CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Take a look at the magic of new england's ice cream stands	false
Why is bernie sanders' campaign like jon snow? (game of thrones spoilers) they're both dead.	true
Being on twitter has made my spelling, grammar and vocabulary so much gooder.	true
Incomm, blackhawk network, gift card makers, follow amex exit from new jersey	false
Slipperiness behind aereo ruling: solving riddles of legislative intent and separation of powers	false
Why your friend doesn't experience stress the same way you do	false
Why are white girls always tired? because they've literally been running around all day	true
What sex act did the mobster offer his boss? a goodfellatio	true
What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? udder chaos!	true
A ghost from last century left a yellowbook at my door like the internet never happened.	true
Rio olympics tape delay brings heavy scorn for nbc	false
What do michael jackson and mcdonalds have in common? they both stick their meat between 13yo buns.	true
What kind of dinosaur writes poetry? a bronte-saurus.	true
What do you call a native american who graduated from medical school? a doctor you racist	true
Open letter to president trump upon arrival in rome	false
David petraeus: white house is wrong, generals are 'fair game' for criticism	false
The touching story behind the african dancers rihanna just made instagram famous	false
Six jews are in a park, two leave. how many people are left? zero, because jews aren't people.	true
Mcdonald's twitter calls donald trump tiny-handed, 'disgusting excuse of a president'	false
What do you call two ordinary ghosts? paranormals.	true
Harry reid endorses keith ellison for dnc chair	false
What did eric say to his classmates on the last day of school? do you believe in god?	true
Here's how i gained 27ibs of muscle in 5 weeks: lying.	true
What do you sing at a twins bat mitzvah? happy birthday two jews	true
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? that's not funny!!	true
When a girl tells u about her favorite animal - i'd eat one is not the right response.	true
Prince philip named one of gq's 'best-dressed men in britain' and they're so right	false
Bill maher: america must 'start penalizing liars' like donald trump	false
What did the ranch say to the refrigerator? close the door, i'm dressing!	true
What's the difference between being hungry and horny? where you put the cucumber.	true
Why did the one handed man cross the road? to get tothe second hand shop.	true
Why do ghosts eat more sandwiches than bears? because there's more sandwiches in your fridge. };)	true
Transgender murders in el salvador leave community in fear	false
What did the metaphysicist say when he came out of the bathroom? shit just got real!	true
The elevator business is great it has its ups and downs	true
What came first the chicken or the egg? neither. the rooster came first.	true
Oregon man who beheaded mom's cat learns his fate	false
There is no joy in 'joy' land, mighty jlaw has struck out	false
I won the prize for laziest person a live... i got a-trophy	true
Tom delong has split from blink 182... looks like he lasted 'de long' time.	true
Couple's 'kinky' night in handcuffs ends in real arrest	false
You know why i hate cancer? i have crabs. (zodiac)	true
The developers of apple maps first big mistake was not calling it mapples.	true
Why was civil disobedience such a good essay? thoreau editing.	true
Scarlett johansson's surprising neckline and 21 more style stunners this week (photos)	false
What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? beef strokinoff.	true
Texas mom arrested after children’s bodies found under neighbor’s house	false
Ron perelman legal battle with former in-laws is costing his daughter's inheritance: report	false
Out of order. how does a time traveler tell jokes?	true
This scorned wife's craigslist ad could be made into a country song	false
How do you shut donald trump up? muzzle-im	true
Ivanka trump's new perfume ad on 'snl' describes her perfectly	false
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? dam	true
The tiny soccer club fighting for survival against a new york investment fund	false
My girlfriend is like the square root of -100 a perfect ten, but completely imaginary.	true
First nighter: ronald keaton makes an imposing 'churchill'	false
Cathedral moves sculpture because texters keep bumping into it	false
3 things they don't teach you in school (but perhaps should)	false
When is the best time to buy budgies ? when they're going cheap !	true
Pretty sure that twitter is not one of the seven habits of highly effective people.	true
What does a geography graduate do with a lightbulb? not get a job.	true
Jesus loves me, but i told him that i could never date a pool boy.	true
15 times running water was no match for this crazy cold weather	false
Omg you're covered in blood! are you ok? you should see the other guy	true
Magic a magician is driving down a road and turns into a driveway.	true
Chuck norris house trained his dog by 1 roundhouse kick to the face.	true
Watch: johnny manziel takes an aerobics class in new commercial	false
Un: main factions in yemen conflict agree to 'humanitarian pause'	false
I once went to africa, all the girls there were a perfect 10..... ...on the bmi scale	true
Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? that thing hurts!	true
The best part of having a beard is that it covers up like 40% of my terrible face	true
It's a shame push-up bras don't work on iqs.	true
Roseanne barr tells jimmy kimmel to 'zip that f**king lip' about donald trump	false
What kind of bread do rednecks like? inbred	true
My father was a man of few words.he used to say, son...	true
More surprising advice from a centenarian: go with the flow	false
4 dos and don'ts for safe cycling in death valley	false
A late candidate for most awkward handshake of the year	false
5 resorts in colombia for broke and fancy travelers	false
Dolly the cat is the president america deserves	false
13 things you should know about the stomach flu	false
I don't think black people know that you can get just one tattoo.	true
Turkish-backed rebels clear isis from border, state media claims	false
What's the best way to wipe a computer server? a cloth.	true
I dreamt last night that i was a muffler... i woke up exhausted.	true
Just what is it that makes italian desserts so appealing? one cannoli guess.	true
Have you ever had sex while camping? its fucking intence.	true
Tennessee's latest bill bans nonexistent muslim 'no-go zones'	false
Women leaders of the resistance share 5 different ways to #stoptrump	false
Bill maher and bernie sanders take down 'chicken' donald trump	false
Pickup line call me willy wanka and let me stick it in your chocolate factory.	true
The best time to eat candy is when she doesn't have her period.	true
What do you call the field of study for dad jokes? sighence	true
If your going to be two faced at least make one of them pretty.	true
What do you call a slutty bee a whorenet	true
John kasich on donald trump rape allegation: 'just let it go'	false
How do you climb a triangle? by scalene it	true
Quiz: can you tell the difference between modern art and paintings by toddlers?	false
A man and a fortune teller make a compromise and reach a happy medium.	true
Ball boys are out, long live the ball dog	false

