CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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What do you call a redneck family of bakers? inbread!	true
What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet? a captive cherokee.	true
Epa hid scott pruitt's dinner with climate denier accused of child sex abuse	false
Highlights from the gop debate in south carolina	false
15 people you'll see at the ice cream shop this summer	false
What's the difference between a black man and batman? batman can go into a store without robin.	true
There's a lot i don't get about women the main thing being their phone number.	true
What did ryu say when i asked if i could have some of his food? *shoryuken*	true
Emma stone golden globes dress 2014 is the most boring look of the night	false
How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? fish	true
Amoeba: dad, how was i made? amoeba dad: well son, when a man loves himself very much	true
Household cleaning tips for cold and flu season	false
The chicken why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't. he was to chicken.	true
Dating after divorce: how the dating world has changed since you were last single	false
What do you call a gay nobel prize laureate in a blender? a homogeneous mixture.	true
Don't go chasing waterfalls. turns on tap we have their children. they will come to us.	true
Why doesn't sandy alderson realize jon niese's value is so low?	false
Artists share illustrations to condemn violence against women in latin america	false
Bangladesh asks european union not to take punitive measures over factory collapse	false
Expert predicts baby name for kim and kanye's new daughter	false
Staying mentally stimulated throughout your lifetime could lower cognitive decline risk	false
Why this woman who cast an illegal vote for donald trump is getting a pass for voter fraud	false
Some people are very down to earth... you know, midgets.	true
Europe's new co-pilot rule to prevent pilot suicide is misguided, experts say	false
My son asked if masturbating made you blind. depends on where you're aiming.	true
Why do women have legs? so they don't leave a snail trail	true
I bought a lamborghini that tells dark jokes it goes from 0-100 real fast	true
What's the motto of the singaporean police? big brudder is watching you	true
People must really love this jesus fellow... i'm just mexican.	true
Lpt don't order the wrong thing for your wife at subway oops wrong sub	true
Did you hear about the sensitive thief? he took a fence.	true
I was going to tell you a joke about homosexuals butt fuck it.	true
Land rights for women mean progress for communities	false
The drum beat of success (video with sheila e.)	false
Seriously, why does the gop love war so much?	false
Me: i'm feeling frisky yet stabby. do you want to come over? him:... me: good answer	true
I grabbed my sisters pussy i thought she said hold my purse	true
What do you call the james brown songs no one listens to? defunct funk.	true
Are you a computer whiz? it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.	true
Selfridges drive-thru allows shoppers to never leave their cars	false
Everyone is like happy 2016 and apple is like: happy 2015s!	true
What is a cannibal's favorite type of gum? chick clits.	true
Republicans are likely to use the 'nuclear option' to confirm neil gorsuch to the supreme court	false
Celebrate the 400th anniversary of shakespeare's death in style	false
Sorry people with seeing eye dogs that say 'no petting'. what you can't see won't hurt you.	true
Eckhart tolle on how we lose inner peace	false
Eric cantor hates poetry: rep. not impressed with inaugural poem (photo)	false
Everything you need to know before you download ios 9	false
Video released of deputy accidentally shooting suspect he meant to taser	false
What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts? a gun free zone	true
Abraham lake is frickin' beautiful when it's frozen and you can walk on it	false
What was the burglar doing at wayne manor? robin.	true
Trump/netanyahu meet: an exercise in fawning, fantasy and anti-palestinian incitement	false
What do you call? what do you call a donkey with three legs?? a wonkey!!	true
Knock knock... who's there? i did up. i did up-who?	true
The one thing to remember on earth day	false
What will kim jong-un name his child? kim jong-deux.	true
Watch adam levine gush about the maroon 5 song you had on your aim profile	false
Bullet holes in dietary guidance: the bmj’s reputation, stained in scarlet	false
Vatican recalls u.s. diplomat over possible child pornography laws violation	false
This isn't my first rodeo -guy at his second rodeo	true
Two fish swim into a concrete wall dam	true
I have sex daily. i mean, dyslexia! fcuk	true
Project stealth: the future of stealth action multiplayer games (part i)	false
Q: how did the blonde try to kill the bird? a: she threw it off a cliff.	true
Runaway goat flashes sheepish grin after being nabbed by police	false
I want my tombstone to read free wifi so people would visit more often	true
Geoffrey rush steps down from australian film academy following claim of 'inappropriate behavior'	false
Democratic ads highlight trump's horrible comments on women	false
Unexpected sex that's a great way to wake up. if you are not in a prison...	true
What's an irish seven-course meal? a six-pack and a potato	true
For the love of sunsets and mofongo: giving puerto rico a second try	false
Have you ever tried duck sausage? why don't you duck on down and get you some?	true
The world's best cities for coffee lovers (photos)	false
On the tombstones of buddhists, it's always 'rip'. i always thought it was 'brb'	true
Valentine's day gifts for parents and kids, from etsy	false
Enjoy the olympics the old fashioned way: naked	false
What smells better than it taste? a nose	true
Donald trump has nickel and dimed local governments on taxes, too	false
Why is helen kellers belly button bruised? her boyfriend is blind too.	true
Cd review: 'the great escape' by the great escape	false
Are we teaching our children to cheat? or worse?	false
Why high-fat breakfast sandwiches may not be best for your heart	false
Russia vows to expand 'black list' of americans in response to new sanctions	false
What do tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common? they remember	true
Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy? just kidding he did	true
Former galápagos park director says his ouster was political	false
Outdoor ideas: two 'desperate landscapes' go from eyesore to amazing (video)	false
priest says a final prayer harambe's casket is lowered into the ground toddler falls in	true
Marshawn lynch's friend says he's unsure lynch will play next year	false
What do you call 1000 jews on a train? it doesn't matter, they're never coming back.	true
Why is camping so fun? it's in tents!	true
Pirates and the alphabet how come pirates can't say the alphabet? they always get lost at c.	true
The best travel tip i ever received from a local	false
Gisele bündchen and tom brady reportedly building a home in brookline, massachusetts (video)	false
A policeman walks into a bar. the bar is now being charged for assaulting a police officer.	true
Let's not forget the people of color who helped pioneer marriage equality	false
I'll have a quickie. barista: sir, it's called an espresso.	true
Minimalist running: to shoe or not to shoe?	false
A dog limps into a bar. says, i'm lookin for the man who shot my paw.	true

