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If donald trump's hair turns out to be a wig then... there'll be hell toupee.
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15 photos of hot dudes supporting bernie sanders to make you #feelthebern
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Snp's record in government means they can't be trusted with full fiscal autonomy
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Can we talk about your pleated, cuffed corduroys, or are we just going to let it happen?
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Apple just unveiled a new ipod -- remember those?
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I once found a used dildo in my house, i am still searching for more toys.
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Top obama adviser dismisses media 'fake' uproar over 'latte salute'
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Sofia vergara's head & shoulders campaign proves good hair runs in her family (photos)
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How to make (almost) perfect ice at home
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Do kids want a social network of their own?
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How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb? why don't we have both?
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What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman? the fish doesn't know it's plaice.
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I'm optimistic. my life is only half full of shit.
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Women should be like a well placed rug you should be able to lay them then leave them
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Risky meat: will your meal send you to the hospital?
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Bob dylan didn't attend nobel prize meet-and-greet hosted by president obama
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Dem senator: gop frustration with donald trump 'ready to boil over'
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What do eggs say when they're turnt? omelette, fam
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Ok, ok, six. just get that out of here!
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Bernie manages to turn a win into a loss
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Executioner : due to the power-cut we'll be using the acoustic chair.
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My first post. it's also a tech pun. konrad zuse's z1 was so slow it hertz.
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Indonesia deploys soldiers to protect against marauding monkeys
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Cancer messed with the wrong b*tch: riddle me this
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I'd like to join the navajo tribe... i hear they've got great fringe benefits.
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Haim is back with new song and video shot by paul thomas anderson
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What app do nervous ppl order on dates? chicken tinders.
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How do you tell if someone is jewish at a football game? they leave after the coin toss
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What is in a virgin candy bar? cherries and nuts
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Bernard arnault, france's richest man, seeks belgian passport as country weighs tax increases
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New export opportunities and investment strengthen louisiana-china ties
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Chuck norris was what willis was talking about.
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Gay trainer uses new passion to break down barriers with straight men
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I wish i could vote for hillary clinton twice
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Legendary producer norman lear says tv is still a place to talk about race
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How do churches stay so strong? they pray on the weak.
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Don lemon unloads on kanye west over 'his most shocking claim of all'
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How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake? give it to michael j fox
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Ferguson? what about fergdudaughter? must have asian parents.
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Being a parent has made me more resentful -- of everyone
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Uber to partner with shopify for same-day deliveries
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What obamacare's successes should tell us about its failures
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1 fist bump from a cool black dude = 5 years of my white parents loving me.
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Trump left nearly 4,000 applicants for central american refugee program stranded
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My girlfriend goes on a bike trip every 28 days. she calls it her monthly cycle.
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Underserved kids learn a year's worth of math in 6 weeks, thanks to new app
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Gravity maxim trow yourself from the building and catch from the boardwalk!
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Obama talks about the crippling partisanship that plagued his presidency
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The problem with political jokes is that... they get elected.
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You have so much potential but no kinetic energy, therefore you will never go anywhere in life.
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A letter to my nephew, born on election night
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The equality house hit by 7 bullets, graffitied in anti-lgbtq attack
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I'd kill a two-year-old... ...to get with casey anthony
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Get $10 off any drug purchase by using coupon code do you have change?
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5 things everyone should know when first diagnosed with cancer
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The forever dad: shattering the myth of the self-centered dad
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If any part of my body touches the shower liner, i call in sick to work.
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Parents pay more attention to phones than kids during meals (study)
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The quickest way to find out the time is to order a beer at breakfast with your mother.
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Marriage insurance: why even happy couples need prenups
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This beautiful book of cartoons looks at sports from a gay angle
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U.s. to seek criminal contempt charge against joe arpaio
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Trump administration accused of using immigrant kids as 'bait' to catch parents
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Group wants special prosecutor in police killing of farmworker
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Columnist's eyes 'can't roll back enough' when sanders plays 'woman card' for trump cia pick
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Fbi director james comey 'very concerned' about new apple, google privacy features
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Donald trump is about to get trolled... by a giant penis brigade
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Mitch mcconnell doesn't think draining the swamp is a 'real concern' of regular people
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What did the german clock maker say to the broken clock? ve haff vays of making you tock!
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I tried to explain what a double entendre is but it's sooo hard.
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My sweatpants just greeted me at the door like a loyal dog.
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Dr. toy talks about trends in toys and play towards technology
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What a vacation from facebook can teach you about life
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The military can't come up with a name for its war against isis. we're here to help.
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What's a statistician's favorite form of art? data-ism
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Want a slutty costume? dress up as my professors, they barely cover up anything important.
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Patrick stewart reads hilariously bad reviews of iconic tourist attractions
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2020 new york presidential candidates: cuomo v. gillibrand
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There are no weapons of mass destruction in iraq, chuck norris lives in oklahoma.
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Olympics officials confirm opening ceremony hit by cyberattack
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Whats black and thin and all over my private parts? dead african children
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Why did the duck flying in the sky get shot? michael j fox was hunting rabbits.
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Mitt romney: i'm still not running for president, ok?
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Study suggests mobile devices could raise skin cancer risk
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Senate confirms federal judge rated 'not qualified' to serve
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What time does a mechanic wake up? oily!
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That crazy moment when you smell roast pork, but realize your heated car seat is set too high.
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How many feminist does it take to screw srser ? none, even feminist have standarts
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I want to start a customizable shoe store in canada i'm gonna call it it's all about you
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How do you get pikachu on the bus? poke 'em on!
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Mad men season 5, episode 5 style recap: plaid blazers prevail
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What do you call gay sound waves? faghertz
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Gowanus canal pollution: photos by william miller show devastating beauty of toxic channel
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No matter the medium, a well done burger joke is rare
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Why do french people love to eat snails? because they can't stand fast food
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John oliver shows just how f**king infuriating the equifax data breach is
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Everything you ever wanted to know about buying airfares cheap
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Sarah silverman walks back tweet urging military coup against trump
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I'm not trying to be racist but black people are darker than white people.
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Your mama is so fat... she bungee jumped and went straight to hell.
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