CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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U.s. envoys appointed by obama asked to quit by inauguration day	false
Why was 6 scared? because 7 was a 6 offender.	true
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? they weren't born yesterday.	true
A cry for peace: reunification of north and south korea	false
What do get when a ghost picks his nose? boooooogers!	true
What do you ask a mexican girl you like? netflix and chili?	true
What do you call 2 gay overweight physicists touching tips? a large hardon collider	true
Lou pearlman, creator of *nsync and the backstreet boys, dead at 62	false
China on track to develop indian railways as xi heads to south asia	false
Too err is human... to blame the next guy is even more so.	true
Louisiana deputy gets 40 years in prison for killing boy	false
Birther taps benghazi conspiracy theorist as secretary of state	false
Osu victim skips meeting with donald trump over his simplistic reaction to campus attack	false
North carolina couple uses homemade shark cages when going into ocean	false
drives toyota corolla into mordor see, nobody suspected a thing	true
Could we celebrate the 4th of july under the old rules of our founders?	false
March madness: 5 tips to keep your credit score from looking like your busted brackets	false
Celeb couples who comment on each other’s instagram posts	false
A $48 billion opportunity for u.s. electric customers	false
Business groups might be quietly killing a bill that would bring sexual abuse claims to light	false
Eliza coupe got engaged to darin olien on thanksgiving	false
Why is santa always jolly? because he knows where all the naughty girls live.	true
The us won gold in shooting they have good schools for it	true
Sometimes relationships last longer when facebook doesn't know about them.	true
Revenge idea if a girlfriend dumps you: sneak into her house, tighten the lids on all her jars.	true
Journalists are enabling a smear campaign against keith ellison	false
Who are the world's fastest readers? 9/11 victims they got through 63 stories in 10 seconds.	true
The tsa found a record number of firearms in carry-on luggage last year	false
People fear the heat will turn nyc into a hellscape of flying roaches	false
One thing you missed on 'game of thrones' hints at a major death	false
My favourite jokes are one liners about launderettes what can i say, i love dry clean humour.	true
Marsha p. johnson and sylvia rivera honored by modern day trans heroes	false
Did you hear macklemore changed his name? he's mackle-less now	true
Elizabeth hutcheson stabbed 50 times in pizza delivery murder	false
It's hard telling how many kleenex i've fathered.	true
Why are the landmarks in paris quarantined? because they are parasites	true
The aclu announces mass foia for donald trump's business conflicts	false
What do you call a computer that sings? a dell	true
Dear internet haters, lena dunham is here to defend the kardashians	false
Meet the 85-year-old drag queen who stars in miley cyrus' new video	false
Just realized what i'm putting on my tombstone. if you're reading this, i'm already dead.	true
Reverse crowdfund-gineering: five ways to integrate events into your crowdfunding campaign	false
Should you keep your ex's last name after divorce? readers weigh in	false
Why are 9/11 victims great readers? they can go through 90 stories in 10 seconds	true
Why nazis and white supremacists are putting the fear in middle tennessee this weekend	false
Every thousand years the long rain comes... and with it come the wet walkers...	true
Huffpost rise: what you need to know on july 6	false
Kiss me, i'm your bride: how to plan a st. patrick's day wedding	false
Let's hope god grades on a curve or i'm so screwed.	true
Bannon to be interviewed tuesday by house committee probing russian interference	false
What do you call a wookie in concentration camp? jewbacca	true
What's yellow and covers assholes? the lakers uniform.	true
'the bachelor' season 21, episode 3: here to make friends podcast	false
Why we should remember to treat every day like a special occasion	false
Japan launches first military communications satellite amid rising regional tensions	false
Why does santa claus have such a large sack? he only comes once a year.	true
Where do ants go for their holidays ? frants !	true
Look: yanked clothing commercial featuring same-sex kisses inspires pro-lgbt parody	false
Yo're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.	true
What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss? i'm not lichen this!'	true
Riff raff should name his next album street rat. 'cause i won't buy that.	true
I was recently in court with a necrophiliac as a judge... everyone got the death sentence.	true
Why i've called a moratorium on texting my kids	false
What are condoms? something your worthless fuckup of a father couldn't afford.	true
You are sitting in the middle of a back pain epidemic	false
I'm going to make a calendar of sexy islamic extremists i will call it, ji-hotties	true
Women in business: q&a with dina dwyer-owens, ceo of the dwyer group	false
I survived: one year, three kids under 5	false
I'm on a seafood diet... anything i see, i eat	true
Okay class, today we are going on a trip... hands out acid	true
What does 007 wear on his head? a bondana.	true
What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak french? a francophony	true
She's like a cat. i don't mean in bed, she just ignores me	true
Does the hotel maid look through your stuff?	false
Barclays saudi arabia probe: bank denies report it made 'illegal payment' to win banking license	false
All dogs go to heaven... but all snakes are athe-hissssssssssts	true
Katy perry comes 'back to earth' to host mtv vmas, and twitter was not here for it	false
What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker? a box hedge fund!	true
Support for 'doc mcstuffins' proves how vital representation is	false
Why is germany uninhabitable for cats? they have nein lives!	true
The met ball's most memorable beauty looks over the years	false
Trump again falsely insists he would have won new hampshire if not for voter fraud	false
What's the thin line between love and hate? a condom.	true
What do you call part of a poem written by a seinfeld character? a george costanza.	true
Weight loss success: paco chairez discovered bodypump and zumba and lost 60 pounds	false
Jennifer aniston's yoga teacher, mandy ingber, on how the star stays cool, calm and collected	false
I was mugged by an artist last night.... he drew a gun on me	true
Professor john seed's 10 steps to stress-free artistic and creative development	false
Attorneys general sue over devos' handling of for-profit colleges	false
Puerto rico files for biggest ever u.s. local government bankruptcy	false
Bob dole scolds republicans on the 25th anniversary of the ada	false
Relationships are like farts too much force will result in shit	true
A magic 8-ball would make better life decisions for me than i do.	true
The decision to not set back my clocks last fall is looking pretty good right now.	true
Hillary clinton to release 2015 tax returns within days, criticizes donald trump	false
Family dog mauls little girl's elf on the shelf, er staff work their magic	false
Helen keller walks into a bar and a table, and a chair	true
Why do so many white people get lost skiing? it's hard to find them in the snow.	true
Forget flowers, 5 ways to make mom happier	false
Of course divorce is expensive. the price of freedom has always been high.	true

