CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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'zombie cat' should not go back to owner who buried him alive: humane society	false
Hmm this is unpleasant. i better address this situation by not thinking about it anymore	true
Eating my way through vegas: how a non-gambler learned to love sin city	false
I'm trying to get my wife to quit smoking. maybe i should slow down and use a lubricant.	true
What do i and y2k have in common? neither of us can get a date right ;_;	true
What's black and religous? the jews after hitler godammit how 2 spell religeone?!?!?!?!?	true
What fetish does winners hate the most? the feet	true
What do you say to encourage someone who is masturbating? you do you!	true
Steven hawking walks into a bar... just kidding.	true
Why the notion of a 'ferguson effect' on policing is so problematic	false
What's better than going to westford academy? going to westford high	true
Proves a point bruce jenner never had a car accident until he became a woman driver.	true
James franco finds his next role with 'the fixer'	false
Hey all hot girls. i'm starting to think that all your phone numbers don't start with a 555-	true
What kind of donuts will bruce never eat again? krispy kreme.	true
Why did frankenstein's monster give up boxing? because he didn't want to spoil his looks.	true
People need their medicine. we have to move the mail.	false
The iphone 7 ad has a catchy song... hit the road jack	true
How to snack to maximize your weekend workouts	false
When is a one not one? when it's too	true
Employee health insurance costs barely increased this year	false
Of all my mistakes, you were the mistakiest	true
Georgia bank robber writes 'merry christmas' on holdup note	false
Which clown has killed the most people? ronald mcdonald	true
What do you call a video game that gives cancer? tombr aider	true
Just saw jennifer aniston on the cover of magazine cover magazine.	true
This video will make you think twice before you judge a parent	false
Breastfeeding in public: where do american moms really stand?	false
Mars one candidates debate giving up everything to move to red planet (video)	false
Pitbull's perfume reminds us what he actually looks like (photos)	false
Woman drinks only soda for 16 years, suffers heart problems	false
The difference between a brown noser and an ass kisser is depth perception.	true
A bloodbath has got to be the least effective type of bath	true
U.s. warmth continues, but globally coolest land temperatures since 1994	false
Dealing with the death of a family member knock knock. who's there? not mommy. ever again.	true
With online sales booming, states struggle to capture sales tax	false
Did you see the broadway musical about the dictionary? it's a play on words.	true
What was an elephant doing on the freeway? about 5 miles per hour.	true
Pippa middleton slammed: karl lagerfeld reportedly doesn't 'like her face'	false
I bought my girlfriend a new lotr themed sex toy... ... it's called dildo shaggins	true
What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot, you racist fuck.	true
Have we taken the common sense out of parenting?	false
Why do frogs have webbed feet ? to stamp out forest fires !	true
Why's the camel considered the submarine of the desert? because they're filled with iraqi semen	true
Does this cancer make my butt look big?	false
Glad i'm not spiderman cause i'd probably just make lots of web hammocks and take lots of naps.	true
Back to school: 10 songs to kick off the new semester (listen)	false
I illegally watched hang over part 3 online and i still feel like i got ripped off.	true
8 great vegetarian ways to get more protein	false
Why is the ocean blue? because all the fish in there goes bloo bloo bloo	true
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb to get to the other side	true
Nina garcia will see new york fashion week through google glass (photo)	false
99.9% of people are idiots. fortunately, i belong to the 1% of intelligent people	true
What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget? tom cruise	true
Why are politicians assholes so clean? because all their shit comes out of their mouth!	true
Wow the service here is really good - snail after waiting 40 mins for a big mac	true
You might think incest is gross... but it's *all relative.*	true
What makes you sweat during the summer? a sweater.	true
Everything you should know about bereavement at christmas	false
Asian penises are like.... needles, they're small but when they poke it hurts.	true
Asexuals are increasingly becoming part of pride month	false
Obama's not happy pat toomey is using him in his campaign ad	false
A thug holds a gun to a dictionarys head and asks final words? the dictionary says zyzzyva.	true
Bachelor and bachelorette parties: 6 popular destinations explored	false
My brain: shit, play it cool. say something. me: what's for dinner tonight brain: what	true
Chewbacca told everyone about my sex change operation. damn wookieeleaks	true
'the big sick' trailer makes a leading man out of kumail nanjiani	false
Everyone is wondering if biden will jump into the 2016 race he's just biden his time.	true
What do you call four drowning mexicans? cuatro cinco	true
Galliano comeback? oscar de la renta welcomes the disgraced designer to his studio	false
Citing court order, trump administration resumes accepting daca renewal applications	false
4 words everyone around you is using incorrectly	false
If i were russian i'd be vladimir poopin	true
Lookups of 'complicit' surge after 'snl' sketch spoofs ivanka trump	false
Trump reportedly tried to fire robert mueller in june	false
6 family members dead in apparent domestic violence mass shooting	false
An interview with obama's drug czar was mysteriously removed from the internet	false
What's the best way to embarrass a psychic on their birthday? throw them a surprise party.	true
What do you call a really fast seamstress? tailor swift	true
Florida paper pushes for bike safety with aggressive reporting	false
New innovation in the aya cancer movement: the future is here	false
Why don't blind people go skydiving... it scares the hell out of their dogs.	true
Is the tsa its own worst enemy? (video)	false
Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer? ben carsonogen	true
What language do bugs in the middle east speak? scarabic	true
Every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes.	true
Cute kid note of the day: 'dear santa'	false
What's worse than seeing your dad's penis? seeing your mum's.	true
Jamie lee curtis is the cat's meow in her '90s halloween costume (photo)	false
Why did the shark cross the ocean? to get to the other tide!	true
How the british media helps radicalize people against islam	false
What do you call a jewish vagina? the labia menorah.	true
Empire state building shines in celebration of ramadan's end	false
These photos show how the world might look to a person with autism	false
16 tweets that capture why some christians feel betrayed after the election	false
Hey liam neeson is your particular set of skills gettin shit stolen from you, like, always ?	true
Photographer creates awesomely surreal pics of his son	false
Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles? who knows - maybe they're picklish!	true
Yo mommas so fat you can see her from more than 2 meters away in a hyperbolic plane.	true
Have you seen stevie wonders new house? he hasn't either	true

