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Here are the 4 teams in the college football playoff | false |
Students charged after tiny explosive found at middle school (update) | false |
What do you call a biscuit on a motorbike? a bikkie. | true |
If barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? | true |
Jetblue flight diverted after captain reportedly tries to storm cockpit (video) | false |
8 things to never keep in your wallet | false |
Russia claims air strikes hit 10 isis targets in syria | false |
Showtime getting in on 2016 'circus' with weekly documentary series | false |
Adam levine should be an underwear model & more tweets of the week | false |
I come to twitter for the recipe trading, but i stay for the overt racism! | true |
Why did the blonde call the welfare office? she wanted to know how to cook food stamps! | true |
Anita hill wants to talk more about victims and less about trump | false |
Gop congressman wants to halt every single new environmental regulation | false |
13 deliciously warm and fuzzy faux fur options (photos) | false |
The masochist said to the sadist, hurt me! and the sadist said no. | true |
Nih official: budget cuts can't be blamed for lack of ebola vaccine | false |
Woman who accused bill clinton of sexual assault joins anti-hillary pac | false |
Caramel coated cheetos from instructables: great or gross? | false |
Is it just me... ...or are circles pointless? | true |
What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent? it's confi-dental | true |
Why pinterest could be bad for your wedding memories | false |
Former drug dealer turns life around, graduates from ivy league | false |
What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend? i just need some bread | true |
Republican lawmaker who tried to deregulate his own industry wants his seat back | false |
Brady campaign spoofs nra and gun-friendly states with tripadvisor parody | false |
What do you give a cannibal late for sunday lunch? the cold shoulder | true |
What kind of meat does a priest eat? nun. (this one is probably a little better spoken) | true |
Bud light is alot like sex in a canoe... it's fucking close to water | true |
So isaac newton sits under a coconut tree... | true |
Spiders are lucky. they can shoot magic ropes out of their butt & zip-line whenever they want to. | true |
What did john lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake? yolko oh-no | true |
Warning: i will not steal your boyfriend but i might steal your cat | true |
Masterpiece in a mug: japanese latte art will perk you up | false |
Will angola's yellow fever outbreak be 'another zika?' | false |
Top aides were aware of laquan mcdonald details months before emanuel says he knew | false |
Roses are red... roses are red violets are red trees are red shit my garden is on fire! | true |
Virginia governor strikes a pose with willie nelson and his pot | false |
Rwanda is using drones to deliver blood donations to remote health centers | false |
The 9 most common airplane accidents: 24/7 wall st. | false |
John mccain blames hospital bombing partly on u.s. withdrawal from afghanistan | false |
Fbi's james comey opposed naming russia as an election meddler, source confirms | false |
Antique chairs expected to fetch $250k for struggling canadian church | false |
What is the deadliest bear? seriously... i don't know the punchline to this, help me out. | true |
How do you make a giraffe go to war? you giraffed it | true |
5 reasons why you need to boost your breakfast | false |
8 natural spas that harness nature's healing waters (photos) | false |
Francois fillon faces growing pressure as corruption scandal escalates | false |
What would the news headline be if virginity could be restored? unfucking believable? | true |
Equal opportunity and the future of our nation | false |
Beach travel: the world's best secret beaches (video) | false |
Hitched: i’m so glad i didn’t have an “unplugged” wedding | false |
Space junk soars across sky in video filmed using selfie stick | false |
What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up? geometry. | true |
Did you here about the guy who's whole left side was cut off? he's all right now. | true |
I'm thinking about opening a sports themed strip club. gonna call it the press box. | true |
The four reasons most millennials are underemployed and unfulfilled | false |
Over 30 cyber monday deals you can still get | false |
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotofpuss | true |
Why do feminists hate the post the usps? cause it's an all mail business. | true |
'toy story' land is coming to disney's hollywood studios | false |
The 'golden girls’ action figures you never knew you needed are here | false |
Mr. ryan’s endorsement of trump is sad day for the gop — and america | false |
Trump urges stronger push against isis that could include big u.s. presence in syria | false |
Why did 6 break up with 7? because 7 ate 9 out | true |
An american's reply to umd commencement speaker yang shuping | false |
Nice selfie, i love the way the light brings out the bat sh*t crazy psycho in your eyes. | true |
Stolen moment of the week: 50 first jokes | false |
Smart travel advice: don't 'micromanage' your next trip | false |
Salty dogs hang ten in gnarly annual surfing championship | false |
What did one melon say to the other after it was asked marry it? we can't alope | true |
Toothpick holder mania: the internet's cutest and strangest (photos) | false |
Matt damon and crew faced major safety concerns on 'the great wall' set | false |
Your go-to guide for choosing healthier grains (infographic) | false |
Kanye west plays new album three times in paris | false |
What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating? a re-lotion-ship. | true |
How to make jim meehan's croquet cooler cocktail (video) | false |
Healthiest counties: report ranks healthiest counties in each state | false |
Gift for winos: these sunglasses are made from wine barrels | false |
The tragedy, triumph and tragedy of rodney king | false |
Cute kitten 'couple' relax at the end of a long day (photo) | false |
How do you reuse a condom? you turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it. | true |
Trump's retail website only pays sales taxes in 2 states. amazon pays taxes in 45. | false |
What to give your very good dog this holiday season | false |
Muslim woman says lawmaker asked her: 'is it safe to ride the elevator with you?' | false |
What do you call a us marine with an iq of 70? general | true |
No no, you don't have to blur my face but how about a sweet mustache? | true |
'hope' artist shepard fairey explains why he's voting for hillary clinton | false |
What did the pig call a manuscript? a shoat story. | true |
What do you call two egyptians who've farted at the same time? tutankhamun. | true |
A hard thing about a business is minding your own. | true |
Fall preview: kristen stewart, joaquin phoenix & 8 other stars with something to prove (photos) | false |
7 things i know after my paternity leave | false |
Spanish super-fort is a must-see in cartagena, colombia | false |
The price of a balloon has really gone up recently i think it's because of inflation | true |
Denzel washington doesn't think hollywood has a colorism problem | false |
Weightism: the real reason we are failing at weight loss | false |
Did you hear about kurt cobain's new album? he did a cover of the wall by pink floyd | true |
Tasmanian devils may be rapidly evolving to resist a deadly cancer | false |
5 successful tips for finding the best deal | false |
It's disney. it's cinderella. but is it for kids? | false |
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