Take a look at the magic of new england's ice cream stands

false

Why is bernie sanders' campaign like jon snow? (game of thrones spoilers) they're both dead.

true

Being on twitter has made my spelling, grammar and vocabulary so much gooder.

true

Incomm, blackhawk network, gift card makers, follow amex exit from new jersey

false

Slipperiness behind aereo ruling: solving riddles of legislative intent and separation of powers

false

Why your friend doesn't experience stress the same way you do

false

Why are white girls always tired? because they've literally been running around all day

true

What sex act did the mobster offer his boss? a goodfellatio

true

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? udder chaos!

true

A ghost from last century left a yellowbook at my door like the internet never happened.

true

Rio olympics tape delay brings heavy scorn for nbc

false

What do michael jackson and mcdonalds have in common? they both stick their meat between 13yo buns.

true

What kind of dinosaur writes poetry? a bronte-saurus.

true

What do you call a native american who graduated from medical school? a doctor you racist

true

Open letter to president trump upon arrival in rome

false

David petraeus: white house is wrong, generals are 'fair game' for criticism

false

The touching story behind the african dancers rihanna just made instagram famous

false

Six jews are in a park, two leave. how many people are left? zero, because jews aren't people.

true

Mcdonald's twitter calls donald trump tiny-handed, 'disgusting excuse of a president'

false

What do you call two ordinary ghosts? paranormals.

true

Harry reid endorses keith ellison for dnc chair

false

What did eric say to his classmates on the last day of school? do you believe in god?

true

Here's how i gained 27ibs of muscle in 5 weeks: lying.

true

What do you sing at a twins bat mitzvah? happy birthday two jews

true

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? that's not funny!!

true

When a girl tells u about her favorite animal - i'd eat one is not the right response.

true

Prince philip named one of gq's 'best-dressed men in britain' and they're so right

false

Bill maher: america must 'start penalizing liars' like donald trump

false

What did the ranch say to the refrigerator? close the door, i'm dressing!

true

What's the difference between being hungry and horny? where you put the cucumber.

true

Why did the one handed man cross the road? to get tothe second hand shop.