'zombie cat' should not go back to owner who buried him alive: humane society

false

Hmm this is unpleasant. i better address this situation by not thinking about it anymore

true

Eating my way through vegas: how a non-gambler learned to love sin city

false

I'm trying to get my wife to quit smoking. maybe i should slow down and use a lubricant.

true

What do i and y2k have in common? neither of us can get a date right ;_;

true

What's black and religous? the jews after hitler godammit how 2 spell religeone?!?!?!?!?

true

What fetish does winners hate the most? the feet

true

What do you say to encourage someone who is masturbating? you do you!

true

Steven hawking walks into a bar... just kidding.

true

Why the notion of a 'ferguson effect' on policing is so problematic

false

What's better than going to westford academy? going to westford high

true

Proves a point bruce jenner never had a car accident until he became a woman driver.

true

James franco finds his next role with 'the fixer'

false

Hey all hot girls. i'm starting to think that all your phone numbers don't start with a 555-

true

What kind of donuts will bruce never eat again? krispy kreme.

true

Why did frankenstein's monster give up boxing? because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

true

People need their medicine. we have to move the mail.

false

The iphone 7 ad has a catchy song... hit the road jack

true

How to snack to maximize your weekend workouts

false

When is a one not one? when it's too

true

Employee health insurance costs barely increased this year

false

Of all my mistakes, you were the mistakiest

true

Georgia bank robber writes 'merry christmas' on holdup note

false

Which clown has killed the most people? ronald mcdonald

true

What do you call a video game that gives cancer? tombr aider

true

Just saw jennifer aniston on the cover of magazine cover magazine.

true

This video will make you think twice before you judge a parent

false

Breastfeeding in public: where do american moms really stand?

false

Mars one candidates debate giving up everything to move to red planet (video)

false

Pitbull's perfume reminds us what he actually looks like (photos)

false

Woman drinks only soda for 16 years, suffers heart problems

false

The difference between a brown noser and an ass kisser is depth perception.

true

A bloodbath has got to be the least effective type of bath

true

U.s. warmth continues, but globally coolest land temperatures since 1994

false

Dealing with the death of a family member knock knock. who's there? not mommy. ever again.

