CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Sir, you cannot fish here! don't worry, i'm just teaching my worm to swim.	true
‘catfishing’ over love interest might have spurred uva gang-rape debacle	false
Stephen colbert leads 360-degree tour of his studio for the superfans	false
Michael j. fox teams up with the white house on 'back to the future' day	false
What do neutrinos and i have in common. we are both constantly penetrating your mom.	true
What do you call a liver transplant? a delivery.	true
Men simply like to adjust their junk, it's not pocket science.	true
My stepdad hates it when i call him bernie... he's really sensitive a about his scars...	true
Just a reminder of what day is today.. 9/11	true
Seth meyers points out that ‘the mummy’ is more popular than trumpcare	false
Today's a beautiful day... after all, nothing beats mayweather.	true
Baked potato eggs from gimme some oven are amazing (photo)	false
This robot creates art, basically, the same way we do	false
What time did the man go to the dentist tooth hurt-y	true
It's not you, it's me. - humidity, to heat	true
I don't care about being half naked on the internet	false
Son, your chimpanzee girlfriend is tearing this family apart.	true
You know what they say about location in real estate? not much but they say it three times.	true
What's green then turns red really quickly? a frog in a blender	true
Everything has to be related in a woman: if the mouth shuts, the legs open.	true
Jeffrey tambor was 'humbled' when he met caitlyn jenner	false
Gps guide: heidi hanna's 3 tools for achieving clarity and presence	false
Why couldn't the lizard have any children? it had a reptile dysfunction!	true
An incredible treehouse that would never, ever be found in a backyard (photos, video)	false
What do you call a pony that sleeps around a whorse	true
What footwear does hilary clinton wear to the beach? flip flops or scandals!	true
Why couldn't stevie wonder see his friends? because he was married.	true
What did the geologist say at the chinese restaurant? may i have eurasian plate?	true
Sprint cell phone customer gets trapped in auto bill-pay nightmare	false
I find the best way to deal with death is not to be the person who is dead.	true
Miley cyrus and alicia keys are joining 'the voice'	false
Have you ever had ethiopian food? no, neither have they.	true
5 common skincare mistakes you need to stop making (video)	false
Yo mama is so fat... yo mama is so fat she stubbed her camel toe!	true
High stakes for trump in vote on health care plan	false
When you talk about ip addresses of an ipad do you call it ipaddress?	true
My superhero name is typoman. i am the writer of wrongs.	true
Champagne, the golden globe awards and idiot shenanigans	false
Under the rainbow at omaha's bemis center for contemporary arts	false
Netflix is red, xanax is blue. put them together for a fun afternoon.	true
What does a man eat when he cannot run off with his girlfriend? cantaloupe	true
Can you spot me, bro? - waldo, at the gym	true
Michelle obama election night 2012: a purple repeat! (photos)	false
Dentist sign reads kgb dentistry the sign continued, we are putin in your filling.	true
Saturday wins best day 47,000th week in a row.	true
I hate spelling errors so much. you mix up two letters and your whole post is urined	true
What is a jewish delima? a free ham.	true
I totally nailed that guy - roman soldiers	true
What you should know about your spouse's money	false
Paula patton and robin thicke star in first ever rémy martin commercial (video)	false
The pothead stereotype lives, even among americans ready to legalize marijuana	false
What is a pirates favorite file type? .rar	true
Trump's defense secretary presided over civilian slaughter in fallujah	false
If you think politicians are the best at 'spin'... you should listen more at funerals.	true
Workout apps that keep track of your fitness regimen	false
What do you call a gay dinosaur? gagsalotofdong	true
How do you get a philosophy major off of your porch? pay for the pizza.	true
A patron kicked out of a bar. who is a drunk and belligerent alex trebek?	true
Reuters: sources contradict sessions' testimony he opposed russia outreach	false
Jimmy kimmel has an ingenious plan to keep donald trump off twitter	false
Q: who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas? a: billy the squid.	true
Why are turn signals great workers? when they get tired and burn out, they work twice as hard.	true
Taylor schilling's racy, red-hot golden globes dress is beautiful	false
Can you guess the oscar-nominated films just from these emojis?	false
A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.	true
Democrats to trump nominees: show us your taxes	false
Mason jar cocktail shaker was bound to be invented sometime (photo)	false
So i'm not allowed near petting zoos... .. or as i prefer to call them, heavy petting zoos.	true
Why does uranus look so smooth compared to other gas giants in our solar system?	true
Why were the seven dwarfs kicked out of the bar? because they were miners... xd	true
2015: this is our son, aiden. 2016: this is our son, lemonaiden.	true
I hope this blue uniform and walkie talkie doesn't make me look fat - insecurity guard	true
No longer burdened as the keeper of things	false
Russia's gay community opposes sochi olympics boycott calls	false
Leading up to the wedding (name) has been on a whiskey diet. his lost three days already.	true
Stephen colbert is considering 'giving up hope' for lent because of donald trump	false
Benefit mascara ad puts male private parts front and center (video)	false
Get rid of dating stress with these simple steps	false
Netflix's 'mystery science theater 3000' revival now has a release date and cast photo	false
Trump isn't draining the swamp. he’s hiding it.	false
Bernie sanders, hillary clinton fail to answer simple lead pipe question	false
What airlines and airports are doing to make travel less stressful	false
A makeshift school in aleppo offers safer education amid bombings	false
Do you know how to make holy water? you boil the hell out of it	true
I like freudian slips as much as the next gay.	true
I don't think i'm ready for the emotional commitment of ordering a happy meal.	true
How do indian chiefs send messages? by teepee-mail!	true
Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls? he split a seam in his blue ones.	true
Toni annette medrano, mom who allegedly fell asleep on baby, charged in his death	false
I remember when my dad was a drinker i also remember when he was a alive.	true
New york wants to make it easier for new yorkers to say their piece	false
Cooling trend - 3 distinct hand bags that will do the trick this summer	false
eats a lean cuisine 20 minutes go by. *devours entire pizza hut store...including employees.	true
Baseball! all the excitement of football squeezed conveniently into 162 five-hour games!	true
How to raise good (and safe) kids these days	false
My girlfriend is like a trampoline,... ...i dont have a trampoline!	true
In order to catch herpes... you need to think like a herpe.	true
Nearly half our power could come from rooftop solar panels	false
5 shot, 3 dead in christmas shooting outside new jersey go-go bar	false
What did adam say to his wife on the day before christmas? it's christmas, eve!	true

