CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Acid reflux medications are big drug muggers causing many side effects	false
How do you make a hippopotamus float? 2 hippos and a lot of root beer.	true
Working out 4 hours after studying may help your brain remember stuff	false
Where were all those 'phenomenal men' at the golden globes anyway?	false
Sofia richie, nicole richie's 15-year-old sister, is officially a model (photos)	false
Donald trump fails on currency with china, but wins on daughter’s trademarks	false
What would a world without money be like?	false
Science defines a baby as a small smooth poopy man, no taller than a lamp	true
He used to be hand solo then he gave leia the d.	true
Clever self-portrait series presents the many shades of feminine beauty	false
There's a huge 'hole' in the sun and this is what it looks like	false
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.	true
How do you communicate with a fish? you drop him a line.	true
Culture is more important than vision: and we're seeing it on a national stage	false
One year since trump's first travel ban, many refugees left with only hellish options	false
Being a mailman must be the most boring job in the world. it just sounds so redundant.	true
Love your post-baby body and listen to its wisdom	false
Trump campaign stops reporter from doing journalism at rally	false
What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot? normal	true
Video of bear eating ice cream at dairy queen leads to charges for zoo owners	false
Don't believe anything a weatherman says until he takes off the jacket and rolls up the sleeves.	true
Latino millennials have the power, so why don't they use it?	false
The way to san jose - things to do	false
The shining is my favorite movie about what can happen when you spend too much time with family.	true
Let's take u.s. nukes off hair-trigger alert before we blow up the planet	false
Donald j. trump and the slow arrival of buyers’ remorse	false
I just want to meet a nice guy. -girls who exclusively date assholes	true
What does bill clinton say to hillary after sex? i'll be home in 20 minutes.	true
I got the most classic, timeless christmas present this year a broken watch	true
Huffpollster: hillary clinton bounces up in post-convention polls	false
Marriage is a three ring circus... engagement ring, wedding ring, suffer-ring	true
Here’s what happened to pineapple, airbnb’s one-off print magazine	false
My buddy just got a supercomputer. thing's about as big as a room. that shit cray.	true
I'll never be mad enough to throw my phone somewhere.	true
Don't call donald trump a cunt. he lacks the warmth and depth.	true
Decline in cost of health care in america	false
What's the difference between a canadian woman and a moose? 50 pounds and a flannel.	true
Never let your children play in an orchestra. too much sax and violins. * credit to maxwell bot.	true
The 18 worst things about hawaii (no really)	false
What did yoda say to luke when he was constipated? try or try not, there is no do.	true
My eyes physically can't roll any higher up into my skull to show you how annoying you are.	true
Tourist is a dirty word. it shouldn't be.	false
Forecaster: dems favored to retake senate if trump or cruz is nominee	false
Why should you never trust a cheap circumcision? it's a total ripoff.	true
I knew i was in trouble when the lady doing my nails shouted who do your eyebrow?!	true
Police catch 'nonchalant' gunman who killed 3 at colorado walmart	false
'the deuce' star reflects on what her character did to make fans mad	false
Ted cruz wants to be able to vote out supreme court justices	false
Grandma's not dead... ... she just stored in the cloud now.	true
Obama vows action against russia for hacking dnc emails	false
Studies link running too much to dying younger	false
10x2 and 11x2 are the same thing 10x2=20 and 11x2=20 too	true
What is rhiannas favorite type of cheese? mozzarella-ella-ella	true
For the next two days you can call me edward... i'll be snowed in	true
Idina menzel kicks off the super bowl with amazing national anthem	false
What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? shut up.	true
Thinking man's barbecue: a review of cooked by michael pollan	false
It finally happened: iphones are falling out of favor	false
Why don't sharks eat clowns? because they taste funny. i am not sorry.	true
10 times the latino star wars hashtag had no chill	false
John oliver has a foolproof plan to turn donald trump into a legend	false
What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college? bison	true
And access for all: this week in daily giving	false
Which insect do asian people eat the most of? lice	true
H.o.m.e.w.o.r.k half of my energy wasted on random knowledge	true
Chuck norris doesn't swim, water just likes to be around him	true
German men like their women like they like their beer full.	true
People tell me filling animals with helium is bad.. but i say whatever floats your goat.	true
Before calling me, ask yourself, is this textable?	true
Pink lipstick how-to: 15 celebrities make it work (photos)	false
'luke cage' turned into 'family matters' will make you say t.g.i.f-yeah!	false
Fruits are single-handedly keeping the sticker industry afloat.	true
Iraq launches operation to retake anbar province from isis	false
What do you call a bad riddle? voldemort	true
Why trump will win the election? he will use his trump-card.	true
Turns out when you're asked who your favourite child is you're expected to pick from your own.	true
Why was the amish girl excommunicated? too mennonite.	true
What's the difference between me and a calendar? you can't fuck the shit out of a calendar	true
Mr. fuji, iconic pro wrestler and manager, dead at 82	false
A positive parent.. a positive parent said to their negative child... your grounded.	true
Funny wedding photos: 10 shots that will make you giggle (photos)	false
On day one of the brexit talks, eu reminds britain the clock is ticking	false
Nigel farage walks into a bar convinces the patrons to set it on fire, and then leaves.	true
Americans eat 1,083,333 football fields worth of wings on super bowl sunday and other fun facts	false
There was a kidnapping at school today. ... ... .... everything's okay. he woke up.	true
Top 5 tastes: stone fruit, seafood and everything in between	false
Why loving yourself this valentine's day is the most important thing	false
To cut cuticles or not? dermatologists tell us how to answer the manicurist	false
What are the three kinds of women's cancer? 1. breast cancer 2. ovarian cancer 3. feminism	true
If the universe were not absurd, would it make sense? squid	true
Meditation and children, part 6: creative visualization basics	false
John noble returns to work on 'fringe' after treatment for sleep disorder	false
The easiest weeknight recipes from the best indian cookbooks	false
Pantone rose smoke #14-1508 and the fashion and beauty trends that match (photos)	false
What do you call it when the lead singer of u2 fights with himself? bono-y-bono	true
(video) wpp's buzzfeed residency driven by data: groupm's norman	false
Currently helping my wife looking for her favourite vase that i threw out six months ago.	true
House passes defense bill that helps partner of iran, ignores new war	false
Flying robot international film festival set to land in san francisco	false
Looks like erdogan had to quit... ...cold turkey. (/rimshot)	true

