CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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I like my coffee like i like my men. ground up and in the freezer.	true
My tombstone will just say deactivated. i want people to be afraid that i could come back.	true
In world war 3, which country would retreat first? iran.	true
Kids are picking on me, mom i'll teach you how to fight, son. yes!	true
What's invisible and fucks kids? the zika virus.	true
What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl? sometimes i get the joke.	true
Democratic pac makes 6-figure ad buy for conor lamb in pennsylvania	false
I asked my friend if it was intended for him to cheese the pizza joke. nope unintended	true
To help reduce cost, this status was typed in china.	true
What's it called when a cow kills itself? mooicide ...okay, fine, i'll leave...	true
Israel eavesdropped on john kerry in mideast talks: report	false
People are trying to sell tickets to muhammad ali's funeral for $100	false
Kansas super mom gives birth to third set of twins in 26 months	false
Back exercises for stronger muscles and better posture	false
Good news! we can cancel the common core tests	false
It's not all vino tinto: exploring spanish wine and cuisine	false
Is the purpose of sleep to let our brains defragment, like a hard drive?	false
Several eagles players already planning to skip white house visit	false
This cluckin' chicken tweets, and she's got more twitter followers than you	false
Us nuns say vatican probe cleared up confusion, reinforced their mission	false
'darfur: the genocide the world got tired of'	false
Why this massage bar is causing plants to grow in people's drains	false
Fda panel recommends approval of hpv test to screen for cervical cancer	false
Thousands flee after nepal landslide creates risk of huge flood	false
The most embarrassing moment of my life was when i called my teacher mom during sex.	true
What do you call a drunk muslim woman? stoned.	true
Watch hero cop's narrow rescue of man jumping from 6th floor	false
Welcome to an all-too real dystopia in first 'the handmaid's tale' trailer	false
Emmy winner courtney b. vance says film should take a cue from tv	false
Whats the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? one sells watches and one watches cells.	true
Why is the rabbi in geometry? to practice circumscribing	true
Life is a lot like a game of golf... too many strokes and you loose.	true
Tired of the cat eye? try this liner trick instead	false
This couple lives on 6% of their income so they can give $100,000 a year to charity	false
More ways to challenge friends and support a cause without pouring ice water on yourself	false
What do you call it when oxygen and nitrogen train at the gym together? air conditioning	true
What is a cardiologists favorite wine vena cava	true
First nighter: joe pintauro's 'snow orchid,' benjamin scheuer's 'the lion'	false
My therapist says i'm paranoid. he didn't actually say that i but i know he was thinking it.	true
Huffpost hill - white house preparing to turn back clocks 100 years	false
When someone farts... guy 1: what'd that asshole say? guy 2: just talking shit.	true
I painted my computer black so it would run faster... ... but it didn't.	true
I'm always a big fan of the prison teardrop tattoo. it says i'm sensitive but i've killed people.	true
'frozen' suite at hotel de glace is super cool	false
What did the lunatic vacuum cleaner salesman say to his son before murdering him? dyson.	true
People are like traffic lights you have to judge them by colour	true
What did the mathematician use to kill himself? an hypotenuse.	true
What do you call a cow with two legs? lean beef	true
Me: i'm having a lovely time tonight my date: why do u keep yelling me before every sentence	true
Bite me, asshole - grammatically correct and scathing bite me asshole - kinky pirate	true
Betty white totally fools james corden with prank call	false
It's 2015. i can't believe we're still referring to a dress as colored.	true
Dads' brains react differently to sons and daughters	false
The garden of new york: why the lower east side is different	false
‘rupaul’s drag race all stars 3’ episode 2 recap: sour milk	false
5 psychological tips to help you stick to your new year's resolution	false
Him: would you like to have lunch sometime? me: i like to have lunch every afternoon.	true
Cannes 2013: savoring the opening night dinner by chef anne-sophie pic	false
Why can't orphans play baseball? they don't know where home is...	true
U.s. navy says some human remains found inside damaged destroyer	false
What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight? a well 'aardvark!	true
How do you make a tissue dance ? put a little boogie in it !	true
Jpmorgan hit by u.s. bribery probe into chinese hiring: report	false
I just bought some land with a stranger and now we have a lot in common.	true
Will ferrell, amy poehler show you shouldn't bet against 'the house'	false
I call my printer bob marley. because it's always jammin'.	true
David mulford, credit suisse executive, faces extradition for role in 2001 argentine debt swap	false
Nobel prize winner trashes brexit as bad for science	false
What do you call the drummer that just broke up with his girlfriend? homeless.	true
Do cannibals prefer red or white wine with dinner? they're not fussed, as long as it's full bodied.	true
Have you had a german hotdog? they're the wurst	true
What do you call an important australian? a significunt	true
Whats george zimmerman's favorite song? blame it on the night	true
Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted.	true
I bet when spiders see those fake green cob webs on halloween they must be like ugh, tourists.	true
How do you get your hair into shape? you condition it	true
Please don't make me say worcestershire out loud.	true
High school volleyball player slays national anthem after recording fails	false
Oklahoma supreme court tosses abortion law on hospital admitting privileges	false
I took my 9-year-old to the opera, and she loved it	false
Don't discount mental illness in the case of abigail hanna	false
Do you think i could sell this couch on craigsface? --grandma	true
What you should know before you say 'addiction is a choice'	false
For the love of god, let that not be an engagement ring on kylie jenner's finger	false
Moms: please model the friendships you wish for your kids	false
I have a coworker whose humour gets drier ...as he gets more dehydrated. (true story)	true
What did hitler say when he got a 10 kill streak? get reiched.	true
What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong? a mistake	true
What's the difference between jelly and jam? i can't jelly my cock up your ass	true
Saying that you were touched by jesus... ...is a completely different story in a mexican prison.	true
A higgs boson walks into a bar... ...the barman doesn't understand.	true
What did the 8 say to infinity? come on man, get up!	true
Yo mama is so stank... she has to put ice between her legs to keep the crabs fresh.	true
What do you call a selfless pastrami? pastramyou	true
Have you heard the joke about baltimore? it's a riot!	true
I have an idea for a make-your-own hotdog place it's called what's the wurst that could happen?	true
Chance the rapper livestreams traffic stop in chicago	false
What do you call a mountain of kittens? a meowtain	true
Why it's sometimes necessary to re-define family at holiday time	false
A straight face and a sincere-sounding huh? have gotten me out of more trouble than i can remember.	true