Sir, you cannot fish here! don't worry, i'm just teaching my worm to swim.

true

‘catfishing’ over love interest might have spurred uva gang-rape debacle

false

Stephen colbert leads 360-degree tour of his studio for the superfans

false

Michael j. fox teams up with the white house on 'back to the future' day

false

What do neutrinos and i have in common. we are both constantly penetrating your mom.

true

What do you call a liver transplant? a delivery.

true

Men simply like to adjust their junk, it's not pocket science.

true

My stepdad hates it when i call him bernie... he's really sensitive a about his scars...

true

Just a reminder of what day is today.. 9/11

true

Seth meyers points out that ‘the mummy’ is more popular than trumpcare

false

Today's a beautiful day... after all, nothing beats mayweather.

true

Baked potato eggs from gimme some oven are amazing (photo)

false

This robot creates art, basically, the same way we do

false

What time did the man go to the dentist tooth hurt-y

true

It's not you, it's me. - humidity, to heat

true

I don't care about being half naked on the internet

false

Son, your chimpanzee girlfriend is tearing this family apart.

true

You know what they say about location in real estate? not much but they say it three times.

true

What's green then turns red really quickly? a frog in a blender

true

Everything has to be related in a woman: if the mouth shuts, the legs open.

true

Jeffrey tambor was 'humbled' when he met caitlyn jenner

false

Gps guide: heidi hanna's 3 tools for achieving clarity and presence

false

Why couldn't the lizard have any children? it had a reptile dysfunction!

true

An incredible treehouse that would never, ever be found in a backyard (photos, video)

false

What do you call a pony that sleeps around a whorse

true

What footwear does hilary clinton wear to the beach? flip flops or scandals!

true

Why couldn't stevie wonder see his friends? because he was married.

true

What did the geologist say at the chinese restaurant? may i have eurasian plate?

true

Sprint cell phone customer gets trapped in auto bill-pay nightmare

false

I find the best way to deal with death is not to be the person who is dead.

true

Miley cyrus and alicia keys are joining 'the voice'

false

Have you ever had ethiopian food? no, neither have they.

true

5 common skincare mistakes you need to stop making (video)

false

Yo mama is so fat... yo mama is so fat she stubbed her camel toe!