U.s. envoys appointed by obama asked to quit by inauguration day

false

Why was 6 scared? because 7 was a 6 offender.

true

Why can't you fool an aborted baby? they weren't born yesterday.

true

A cry for peace: reunification of north and south korea

false

What do get when a ghost picks his nose? boooooogers!

true

What do you ask a mexican girl you like? netflix and chili?

true

What do you call 2 gay overweight physicists touching tips? a large hardon collider

true

Lou pearlman, creator of *nsync and the backstreet boys, dead at 62

false

China on track to develop indian railways as xi heads to south asia

false

Too err is human... to blame the next guy is even more so.

true

Louisiana deputy gets 40 years in prison for killing boy

false

Birther taps benghazi conspiracy theorist as secretary of state

false

Osu victim skips meeting with donald trump over his simplistic reaction to campus attack

false

North carolina couple uses homemade shark cages when going into ocean

false

*drives toyota corolla into mordor* see, nobody suspected a thing

true

Could we celebrate the 4th of july under the old rules of our founders?

false

March madness: 5 tips to keep your credit score from looking like your busted brackets

false

Celeb couples who comment on each other’s instagram posts

false

A $48 billion opportunity for u.s. electric customers

false

Business groups might be quietly killing a bill that would bring sexual abuse claims to light

false

Eliza coupe got engaged to darin olien on thanksgiving

false

Why is santa always jolly? because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

true

The us won gold in shooting they have good schools for it

true

Sometimes relationships last longer when facebook doesn't know about them.

true

Revenge idea if a girlfriend dumps you: sneak into her house, tighten the lids on all her jars.

true

Journalists are enabling a smear campaign against keith ellison

false

Who are the world's fastest readers? 9/11 victims they got through 63 stories in 10 seconds.

true

The tsa found a record number of firearms in carry-on luggage last year

false

People fear the heat will turn nyc into a hellscape of flying roaches

false

One thing you missed on 'game of thrones' hints at a major death

false

My favourite jokes are one liners about launderettes what can i say, i love dry clean humour.

