CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Protesters demand justice for saheed vassell, unarmed black man shot by cops in nyc	false
Why are fruit fetishists never alone? because they cum in pears.	true
Which element is unsure of it's gender? sili-kin	true
About 50% of the time good luck means fuck you.	true
Did you hear about the depressed man going on a cross country road trip? he's weeping the nation.	true
The greatest homemade doughnut recipes you'll ever find	false
Ramadan reflection day #6: bringing life back into our work/life balance	false
What's funnier then an obama joke? dez nutz!!!	true
Bethany hamilton's son is already an adorable surfer baby	false
I just put a bottle antifreeze in the freezer. place your bets now.	true
How many votes does it take to change a light bulb? votes don't change shit.	true
On a scale between 1 to 10... how likely is it that this question is in binary?	true
Teacher: why do you want to work in a bank alan? fred: 'cuz there's money in it sir.	true
What do you call a mob of armed lesbians? militia etheridge	true
Tension builds between 2016 gop rivals rubio and bush	false
I'm trying to give up using innuendo in my jokes. but it's hard...really hard.	true
Why do gay men always have candles near their asses? so the gerbils can find their way out.	true
Celebrity sex tapes: 5 stars whose racy videos leaked post-split	false
Clinton and rubio visit puerto rico, lock horns over financial crisis	false
I guess they are calling one direction 1d because thats all they've got between all of them.	true
Police summoned after reporter crashes scott brown campaign event	false
I always click the unfollow button with my middle finger .	true
How do you stop a polish battletank? shoot the guy pushing it.	true
What's similar between gump and trump? they are both mentally challenged and just felt like runnin'	true
Mariah carey pays touching tribute to whitney houston with throwback	false
How organizing expert beth zeigler takes the stress out of decluttering	false
I now have 8 apps to communicate with the same people.	true
How did hellen keller's parents punish her? by rearranging the furniture.	true
The big game snacks: stephen colbert said don't call them super bowl sunday snacks	false
Watch a video of today's spacex falcon 9 rocket explosion	false
Twitter imagines how the trump white house will celebrate black history month	false
How democrats can emerge from the valley of humiliation	false
Sony's michael jackson deal to be decided by aug. 1	false
Two more lawsuits seek to stamp out legal marijuana in colorado	false
How do you get a stoner to comprehend what you're saying? put it bluntly.	true
David bizer's waveform necklaces using audio samples (photos)	false
Trump effort to pin botched yemen raid on barack obama falters	false
How to stay safe abroad in uncertain times	false
Guys are at their mathematical best when a girl says she is pregnant.	true
Hear about the lazy baker who wanted a pay increase? he rarely kneeded the dough.	true
16 things i learned about ringo starr from stephen roderick's recent rolling stone profile	false
I just named my whiskey titanic because it goes down better with ice.	true
What did the fighter pilot do when his plane was about to crash? he ejaculated from the cockpit.	true
A pretty paper pumpkin craft, for those who never want to deal with rotting jack o'lanterns	false
North korea fires missile from submarine but test fails: south korea	false
How do filipinos count money? one-a two-a three-a four-a another-a ...	true
Snoop dogg's got a taste for brazil this new years	false
Herbal doctors, someone should tell them thyme doesn't heal all wounds.	true
Can the troubled cleveland police handle a volatile republican convention?	false
How lost members does it take to change a lightbulb?	true
Charter bus carrying college students overturns, injuring dozens	false
5 family movies still worth streaming on netflix this holiday	false
What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome? that was a cloche call!	true
Why you should think twice before using the word 'bully'	false
What does gucci say when it's cold outside? it's fucking cold	true
How does a baby ghost cry? boo-hoo! boo-hoo!	true
Tim burton's 'dark shadows', 'the dictator', 'common law' and more: the week in ouch	false
Why men are moodier than women -- especially as they age	false
These sea lions are not fans of wacky waving air dancers	false
Without fear, without hatred: five years after oak creek	false
Divorce capital: london cements status as divorce capital of the world	false
Advice for kate and will: parents on twitter offer tips for new parents	false
A mother and son whose heroin addiction bonds them	false
What did they call the mexican after losing a finger minus juan	true
Fuck girls. i just wanna get laid... is redundant	true
Scientists caution harmful chemicals are seeping into our food	false
Women lead charge as dozens of senate democrats call for franken to resign	false
Did they play tennis in ancient egypt? yes the bible tells how joseph served in pharoah's court!	true
No, you're not fat, you're just easy to see.	true
The similarities between a wife and a grenade if you pull the ring off, the house is gone	true
Dipping dots, more like garbage dots. go back to the future, dipping dots	true
Baywatch q: what do you call the space between pamela anderson's breasts? a: silicon valley.	true
100 house democrats urge full congressional briefing on muslim ban by friday	false
Why did the phone get away with its crime? because it had good connections!	true
What's a word that starts with u and ends with w? cloning.	true
There are 10 types of people in the world those who know binary and those who don't	true
Reducing air pollution isn't an easy task, it's emission.	true
The best meme of the winter olympics belongs to scott moir	false
My friend's son really has trouble reading and writing. i told him he's probably quite unliterate.	true
Nonprofit started by virginia tech families declines to support safe campus act	false
Top 10 highlights of 2013 in ending homelessness in los angeles	false
Howard solomon, artist, built a castle in florida complete with a moat and dungeon (video)	false
Signing up to face my fear: seven days of silence	false
Msnbc host skewers claims clinton helped sell uranium to russians	false
A limbo champion walks into a bar. he loses his title.	true
Why are blind people bad at math? because they lack da-vision.	true
Give thanks for your eyes: 7 amazing facts	false
Lawsuit filed after white schoolboys allegedly drag black classmate with a rope	false
Prevention in the shadows: america's quick fix culture	false
Lion king joke q: why is simba an orphan? a: because his dad couldn't mufasa 'nuff	true
Mom, dad... i'm gay. i didn't know either, someone on the internet told me	true
New york to raise minimum wage towards $15 an hour	false
Some democrats worry a vicious fight over supreme court seat could further damage the senate	false
How do you blindfold an asian? with dental floss	true
Why did i go to the dentist at an indian reservation? to get some sioux veneers	true
Woman changed homeless man's life by simply creating a facebook page	false
Millions of abandoned u.s. oil wells still spewing methane	false
Stevie wonder is the worst father hasnt seen his kids in years	true
Gregg allman denies rumors he's in hospice care	false
I invited an architect to my party last night he made the best entrance i've ever seen.	true

