CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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'the league,' season 6, episode 9 recap: taco standard time	false
Are the cardinals really the best organization in baseball?	false
I like my women like i like my coffee.	true
Why are there no painkillers in the jungle? because the parrots eat 'em all. ^^^^^(paracetamol)	true
Jonathan groff, 'looking' star, on the hbo series' gay representation and its critics	false
A daddy's letter to his little girl (about her future husband)	false
What is the legendary chemical? ho-oh (hydrogen peroxide)	true
Here are the first photos of lady gaga on the 'american horror story: hotel' set	false
Why does helen keller play piano one-handed? she sings with the other hand.	true
'star wars' fan walks 645 miles to comic-con in stormtrooper costume as tribute to late wife	false
The sign said fine for parking here and since it was fine, i parked there.	true
How do you know when someone is a single mother? don't worry! they will tell you!	true
Current ssi levels leave low-income seniors out in the cold	false
Why did hitler need glasses? he could nazi	true
10 things to do after an autism diagnosis	false
My electric car is getting a service, so i have to drive an acoustic one.	true
Why are black people so good at basketball? because it involves shooting, stealing and running.	true
Grieve and be grateful: the aftermath of the colorado floods	false
Serious flaws revealed in u.s. anti-missile nuclear defense against north korea	false
My top three choices for green holiday gifts	false
10 tv dads who inspire us to be great parents	false
What do you call a lesbian pakistani? minge eater	true
Fear less, love more: an interview with meimei fox	false
What did asian jesus say before he was crucified? (oc) yoro (you only resurrect once)	true
What happened when rick fell down a hill? rick rolled.	true
Revisiting the crime scene: west of memphis and paradise lost trilogy	false
Maria lorena marin, 13.67-pound baby, is spain's biggest ever born through natural childbirth	false
Find more love! everyday tips for more confidence	false
The dmv tried to get me to 'just say no!' to organ donation	false
The g-20 declaration makes a major mention of the world's top infectious killer	false
I got into lucid dreaming recently its everything i imagined it to be.	true
Bill hader to star as low-rate hitman in new hbo comedy pilot	false
John boehner says republicans will 'never' repeal and replace obamacare	false
What i would choose as my last meal	false
Harper's bazaar espana shows us the ultimate 'no pants' outfit (photos)	false
The 2015 latin billboard awards red carpet was sequined, colorful and ruffled all over	false
Ghosts of my exes haunt my online dating screen	false
South carolina bishop mark lawrence breaks with church after refusing gay blessings	false
This year's may day rallies continue tradition of protests for workers rights	false
Huffpollster: americans see progress, room for improvement on voting rights	false
Asian immigrants becoming us citizens at high rate	false
The last item on my bucket list is dying. how convenient.	true
The pope has the bird flu. he got it from his cardinals.	true
Dawn tyson, chef, 'soul' author, at sunday dinner (recipe)	false
Meet 10 people who prove you can reinvent your career after 50	false
The renegades return: central coast small-lot wineries to pour at third annual garagiste festival	false
Why it's taken months to pick out bedding for my kid's dorm room	false
The quirky girl timeline: a history of quirk from hepburn to deschanel (video)	false
So where do you see yourself in 5 years? getting asked this question somewhere else	true
Shout out to all the girls that got pregnant last night and don't know it yet	true
Georgia's lieutenant governor tells delta to give nra back its discounts, or else	false
Empty target shelves, the little white house and more instagrams of the week (photos)	false
Judd apatow thinks trump will run the country like it's 'the apprentice'	false
What's the difference between lamar odom and a hooker? a hooker can wash her crack and reuse it.	true
Electronic recycling: green ways to get rid of cell phones and chargers	false
What did the loch ness monster say to his friend? long time no sea.	true
I'm going to name my first kid authorized personnel so they can go wherever they want in life.	true
If your name is willis then you automatically have no idea what the fuck you're talkin bout.	true
What did mlk say when asked if he suffered from jock itch? i have a cream.	true
Spring cleaning turns up surprising treasures, found by reddit users (photos)	false
Why did the hipster never catch a fish? because he didn't go in the mainstream	true
Why can't two blind people get along? they can't see eye to eye.	true
'trick shot' titus, 2-year-old superstar, returns (with channing tatum and bradley cooper!)	false
When you realize your friends are using you for your costco card	false
Amy schumer and selena gomez are basically twins at glamour women of the year awards	false
What has four legs and yells hodi doh, hodi doh? two black guys trying to catch an elevator.	true
Trump briefly responds to santa fe school shooting before pivoting	false
Do you know why there's no casinos in africa? because there's too many cheetahs!	true
Spanish twitter sees a flood of anti-semitism after basketball game	false
Don't drive yourself crazy! here are 5 ways to drive yourself happy -- every day	false
Bernie sanders told his supporters to get behind hillary clinton, and they're doing it	false
Grand jury indicts atlanta officer for murder of unarmed black man	false
10 free things you can get at airports	false
Maybe it's time to retire the word 'genius'	false
Girl scouts return $100,000 when donor demands it not be used for transgender girls	false
Opinions are like herpes outbreaks. nobody wants them.	true
Will fossil fuels and conventional cars be obsolete by 2030?	false
20 ways to make an extraordinary difference in the world	false
Candace cameron bure's teenage daughter gets a 'full house' surprise in 'voice' debut	false
How many gay men can you fit on a bar stool? 4 if you turn it upside down.	true
Focus on micro businesses for the next 30 years	false
Knock knock who's there ! bed ! bed who ? bed you can't guess who i am!	true
A human fart can be louder than a trombone i discovered that at my daughter's school concert.	true
Knock knock who's there? doctor about time! you're already ten!	true
I heard if you fuck a horse... your back to the future!	true
Why fart and waste it? when you can burp and taste it.	true
Did you hear about the fight in the bathroom? shit went down	true
Florida python challenge nets 106 snakes during monthlong hunt	false
Charlie hague and megan williams' 'hobbit' home might be torn down by county council (photos)	false
Claustrophobic people are more productive... thinking outside the box.	true
When does a joke become a dad joke? when the joke is fully groan.	true
Had a little dog named mustard, he didn't relish me so he ran away. i couldn't catch up.	true
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable ...like a coma.	true
Donald trump highlights anti-muslim stance in his first tv ad	false
What's a ghost's favorite type of car? a booghati	true
Jokes about stuttering are a big big no no	true
Why can't stevie wonder read? (offensive) because he's black.	true
Why did the boxer rebellion fail? they had no qin	true
Words to say when you need to stand up for yourself	false
Bees dying quickly from neonics and climate disruption	false