What do you call a redneck family of bakers? inbread!

true

What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet? a captive cherokee.

true

Epa hid scott pruitt's dinner with climate denier accused of child sex abuse

false

Highlights from the gop debate in south carolina

false

15 people you'll see at the ice cream shop this summer

false

What's the difference between a black man and batman? batman can go into a store without robin.

true

There's a lot i don't get about women the main thing being their phone number.

true

What did ryu say when i asked if i could have some of his food? ***shoryuken***

true

Emma stone golden globes dress 2014 is the most boring look of the night

false

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? fish

true

Amoeba: dad, how was i made? amoeba dad: well son, when a man loves himself very much

true

Household cleaning tips for cold and flu season

false

The chicken why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't. he was to chicken.

true

Dating after divorce: how the dating world has changed since you were last single

false

What do you call a gay nobel prize laureate in a blender? a homogeneous mixture.

true

Don't go chasing waterfalls. *turns on tap* we have their children. they will come to us.

true

Why doesn't sandy alderson realize jon niese's value is so low?

false

Artists share illustrations to condemn violence against women in latin america

false

Bangladesh asks european union not to take punitive measures over factory collapse

false

Expert predicts baby name for kim and kanye's new daughter

false

Staying mentally stimulated throughout your lifetime could lower cognitive decline risk

false

Why this woman who cast an illegal vote for donald trump is getting a pass for voter fraud

false

Some people are very down to earth... you know, midgets.

