CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Karachi airport attack plummets the state further into embroilment	false
Optimism i'm not a pessimist, i'm an optimist. i just don't have a whole lot to work with.	true
Describe yourself in one word bad at describing myself with one word.	true
Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal? because he ate his ant for dinner!	true
I bet some astronomers can't tell black holes apart because they're racists.	true
What the buddha might say to mitt romney	false
Ricky harris, 'everybody hates chris' actor, dead at 54	false
Don't fall for these 3 time-management booby traps	false
What's worse than being adopted? finding out it was rick astley who gave you up.	true
Just found out i was dating a commie guess i should've noticed the red flags earlier	true
Most of the things i would kill myself over losing didn't even exist 10 years ago.	true
Kaank'uun to cancun: the backstory of mexico's blockbuster resort	false
4 wholesome and hearty bean soups to get you through winter	false
My friend's been dating tim howard she told me he's a keeper.	true
Computer humor graphics card says to the ram did you see that? he replies i know.	true
Here's why we need to stop criticizing lebron james	false
Our new it guy moved here from australia... he comes from a lan down under.	true
How do you make a dog drink? just throw it in the blender.	true
Gunmen attack kenyan school, killing six children: officials	false
How do you get a gay man to fuck a woman? shit in her cunt.	true
I don't understand why pabst gets such a bad wrap. it won a blue ribbon once.	true
Indiana bans abortions based on gender, race and prenatal diagnosis of disabilities	false
What do prisoners use to call each other? cell phones	true
Donald trump promises not to go on as many twitter tirades when president	false
Not to brag but i can produce cute children. dna and all. call me?	true
Self-control depletion may actually be shifting of priorities, study suggests	false
What is an archaeologist ? someone who's career is in ruins !	true
I can't figure out if i'm drinking malibu rum or licking sun tan lotion off skin.	true
I like my women like i like my coffee:... ...imported from columbia in a bag.	true
Let's spend the rest of our next 5 to 7 years together.	true
{thomas edison prank call} is your refrigerator running? yes.. you're welcome! click	true
Ex-cia boss john brennan tears into donald trump over andrew mccabe firing	false
What do you call a male cow masturbating? beef jerky	true
Obama channels king joffrey in the 'westeros wing'	false
Why was germany in debt after wwii? the gas bill was too high.	true
My girlfriend of 3 years has never told me a joke. we are in a serious relationship.	true
The legend of goddess bunny, hollywood's forgotten, disabled, trans art star	false
World's oldest panda in captivity dies in hong kong	false
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? only came in male boxes.	true
Someone told me it was important to have relationships with positive people. now i have aids	true
'birth of a nation' stars make a case for the film despite controversy	false
Why is nightlife so important to the queer black and latino communities?	false
What car is it best to grow grass on? k-k-k-kia	true
The most million-dollar homes can be found in these states, according to point2 (photos)	false
Bill withers: the soul man who walked away	false
What is green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table	true
Tlc's 'say yes to the dress' will welcome a transgender bride	false
Young billy stuck the knife into the outlet... he said it was a shocking surprise.	true
Kim kardashian's bonnaroo outfit is a see-through top	false
Suicide if i'd ever want to commit suicide, i will jump off your ego to your elo.	true
How to solve tricky airline customer service situations	false
What's the difference between a bird and a fly? a bird can fly but a fly can't bird.	true
Why were the bakers hands brown? he kneaded a poo	true
Tina fey hits up 'jimmy fallon' in glam rachel roy dress (photos)	false
Rbg writes personal note to girl who dressed up as her for superhero day	false
10 ways to get wine-stained lips without getting wasted	false
What is a ups worker's favorite cloud service? dropbox.	true
California rescuers use surf-leash tourniquet to help shark attack victim	false
8 tips for staying healthy and happy during the holidays	false
Police explosive maimed woman during dakota access pipeline protest, witnesses say	false
More than 1 million refugees have now fled south sudan	false
I bought a new black router today... i think i'm gonna name it martin router king	true
What all pregnant women should absolutely do for the health of their child	false
Says the priest to the altar server: there's a good christian in you	true
All gold everything (notes on depression and feeling broken)	false
Groin cream... not suitable for those with a nut allergy.	true
The best revenge is living well, so i really need to know what the second best revenge is.	true
May' contain nudity? either it does or it doesn't. don't waste my time	true
If you reply with sky each time i ask what's up, i shall assume you're homeless.	true
Democrats hold iowa state house district that went heavily for donald trump	false
A victoria's secret commercial will always come on when you're elbow deep in a bag of doritos.	true
You're so fat, they oughta call your dick gary oldman ...cause it always disappears into a roll.	true
Why did the heart get sent to police station? cardiac arrest.	true
My friend david lost his id the other day... now we just call him dav.	true
Don't die a virgin. seriously, there are terrorists waiting for you.	true
I like to think of myself as a humble man. actually, i just like to think of myself.	true
Bill maher to trump fans: just admit he duped you about mexico border wall	false
Did you know captain kirk has three ears? left ear, right ear... and final front ear.	true
The day i watched my father make music in a retirement home	false
First openly gay senator wants everyone to remember orlando massacre was a hate crime	false
The sun after skin cancer: when a head-to-toe glow is no longer an option	false
What mental disorder did the serial killer who stabbed his victim 23 times have? ocd.	true
Why kate hudson's ann taylor shoot was so painful	false
Most russian olympic athletes cleared for games after doping ban	false
Is this high-tech workout the next great exercise craze?	false
An arab and a jew walk into a bar... and they have a blast!	true
How do italian jews like their bread? with-a matzah holes in it.	true
A bishop came to church today clearly he was an impostor. never once moved diagonally.	true
Here's how you can help people in puerto rico	false
What did they call the sad little fish poop with no father? a bass turd.	true
I'm sick of this one horse town moves to two horse town no, no, this is too much	true
Opt-in or opt-out? what will the next generation of women do?	false
Woman accuses george h.w. bush of groping her — this time while in office	false
Champions for change: meet the champions -- part 5	false
What do you call an army of toddlers? infantry.	true
Apparently there's enough room in my mouth to put more than one foot.	true
So i was playing poker with a few lepers... when someone threw in a hand.	true
Rudolph is the only reindeer who doesn't have a stripper name.	true
Homophobes are now saying ‘i knew you were gay’ to hurt people coming out	false
Sheriff to armed occupiers in oregon: 'go home to your families'	false