true

Marsha p. johnson and sylvia rivera honored by modern day trans heroes

false

Did you hear macklemore changed his name? he's mackle-less now

true

Elizabeth hutcheson stabbed 50 times in pizza delivery murder

false

It's hard telling how many kleenex i've fathered.

true

Why are the landmarks in paris quarantined? because they are parasites

true

The aclu announces mass foia for donald trump's business conflicts

false

What do you call a computer that sings? a dell

true

Dear internet haters, lena dunham is here to defend the kardashians

false

Meet the 85-year-old drag queen who stars in miley cyrus' new video

false

Just realized what i'm putting on my tombstone. if you're reading this, i'm already dead.

true

Reverse crowdfund-gineering: five ways to integrate events into your crowdfunding campaign

false

Should you keep your ex's last name after divorce? readers weigh in

false

Why are 9/11 victims great readers? they can go through 90 stories in 10 seconds

true

Why nazis and white supremacists are putting the fear in middle tennessee this weekend

false

Every thousand years the long rain comes... and with it come the wet walkers...

true

Huffpost rise: what you need to know on july 6

false

Kiss me, i'm your bride: how to plan a st. patrick's day wedding

false

Let's hope god grades on a curve or i'm so screwed.

true

Bannon to be interviewed tuesday by house committee probing russian interference

false

What do you call a wookie in concentration camp? jewbacca

true

What's yellow and covers assholes? the lakers uniform.

true

'the bachelor' season 21, episode 3: here to make friends podcast

false

Why we should remember to treat every day like a special occasion

false

Japan launches first military communications satellite amid rising regional tensions

false

Why does santa claus have such a large sack? he only comes once a year.

true

Where do ants go for their holidays ? frants !

true

Look: yanked clothing commercial featuring same-sex kisses inspires pro-lgbt parody

false

Yo're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.

true

What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss? i'm not lichen this!'

true

Riff raff should name his next album street rat. 'cause i won't buy that.

true

I was recently in court with a necrophiliac as a judge... everyone got the death sentence.

true

Why i've called a moratorium on texting my kids

false

What are condoms? something your worthless fuckup of a father couldn't afford.

true

You are sitting in the middle of a back pain epidemic

false

I'm going to make a calendar of sexy islamic extremists i will call it, ji-hotties

true

Women in business: q&a with dina dwyer-owens, ceo of the dwyer group

false

I survived: one year, three kids under 5

false

I'm on a seafood diet... anything i see, i eat

true

Okay class, today we are going on a trip... *hands out acid*

true

What does 007 wear on his head? a bondana.

true

What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak french? a francophony

true

She's like a cat. i don't mean in bed, she just ignores me

true

Does the hotel maid look through your stuff?

false

Barclays saudi arabia probe: bank denies report it made 'illegal payment' to win banking license

false

All dogs go to heaven... but all snakes are athe-hissssssssssts

true

Katy perry comes 'back to earth' to host mtv vmas, and twitter was not here for it

false

What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker? a box hedge fund!

true

Support for 'doc mcstuffins' proves how vital representation is

false

Why is germany uninhabitable for cats? they have nein lives!

true

The met ball's most memorable beauty looks over the years

false

Trump again falsely insists he would have won new hampshire if not for voter fraud

false

What's the thin line between love and hate? a condom.

true

What do you call part of a poem written by a seinfeld character? a george costanza.

true

Weight loss success: paco chairez discovered bodypump and zumba and lost 60 pounds

false

Jennifer aniston's yoga teacher, mandy ingber, on how the star stays cool, calm and collected

false

I was mugged by an artist last night.... he drew a gun on me

true

Professor john seed's 10 steps to stress-free artistic and creative development

false

Attorneys general sue over devos' handling of for-profit colleges

false

Puerto rico files for biggest ever u.s. local government bankruptcy

false

Bob dole scolds republicans on the 25th anniversary of the ada

false

Relationships are like farts too much force will result in shit

true

A magic 8-ball would make better life decisions for me than i do.

true

The decision to not set back my clocks last fall is looking pretty good right now.

true

Hillary clinton to release 2015 tax returns within days, criticizes donald trump

false

Family dog mauls little girl's elf on the shelf, er staff work their magic

false

Helen keller walks into a bar and a table, and a chair

true

Why do so many white people get lost skiing? it's hard to find them in the snow.

true

Forget flowers, 5 ways to make mom happier

false

Of course divorce is expensive. the price of freedom has always been high.

true