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What did the girl on her period say when she got caught? you caught me red handed! | true |
What do cats listen to during their free time? they listen to podcats. | true |
How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb? i don't know, i left early. | true |
What do you call a one-eyed sailor? pop-eye the sailor man! | true |
These 19 men are vying for best actor in the 2018 oscar race | false |
#totalhonestytuesday lets you be your true self on instagram | false |
Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes? do they think they're gonna magically start walking? | true |
Why are mountains so funny? because they're hill areas | true |
Neighbor opens fire as father in clown mask chases child | false |
Why china's economic woes are causing alarm in africa | false |
Why did leonardo di caprio laugh at the oscar joke? he finally got it! | true |
Sen. richard burr: the cloak and dagger senator | false |
6 ways to pull off the metallic makeup trend we’re seeing everywhere | false |
What do you call a cheap circumcision? a ripoff. | true |
Beckerman sisters' anniversary: one year in outrageous blogger looks (photos) | false |
What did one coffin say to the other? is that you coughin'? | true |
Why does reddit hate pilipinos? everybody hates pilipinos. | true |
Sorry, georgia, you won't get your first latino federal judge after all | false |
What pokemon can you find at auschwitz? gastly | true |
Kim kardashian appears makeup-free at tanning salon the day kourtney gives birth (photos) | false |
Shot my first turkey today.. scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section... | true |
What's gordon ramsay's favorite movie? it's fucking frozen | true |
How giving up multitasking can change your life | false |
Coroner: no evidence b.b. king was poisoned before death | false |
Lisa belkin and carol fishman cohen discuss returning to work after kids on 'today' | false |
What sort of shoes to ninjas wear? sneakers. | true |
Restaurant customer has beef over being called 'fatty' on receipt | false |
Sarah hyland pulls a taylor swift on the blue carpet | false |
Omarosa's white house departure is 'the fourth time we let her go,' spokesman says | false |
After 4 months, i lost 270 pounds now she's my ex-wife | true |
Did you hear about the new fiber one bars? apparently nobody gives a shit. | true |
It is so cold outside that i saw a politician with his hands in his own pocket | true |
Other people's children are my form of birth control. | true |
When i own my sexuality, will i need queer visibility any less? | false |
What's long and hard on a black man? the first grade. | true |
My best friend stole my wife from me... i am really going to miss him. | true |
The first fight donald trump should pick as president, according to newt gingrich | false |
When the air in your home is more polluted than outside | false |
Cindy gallop - redefining the future of sex and impacting the world | false |
Dennis rodman: north korea leader kim jong un wants obama to call | false |
How washington should deal with a china which feels confident and empowered | false |
Did you hear about the italian chef who died? he pasta-way | true |
Best places to vacation and indulge your vices | false |
What is your favorite meal? a reflection on flavor, salmon, and a way of life | false |
Costco and sam's club recall more than 8,000 pounds of ham | false |
Drugs don't ruin your career. drug tests do. | true |
Isis are planning their next move. they should start by putting their heads together. | true |
You know what they say, once you go black.... you're a single mom. | true |
Well, it's almost time to show up late for something else. | true |
I accidentally muted the command switch on my driverless car... ...well, it goes without saying. | true |
Jeremy scott makes his moschino debut for fall 2014, the internet explodes with commentary | false |
Who deserves chocolate more, mint or peanut butter? (vote) | false |
The u.s. is breaking clean energy records even as trump doubles down on fossil fuels | false |
Internal clock disruption spurs diabetes, obesity in mice | false |
Stupidity is dangerous, and thanks to social media we have managed to weaponize it. | true |
Dustin hoffman has a hilarious way of messing with paparazzi | false |
How each newtown victim left behind their own enduring good in the world | false |
Castaways rescued after spelling out 'help' in palm fronds | false |
Richard linklater's 'last flag flying' never ascends to anything great | false |
'home' marriage proposal: jorge and alexa narvaez help man propose | false |
Elon musk's new mastercard ad. getting a person to mars?: $100,000. getting them back?: priceless. | true |
Five ways to satisfy a sweet tooth in under 15 minutes | false |
Jeff sessions omitted failed nomination to be a judge from senate questionnaire | false |
My internet went on a date today he's going after that gache | true |
What's a dancer's favorite type of water? tap water | true |
Here's how whole foods' new prices compare to a regular supermarket | false |
What's the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus? the picture only needs one nail. | true |
This bbq joint is on anthony bourdain's list of top places to eat before you die | false |
Grammys 2013 red carpet photos: see all the fashion! (photos) | false |
Powerful photographs saving lives: fighting mental illness one picture at a time (photos) | false |
As trump sputters, democrats press their advantage on infrastructure | false |
My mom's milfshake brings all the boys to the i can't even stomach this joke. | true |
I gave up masterbating i haven't been feeling myself lately | true |
Why do black people call each other son? well, you never know! | true |
For my teenage sons: lessons from super bowl xlviii | false |
6 reasons every woman needs to travel alone | false |
Police: this is the police! open your door now!!!!!! me: not with that attitude. | true |
Jillian michaels: 'i'm trying to get into the best shape of my life for 40' | false |
Misery: hello there! company: i have a boyfriend... | true |
So i'm opening a soup-based strip club i'm thinking about naming it the brothel | true |
My girlfriend wants a christmas gift she can wear... i'm going to give her a facial. | true |
Why does santa always have a big sack? he only comes once a year. | true |
20 ways to get what you want before you even want it - business insider | false |
What do couch potatoes evolve into? computer chips. | true |
Pinniped humor so a baby seal walks into a club... | true |
Chilling photos of what refugees left behind at lesbos beach | false |
Is the world ready for a strong german leader? | false |
Feel a little guilty after that doctor's visit? you're not alone | false |
What is jasmine tridevil's (girl with 3 boobs), favorite type of cake? tres leches! | true |
Seahawks' richard sherman: 'i see a concussion movie every sunday' | false |
Former aides explain how they shielded trump from twitter destruction | false |
Why did 2pac go to the gym? to get a 6pac! -7th grade me | true |
The greatest threat to u.s. security is a miscalculation or mistake | false |
Police sergeant helps bloodied runner cross finish line | false |
Retired det. sonny grosso will be smiling on st. patrick's day to the pipes and drums | false |
What do you call a black man who flies a plane ? a pilot, of course. | true |
Batdad is back... with a bat-shaped beard, obviously | false |
A raconteur walked into a bar theres more to life then meets the eye | true |
Heartburn and throat cancer: is there a link? | false |
Walked in on my dad chopping up onions and i started to cry onions was a good dog.. | true |
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