Karachi airport attack plummets the state further into embroilment

false

Optimism i'm not a pessimist, i'm an optimist. i just don't have a whole lot to work with.

true

Describe yourself in one word bad at describing myself with one word.

true

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal? because he ate his ant for dinner!

true

I bet some astronomers can't tell black holes apart because they're racists.

true

What the buddha might say to mitt romney

false

Ricky harris, 'everybody hates chris' actor, dead at 54

false

Don't fall for these 3 time-management booby traps

false

What's worse than being adopted? finding out it was rick astley who gave you up.

true

Just found out i was dating a commie guess i should've noticed the red flags earlier

true

Most of the things i would kill myself over losing didn't even exist 10 years ago.

true

Kaank'uun to cancun: the backstory of mexico's blockbuster resort

false

4 wholesome and hearty bean soups to get you through winter

false

My friend's been dating tim howard she told me he's a keeper.

true

Computer humor graphics card says to the ram did you see that? he replies i know.

true

Here's why we need to stop criticizing lebron james

false

Our new it guy moved here from australia... he comes from a lan down under.

true

How do you make a dog drink? just throw it in the blender.

true

Gunmen attack kenyan school, killing six children: officials

false

How do you get a gay man to fuck a woman? shit in her cunt.

true

I don't understand why pabst gets such a bad wrap. it won a blue ribbon once.

true

Indiana bans abortions based on gender, race and prenatal diagnosis of disabilities

false

What do prisoners use to call each other? cell phones

true

Donald trump promises not to go on as many twitter tirades when president

false

Not to brag but i can produce cute children. dna and all. call me?

true

Self-control depletion may actually be shifting of priorities, study suggests

false

What is an archaeologist ? someone who's career is in ruins !

true

I can't figure out if i'm drinking malibu rum or licking sun tan lotion off skin.

true

I like my women like i like my coffee:... ...imported from columbia in a bag.

true

Let's spend the rest of our next 5 to 7 years together.

true

{thomas edison prank call} is your refrigerator running? yes.. you're welcome! *click*

true

Ex-cia boss john brennan tears into donald trump over andrew mccabe firing

false

What do you call a male cow masturbating? beef jerky

true

Obama channels king joffrey in the 'westeros wing'

false

Why was germany in debt after wwii? the gas bill was too high.