Acid reflux medications are big drug muggers causing many side effects

false

How do you make a hippopotamus float? 2 hippos and a lot of root beer.

true

Working out 4 hours after studying may help your brain remember stuff

false

Where were all those 'phenomenal men' at the golden globes anyway?

false

Sofia richie, nicole richie's 15-year-old sister, is officially a model (photos)

false

Donald trump fails on currency with china, but wins on daughter’s trademarks

false

What would a world without money be like?

false

Science defines a baby as a small smooth poopy man, no taller than a lamp

true

He used to be hand solo then he gave leia the d.

true

Clever self-portrait series presents the many shades of feminine beauty

false

There's a huge 'hole' in the sun and this is what it looks like

false

Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.

true

How do you communicate with a fish? you drop him a line.

true

Culture is more important than vision: and we're seeing it on a national stage

false

One year since trump's first travel ban, many refugees left with only hellish options

false

Being a mailman must be the most boring job in the world. it just sounds so redundant.

true

Love your post-baby body and listen to its wisdom

false

Trump campaign stops reporter from doing journalism at rally

false

What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot? normal

true

Video of bear eating ice cream at dairy queen leads to charges for zoo owners

false

Don't believe anything a weatherman says until he takes off the jacket and rolls up the sleeves.

true

Latino millennials have the power, so why don't they use it?

false

The way to san jose - things to do

false

The shining is my favorite movie about what can happen when you spend too much time with family.

true

Let's take u.s. nukes off hair-trigger alert before we blow up the planet

false

Donald j. trump and the slow arrival of buyers’ remorse

false

I just want to meet a nice guy. -girls who exclusively date assholes

true

What does bill clinton say to hillary after sex? i'll be home in 20 minutes.

true

I got the most classic, timeless christmas present this year a broken watch

true

Huffpollster: hillary clinton bounces up in post-convention polls

false

Marriage is a three ring circus... engagement ring, wedding ring, suffer-ring

true

Here’s what happened to pineapple, airbnb’s one-off print magazine

false

My buddy just got a supercomputer. thing's about as big as a room. that shit cray.

true

I'll never be mad enough to throw my phone somewhere.