'the league,' season 6, episode 9 recap: taco standard time

false

Are the cardinals really the best organization in baseball?

false

I like my women like i like my coffee.

true

Why are there no painkillers in the jungle? because the parrots eat 'em all. ^^^^^(paracetamol)

true

Jonathan groff, 'looking' star, on the hbo series' gay representation and its critics

false

A daddy's letter to his little girl (about her future husband)

false

What is the legendary chemical? ho-oh (hydrogen peroxide)

true

Here are the first photos of lady gaga on the 'american horror story: hotel' set

false

Why does helen keller play piano one-handed? she sings with the other hand.

true

'star wars' fan walks 645 miles to comic-con in stormtrooper costume as tribute to late wife

false

The sign said fine for parking here and since it was fine, i parked there.

true

How do you know when someone is a single mother? don't worry! they will tell you!

true

Current ssi levels leave low-income seniors out in the cold

false

Why did hitler need glasses? he could nazi

true

10 things to do after an autism diagnosis

false

My electric car is getting a service, so i have to drive an acoustic one.

true

Why are black people so good at basketball? because it involves shooting, stealing and running.

true

Grieve and be grateful: the aftermath of the colorado floods

false

Serious flaws revealed in u.s. anti-missile nuclear defense against north korea

false

My top three choices for green holiday gifts

false

10 tv dads who inspire us to be great parents

false

What do you call a lesbian pakistani? minge eater

true

Fear less, love more: an interview with meimei fox

false

What did asian jesus say before he was crucified? (oc) yoro (you only resurrect once)

true

What happened when rick fell down a hill? rick rolled.

true

Revisiting the crime scene: west of memphis and paradise lost trilogy

false

Maria lorena marin, 13.67-pound baby, is spain's biggest ever born through natural childbirth

false

Find more love! everyday tips for more confidence

false

The dmv tried to get me to 'just say no!' to organ donation

false

The g-20 declaration makes a major mention of the world's top infectious killer

false

I got into lucid dreaming recently its everything i imagined it to be.

