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If donald trump's hair turns out to be a wig then... there'll be hell toupee. | true |
15 photos of hot dudes supporting bernie sanders to make you #feelthebern | false |
Snp's record in government means they can't be trusted with full fiscal autonomy | false |
Can we talk about your pleated, cuffed corduroys, or are we just going to let it happen? | true |
Apple just unveiled a new ipod -- remember those? | false |
I once found a used dildo in my house, i am still searching for more toys. | true |
Top obama adviser dismisses media 'fake' uproar over 'latte salute' | false |
Sofia vergara's head & shoulders campaign proves good hair runs in her family (photos) | false |
How to make (almost) perfect ice at home | false |
Do kids want a social network of their own? | false |
How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb? why don't we have both? | true |
What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman? the fish doesn't know it's plaice. | true |
I'm optimistic. my life is only half full of shit. | true |
Women should be like a well placed rug you should be able to lay them then leave them | true |
Risky meat: will your meal send you to the hospital? | false |
Bob dylan didn't attend nobel prize meet-and-greet hosted by president obama | false |
Dem senator: gop frustration with donald trump 'ready to boil over' | false |
What do eggs say when they're turnt? omelette, fam | true |
Ok, ok, six. just get that out of here! | true |
Bernie manages to turn a win into a loss | false |
Executioner : due to the power-cut we'll be using the acoustic chair. | true |
My first post. it's also a tech pun. konrad zuse's z1 was so slow it hertz. | true |
Indonesia deploys soldiers to protect against marauding monkeys | false |
Cancer messed with the wrong b*tch: riddle me this | false |
I'd like to join the navajo tribe... i hear they've got great fringe benefits. | true |
Haim is back with new song and video shot by paul thomas anderson | false |
What app do nervous ppl order on dates? chicken tinders. | true |
How do you tell if someone is jewish at a football game? they leave after the coin toss | true |
What is in a virgin candy bar? cherries and nuts | true |
Bernard arnault, france's richest man, seeks belgian passport as country weighs tax increases | false |
New export opportunities and investment strengthen louisiana-china ties | false |
Chuck norris was what willis was talking about. | true |
Gay trainer uses new passion to break down barriers with straight men | false |
I wish i could vote for hillary clinton twice | false |
Legendary producer norman lear says tv is still a place to talk about race | false |
How do churches stay so strong? they pray on the weak. | true |
Don lemon unloads on kanye west over 'his most shocking claim of all' | false |
How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake? give it to michael j fox | true |
Ferguson? what about fergdudaughter? must have asian parents. | true |
Being a parent has made me more resentful -- of everyone | false |
Uber to partner with shopify for same-day deliveries | false |
What obamacare's successes should tell us about its failures | false |
1 fist bump from a cool black dude = 5 years of my white parents loving me. | true |
Trump left nearly 4,000 applicants for central american refugee program stranded | false |
My girlfriend goes on a bike trip every 28 days. she calls it her monthly cycle. | true |
Underserved kids learn a year's worth of math in 6 weeks, thanks to new app | false |
Gravity maxim trow yourself from the building and catch from the boardwalk! | true |
Obama talks about the crippling partisanship that plagued his presidency | false |
The problem with political jokes is that... they get elected. | true |
You have so much potential but no kinetic energy, therefore you will never go anywhere in life. | true |
A letter to my nephew, born on election night | false |
The equality house hit by 7 bullets, graffitied in anti-lgbtq attack | false |
I'd kill a two-year-old... ...to get with casey anthony | true |
Get $10 off any drug purchase by using coupon code do you have change? | true |
5 things everyone should know when first diagnosed with cancer | false |
The forever dad: shattering the myth of the self-centered dad | false |
If any part of my body touches the shower liner, i call in sick to work. | true |
Parents pay more attention to phones than kids during meals (study) | false |
The quickest way to find out the time is to order a beer at breakfast with your mother. | true |
Marriage insurance: why even happy couples need prenups | false |
This beautiful book of cartoons looks at sports from a gay angle | false |
U.s. to seek criminal contempt charge against joe arpaio | false |
Trump administration accused of using immigrant kids as 'bait' to catch parents | false |
Group wants special prosecutor in police killing of farmworker | false |
Columnist's eyes 'can't roll back enough' when sanders plays 'woman card' for trump cia pick | false |
Fbi director james comey 'very concerned' about new apple, google privacy features | false |
Donald trump is about to get trolled... by a giant penis brigade | false |
Mitch mcconnell doesn't think draining the swamp is a 'real concern' of regular people | false |
What did the german clock maker say to the broken clock? ve haff vays of making you tock! | true |
I tried to explain what a double entendre is but it's sooo hard. | true |
My sweatpants just greeted me at the door like a loyal dog. | true |
Dr. toy talks about trends in toys and play towards technology | false |
What a vacation from facebook can teach you about life | false |
The military can't come up with a name for its war against isis. we're here to help. | false |
What's a statistician's favorite form of art? data-ism | true |
Want a slutty costume? dress up as my professors, they barely cover up anything important. | true |
Patrick stewart reads hilariously bad reviews of iconic tourist attractions | false |
2020 new york presidential candidates: cuomo v. gillibrand | false |
There are no weapons of mass destruction in iraq, chuck norris lives in oklahoma. | true |
Olympics officials confirm opening ceremony hit by cyberattack | false |
Whats black and thin and all over my private parts? dead african children | true |
Why did the duck flying in the sky get shot? michael j fox was hunting rabbits. | true |
Mitt romney: i'm still not running for president, ok? | false |
Study suggests mobile devices could raise skin cancer risk | false |
Senate confirms federal judge rated 'not qualified' to serve | false |
What time does a mechanic wake up? oily! | true |
That crazy moment when you smell roast pork, but realize your heated car seat is set too high. | true |
How many feminist does it take to screw srser ? none, even feminist have standarts | true |
I want to start a customizable shoe store in canada i'm gonna call it it's all about you | true |
How do you get pikachu on the bus? poke 'em on! | true |
Mad men season 5, episode 5 style recap: plaid blazers prevail | false |
What do you call gay sound waves? faghertz | true |
Gowanus canal pollution: photos by william miller show devastating beauty of toxic channel | false |
No matter the medium, a well done burger joke is rare | true |
Why do french people love to eat snails? because they can't stand fast food | true |
John oliver shows just how f**king infuriating the equifax data breach is | false |
Everything you ever wanted to know about buying airfares cheap | false |
Sarah silverman walks back tweet urging military coup against trump | false |
I'm not trying to be racist but black people are darker than white people. | true |
Your mama is so fat... she bungee jumped and went straight to hell. | true |
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