I like my coffee like i like my men. ground up and in the freezer.

true

My tombstone will just say deactivated. i want people to be afraid that i could come back.

true

In world war 3, which country would retreat first? iran.

true

Kids are picking on me, mom i'll teach you how to fight, son. yes!

true

What's invisible and fucks kids? the zika virus.

true

What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl? sometimes i get the joke.

true

Democratic pac makes 6-figure ad buy for conor lamb in pennsylvania

false

I asked my friend if it was intended for him to cheese the pizza joke. nope unintended

true

To help reduce cost, this status was typed in china.

true

What's it called when a cow kills itself? mooicide ...okay, fine, i'll leave...

true

Israel eavesdropped on john kerry in mideast talks: report

false

People are trying to sell tickets to muhammad ali's funeral for $100

false

Kansas super mom gives birth to third set of twins in 26 months

false

Back exercises for stronger muscles and better posture

false

Good news! we can cancel the common core tests

false

It's not all vino tinto: exploring spanish wine and cuisine

false

Is the purpose of sleep to let our brains defragment, like a hard drive?

false

Several eagles players already planning to skip white house visit

false

This cluckin' chicken tweets, and she's got more twitter followers than you

false

Us nuns say vatican probe cleared up confusion, reinforced their mission

false

'darfur: the genocide the world got tired of'

false

Why this massage bar is causing plants to grow in people's drains

false

Fda panel recommends approval of hpv test to screen for cervical cancer

false

Thousands flee after nepal landslide creates risk of huge flood

false

The most embarrassing moment of my life was when i called my teacher mom during sex.

true

What do you call a drunk muslim woman? stoned.

true

Watch hero cop's narrow rescue of man jumping from 6th floor

false

Welcome to an all-too real dystopia in first 'the handmaid's tale' trailer

false

Emmy winner courtney b. vance says film should take a cue from tv

false

Whats the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? one sells watches and one watches cells.

true

Why is the rabbi in geometry? to practice circumscribing

true

Life is a lot like a game of golf... too many strokes and you loose.

