CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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How did ramadan go? it went by pretty fast!	true
Fetty wap could probably get more girls. too bad he's not much of a looker.	true
Snap food aid program tied to lower health spending for poor	false
What's brown and sticky? muhammed ali opening a can of coke	true
Please wake us up when katy perry's 'rise' music video is over	false
What do you call an irishman with a dangerous bacterial infection? a leperchaun! :d	true
What is a homeless man's favorite type of music? house music	true
Lenddo's social credit score: how who you know might affect your next loan	false
Mimosa and bellini recipes: more ways to drink champagne (photos)	false
How are asymptotes like women? you can get close to it, but you can't touch it	true
The worst thing about the east coast isn’t the weather	false
Anne hathaway always looks like she's unwrapping a gift but she already knows what it is	true
Report: trump's continued search for new fbi chief seen as chaotic	false
Republicans ready to push back on obama agenda	false
'awoken' by n.y. cop shooting, asian-american activists chart way forward	false
Tribeca feature 'women who kill' tackles murder, commitment and food co-ops	false
A kid with a speech impediment spends his entire childhood in speech therapy. youthless	true
U.s. press freedom ranking falls again, thanks to 'media-bashing enthusiast' trump	false
How come know-it-alls don't know how annoying they are?	true
What do you call a sleeping pizza? a pizzza haha someone pls date me	true
Thank you student loans, for helping me get through college. i am forever in your debt.	true
Anger causes violence: treat it rather than mental illness to stop mass murder.	false
The game changer of divorce: a genuine apology	false
Company's staff is 80% employees with autism, provides model for other businesses	false
Latinos can honor the 43 missing mexican students by calling for 'no more drug war'	false
Never kiss a canary. you'll get churpies! (it's a canarial disease).	true
'moonlight' saw its best box-office totals yet thanks to best picture win	false
3 reasons to do advance care planning on national health care decisions day	false
How did the ancient greeks seperate the men from the boys? with a crowbar.	true
'healthy' smokers still face cell damage, study shows	false
#whitehousescentedcandles prove that something in there sure smells	false
What do you call a constipated optimist? a half ass full kind-a guy!	true
I am known all over the world for my tendency to exaggerate.	true
Apple will probably introduce a new iphone sept. 9	false
Climate pact is an 'act of defiance' after paris attacks, obama says	false
'wardrobing' fraud harder to commit thanks to obtrusive new tags (video)	false
California lawmakers want uc davis chancellor to resign	false
Gps guide: carla ardito's simple steps to use your breath (photos)	false
What's the worst thing about a ray rice joke? the punch line.	true
What's the difference between a jew and a boy-scout? boy-scout comes back from the camp	true
Cate blanchett golden globes dress 2014 puts her back on the fashion map	false
Iowa 'sticker kid' steals the spotlight during hillary clinton's caucus speech	false
People think having crabs is a bad thing. still, at least something's sucking my cock.	true
‘bachelor in paradise’ star claims his character is being 'assassinated'	false
Young and entrepreneurial: the sky's the limit for skyler logsdon	false
Why do rednecks love sandwiches? because they're inbred too.	true
It's actually pretty impressive how many poor decisions i can fit in a day.	true
This is a long one but here goes... knock knock	true
Customs and border protection apologizes for employee's sign aimed at mexican trick-or-treaters	false
Giving to charity: how much can i deduct from my taxes?	false
I hate when people judge me because i have tattoos i will only date people with tattoos	true
Comey isn’t the reason trump is the gop’s nixon nightmare	false
Tax code altered more than once per day on average since 2001	false
Michelle wolf's netflix trailer gives us a closer look at her new show	false
Stop complaining about your relationship if you're gonna stay in it, dumb ass b*tches..	true
A man wanted to name his son a very long name... ...so he named him miles	true
What do you call a muslim optician who doesn't give a fuck about his patients? asif eyecare	true
What do you call five tomatoes? a tom-a-foot! in europe, they call it a tom-a-meter.	true
Fbi director defends remarks that chinese people in u.s. pose threats	false
Bisexual women reveal the keys to their best sexual experiences	false
Kylie jenner reveals her hair is 'destroyed' in snapchat video	false
New sat to bring back 1600-point scale -- with optional essay	false
What would you call a democrat and republican coming together as one in the bible? a bernie bush	true
Cool aquariums: 10 fish tanks that will relax you (photos)	false
Why don't native americans like snow? we don't like anything white on our land.	true
Verily magazine's no-photoshop policy proves it can be done	false
Scientists say, six out of seven dwarves are not happy. -- as seen on qi.	true
Au don't you dare downvote. that joke was pure gold.	true
Sarah fell of the swing because she has no arms..... knock knock who's there? not sarah!	true
Did you hear about that kid that had sex with his teacher? yeah, he recently died from hi-fiving.	true
There are two kinds of people in this world those who finish what they started and	true
What does a bee do with his stinger at night? put it in his honey.	true
Beyond salad: 11 more creative ways to eat kale	false
Newspapers react to 'horror' and 'carnage' of nice terror attack	false
Kristen wiig, hannah simone and more in this week's best and worst beauty (photos)	false
No matter how tough you think you are, there's always a closed pistachio ready to mess you up.	true
The rolling stones should have a reunion tour and call it rolling stones gather no mas	true
Why are jews so good in school? they were taught how to concentrate well.	true
Wife of thunder assistant monty williams dies in car accident	false
Are you living your eulogy or your résumé?	false
What kind of seagull flies over a bay? a bay-gull	true
Guns beaten into garden tools by pennsylvania peacemakers	false
The dark side of farmville: when social media and mobile gaming go too far	false
3 tips for traveling where you don't know the language	false
Letting go of love: how to feel loved even when your relationship is ending	false
Chrissy teigen tags instagram in nude photo of john legend	false
The fbi's security gets penetrated so often that we should make it an honorary kardashian.	true
What is a gay horse's favorite meal? haaaaaaaaaaaaaay	true
I'm going to put my grandmother on speed dial. i'll call it instagram.	true
A one-woman show explores the fragmented life of frida kahlo	false
Did an nfl player just get cut for promoting marijuana over pills?	false
Tom gauld's deceptively simple comics hold a mirror to human hypocrisies	false
Friends are a lot like trees... they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.	true
The real trailer for netflix's 'unfortunate events' series is here	false
Prenuptial agreements . . . why have one?	false
What did one snowman say to the other? do you smell carrots??	true
Pentagon retweets that donald trump should 'resign from the presidency'	false
What is dj khaled's favorite number? 11, because it is another 1.	true
Change one thing and everything changes: mandela's lesson	false
Feel younger than your age? you'll likely live longer	false