true

Bill hader to star as low-rate hitman in new hbo comedy pilot

false

John boehner says republicans will 'never' repeal and replace obamacare

false

What i would choose as my last meal

false

Harper's bazaar espana shows us the ultimate 'no pants' outfit (photos)

false

The 2015 latin billboard awards red carpet was sequined, colorful and ruffled all over

false

Ghosts of my exes haunt my online dating screen

false

South carolina bishop mark lawrence breaks with church after refusing gay blessings

false

This year's may day rallies continue tradition of protests for workers rights

false

Huffpollster: americans see progress, room for improvement on voting rights

false

Asian immigrants becoming us citizens at high rate

false

The last item on my bucket list is dying. how convenient.

true

The pope has the bird flu. he got it from his cardinals.

true

Dawn tyson, chef, 'soul' author, at sunday dinner (recipe)

false

Meet 10 people who prove you can reinvent your career after 50

false

The renegades return: central coast small-lot wineries to pour at third annual garagiste festival

false

Why it's taken months to pick out bedding for my kid's dorm room

false

The quirky girl timeline: a history of quirk from hepburn to deschanel (video)

false

So where do you see yourself in 5 years? getting asked this question somewhere else

true

Shout out to all the girls that got pregnant last night and don't know it yet

true

Georgia's lieutenant governor tells delta to give nra back its discounts, or else

false

Empty target shelves, the little white house and more instagrams of the week (photos)

false

Judd apatow thinks trump will run the country like it's 'the apprentice'

false

What's the difference between lamar odom and a hooker? a hooker can wash her crack and reuse it.

true

Electronic recycling: green ways to get rid of cell phones and chargers

false

What did the loch ness monster say to his friend? long time no sea.

true

I'm going to name my first kid authorized personnel so they can go wherever they want in life.

true

If your name is willis then you automatically have no idea what the fuck you're talkin bout.

true

What did mlk say when asked if he suffered from jock itch? i have a cream.

true

Spring cleaning turns up surprising treasures, found by reddit users (photos)

false

Why did the hipster never catch a fish? because he didn't go in the mainstream

true

Why can't two blind people get along? they can't see eye to eye.

true

'trick shot' titus, 2-year-old superstar, returns (with channing tatum and bradley cooper!)

false

When you realize your friends are using you for your costco card

false

Amy schumer and selena gomez are basically twins at glamour women of the year awards

false

What has four legs and yells hodi doh, hodi doh? two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

true

Trump briefly responds to santa fe school shooting before pivoting

false

Do you know why there's no casinos in africa? because there's too many cheetahs!

true

Spanish twitter sees a flood of anti-semitism after basketball game

false

Don't drive yourself crazy! here are 5 ways to drive yourself happy -- every day

false

Bernie sanders told his supporters to get behind hillary clinton, and they're doing it

false

Grand jury indicts atlanta officer for murder of unarmed black man

false

10 free things you can get at airports

false

Maybe it's time to retire the word 'genius'

false

Girl scouts return $100,000 when donor demands it not be used for transgender girls

false

Opinions are like herpes outbreaks. nobody wants them.

true

Will fossil fuels and conventional cars be obsolete by 2030?

false

20 ways to make an extraordinary difference in the world

false

Candace cameron bure's teenage daughter gets a 'full house' surprise in 'voice' debut

false

How many gay men can you fit on a bar stool? 4 if you turn it upside down.

true

Focus on micro businesses for the next 30 years

false

Knock knock who's there ! bed ! bed who ? bed you can't guess who i am!

true

A human fart can be louder than a trombone i discovered that at my daughter's school concert.

true

Knock knock who's there? doctor about time! you're already ten!

true

I heard if you fuck a horse... your back to the future!

true

Why fart and waste it? when you can burp and taste it.

true

Did you hear about the fight in the bathroom? shit went down

true

Florida python challenge nets 106 snakes during monthlong hunt

false

Charlie hague and megan williams' 'hobbit' home might be torn down by county council (photos)

false

Claustrophobic people are more productive... thinking outside the box.

true

When does a joke become a dad joke? when the joke is fully groan.

true

Had a little dog named mustard, he didn't relish me so he ran away. i couldn't catch up.

true

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable ...like a coma.

true

Donald trump highlights anti-muslim stance in his first tv ad

false

What's a ghost's favorite type of car? a booghati

true

Jokes about stuttering are a big big no no

true

Why can't stevie wonder read? (offensive) because he's black.

true

Why did the boxer rebellion fail? they had no qin

true

Words to say when you need to stand up for yourself

false

Bees dying quickly from neonics and climate disruption

false