true

High stakes for trump in vote on health care plan

false

When you talk about ip addresses of an ipad do you call it ipaddress?

true

My superhero name is typoman. i am the writer of wrongs.

true

Champagne, the golden globe awards and idiot shenanigans

false

Under the rainbow at omaha's bemis center for contemporary arts

false

Netflix is red, xanax is blue. put them together for a fun afternoon.

true

What does a man eat when he cannot run off with his girlfriend? cantaloupe

true

Can you spot me, bro? - waldo, at the gym

true

Michelle obama election night 2012: a purple repeat! (photos)

false

Dentist sign reads kgb dentistry the sign continued, we are putin in your filling.

true

Saturday wins best day 47,000th week in a row.

true

I hate spelling errors so much. you mix up two letters and your whole post is urined

true

What is a jewish delima? a free ham.

true

I totally nailed that guy - roman soldiers

true

What you should know about your spouse's money

false

Paula patton and robin thicke star in first ever rémy martin commercial (video)

false

The pothead stereotype lives, even among americans ready to legalize marijuana

false

What is a pirates favorite file type? .rar

true

Trump's defense secretary presided over civilian slaughter in fallujah

false

If you think politicians are the best at 'spin'... you should listen more at funerals.

true

Workout apps that keep track of your fitness regimen

false

What do you call a gay dinosaur? gagsalotofdong

true

How do you get a philosophy major off of your porch? pay for the pizza.

true

A patron kicked out of a bar. who is a drunk and belligerent alex trebek?

true

Reuters: sources contradict sessions' testimony he opposed russia outreach

false

Jimmy kimmel has an ingenious plan to keep donald trump off twitter

false

Q: who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas? a: billy the squid.

true

Why are turn signals great workers? when they get tired and burn out, they work twice as hard.

true

Taylor schilling's racy, red-hot golden globes dress is beautiful

false

Can you guess the oscar-nominated films just from these emojis?

false

A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.

true

Democrats to trump nominees: show us your taxes

false

Mason jar cocktail shaker was bound to be invented sometime (photo)

false

So i'm not allowed near petting zoos... .. or as i prefer to call them, heavy petting zoos.

true

Why does uranus look so smooth compared to other gas giants in our solar system?

true

Why were the seven dwarfs kicked out of the bar? because they were miners... xd

true

2015: this is our son, aiden. 2016: this is our son, lemonaiden.

true

I hope this blue uniform and walkie talkie doesn't make me look fat - insecurity guard

true

No longer burdened as the keeper of things

false

Russia's gay community opposes sochi olympics boycott calls

false

Leading up to the wedding (name) has been on a whiskey diet. his lost three days already.

true

Stephen colbert is considering 'giving up hope' for lent because of donald trump

false

Benefit mascara ad puts male private parts front and center (video)

false

Get rid of dating stress with these simple steps

false

Netflix's 'mystery science theater 3000' revival now has a release date and cast photo

false

Trump isn't draining the swamp. he’s hiding it.

false

Bernie sanders, hillary clinton fail to answer simple lead pipe question

false

What airlines and airports are doing to make travel less stressful

false

A makeshift school in aleppo offers safer education amid bombings

false

Do you know how to make holy water? you boil the hell out of it

true

I like freudian slips as much as the next gay.

true

I don't think i'm ready for the emotional commitment of ordering a happy meal.

true

How do indian chiefs send messages? by teepee-mail!

true

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls? he split a seam in his blue ones.

true

Toni annette medrano, mom who allegedly fell asleep on baby, charged in his death

false

I remember when my dad was a drinker i also remember when he was a alive.

true

New york wants to make it easier for new yorkers to say their piece

false

Cooling trend - 3 distinct hand bags that will do the trick this summer

false

*eats a lean cuisine *20 minutes go by. *devours entire pizza hut store...including employees.

true

Baseball! all the excitement of football squeezed conveniently into 162 five-hour games!

true

How to raise good (and safe) kids these days

false

My girlfriend is like a trampoline,... ...i dont have a trampoline!

true

In order to catch herpes... you need to think like a herpe.

true

Nearly half our power could come from rooftop solar panels

false

5 shot, 3 dead in christmas shooting outside new jersey go-go bar

false

What did adam say to his wife on the day before christmas? it's christmas, eve!

true