How did ramadan go? it went by pretty fast!

true

Fetty wap could probably get more girls. too bad he's not much of a looker.

true

Snap food aid program tied to lower health spending for poor

false

What's brown and sticky? muhammed ali opening a can of coke

true

Please wake us up when katy perry's 'rise' music video is over

false

What do you call an irishman with a dangerous bacterial infection? a leperchaun! :d

true

What is a homeless man's favorite type of music? house music

true

Lenddo's social credit score: how who you know might affect your next loan

false

Mimosa and bellini recipes: more ways to drink champagne (photos)

false

How are asymptotes like women? you can get close to it, but you can't touch it

true

The worst thing about the east coast isn’t the weather

false

Anne hathaway always looks like she's unwrapping a gift but she already knows what it is

true

Report: trump's continued search for new fbi chief seen as chaotic

false

Republicans ready to push back on obama agenda

false

'awoken' by n.y. cop shooting, asian-american activists chart way forward

false

Tribeca feature 'women who kill' tackles murder, commitment and food co-ops

false

A kid with a speech impediment spends his entire childhood in speech therapy. youthless

true

U.s. press freedom ranking falls again, thanks to 'media-bashing enthusiast' trump

false

How come know-it-alls don't know how annoying they are?

true

What do you call a sleeping pizza? a *pizzza* haha someone pls date me

true

Thank you student loans, for helping me get through college. i am forever in your debt.

true

Anger causes violence: treat it rather than mental illness to stop mass murder.

false

The game changer of divorce: a genuine apology

false

Company's staff is 80% employees with autism, provides model for other businesses

false

Latinos can honor the 43 missing mexican students by calling for 'no more drug war'

false

Never kiss a canary. you'll get churpies! (it's a canarial disease).

true

'moonlight' saw its best box-office totals yet thanks to best picture win

false

3 reasons to do advance care planning on national health care decisions day

false

How did the ancient greeks seperate the men from the boys? with a crowbar.

true

'healthy' smokers still face cell damage, study shows

false

#whitehousescentedcandles prove that something in there sure smells

false

What do you call a constipated optimist? a half ass full kind-a guy!

true

I am known all over the world for my tendency to exaggerate.

