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What you didn't know about the 'back to the future' homes (photos) | false |
What kind of doctor deals with pussies? a whinecologist. | true |
The joke is on you, fruit flies. we don't even have any fruit. | true |
Warning: you can't unsee anthony hopkins' strange selfie video | false |
What do you call a caveman who likes to walk slowly all the time. a meanderthal | true |
Can we just change the phrase transgender to transjenner? | true |
The u.n. aims to end gender inequality by 2030. can it be done? | false |
It's better to have loved a short man than to never have loved a tall. | true |
So you've booked your flight to south america, now what? | false |
*robot watches me vape* robot: mm yeah but swallow it | true |
Leslie jones has two 'pretty woman' moments in two weeks | false |
Its 2013 and mcdonalds still doesnt serve breakfast all day | true |
I'm so glad i married a big strong program like winrar he can open all of my .jars! | true |
Find fozzie bear 'in da club' for this wonderful 50 cent mashup | false |
Gov. jerry brown will 'spare no effort' in bringing san bernardino killers to justice | false |
Dirty: what's the difference between jam and jelly? i can't jelly my dick in your ass. | true |
Beyond beer and lederhosen: top 10 german destinations | false |
Retired research chimps are really enjoying their new home | false |
One couple's enviable retirement life south of the border | false |
A drunk throws up on a dog.. and say.. jesus i don't remember eating that ! | true |
What is the difference between your dog and your girlfriend? you can get your dog to come. | true |
Why did hitler need glasses? because he could nazi | true |
Open letter to the mods of /r/jokes c | true |
Hey girl are you from europe? cause europiece of shit | true |
Orion spacecraft passes water recovery test, nasa says (video) | false |
Route 6 has been ignored and it's jack kerouac's fault | false |
If you are at school, and the urge to take drugs hits you... speak to the supply teacher.. | true |
Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree? ruff bark | true |
Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven? | true |
Apple sees value in its stand to protect security | false |
My viagra addiction ..was the hardest time of my life. | true |
Is gaming changing health care and helping you live a healthier life? part 3 | false |
I quit my job as a taxi driver... i just can't stand people talking behind my back. | true |
Here's how the world's most brilliant people scheduled their days | false |
Why we must fight economic apartheid in america | false |
Saoirse ronan deserves her oscar buzz for 'brooklyn' | false |
Adam schiff believes washington is finally ready to reform america's spy programs | false |
People of faith must stand with dreamers; endorse bridge act | false |
What do you have when life gives you melons? dyslexia. | true |
What's the best part about dating a black girl? you don't have to meet her father. | true |
Not one person has been eaten by sharks yet this week. probably the worst shark week ever. | true |
These are nasa's favorite earth photos of 2015, and they're quite spectacular | false |
Clinton's lead narrows in race for democratic nomination | false |
Was 'brokeback mountain' actually good for the gays? | false |
Make this avocado miso toast with poached egg, have no regrets | false |
Memphis removes confederate statues from park after private sale | false |
What's the difference between a bmw and a hedgehog? on a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside. | true |
Miley cyrus engagement ring: see the 3.5 carat bling! (photos) | false |
Scouting out the top ten experiences of southern peru | false |
Omfg there is a horse in the corridor! then my wife must still be in the manege. | true |
Gross i hate the word moist! give me a wet cake. give me a wet, damp cupcake | true |
Why you should stop feeding your baby from trendy little food pouches | false |
Rent vs. buy: what the standard indices aren't telling you | false |
What were tarzan's last words? who greased the viiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnneeee. | true |
New 'star wars' commercial reveals c-3po's red arm and other secrets | false |
While saudi arabia goes to war abroad, it's simmering at home | false |
What happened when turkey was accused of being chicken? it staged a coup | true |
Easter ideas: 8 quick and easy holiday crafts using paper (photos) | false |
'sandy friday' urges businesses to pledge 10% of black friday profits | false |
Sign in a store window during a blizzard got frostbite? fingerless gloves, half off! | true |
Q: what do you call a blonde with two brain cells? pregnant. | true |
Huffpost hill - bomb-carrying robocops don't see color, only things to bomb | false |
What does a bi-sexual porn star do at work? fuck all | true |
Butterscotch the clown goes on 'conan' to protest the film 'it' | false |
Hundreds of mysterious 'love' signs pop up to stem crime in new orleans | false |
Why should you eat your soup in a cup? so that it's not ebola soup. | true |
Forget 'looking' -- one of our favorite queer web series is back | false |
Jesus loves trump, but he wouldn't vote for him | false |
Is there a difference between the sexes when it comes to fitness? | false |
How to nip stress in the bud: prioritize and plan | false |
Seriously, stop saying marco rubio is the moderate candidate | false |
Why do hot girls always go for assholes? i don't even like pegging. | true |
A wise man once said... absolutely nothing. he let her vent and then they had sex afterward. | true |
How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big? ostrich-sized. | true |
Heather locklear, 50, wears a super-short miniskirt on the tennis courts (photos) | false |
What was jesus favorite games? hangman and lacrosse | true |
Where did buzz feed learn to click bait so well from? me | true |
What do you call a bull that masturbates? beef jerky. | true |
The duo dishes bloggers, chrystal baker and amir thomas, at sunday dinner | false |
Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape. | true |
An optimist sees the glass as half-full. a pezimist fills it with candy. | true |
Belgium sports center explodes, killing at least 1 and injuring others | false |
2016 campaigns meet with white house to prep for obama's last days in office | false |
Oddly addictive: some of the absolute worst jokes you've ever heard | true |
Women get yeast infections so that they know what it's like to live with an irratating cunt. | true |
What does a barista wear? a cap and chinos. | true |
The view from the white house as a mass shooting unfolds | false |
Can startups surf the huge information tidal wave? | false |
How to explain the fiscal cliff to your kids (and yourself!) | false |
A jewish man with a boner runs into a wall he broke his nose | true |
What is the bank manager's favourite type of football? fiver side! | true |
Fashion trivia quiz: which designer has yet to collaborate with target? and more | false |
Activist apparently behind failed washington post sting receives 'hero' award | false |
On the baseball diamond, i'm like a t-rex. i have a short arm. | true |
So true how do you blind a chinamen?-put a windshield in front of him | true |
How did jared lose 40 pounds? he dumped his girlfriend | true |
My girlfriend must think i'm rich and dying she keeps telling me to leave her a loan | true |
Gop and democratic lawmakers hijack senate hallway for olympic curling game | false |
My skin color is a 'f**king disease' in trump's america | false |
Obama: if you want more civility in politics, don't vote for people like trump | false |
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