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What do you call a psychic dwarf running from the law? a small medium at large | true |
Anderson cooper questions whether trump is 'president for all people or just white ones' | false |
This latina mom supports ca's proposed soda tax | false |
Beyoncé gets real about the importance of representation in grammy speech | false |
Sorry ladies, just changed my facebook relationship status from single to costco member | true |
Beauty best & worst of the week: jessica alba, kristen stewart, rihanna and more (photos) | false |
The 10 home remodeling projects you should not diy (photos) | false |
Why did the worker at the m&m factory get fired? ...he threw out the w's | true |
Anyone have any special planes for 9/11? *plans. | true |
Samantha bee bites into scott walker for his ham-and-cheese hogging | false |
What's the difference between terri schiavo and donald trump? one of them is a racist carrot | true |
Get ready for the biggest 'got' battle ever | false |
A pond so beautiful it belongs on your desktop screensaver | false |
10 natural ways to avoid the cold and flu | false |
If barry allen had a restaurant what would it be called? greased lightning? | true |
Did you hear about the plastic surgeon that hung himself? | true |
Dear 'snl,' please let christine baranski play education secretary betsy devos | false |
5 top secret beauty tips for healthy brides | false |
I can never remember whether or not i'm supposed to mess with texas. | true |
Hands down the greatest invention of all time... masturbation | true |
What america thinks of donald trump is what the world thinks of america. | true |
How are a sword maker and the fresh prince of bel air alike? they're both black smiths | true |
Time management: master your time, master your life | false |
If you could create a pill, what would it be for and what would the side effects be? | true |
A week in somerville, massachusetts, on a $90,000 salary | false |
What super hero league would caitlyn jenner be a member of? the x men! | true |
What's michelle's favourite vegetable? barackoli (i'm sorry i'll leave now...) | true |
The worrywort's guide to keeping three kids safe | false |
I've finally found something my girlfriend's bum doesn't look big in... ... the distance | true |
Why did frosty the snowman pull down his pants? he heard the snowblower was coming by. | true |
Yo-yo dieting is dangerous, especially for normal weight women | false |
Why did they not allow farmers in greece? they got tired of all the minotaurs. | true |
You don't need to wear clothes in public if you can run fast enough. | true |
Welcome the change you want to see in 2015 | false |
Democratic turnout surged in texas. here's what that could mean for november. | false |
If i had a pound for every 'brexit' joke on here... i'd still only have about 5 cents. | true |
Antidepressant use spikes before divorce, according to new study | false |
Mitt romney after donald trump dinner: he can 'lead us to that better future' | false |
What do fat women get for valentine's day? depressed | true |
*gets taste of own medicine* yep this is my medicine | true |
Peru to tourists: 'stop getting naked at machu picchu!' - cnn.com | false |
I used to steal jokes.... ....i still do. but i used to too. | true |
Celebrities mourn anne meara on twitter after news of her death | false |
What do you get when you ask for a roman pinch hitter? an italian sub! | true |
Cdc to hire lab safety chief after ebola, bird flu mishaps | false |
What do you call a toothless bear? a gummy bear | true |
Gina ortiz jones wins democratic runoff in texas congressional race | false |
Pelosi will hit the road to rally single women voters | false |
How do you make an egg roll? you push it | true |
Airstrikes hit outskirts of yemen capital, killing 12 people including 6 children | false |
How would you try to sleep with a fat girl? oh, sorry, i misspelled why... | true |
Santa claus came early! mrs. claus wasn't too happy. | true |
Rihanna the masochist paparazzi: why did you stay with chris brown? rihanna: beats me | true |
Trump & clinton donald trump and hillary clinton are stuck on a boat. who survives? america. | true |
First sign of your mother not loving you? abortion. | true |
Having sex in a mental hospital now that's fucking insane. | true |
How do you make a dead baby float? nail a piece of styrofoam to its head. | true |
Donald trump is the candidate from breitbart news | false |
Don't let the past block you from seeing the future | false |
What did the earthquake say to the tornado? it's not my fault. | true |
It must be tough to live in europe. there's neither land nor way.. | true |
What do you call a dog with no legs? why bother calling it? | true |
2 teen immigrants in custody can obtain abortions, federal judge orders | false |
The struggle for the soul of the church | false |
This total-body workout will fly by, thanks to the perfect playlist | false |
Hashtag. a game you play in the quad of any state college... | true |
How to create the ultimate playlist for your next road trip | false |
8 rules thin guys should know for getting dressed | false |
Obama closes presidency with far fewer deportations than when he started | false |
Woman takes selfies with her catcallers to show how often it happens | false |
Stop the software updates! why we don't heed the call to upgrade | false |
David brooks urges republicans: don't settle for cruz | false |
Calling all cat lovers, this is your cake | false |
Why do communists only drink coffee? because proper tea is theft. | true |
Daniel boulud's 4 secrets to the perfect roast chicken | false |
How do you know if someone's a pilot? because they'll fucking tell you. | true |
How many kids with add does it take to change a light bulb? wanna ride bikes?! | true |
Anthony hamilton professes his love for the ultimate fighting championship: love of the game | false |
How do you pick up a jew in a concentration camp? with a dustpan. | true |
Man who claimed to be 'delivered' from being gay insists viral testimony is legitimate | false |
Here's how astronauts on the iss will celebrate thanksgiving | false |
Why is latvian cross road? latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police. | true |
What do you call a horse who disagrees with you? glue. | true |
What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous? anonagon. | true |
Run-dmc founder sues amazon, wal-mart for $50 million, claiming trademark infringement | false |
A man walks into a bar... a girl says hello..... | true |
Free eurail passes! (if you donate to bread for the world) | false |
To allow facebook or not to allow facebook, that is the question | false |
There are two types of people in this world... those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. | true |
Olympic equestrian transport: how the horses are getting to the london games | false |
'they came to jeer, but remained to whitewash' | false |
Most childhood cancer survivors have chronic health problems in adulthood | false |
New york times opinion page to publish letters from trump supporters | false |
Based on harrison's choice of best place to land, golfers are the most dispensable. | true |
Gps guide: mequilibrium's 10 principles for less stress | false |
How do telepaths have an orgasm? they get their mind blown | true |
North korean prisons are worse than nazi concentration camps, says holocaust survivor | false |
Meet the 8 artists you'd never guess were in the rock hall of fame (#6: lady gaga) | false |
What is reading? it's about time we figured it out | false |
Donald trump ad attacks hillary clinton over 'deplorables' remark | false |
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