Protesters demand justice for saheed vassell, unarmed black man shot by cops in nyc

false

Why are fruit fetishists never alone? because they cum in pears.

true

Which element is unsure of it's gender? sili-kin

true

About 50% of the time good luck means fuck you.

true

Did you hear about the depressed man going on a cross country road trip? he's weeping the nation.

true

The greatest homemade doughnut recipes you'll ever find

false

Ramadan reflection day #6: bringing life back into our work/life balance

false

What's funnier then an obama joke? dez nutz!!!

true

Bethany hamilton's son is already an adorable surfer baby

false

I just put a bottle antifreeze in the freezer. place your bets now.

true

How many votes does it take to change a light bulb? votes don't change shit.

true

On a scale between 1 to 10... how likely is it that this question is in binary?

true

Teacher: why do you want to work in a bank alan? fred: 'cuz there's money in it sir.

true

What do you call a mob of armed lesbians? militia etheridge

true

Tension builds between 2016 gop rivals rubio and bush

false

I'm trying to give up using innuendo in my jokes. but it's hard...really hard.

true

Why do gay men always have candles near their asses? so the gerbils can find their way out.

true

Celebrity sex tapes: 5 stars whose racy videos leaked post-split

false

Clinton and rubio visit puerto rico, lock horns over financial crisis

false

I guess they are calling one direction 1d because thats all they've got between all of them.

true

Police summoned after reporter crashes scott brown campaign event

false

I always click the unfollow button with my middle finger .

true

How do you stop a polish battletank? shoot the guy pushing it.

true

What's similar between gump and trump? they are both mentally challenged and just felt like runnin'

true

Mariah carey pays touching tribute to whitney houston with throwback

false

How organizing expert beth zeigler takes the stress out of decluttering

false

I now have 8 apps to communicate with the same people.

true

How did hellen keller's parents punish her? by rearranging the furniture.

true

The big game snacks: stephen colbert said don't call them super bowl sunday snacks

false

Watch a video of today's spacex falcon 9 rocket explosion

false

Twitter imagines how the trump white house will celebrate black history month

false

How democrats can emerge from the valley of humiliation

false

Sony's michael jackson deal to be decided by aug. 1

false

Two more lawsuits seek to stamp out legal marijuana in colorado

false

How do you get a stoner to comprehend what you're saying? put it bluntly.

