar! /r/unexpectedjihad	true
You hang up. no, you hang up. - movie theater workers arguing about hanging movie poster for up.	true
I need a joke for my boss i need a clean, clean languaged jokes.	true
When i'm at the mall, i carry a purse around so people think i have a girlfriend	true
What do you call a class for dumb gingers? speckle-ed.	true
What is the best way to stop a politician? a really strong gust of wind.	true
What do you call 5 people sitting in two rows? tetris	true
A long list of celebrities just joined the fight to bring marielle franco's killer to justice	false
Democrats projected to win pennsylvania district that went heavily for trump	false
My dog just fell off the bed. i'm glad i'm not the only one drunk around here.	true
I'm so torn on circumcision. i mean, you're either foreskin or against it.	true
Caitlyn jenner lashes back at nc governor who told her to use men's shower	false
What's the best part about living in flint, michigan? leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!	true
Series on women changing the world: mercy annapoorni, india	false
My nickname is spaghetti because i'm 20 inches and hot water makes me floppy.	true
What do you call a red-headed baker? a ginger-bread man	true
What happens when a university math professor and a high school math teacher get it on? calculust	true
What do you call a muslim basketball player's best move? islam dunk	true
What does a scottish cat say? mee yew!	true
I have often wanted to drown my sorrows. but, i can't get my wife to go swimming.	true
The important thing to remember is that nobody asked you.	true
Government shutdown nears but congress, white house ‘a long ways’ from daca deal	false
What did one dog say to the other? how the fuck should i know, i don't speak dog.	true
I'm tired of being dissed by automated restroom paper towel dispensers.	true
Working mom shuts down troll who suggests she should quit her job	false
Delta's now serving a bunch of hipster beer	false
I like my reddit posts like i like my internet search history	true
Without women a world without women would be a pain in the ass.	true
What do you get when you have sex with an alligator? gatoraids	true
I bet r/clocks is blowing up right now.	true
Gather around celebrating the stories of the season	false
Why did the brothel only employ ugly prostitutes? to increase gross interest!	true
I lost 15 pounds so far, another 15 to go, but... i do not want to get circumsized	true
Jennifer hudson's son poses with mommy in princess costume (photo)	false
Top trump adviser steve bannon out from white house	false
My kids are asking to be fed and cared for and stuff. this parenting thing is bullshit.	true
I once ate an entire pack of rope i shit you knot.	true
Dance like no one is watching! comment like you don't live in your mom's basement!	true
Poor kids at sandy hook... they wished for books but they just got magazines.	true
I'm always frank with my sexual partners. don't want them knowing my real name!!	true
Frankly auto correct, i'm getting really tired of your shirt.	true
White house praises 'most ambitious climate change agreement in history'	false
Celebrate new year's eve all over the world with this livestream	false
How do you organize a party in outer space? you planet.	true
Why did the otter cross the road? to get to the otter side!	true
I had a near-life experience...i nearly quit facebook.	true
Huffpost rise: what you need to know on february 4	false
Anticipating clashes with trump, california puts eric holder on retainer	false
What do you call a gay person from wisconsin? a dairy queen	true
This chef's video of a sea urchin will haunt you in your sleep	false
How do you catch a unique rabbit? unique up on it!	true
Why a new year's theme works better than a resolution	false
4 ways to shape up your image in the new year!	false
What is the best way to send a letter to the easter bunny? by hare (air) mail.	true
Fact: you are having a birthday because chuck norris decided to let you live another year!	true
Tips for helping loved ones with memory loss engage in activities	false
What do you call a potato kim jong un dropped in his lap? a dicktator.	true
Why did everyone bring a quiche to sean connery's party? it was leave your keys at the door.	true
The uranus hokes will never get old i just can stop lauging at the planets name.	true
Gael garcia bernal, gregory nava among new diversity academy appointees	false
Every tedtalk seems like a fake laugh convention.	true
'the simpsons' predicted the downfall of toys 'r' us	false
Jamie lee curtis style evolution: from dowdy florals to best-dressed list (photos)	false
Jeb bush now says humans contribute to climate change	false
Silicon valley startup takes aim at mom-and-pop stores, first by stealing their name	false
Moonlight: the people behind the tender, surprising film	false
So you want to be a radical philanthropist?	false
*watches man fall off of bridge on tv.. bartender, can you get me that drunk?	true
What do you call a pizza chef on an airplane? a flying saucer.	true
Harper's top editor fired after just 3 months	false
Who is the musician's best friend? the drummer!	true
So i've been thinking the world's getting more pessimistic... what do you fucking retards think?	true
What did the saucer say to the teacup? you have a hot bottom.	true
What's the difference between snowmen and snowomen snowballs	true
I took a vacation to a city in france. it was nice.	true
Celebrate national mutt day by telling us why you love your pooch	false
Man proudly displays ostomy bag, urges others to not be ashamed	false
A guy from michigan dies and wake up in hell. at least i'm still in michigan.	true
The four lessons i learned from lance armstrong	false
How to organize your wallet: what stays in and what goes out	false
What is white on the top and black on the bottom? society.	true
This is just a temporary status...until i think of something better	true

My friends keep telling me i'm in the closet. i just tell them it's narnia business.

true

Is there something called your mama so foreign...-jokes? please share if you have any, no rules o.o

true

What do you call a cow that plays with itself? beef stroganoff

true

How anil markandya created the idea of a 'green economy'

false

I call my weed the quran... because every time i burn it i get stoned.

true

House tour: designer suzi west makes the most of her 200-square-foot brooklyn studio (video)

false

How do you pick up a girl from auschwitz..... with a broom and a dustpan.

true

How too make a redditor gets mad. oh is easy. all you need are too fuck you're english.

