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It takes patience to listen.. it takes skill to pretend you're listening. | true |
What do people from west virginia do on halloween? pump kin | true |
What do nascar and a kinko's dumpster have in common? they're both filled with white trash. -&y | true |
22 ryan reynolds moments you may have forgotten | false |
The three unwritten rules of /r/cleanjokes are: 1. 2. 3. | true |
Claustrophobic people are interesting because they always try to think outside of the box. | true |
Maybe your jeans are distressed because you're wearing them? | true |
What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions? a humblebee. | true |
You will never believe who you can now follow on instagram | false |
Convicted domestic abusers will no longer be able to own guns in new york state | false |
'fed up' zara workers battle for more hours | false |
What's the mass of a large chunk of tree? 10g | true |
How does a woman scare a gynecologist? by becoming a ventriloquist! | true |
A field guide to the impossible-to-dress pregnant body | false |
House bipartisanship throws up pitifully weak toxic chemicals control bill | false |
An american drag legend opens about her journey to authenticity | false |
Huffpost hill - 'geez, look at the size of that thing!' an accepted political argument now | false |
Jason derulo's 'talk dirty' hits no. 1 on the british singles chart, beating katy perry's 'roar' | false |
How a surprise pregnancy in africa made us a family | false |
An ex-dartmouth student is trying to bury his rape case, but a documentarian is winning | false |
A gay dad sounds off on the school that canceled an lgbt-themed play | false |
Imaging the effects of menopausal hormone therapy on the brain | false |
What's short, but sometimes funny? a short joke. | true |
I remember trees: this artweek.la (september 1, 2014) | false |
If you don't believe in evolution, how do you explain corn dogs. | true |
Trump campaign backtracks on inviting gennifer flowers to debate | false |
A dark joke what is the similarity in between a dark joke and food? not everyone gets it | true |
Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods? | true |
Chuck norris is the reason for jal flight 123 | true |
What do houses eat when their breath stinks? apart mints | true |
10 ways to add romance to your honeymoon | false |
What has 16 legs and speaks german? doppelspider | true |
How i parent my hypersensitive son -- and why there's hope for us both | false |
After an arrest, a student with bipolar disorder realized she needed help | false |
What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot you fucking racist. | true |
I was going to say a necrophilia joke... but it died... so fuck it.... | true |
How did the underage mathematician get drunk? he put his root beer in a square glass | true |
New york fashion week day 7 was all about sassy hair (photos) | false |
Women in business q&a: stephanie teuwen president and co-founder, teuwen communications | false |
I wasn't so sure about having a mustache... ...but it's growing on me. | true |
Oh, he's so immature. - boring people talking about fun people | true |
Why i'm perfectly fine being in black spaces only | false |
Depresso; the feeling you get when you've run out of coffee. | true |
5 stresses of marriage and how you and your spouse can navigate through them | false |
Mary kate and ashley olsen each get their own allure cover for december (photos) | false |
This subscription box sends you products only from women of color | false |
3 reasons to consider a family-style wedding menu | false |
A simple fuck you can save hours of conversation. | true |
What's the difference between the irs and jared fogle? the irs waits until you're 18 to fuck you. | true |
How did one brain apologise to the other? i'm cerebro | true |
Fit links: make a healthier easter basket, the best workout podcasts and more | false |
South dakota could be a political hotbed in 2014 | false |
Be careful when you follow the masses. sometimes the m' is silent. | true |
What is the worst thing to come across whilst surfing the web? your keyboard!! (credits to ncs) | true |
Did you hear about that new movie constipation?! it still hasn't come out! | true |
Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? a pizza can feed a family of four | true |
Dad's refrigerator sign: here's how to get your 'stupid parents' to relax (photo) | false |
What do most people do when they see a python ? they re-coil ! | true |
Why did the dog bark? because its a dog | true |
Giuliana rancic reveals the moment she knew husband bill was 'the one' (video) | false |
Jada pinkett smith's shaved head is least mom-y mom haircut ever (photos) | false |
Us airways passengers mutiny after pilot kicks blind man off plane | false |
What does a frog say when it washes car windows? rub it rub it rub it. | true |
'chronic' at cannes: tim roth as a depressed male hospice nurse | false |
Justin bieber parties with kourtney kardashian, ponders meaning of life afterward | false |
British lawmaker uses dumbledore's words to make point about donald trump | false |
Rudy giuliani says white cops needed to stop black people from shooting each other | false |
Adam savage's screaming duck bomb is a weapon of mass distraction | false |
Afternoon tea at the burj al arab (photos) | false |
3 ways to unlock opportunity in what scares you | false |
Woman found naked in bushes near disney world may have been raped | false |
This store is doing something unique to help shoppers with autism | false |
Why do meth heads love halloween? three sleeps 'till christmas! | true |
When is the speech therapy class? it's hard to say. | true |
Oh hello, i didn't see you there! - translation: i have failed to avoid you | true |
The devotion project: the love you save may be your own | false |
Julia haft candell confounds the infinite at parrasch heijnen gallery | false |
Having to hide your euphoria when a friend says i'm going to have to cancel tonight | true |
Trump (queens) vs. bernie (brooklyn): the new york values throwdown | false |
What do the ufc and beauty salons have in common? they're both full with brazilian pussies! | true |
I would tell you a gay joke... butt fuck it | true |
Another gop lawmaker got caught in a sex scandal. here's why you should defend him. | false |
Detroit's stunning architectural ruins, and why documenting its faded glory matters | false |
Cheating: should you tell a friend that her husband is cheating? | false |
A guy walks into a bar ouch if you didn't get it think about in literal terms | true |
Curiosity's pollution: mars rover leaves behind space trash (photos) | false |
Your mother is like a brick flat on both sides and laid by mexicans | true |
Let's make a collection of shock humour/disgusting jokes | true |
Well hello, party-size bag of doritos. welcome to my party! there will be no other guests. | true |
David's bridal wedding dresses: huffpost weddings editors' picks (photos) | false |
What beer do elderly rednecks drink? silver mullet | true |
My inflatable girlfriend always looks surprised when i walk into the room. | true |
An inside look at the smallest medieval village near tuscany | false |
Bobbie jo curtis and son allegedly beat and rob florida man she met on songlesnet.com | false |
5 ways to outsmart the supermarket and lose weight | false |
Democrats score big win in wisconsin supreme court race | false |
Incredible new slate of documentaries to elevate everyday lgbt heroes | false |
The older i get, the more i think i owe my parents an apology... | true |
If i was baltimore's head coach i'd probably just say that's so ravens after every play. | true |
What is the disease that killed princes diana? car pole tunnel syndrome | true |
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