true

Tired of the cat eye? try this liner trick instead

false

This couple lives on 6% of their income so they can give $100,000 a year to charity

false

More ways to challenge friends and support a cause without pouring ice water on yourself

false

What do you call it when oxygen and nitrogen train at the gym together? air conditioning

true

What is a cardiologists favorite wine vena cava

true

First nighter: joe pintauro's 'snow orchid,' benjamin scheuer's 'the lion'

false

My therapist says i'm paranoid. he didn't *actually* say that i but i know he was thinking it.

true

Huffpost hill - white house preparing to turn back clocks 100 years

false

When someone farts... guy 1: what'd that asshole say? guy 2: just talking shit.

true

I painted my computer black so it would run faster... ... but it didn't.

true

I'm always a big fan of the prison teardrop tattoo. it says i'm sensitive but i've killed people.

true

'frozen' suite at hotel de glace is super cool

false

What did the lunatic vacuum cleaner salesman say to his son before murdering him? dyson.

true

People are like traffic lights you have to judge them by colour

true

What did the mathematician use to kill himself? an hypotenuse.

true

What do you call a cow with two legs? lean beef

true

Me: i'm having a lovely time tonight my date: why do u keep yelling me before every sentence

true

Bite me, asshole - grammatically correct and scathing bite me asshole - kinky pirate

true

Betty white totally fools james corden with prank call

false

It's 2015. i can't believe we're still referring to a dress as colored.

true

Dads' brains react differently to sons and daughters

false

The garden of new york: why the lower east side is different

false

‘rupaul’s drag race all stars 3’ episode 2 recap: sour milk

false

5 psychological tips to help you stick to your new year's resolution

false

Him: would you like to have lunch sometime? me: i like to have lunch every afternoon.

true

Cannes 2013: savoring the opening night dinner by chef anne-sophie pic

false

Why can't orphans play baseball? they don't know where home is...

true

U.s. navy says some human remains found inside damaged destroyer

false

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight? a well 'aardvark!

true

How do you make a tissue dance ? put a little boogie in it !

true

Jpmorgan hit by u.s. bribery probe into chinese hiring: report

false

I just bought some land with a stranger and now we have a lot in common.

true

Will ferrell, amy poehler show you shouldn't bet against 'the house'

false

I call my printer bob marley. because it's always jammin'.

true

David mulford, credit suisse executive, faces extradition for role in 2001 argentine debt swap

false

Nobel prize winner trashes brexit as bad for science

false

What do you call the drummer that just broke up with his girlfriend? homeless.

true

Do cannibals prefer red or white wine with dinner? they're not fussed, as long as it's full bodied.

true

Have you had a german hotdog? they're the wurst

true

What do you call an important australian? a significunt

true

Whats george zimmerman's favorite song? blame it on the night

true

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted.

true

I bet when spiders see those fake green cob webs on halloween they must be like ugh, tourists.

true

How do you get your hair into shape? you condition it

true

Please don't make me say worcestershire out loud.

true

High school volleyball player slays national anthem after recording fails

false

Oklahoma supreme court tosses abortion law on hospital admitting privileges

false

I took my 9-year-old to the opera, and she loved it

false

Don't discount mental illness in the case of abigail hanna

false

Do you think i could sell this couch on craigsface? --grandma

true

What you should know before you say 'addiction is a choice'

false

For the love of god, let that not be an engagement ring on kylie jenner's finger

false

Moms: please model the friendships you wish for your kids

false

I have a coworker whose humour gets drier ...as he gets more dehydrated. (true story)

true

What did hitler say when he got a 10 kill streak? get reiched.

true

What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong? a mistake

true

What's the difference between jelly and jam? i can't jelly my cock up your ass

true

Saying that you were touched by jesus... ...is a completely different story in a mexican prison.

true

A higgs boson walks into a bar... ...the barman doesn't understand.

true

What did the 8 say to infinity? come on man, get up!

true

Yo mama is so stank... she has to put ice between her legs to keep the crabs fresh.

true

What do you call a selfless pastrami? pastramyou

true

Have you heard the joke about baltimore? it's a riot!

true

I have an idea for a make-your-own hotdog place it's called what's the wurst that could happen?

true

Chance the rapper livestreams traffic stop in chicago

false

What do you call a mountain of kittens? a meowtain

true

Why it's sometimes necessary to re-define family at holiday time

false

A straight face and a sincere-sounding huh? have gotten me out of more trouble than i can remember.

true