true

This memorial day, let us honor but also resolve

false

Cooking off the cuff: tomato risotto. just tomato risotto.

false

What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? you stop milking a cow after 10 years

true

I have a victoria's secret model's body!! (in my basement)

true

Q: why does a dog wag it's tail? - a: no one else will do it for them

true

Golfer vows to donate earnings to houston, then wins tournament

false

Trump's lawyer probably won’t be disciplined for 'watch your back, bitch' emails

false

A really hot girl walks into a bar... brb

true

A pill a day to keep hiv away for young south africans

false

Travel tuesday: summer scenes from los angeles beaches

false

Knock knock who's there? allah allah who? allahu ackbar! /r/unexpectedjihad

true

You hang up. no, you hang up. - movie theater workers arguing about hanging movie poster for up.

true

I need a joke for my boss i need a clean, clean languaged jokes.

true

When i'm at the mall, i carry a purse around so people think i have a girlfriend

true

What do you call a class for dumb gingers? speckle-ed.

true

What is the best way to stop a politician? a really strong gust of wind.

true

What do you call 5 people sitting in two rows? tetris

true

A long list of celebrities just joined the fight to bring marielle franco's killer to justice

false

Democrats projected to win pennsylvania district that went heavily for trump

false

My dog just fell off the bed. i'm glad i'm not the only one drunk around here.

true

I'm so torn on circumcision. i mean, you're either foreskin or against it.

true

Caitlyn jenner lashes back at nc governor who told her to use men's shower

false

What's the best part about living in flint, michigan? leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!

true

Series on women changing the world: mercy annapoorni, india

false

My nickname is spaghetti because i'm 20 inches and hot water makes me floppy.

true

What do you call a red-headed baker? a ginger-bread man

true

What happens when a university math professor and a high school math teacher get it on? calculust

true

What do you call a muslim basketball player's best move? islam dunk

true

What does a scottish cat say? mee yew!

true

I have often wanted to drown my sorrows. but, i can't get my wife to go swimming.

true

The important thing to remember is that nobody asked you.

true

Government shutdown nears but congress, white house ‘a long ways’ from daca deal

false

What did one dog say to the other? how the fuck should i know, i don't speak dog.

true

I'm tired of being dissed by automated restroom paper towel dispensers.

true

Working mom shuts down troll who suggests she should quit her job

false

Delta's now serving a bunch of hipster beer

false

I like my reddit posts like i like my internet search history

true

Without women a world without women would be a pain in the ass.

true

What do you get when you have sex with an alligator? gatoraids

true

I bet r/clocks is blowing up right now.

true

Gather around celebrating the stories of the season

false

Why did the brothel only employ ugly prostitutes? to increase *gross interest*!

true

I lost 15 pounds so far, another 15 to go, but... i do not want to get circumsized

true

Jennifer hudson's son poses with mommy in princess costume (photo)

false

Top trump adviser steve bannon out from white house

false

My kids are asking to be fed and cared for and stuff. this parenting thing is bullshit.

true

I once ate an entire pack of rope i shit you knot.

true

Dance like no one is watching! comment like you don't live in your mom's basement!

true

Poor kids at sandy hook... they wished for books but they just got magazines.

true

I'm always frank with my sexual partners. don't want them knowing my real name!!

true

Frankly auto correct, i'm getting really tired of your shirt.

true

White house praises 'most ambitious climate change agreement in history'

false

Celebrate new year's eve all over the world with this livestream

false

How do you organize a party in outer space? you planet.

true

Why did the otter cross the road? to get to the otter side!

true

I had a near-life experience...i nearly quit facebook.

true

Huffpost rise: what you need to know on february 4

false

Anticipating clashes with trump, california puts eric holder on retainer

false

What do you call a gay person from wisconsin? a dairy queen

true

This chef's video of a sea urchin will haunt you in your sleep

false

How do you catch a unique rabbit? *unique* up on it!

true

Why a new year's theme works better than a resolution

false

4 ways to shape up your image in the new year!

false

What is the best way to send a letter to the easter bunny? by hare (air) mail.

true

Fact: you are having a birthday because chuck norris decided to let you live another year!

true

Tips for helping loved ones with memory loss engage in activities

false

What do you call a potato kim jong un dropped in his lap? a dicktator.

true

Why did everyone bring a quiche to sean connery's party? it was leave your keys at the door.

true

The uranus hokes will never get old i just can stop lauging at the planets name.

true

Gael garcia bernal, gregory nava among new diversity academy appointees

false

Every tedtalk seems like a fake laugh convention.

true

'the simpsons' predicted the downfall of toys 'r' us

false

Jamie lee curtis style evolution: from dowdy florals to best-dressed list (photos)

false

Jeb bush now says humans contribute to climate change

false

Silicon valley startup takes aim at mom-and-pop stores, first by stealing their name

false

Moonlight: the people behind the tender, surprising film

false

So you want to be a radical philanthropist?

false

*watches man fall off of bridge on tv.. bartender, can you get me that drunk?

true

What do you call a pizza chef on an airplane? a flying saucer.

true

Harper's top editor fired after just 3 months

false

Who is the musician's best friend? the drummer!

true

So i've been thinking the world's getting more pessimistic... what do you fucking retards think?

true

What did the saucer say to the teacup? you have a hot bottom.

true

What's the difference between snowmen and snowomen snowballs

true

I took a vacation to a city in france. it was nice.

true

Celebrate national mutt day by telling us why you love your pooch

false

Man proudly displays ostomy bag, urges others to not be ashamed

false

A guy from michigan dies and wake up in hell. at least i'm still in michigan.

true

The four lessons i learned from lance armstrong

false

How to organize your wallet: what stays in and what goes out

false

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? society.

true

This is just a temporary status...until i think of something better

true