true

Don't call donald trump a cunt. he lacks the warmth and depth.

true

Decline in cost of health care in america

false

What's the difference between a canadian woman and a moose? 50 pounds and a flannel.

true

Never let your children play in an orchestra. too much sax and violins. * credit to maxwell bot.

true

The 18 worst things about hawaii (no really)

false

What did yoda say to luke when he was constipated? try or try not, there is no do.

true

My eyes physically can't roll any higher up into my skull to show you how annoying you are.

true

Tourist is a dirty word. it shouldn't be.

false

Forecaster: dems favored to retake senate if trump or cruz is nominee

false

Why should you never trust a cheap circumcision? it's a total ripoff.

true

I knew i was in trouble when the lady doing my nails shouted who do your eyebrow?!

true

Police catch 'nonchalant' gunman who killed 3 at colorado walmart

false

'the deuce' star reflects on what her character did to make fans mad

false

Ted cruz wants to be able to vote out supreme court justices

false

Grandma's not dead... ... she just stored in the cloud now.

true

Obama vows action against russia for hacking dnc emails

false

Studies link running too much to dying younger

false

10x2 and 11x2 are the same thing 10x2=20 and 11x2=20 too

true

What is rhiannas favorite type of cheese? mozzarella-ella-ella

true

For the next two days you can call me edward... i'll be snowed in

true

Idina menzel kicks off the super bowl with amazing national anthem

false

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? shut up.

true

Thinking man's barbecue: a review of cooked by michael pollan

false

It finally happened: iphones are falling out of favor

false

Why don't sharks eat clowns? because they taste funny. i am not sorry.

true

10 times the latino star wars hashtag had no chill

false

John oliver has a foolproof plan to turn donald trump into a legend

false

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college? bison

true

And access for all: this week in daily giving

false

Which insect do asian people eat the most of? lice

true

H.o.m.e.w.o.r.k half of my energy wasted on random knowledge

true

Chuck norris doesn't swim, water just likes to be around him

true

German men like their women like they like their beer full.

true

People tell me filling animals with helium is bad.. but i say whatever floats your goat.

true

Before calling me, ask yourself, is this textable?

true

Pink lipstick how-to: 15 celebrities make it work (photos)

false

'luke cage' turned into 'family matters' will make you say t.g.i.f-yeah!

false

Fruits are single-handedly keeping the sticker industry afloat.

true

Iraq launches operation to retake anbar province from isis

false

What do you call a bad riddle? voldemort

true

Why trump will win the election? he will use his trump-card.

true

Turns out when you're asked who your favourite child is you're expected to pick from your own.

true

Why was the amish girl excommunicated? too mennonite.

true

What's the difference between me and a calendar? you can't fuck the shit out of a calendar

true

Mr. fuji, iconic pro wrestler and manager, dead at 82

false

A positive parent.. a positive parent said to their negative child... your grounded.

true

Funny wedding photos: 10 shots that will make you giggle (photos)

false

On day one of the brexit talks, eu reminds britain the clock is ticking

false

Nigel farage walks into a bar convinces the patrons to set it on fire, and then leaves.

true

Americans eat 1,083,333 football fields worth of wings on super bowl sunday and other fun facts

false

There was a kidnapping at school today. ... ... .... everything's okay. he woke up.

true

Top 5 tastes: stone fruit, seafood and everything in between

false

Why loving yourself this valentine's day is the most important thing

false

To cut cuticles or not? dermatologists tell us how to answer the manicurist

false

What are the three kinds of women's cancer? 1. breast cancer 2. ovarian cancer 3. feminism

true

If the universe were not absurd, would it make sense? squid

true

Meditation and children, part 6: creative visualization basics

false

John noble returns to work on 'fringe' after treatment for sleep disorder

false

The easiest weeknight recipes from the best indian cookbooks

false

Pantone rose smoke #14-1508 and the fashion and beauty trends that match (photos)

false

What do you call it when the lead singer of u2 fights with himself? bono-y-bono

true

(video) wpp's buzzfeed residency driven by data: groupm's norman

false

Currently helping my wife looking for her favourite vase that i threw out six months ago.

true

House passes defense bill that helps partner of iran, ignores new war

false

Flying robot international film festival set to land in san francisco

false

Looks like erdogan had to quit... ...cold turkey. (/rimshot)

true