true

Apple will probably introduce a new iphone sept. 9

false

Climate pact is an 'act of defiance' after paris attacks, obama says

false

'wardrobing' fraud harder to commit thanks to obtrusive new tags (video)

false

California lawmakers want uc davis chancellor to resign

false

Gps guide: carla ardito's simple steps to use your breath (photos)

false

What's the worst thing about a ray rice joke? the punch line.

true

What's the difference between a jew and a boy-scout? boy-scout comes back from the camp

true

Cate blanchett golden globes dress 2014 puts her back on the fashion map

false

Iowa 'sticker kid' steals the spotlight during hillary clinton's caucus speech

false

People think having crabs is a bad thing. still, at least something's sucking my cock.

true

‘bachelor in paradise’ star claims his character is being 'assassinated'

false

Young and entrepreneurial: the sky's the limit for skyler logsdon

false

Why do rednecks love sandwiches? because they're inbred too.

true

It's actually pretty impressive how many poor decisions i can fit in a day.

true

This is a long one but here goes... knock knock

true

Customs and border protection apologizes for employee's sign aimed at mexican trick-or-treaters

false

Giving to charity: how much can i deduct from my taxes?

false

I hate when people judge me because i have tattoos i will only date people with tattoos

true

Comey isn’t the reason trump is the gop’s nixon nightmare

false

Tax code altered more than once per day on average since 2001

false

Michelle wolf's netflix trailer gives us a closer look at her new show

false

Stop complaining about your relationship if you're gonna stay in it, dumb ass b*tches..

true

A man wanted to name his son a very long name... ...so he named him miles

true

What do you call a muslim optician who doesn't give a fuck about his patients? asif eyecare

true

What do you call five tomatoes? a tom-a-foot! in europe, they call it a tom-a-meter.

true

Fbi director defends remarks that chinese people in u.s. pose threats

false

Bisexual women reveal the keys to their best sexual experiences

false

Kylie jenner reveals her hair is 'destroyed' in snapchat video

false

New sat to bring back 1600-point scale -- with optional essay

false

What would you call a democrat and republican coming together as one in the bible? a bernie bush

true

Cool aquariums: 10 fish tanks that will relax you (photos)

false

Why don't native americans like snow? we don't like anything white on our land.

true

Verily magazine's no-photoshop policy proves it can be done

false

Scientists say, six out of seven dwarves are not happy. -- as seen on qi.

true

Au don't you dare downvote. that joke was pure gold.

true

Sarah fell of the swing because she has no arms..... knock knock who's there? not sarah!

true

Did you hear about that kid that had sex with his teacher? yeah, he recently died from hi-fiving.

true

There are two kinds of people in this world those who finish what they started and

true

What does a bee do with his stinger at night? put it in his honey.

true

Beyond salad: 11 more creative ways to eat kale

false

Newspapers react to 'horror' and 'carnage' of nice terror attack

false

Kristen wiig, hannah simone and more in this week's best and worst beauty (photos)

false

No matter how tough you think you are, there's always a closed pistachio ready to mess you up.

true

The rolling stones should have a reunion tour and call it rolling stones gather no mas

true

Why are jews so good in school? they were taught how to concentrate well.

true

Wife of thunder assistant monty williams dies in car accident

false

Are you living your eulogy or your résumé?

false

What kind of seagull flies over a bay? a bay-gull

true

Guns beaten into garden tools by pennsylvania peacemakers

false

The dark side of farmville: when social media and mobile gaming go too far

false

3 tips for traveling where you don't know the language

false

Letting go of love: how to feel loved even when your relationship is ending

false

Chrissy teigen tags instagram in nude photo of john legend

false

The fbi's security gets penetrated so often that we should make it an honorary kardashian.

true

What is a gay horse's favorite meal? haaaaaaaaaaaaaay

true

I'm going to put my grandmother on speed dial. i'll call it instagram.

true

A one-woman show explores the fragmented life of frida kahlo

false

Did an nfl player just get cut for promoting marijuana over pills?

false

Tom gauld's deceptively simple comics hold a mirror to human hypocrisies

false

Friends are a lot like trees... they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

true

The real trailer for netflix's 'unfortunate events' series is here

false

Prenuptial agreements . . . why have one?

false

What did one snowman say to the other? do you smell carrots??

true

Pentagon retweets that donald trump should 'resign from the presidency'

false

What is dj khaled's favorite number? 11, because it is another 1.

true

Change one thing and everything changes: mandela's lesson

false

Feel younger than your age? you'll likely live longer

false