true

My girlfriend of 3 years has never told me a joke. we are in a serious relationship.

true

The legend of goddess bunny, hollywood's forgotten, disabled, trans art star

false

World's oldest panda in captivity dies in hong kong

false

Did you hear about the homosexual letter? only came in male boxes.

true

Someone told me it was important to have relationships with positive people. now i have aids

true

'birth of a nation' stars make a case for the film despite controversy

false

Why is nightlife so important to the queer black and latino communities?

false

What car is it best to grow grass on? k-k-k-kia

true

The most million-dollar homes can be found in these states, according to point2 (photos)

false

Bill withers: the soul man who walked away

false

What is green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

true

Tlc's 'say yes to the dress' will welcome a transgender bride

false

Young billy stuck the knife into the outlet... he said it was a shocking surprise.

true

Kim kardashian's bonnaroo outfit is a see-through top

false

Suicide if i'd ever want to commit suicide, i will jump off your ego to your elo.

true

How to solve tricky airline customer service situations

false

What's the difference between a bird and a fly? a bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

true

Why were the bakers hands brown? he kneaded a poo

true

Tina fey hits up 'jimmy fallon' in glam rachel roy dress (photos)

false

Rbg writes personal note to girl who dressed up as her for superhero day

false

10 ways to get wine-stained lips without getting wasted

false

What is a ups worker's favorite cloud service? dropbox.

true

California rescuers use surf-leash tourniquet to help shark attack victim

false

8 tips for staying healthy and happy during the holidays

false

Police explosive maimed woman during dakota access pipeline protest, witnesses say

false

More than 1 million refugees have now fled south sudan

false

I bought a new black router today... i think i'm gonna name it martin router king

true

What all pregnant women should absolutely do for the health of their child

false

Says the priest to the altar server: there's a good christian in you

true

All gold everything (notes on depression and feeling broken)

false

Groin cream... not suitable for those with a nut allergy.

true

The best revenge is living well, so i really need to know what the second best revenge is.

true

May' contain nudity? either it does or it doesn't. don't waste my time

true

If you reply with sky each time i ask what's up, i shall assume you're homeless.

true

Democrats hold iowa state house district that went heavily for donald trump

false

A victoria's secret commercial will always come on when you're elbow deep in a bag of doritos.

true

You're so fat, they oughta call your dick gary oldman ...cause it always disappears into a roll.

true

Why did the heart get sent to police station? cardiac arrest.

true

My friend david lost his id the other day... now we just call him dav.

true

Don't die a virgin. seriously, there are terrorists waiting for you.

true

I like to think of myself as a humble man. actually, i just like to think of myself.

true

Bill maher to trump fans: just admit he duped you about mexico border wall

false

Did you know captain kirk has three ears? left ear, right ear... and final front ear.

true

The day i watched my father make music in a retirement home

false

First openly gay senator wants everyone to remember orlando massacre was a hate crime

false

The sun after skin cancer: when a head-to-toe glow is no longer an option

false

What mental disorder did the serial killer who stabbed his victim 23 times have? ocd.

true

Why kate hudson's ann taylor shoot was so painful

false

Most russian olympic athletes cleared for games after doping ban

false

Is this high-tech workout the next great exercise craze?

false

An arab and a jew walk into a bar... and they have a blast!

true

How do italian jews like their bread? with-a matzah holes in it.

true

A bishop came to church today clearly he was an impostor. never once moved diagonally.

true

Here's how you can help people in puerto rico

false

What did they call the sad little fish poop with no father? a bass turd.

true

I'm sick of this one horse town *moves to two horse town* no, no, this is too much

true

Opt-in or opt-out? what will the next generation of women do?

false

Woman accuses george h.w. bush of groping her — this time while in office

false

Champions for change: meet the champions -- part 5

false

What do you call an army of toddlers? infantry.

true

Apparently there's enough room in my mouth to put more than one foot.

true

So i was playing poker with a few lepers... when someone threw in a hand.

true

Rudolph is the only reindeer who doesn't have a stripper name.

true

Homophobes are now saying ‘i knew you were gay’ to hurt people coming out

false

Sheriff to armed occupiers in oregon: 'go home to your families'

false