true

Why do ghosts eat more sandwiches than bears? because there's more sandwiches in your fridge. };)

true

Transgender murders in el salvador leave community in fear

false

What did the metaphysicist say when he came out of the bathroom? shit just got real!

true

The elevator business is great it has its ups and downs

true

What came first the chicken or the egg? neither. the rooster came first.

true

Oregon man who beheaded mom's cat learns his fate

false

There is no joy in 'joy' land, mighty jlaw has struck out

false

I won the prize for laziest person a live... i got a-trophy

true

Tom delong has split from blink 182... looks like he lasted 'de long' time.

true

Couple's 'kinky' night in handcuffs ends in real arrest

false

You know why i hate cancer? i have crabs. *(zodiac)*

true

The developers of apple maps first big mistake was not calling it mapples.

true

Why was civil disobedience such a good essay? thoreau editing.

true

Scarlett johansson's surprising neckline and 21 more style stunners this week (photos)

false

What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? beef strokinoff.

true

Texas mom arrested after children’s bodies found under neighbor’s house

false

Ron perelman legal battle with former in-laws is costing his daughter's inheritance: report

false

Out of order. how does a time traveler tell jokes?

true

This scorned wife's craigslist ad could be made into a country song

false

How do you shut donald trump up? muzzle-im

true

Ivanka trump's new perfume ad on 'snl' describes her perfectly

false

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? dam

true

The tiny soccer club fighting for survival against a new york investment fund

false

My girlfriend is like the square root of -100 a perfect ten, but completely imaginary.

true

First nighter: ronald keaton makes an imposing 'churchill'

false

Cathedral moves sculpture because texters keep bumping into it

false

3 things they don't teach you in school (but perhaps should)

false

When is the best time to buy budgies ? when they're going cheap !

true

Pretty sure that twitter is not one of the seven habits of highly effective people.

true

What does a geography graduate do with a lightbulb? not get a job.

true

Jesus loves me, but i told him that i could never date a pool boy.

true

15 times running water was no match for this crazy cold weather

false

Omg you're covered in blood! are you ok? you should see the other guy

true

Magic a magician is driving down a road and turns into a driveway.

true

Chuck norris house trained his dog by 1 roundhouse kick to the face.

true

Watch: johnny manziel takes an aerobics class in new commercial

false

Un: main factions in yemen conflict agree to 'humanitarian pause'

false

I once went to africa, all the girls there were a perfect 10..... ...on the bmi scale

true

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? that thing hurts!

true

The best part of having a beard is that it covers up like 40% of my terrible face

true

It's a shame push-up bras don't work on iqs.

true

Roseanne barr tells jimmy kimmel to 'zip that f**king lip' about donald trump

false

What kind of bread do rednecks like? inbred

true

My father was a man of few words.he used to say, son...

true

More surprising advice from a centenarian: go with the flow

false

4 dos and don'ts for safe cycling in death valley

false

A late candidate for most awkward handshake of the year

false

5 resorts in colombia for broke and fancy travelers

false

Dolly the cat is the president america deserves

false

13 things you should know about the stomach flu

false

I don't think black people know that you can get just one tattoo.

true

Turkish-backed rebels clear isis from border, state media claims

false

What's the best way to wipe a computer server? a cloth.

true

I dreamt last night that i was a muffler... i woke up exhausted.

true

Just what is it that makes italian desserts so appealing? one cannoli guess.

true

Have you ever had sex while camping? its fucking intence.

true

Tennessee's latest bill bans nonexistent muslim 'no-go zones'

false

Women leaders of the resistance share 5 different ways to #stoptrump

false

Bill maher and bernie sanders take down 'chicken' donald trump

false

Pickup line call me willy wanka and let me stick it in your chocolate factory.

true

The best time to eat candy is when she doesn't have her period.

true

What do you call the field of study for dad jokes? *sigh*ence

true

If your going to be two faced at least make one of them pretty.

true

What do you call a slutty bee a whorenet

true

John kasich on donald trump rape allegation: 'just let it go'

false

How do you climb a triangle? by scalene it

true

Quiz: can you tell the difference between modern art and paintings by toddlers?

false

A man and a fortune teller make a compromise and reach a happy medium.

true

Ball boys are out, long live the ball dog

false