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Sean spicer: trump not worried about breaking media precedents | false |
Eastern kentucky university cancels classes, citing threatening graffiti | false |
Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon? | true |
What happened when one ceo decided to talk openly about race | false |
5 steps to making women a priority in the next national hiv/aids strategy | false |
How to improve quality of life for terminal patients | false |
What's a spiders favorite way to learn? a webinar. | true |
You heard about the new jewish designed car? it stops on a dime... & picks it up. | true |
Holidays after divorce: 28 gifts your ex deserves this holiday season | false |
Superfreak bandits rob bank disguised as rick james and youngblood | false |
What do you call a robot whose brain is unplugged? mentally dis-cabled. | true |
I don't understand the value in seeing a therapist. - people who haven't spent time with me yet. | true |
I told my wife she drew her eyebrows too high. she looked surprised. | true |
Who says, bugs, you stole my hearing aids?! you're despicable! deafy duck | true |
What's the only thing worse than a third bush as president? a first trump as president. | true |
Truck slams into mardi gras parade crowd in new orleans, injuring dozens | false |
My memory lane is now mostly traffic cones. | true |
Greek debt deal: officials, lenders struggle to orchestrate bailout amidst tough political climate | false |
What kind of mechanics fix and break your car at the same time? quantum mechanics. | true |
What does jeb bush say to his wife after sex? please cum. | true |
How do you cover 18 holes with one hole? have your mom sit down on a golf course. | true |
Q. have you heard the latest scandal? a. dr. pepper was drunk at a party. | true |
What's a math teacher's favorite tv show? sinefeld | true |
Syrian christian fighter reportedly beheads isis militant in revenge killing | false |
I want a segway so i can ride my segway away from my problems | true |
There's no way oscar pistorius can walk away from this... he doesn't have a leg to stand on. | true |
Donald trump holds rally near alabama days before special election | false |
Did you hear? they found a new use for sheep in texas. wool. | true |
Why is halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday? only two more sleeps til' christmas! | true |
Well why on earth do you want to know?!?!! do defensive time travellers exist? | true |
Me: i came to twitter to be creative and express myself. twitter: lol, you said came. | true |
Time out tip of the day: september 3, 2013 | false |
Why michael jackson should have lived in france | false |
Teachers union president: betsy devos 'has tried to take the public out of public education' | false |
We watched five-year-old syrian omran daqneesh lifted from rubble, now we need to take actions | false |
Lebron james says orlando shooting puts importance of sports in perspective | false |
Pi-ku math is fun when mixed with some pie | true |
Cops called on black former white house staffer as he moves into new apartment | false |
Why kele okereke and olly alexander's new song is a musical milestone | false |
How do you confuse a straight person? tell them they're straight. | true |
Alleged fake architect newman indicted in 'operation vandelay industries' | false |
Clink! glass by fred: don't just drink, play (photo) | false |
Madonna gets a spanking from jessica chastain on stage in prague | false |
Banking doesn't have to be a boys' club, bank of america exec says | false |
What's the difference between bullets and everyone ? everyone misses harambe. | true |
Pacemaker: why did the pope have the device installed in his body? | false |
To hell with syncing the titanic... i named my iphone ass so i could back that ass up. | true |
Women in business q&a: liliane stransky, president and founder of the step by step foundation | false |
How do you titillate an ocelot? you oscillate it's tits a lot | true |
My math teacher said i was average. how mean! | true |
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? oh sheet!! | true |
Did you know in the state of kentucky, if you divorce your wife.... she just becomes your cousin | true |
What's the only part of a vegetable you can't eat? the wheelchair. | true |
How do you buy hair? you have toupee | true |
How to overcome cognitive bias and use it to your advantage | false |
10 diy appliance maintenance tips to keep them running like new | false |
How do you make a small fortune in aviation? start out with a large fortune. | true |
The recent u.s. terror plots you won't hear donald trump talking about | false |
Army rules sikh officer can keep his turban, beard on active duty | false |
Honor yourself and be of greater service to everyone and everything | false |
5 slow-cooker jam recipes you have to try this summer | false |
What did the jewish pedophile ask the kids? you kids wanna buy some candy? | true |
What distance say when velocity fell on top of him? ow, this really hertz. | true |
After doing its job, this heart stent dissolves into your body | false |
How to prep your child for the isee | false |
Borat crashes 'jimmy kimmel live!' to trash donald trump | false |
Air france flight forced to land in kenya over bomb scare | false |
Why did the chemist never say no to anything? because the reaction could be explosive. | true |
There's nothing in skymall that i don't want to buy. | true |
An absurdly large number of australians say their religion is the force | false |
Ask airfarewatchdog: airline vouchers, frequent flier miles never 'free' | false |
Funny engagement photo features couple's seriously unimpressed dog | false |
What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes? the guy who gave it to the pitbull. | true |
If i had a dime for every time i dug a hole... i'd be in the hole. | true |
God, jesus and the bible: faqs for gay pride month | false |
Earning less money isn't a choice that women just make | false |
Why was santa sacked two days before christmas? elf and safety | true |
Constituents take on trump's messy voter fraud probe since their states won't | false |
Hillary clinton attacks bernie sanders over his gun record | false |
What's worse than a puppy nailed to a tree? a puppy nailed to 7 trees. | true |
I forgot a bag of groceries in my taxi. it's been driving me bananas. | true |
If your pet is stressed out, this could be the reason | false |
Why is the new zork game rated m for mature?? i guess it's too grue-some. | true |
Son, when- *watches son try to poke a capri sun for 35 minutes* know what, we're good | true |
Reince priebus: rnc is still in control of the gop debates | false |
As the day goes on, coworkers start appearing more flammable. | true |
Postpartum depression - the elephant in my baby's nursery | false |
Why did the russian man keep making excuses? he was just stalin for time | true |
The word of the day is legs... lets go home and spread the word | true |
Oh, fuss & frills! the men in melissa manchester's life | false |
'little laos,' joerg daiber's latest tilt-shift video, chronicles southeast asian nation (video) | false |
If you woke up with vaseline up your butt would you tell anybody? um no wanna go camping? | true |
Indian food tasted a little off at the restaurant it was a naan issue | true |
How did the soggy easter bunny dry himself? with a hare dryer! | true |
If trump and clinton were stranded on a desert island, who would survive? america. | true |
From susan b. anthony to gender in-equality (nsfw video) | false |
Danish inventor sentenced to life in prison for murder of journalist kim wall | false |
Did you hear about the constipated accountant? he just couldn't budge-it. | true |
Democratizing access to legal information -- for every african | false |
Whales just got a new ally: anonymous hackers | false |
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