true

With online sales booming, states struggle to capture sales tax

false

Did you see the broadway musical about the dictionary? it's a play on words.

true

What was an elephant doing on the freeway? about 5 miles per hour.

true

Pippa middleton slammed: karl lagerfeld reportedly doesn't 'like her face'

false

I bought my girlfriend a new lotr themed sex toy... ... it's called dildo shaggins

true

What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot, you racist fuck.

true

Have we taken the common sense out of parenting?

false

Why do frogs have webbed feet ? to stamp out forest fires !

true

Why's the camel considered the submarine of the desert? because they're filled with iraqi semen

true

Does this cancer make my butt look big?

false

Glad i'm not spiderman cause i'd probably just make lots of web hammocks and take lots of naps.

true

Back to school: 10 songs to kick off the new semester (listen)

false

I illegally watched hang over part 3 online and i still feel like i got ripped off.

true

8 great vegetarian ways to get more protein

false

Why is the ocean blue? because all the fish in there goes bloo bloo bloo

true

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb to get to the other side

true

Nina garcia will see new york fashion week through google glass (photo)

false

99.9% of people are idiots. fortunately, i belong to the 1% of intelligent people

true

What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget? tom cruise

true

Why are politicians assholes so clean? because all their shit comes out of their mouth!

true

Wow the service here is really good - snail after waiting 40 mins for a big mac

true

You might think incest is gross... **but it's** ***all relative.***

true

What makes you sweat during the summer? a sweater.

true

Everything you should know about bereavement at christmas

false

Asian penises are like.... needles, they're small but when they poke it hurts.

true

Asexuals are increasingly becoming part of pride month

false

Obama's not happy pat toomey is using him in his campaign ad

false

A thug holds a gun to a dictionarys head and asks final words? the dictionary says zyzzyva.

true

Bachelor and bachelorette parties: 6 popular destinations explored

false

My brain: shit, play it cool. say something. me: what's for dinner tonight brain: what

true

Chewbacca told everyone about my sex change operation. damn wookieeleaks

true

'the big sick' trailer makes a leading man out of kumail nanjiani

false

Everyone is wondering if biden will jump into the 2016 race he's just biden his time.

true

What do you call four drowning mexicans? cuatro cinco

true

Galliano comeback? oscar de la renta welcomes the disgraced designer to his studio

false

Citing court order, trump administration resumes accepting daca renewal applications

false

4 words everyone around you is using incorrectly

false

If i were russian i'd be vladimir poopin

true

Lookups of 'complicit' surge after 'snl' sketch spoofs ivanka trump

false

Trump reportedly tried to fire robert mueller in june

false

6 family members dead in apparent domestic violence mass shooting

false

An interview with obama's drug czar was mysteriously removed from the internet

false

What's the best way to embarrass a psychic on their birthday? throw them a surprise party.

true

What do you call a really fast seamstress? tailor swift

true

Florida paper pushes for bike safety with aggressive reporting

false

New innovation in the aya cancer movement: the future is here

false

Why don't blind people go skydiving... it scares the hell out of their dogs.

true

Is the tsa its own worst enemy? (video)

false

Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer? ben carsonogen

true

What language do bugs in the middle east speak? scarabic

true

Every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes.

true

Cute kid note of the day: 'dear santa'

false

What's worse than seeing your dad's penis? seeing your mum's.

true

Jamie lee curtis is the cat's meow in her '90s halloween costume (photo)

false

Why did the shark cross the ocean? to get to the other tide!

true

How the british media helps radicalize people against islam

false

What do you call a jewish vagina? the labia menorah.

true

Empire state building shines in celebration of ramadan's end

false

These photos show how the world might look to a person with autism

false

16 tweets that capture why some christians feel betrayed after the election

false

Hey liam neeson is your particular set of skills gettin shit stolen from you, like, always ?

true

Photographer creates awesomely surreal pics of his son

false

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles? who knows - maybe they're picklish!

true

Yo mommas so fat you can see her from more than 2 meters away in a hyperbolic plane.

true

Have you seen stevie wonders new house? he hasn't either

true