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My favorite extreme sport is riding the passenger seat while my wife drives | true |
Megyn kelly, donald trump set for a rematch | false |
What's the difference between obama and god? god doesn't think he's obama. | true |
This is life on the streets of hollywood when you're young, queer and homeless | false |
Bts earns highest ever spot on billboard hot 100 for a k-pop group | false |
Damn girl just $5 for a blowjob? you have syphigonnaidsitis or something? | true |
My journey to being accepted as an out transgender woman at wellesley college | false |
Grandpa, are you sure you want to order crazy beef with ghost chilis? it'll szechuan fire. | true |
What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building? c4 yourself! | true |
What is the best movie like to shout as you orgasm? i am your father. | true |
Airport security seizes boy's teenage mutant ninja turtle toys | false |
If i can see your boner i'm going to acknowledge it with a subtle head nod. respect. | true |
Large hadron collider won't destroy earth with planet-eating black hole, court says | false |
Why did snoop dogg need an umbrella? fo drizzle | true |
Freedom caucus closing in on deal to rewrite health care bill at 11th hour | false |
Tim curry returning to 'rocky horror' in new role for fox's tv remake | false |
People claim they're into recycling, but just watch their faces when you rinse out a condom. | true |
Filmmaker’s shadowy doodles draw inspiration from the mundane | false |
Tom brady is ready to make a deal according to some reporters -- and not according to others | false |
Princess charlotte elizabeth diana's birth certificate is hard to top | false |
Rose mcgowan offered $1 million in harvey weinstein hush money: report | false |
A feminist art show wants you to eat it or beat it | false |
What do you get when you take the circumference of a jack'olantern? pumpkin pie! | true |
Gop sees 'you didn't build that' in hillary clinton jobs remark | false |
One year later, gay teen reflects on family's horrifyingly violent reaction to coming out | false |
Splashed myself while washing the dishes naked at least i can say i got my dick wet | true |
Oregon militants will now fight their battle in federal court | false |
Your momma's so stupid... ...she asked what army colonel sanders was in. | true |
How do you stop a polish tank? shoot the guy that's pushing it | true |
Lovestagram: girlfriend creates app for instagram creator for valentine's day | false |
This robotic drum and bass set is straight out of science fiction | false |
Beyond boston: a road trip to concord and lexington | false |
Get passionate about your memory: 4 reasons why you should get intellectually excited right now | false |
They say nobody likes nickelback... ... but there's **gotta be somebody.** | true |
Why don't natives like snow? because it's white, and it's on their land. | true |
Invisibility cloak may be moving closer to reality | false |
What it takes for a poor black kid from chicago to earn a college degree | false |
Why doesn't the new york times understand the controversy over common core? | false |
If the lottery was honest, it'd be called 'a tax on the poor' | false |
Is it time to regulate frequent flier programs? (poll) | false |
I'm going to open an isis themed cafe called allahu snackbar - our food is the bomb. | true |
Politics as usual: how the federal government fails working parents | false |
One goldfish to his tankmate: if there's no god who changes the water? | true |
My sex-life is like a ferrari, i don't have a ferrari | true |
Icymi: toy labeling and what really happens under general anesthesia | false |
There can be no successful all-charter school system | false |
Look: 21 things we bet you didn't know about lgbt pride | false |
This glow-in-the-dark hair is electric day and night | false |
Free online course connects ex-inmates with the job skills they need | false |
What did the tampon say to the other tampon? nothing, they're stuck up bitches. | true |
I can't be bothered with trivial details. like facts. | true |
I've got a job for victoria... well, *had* a job... | true |
What is popeye's favorite led zeppelin song? olive my love | true |
What's the difference between donald trump and a twinkie? twinkies can cause a national upset. | true |
Omg, i forgot to check facebook - somebody almost about to get some work done | true |
What's anakin skywalker's favorite beer? yeungling. he can kill off a 12-pack by himself. | true |
If you can't beat the record, you can beat up its owner. | true |
Why justice kennedy stonewalled a reporter who asked about citizens united | false |
Why did the teacher put the lights on? because the class was so dim! | true |
Why did the adobe acrobat document go to jail? because it was a pdf file. | true |
Why did 6 wanna fuck 7? cus 7 8 ass. | true |
Kentucky senate committee passes school restroom mandate for transgender students | false |
How many frat brahs does it take to screw in a light bulb? none- it's already lit, fam | true |
Places you never thought to take your kids | false |
Books all over the floor..... but i have only my shelf to blame. | true |
7 things that will happen when you're home for the holidays | false |
After the first presidential debate hillary clinton spoke to supporters. donald trump went home. | false |
Origin of dad jokes what and when was the very first dad joke? | true |
What do you call a cheap circumcision? a rip-off :) | true |
I recently bought one of those dutch ovens, but everything i cook ends up tasting like farts. | true |
Last year i got so hammered on good friday i woke up in a cave three days later | true |
Notre dame memorial service honors victims of paris attacks | false |
Yves saint laurent comes to denver art museum (photos) | false |
How david stern's dress code transformed the modern nba star | false |
Hashtag asking 'what women love' takes excellent, feminist turn | false |
What do you call santa without toys? a lost clause | true |
'feud' loves the hate between joan crawford and bette davis in new trailer | false |
Why don't blacks like tylenol? they have to pick cotton to get to them. | true |
No one hates ‘finding dory’ as much as this irish dad | false |
What did the french fry say to the police officer? help me! i've been a-salted! | true |
Daddy what is a transvestite? ask mommy, he knows. | true |
President obama to appear on marc maron's 'wtf' podcast | false |
What kind of shrimp does chris brown like? battered shrimp. | true |
Yo mama so fat.. she fell in love and broke it | true |
What's black and looks good on a lawyer? an unconvicted felon. | true |
6 wacky buildings that look like something completely different (photos) | false |
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his wife? wipes his ass. | true |
A gift card that only allows the user to purchase more gift cards until they finally go insane. | true |
Engagement photos: readers share why couples should (or should not) partake in pre-wedding shoots | false |
I scream you scream we all scream because my wife is driving without her glasses on again!! | true |
How to say no when your significant other pops the question | false |
Laurence mathieu-leger, news producer, uses baby lotion to achieve flawless skin | false |
The children's place shirts cause outrage by suggesting girls can't do math, want diamonds (photos) | false |
Obama administration outlines path for climate change resiliency | false |
I found out how to make my penis 2 inches bigger just spend a year in space | true |
That one about the three helium atoms is pretty funny. hehehe | true |
What if trump doesn't want a second term? | false |
Jimmy kimmel got kids to throw sh*t at their dads for father's day | false |
Nina garcia admits fashion industry has a 'huge' race problem | false |
Brain implant similar to pacemaker could help treat central sleep apnea | false |
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