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It takes patience to listen.. it takes skill to pretend you're listening.
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What do people from west virginia do on halloween? pump kin
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What do nascar and a kinko's dumpster have in common? they're both filled with white trash. -&y
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22 ryan reynolds moments you may have forgotten
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The three unwritten rules of /r/cleanjokes are: 1. 2. 3.
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Claustrophobic people are interesting because they always try to think outside of the box.
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Maybe your jeans are distressed because you're wearing them?
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What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions? a humblebee.
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You will never believe who you can now follow on instagram
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Convicted domestic abusers will no longer be able to own guns in new york state
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'fed up' zara workers battle for more hours
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What's the mass of a large chunk of tree? 10g
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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? by becoming a ventriloquist!
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A field guide to the impossible-to-dress pregnant body
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House bipartisanship throws up pitifully weak toxic chemicals control bill
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An american drag legend opens about her journey to authenticity
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Huffpost hill - 'geez, look at the size of that thing!' an accepted political argument now
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Jason derulo's 'talk dirty' hits no. 1 on the british singles chart, beating katy perry's 'roar'
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How a surprise pregnancy in africa made us a family
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An ex-dartmouth student is trying to bury his rape case, but a documentarian is winning
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A gay dad sounds off on the school that canceled an lgbt-themed play
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Imaging the effects of menopausal hormone therapy on the brain
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What's short, but sometimes funny? a short joke.
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I remember trees: this artweek.la (september 1, 2014)
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If you don't believe in evolution, how do you explain corn dogs.
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Trump campaign backtracks on inviting gennifer flowers to debate
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A dark joke what is the similarity in between a dark joke and food? not everyone gets it
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Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?
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Chuck norris is the reason for jal flight 123
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What do houses eat when their breath stinks? apart mints
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10 ways to add romance to your honeymoon
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What has 16 legs and speaks german? doppelspider
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How i parent my hypersensitive son -- and why there's hope for us both
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After an arrest, a student with bipolar disorder realized she needed help
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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot you fucking racist.
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I was going to say a necrophilia joke... but it died... so fuck it....
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How did the underage mathematician get drunk? he put his root beer in a square glass
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New york fashion week day 7 was all about sassy hair (photos)
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Women in business q&a: stephanie teuwen president and co-founder, teuwen communications
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I wasn't so sure about having a mustache... ...but it's growing on me.
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Oh, he's so immature. - boring people talking about fun people
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Why i'm perfectly fine being in black spaces only
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Depresso; the feeling you get when you've run out of coffee.
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5 stresses of marriage and how you and your spouse can navigate through them
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Mary kate and ashley olsen each get their own allure cover for december (photos)
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This subscription box sends you products only from women of color
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3 reasons to consider a family-style wedding menu
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A simple fuck you can save hours of conversation.
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What's the difference between the irs and jared fogle? the irs waits until you're 18 to fuck you.
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How did one brain apologise to the other? i'm cerebro
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Fit links: make a healthier easter basket, the best workout podcasts and more
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South dakota could be a political hotbed in 2014
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Be careful when you follow the masses. sometimes the m' is silent.
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What is the worst thing to come across whilst surfing the web? your keyboard!! (credits to ncs)
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Did you hear about that new movie constipation?! it still hasn't come out!
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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? a pizza can feed a family of four
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Dad's refrigerator sign: here's how to get your 'stupid parents' to relax (photo)
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What do most people do when they see a python ? they re-coil !
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Why did the dog bark? because its a dog
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Giuliana rancic reveals the moment she knew husband bill was 'the one' (video)
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Jada pinkett smith's shaved head is least mom-y mom haircut ever (photos)
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Us airways passengers mutiny after pilot kicks blind man off plane
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What does a frog say when it washes car windows? rub it rub it rub it.
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'chronic' at cannes: tim roth as a depressed male hospice nurse
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Justin bieber parties with kourtney kardashian, ponders meaning of life afterward
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British lawmaker uses dumbledore's words to make point about donald trump
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Rudy giuliani says white cops needed to stop black people from shooting each other
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Adam savage's screaming duck bomb is a weapon of mass distraction
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Afternoon tea at the burj al arab (photos)
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3 ways to unlock opportunity in what scares you
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Woman found naked in bushes near disney world may have been raped
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This store is doing something unique to help shoppers with autism
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Why do meth heads love halloween? three sleeps 'till christmas!
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When is the speech therapy class? it's hard to say.
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Oh hello, i didn't see you there! - translation: i have failed to avoid you
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The devotion project: the love you save may be your own
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Julia haft candell confounds the infinite at parrasch heijnen gallery
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Having to hide your euphoria when a friend says i'm going to have to cancel tonight
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Trump (queens) vs. bernie (brooklyn): the new york values throwdown
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What do the ufc and beauty salons have in common? they're both full with brazilian pussies!
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I would tell you a gay joke... butt fuck it
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Another gop lawmaker got caught in a sex scandal. here's why you should defend him.
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Detroit's stunning architectural ruins, and why documenting its faded glory matters
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Cheating: should you tell a friend that her husband is cheating?
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A guy walks into a bar ouch if you didn't get it think about in literal terms
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Curiosity's pollution: mars rover leaves behind space trash (photos)
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Your mother is like a brick flat on both sides and laid by mexicans
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Let's make a collection of shock humour/disgusting jokes
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Well hello, party-size bag of doritos. welcome to my party! there will be no other guests.
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David's bridal wedding dresses: huffpost weddings editors' picks (photos)
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What beer do elderly rednecks drink? silver mullet
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My inflatable girlfriend always looks surprised when i walk into the room.
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An inside look at the smallest medieval village near tuscany
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Bobbie jo curtis and son allegedly beat and rob florida man she met on songlesnet.com
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5 ways to outsmart the supermarket and lose weight
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Democrats score big win in wisconsin supreme court race
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Incredible new slate of documentaries to elevate everyday lgbt heroes
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The older i get, the more i think i owe my parents an apology...
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If i was baltimore's head coach i'd probably just say that's so ravens after every play.
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What is the disease that killed princes diana? car pole tunnel syndrome
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