true

David bizer's waveform necklaces using audio samples (photos)

false

Trump effort to pin botched yemen raid on barack obama falters

false

How to stay safe abroad in uncertain times

false

Guys are at their mathematical best when a girl says she is pregnant.

true

Hear about the lazy baker who wanted a pay increase? he rarely kneeded the dough.

true

16 things i learned about ringo starr from stephen roderick's recent rolling stone profile

false

I just named my whiskey titanic because it goes down better with ice.

true

What did the fighter pilot do when his plane was about to crash? he ejaculated from the cockpit.

true

A pretty paper pumpkin craft, for those who never want to deal with rotting jack o'lanterns

false

North korea fires missile from submarine but test fails: south korea

false

How do filipinos count money? one-a two-a three-a four-a another-a ...

true

Snoop dogg's got a taste for brazil this new years

false

Herbal doctors, someone should tell them thyme doesn't heal all wounds.

true

Can the troubled cleveland police handle a volatile republican convention?

false

How lost members does it take to change a lightbulb?

true

Charter bus carrying college students overturns, injuring dozens

false

5 family movies still worth streaming on netflix this holiday

false

What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome? that was a cloche call!

true

Why you should think twice before using the word 'bully'

false

What does gucci say when it's cold outside? it's fucking cold

true

How does a baby ghost cry? boo-hoo! boo-hoo!

true

Tim burton's 'dark shadows', 'the dictator', 'common law' and more: the week in ouch

false

Why men are moodier than women -- especially as they age

false

These sea lions are not fans of wacky waving air dancers

false

Without fear, without hatred: five years after oak creek

false

Divorce capital: london cements status as divorce capital of the world

false

Advice for kate and will: parents on twitter offer tips for new parents

false

A mother and son whose heroin addiction bonds them

false

What did they call the mexican after losing a finger minus juan

true

Fuck girls. i just wanna get laid... is redundant

true

Scientists caution harmful chemicals are seeping into our food

false

Women lead charge as dozens of senate democrats call for franken to resign

false

Did they play tennis in ancient egypt? yes the bible tells how joseph served in pharoah's court!

true

No, you're not fat, you're just easy to see.

true

The similarities between a wife and a grenade if you pull the ring off, the house is gone

true

Dipping dots, more like garbage dots. go back to the future, dipping dots

true

Baywatch q: what do you call the space between pamela anderson's breasts? a: silicon valley.

true

100 house democrats urge full congressional briefing on muslim ban by friday

false

Why did the phone get away with its crime? because it had good connections!

true

What's a word that starts with u and ends with w? cloning.

true

There are 10 types of people in the world those who know binary and those who don't

true

Reducing air pollution isn't an easy task, it's emission.

true

The best meme of the winter olympics belongs to scott moir

false

My friend's son really has trouble reading and writing. i told him he's probably quite unliterate.

true

Nonprofit started by virginia tech families declines to support safe campus act

false

Top 10 highlights of 2013 in ending homelessness in los angeles

false

Howard solomon, artist, built a castle in florida complete with a moat and dungeon (video)

false

Signing up to face my fear: seven days of silence

false

Msnbc host skewers claims clinton helped sell uranium to russians

false

A limbo champion walks into a bar. he loses his title.

true

Why are blind people bad at math? because they lack da-vision.

true

Give thanks for your eyes: 7 amazing facts

false

Lawsuit filed after white schoolboys allegedly drag black classmate with a rope

false

Prevention in the shadows: america's quick fix culture

false

Lion king joke q: why is simba an orphan? a: because his dad couldn't mufasa 'nuff

true

Mom, dad... i'm gay. i didn't know either, someone on the internet told me

true

New york to raise minimum wage towards $15 an hour

false

Some democrats worry a vicious fight over supreme court seat could further damage the senate

false

How do you blindfold an asian? with dental floss

true

Why did i go to the dentist at an indian reservation? to get some sioux veneers

true

Woman changed homeless man's life by simply creating a facebook page

false

Millions of abandoned u.s. oil wells still spewing methane

false

Stevie wonder is the worst father hasnt seen his kids in years

true

Gregg allman denies rumors he's in hospice care

false

I invited an architect to my party last night he made the best entrance i've ever seen.

true