true

Europe's new co-pilot rule to prevent pilot suicide is misguided, experts say

false

My son asked if masturbating made you blind. depends on where you're aiming.

true

Why do women have legs? so they don't leave a snail trail

true

I bought a lamborghini that tells dark jokes it goes from 0-100 real fast

true

What's the motto of the singaporean police? big brudder is watching you

true

People must really love this jesus fellow... i'm just mexican.

true

Lpt don't order the wrong thing for your wife at subway oops wrong sub

true

Did you hear about the sensitive thief? he took a fence.

true

I was going to tell you a joke about homosexuals butt fuck it.

true

Land rights for women mean progress for communities

false

The drum beat of success (video with sheila e.)

false

Seriously, why does the gop love war so much?

false

Me: i'm feeling frisky yet stabby. do you want to come over? him:... me: good answer

true

I grabbed my sisters pussy i thought she said hold my purse

true

What do you call the james brown songs no one listens to? defunct funk.

true

Are you a computer whiz? it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.

true

Selfridges drive-thru allows shoppers to never leave their cars

false

Everyone is like happy 2016 and apple is like: happy 2015s!

true

What is a cannibal's favorite type of gum? chick clits.

true

Republicans are likely to use the 'nuclear option' to confirm neil gorsuch to the supreme court

false

Celebrate the 400th anniversary of shakespeare's death in style

false

Sorry people with seeing eye dogs that say 'no petting'. what you can't see won't hurt you.

true

Eckhart tolle on how we lose inner peace

false

Eric cantor hates poetry: rep. not impressed with inaugural poem (photo)

false

Everything you need to know before you download ios 9

false

Video released of deputy accidentally shooting suspect he meant to taser

false

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts? a gun free zone

true

Abraham lake is frickin' beautiful when it's frozen and you can walk on it

false

What was the burglar doing at wayne manor? robin.

true

Trump/netanyahu meet: an exercise in fawning, fantasy and anti-palestinian incitement

false

What do you call? what do you call a donkey with three legs?? a wonkey!!

true

Knock knock... who's there? i did up. i did up-who?

true

The one thing to remember on earth day

false

What will kim jong-un name his child? kim jong-deux.

true

Watch adam levine gush about the maroon 5 song you had on your aim profile

false

Bullet holes in dietary guidance: the bmj’s reputation, stained in scarlet

false

Vatican recalls u.s. diplomat over possible child pornography laws violation

false

This isn't my first rodeo -guy at his second rodeo

true

Two fish swim into a concrete wall dam

true

I have sex daily. i mean, dyslexia! fcuk

true

Project stealth: the future of stealth action multiplayer games (part i)

false

Q: how did the blonde try to kill the bird? a: she threw it off a cliff.

true

Runaway goat flashes sheepish grin after being nabbed by police

false

I want my tombstone to read free wifi so people would visit more often

true

Geoffrey rush steps down from australian film academy following claim of 'inappropriate behavior'

false

Democratic ads highlight trump's horrible comments on women

false

Unexpected sex that's a great way to wake up. if you are not in a prison...

true

What's an irish seven-course meal? a six-pack and a potato

true

For the love of sunsets and mofongo: giving puerto rico a second try

false

Have you ever tried duck sausage? why don't you duck on down and get you some?

true

The world's best cities for coffee lovers (photos)

false

On the tombstones of buddhists, it's always 'rip'. i always thought it was 'brb'

true

Valentine's day gifts for parents and kids, from etsy

false

Enjoy the olympics the old fashioned way: naked

false

What smells better than it taste? a nose

true

Donald trump has nickel and dimed local governments on taxes, too

false

Why is helen kellers belly button bruised? her boyfriend is blind too.

true

Cd review: 'the great escape' by the great escape

false

Are we teaching our children to cheat? or worse?

false

Why high-fat breakfast sandwiches may not be best for your heart

false

Russia vows to expand 'black list' of americans in response to new sanctions

false

What do tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common? they remember

true

Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy? just kidding he did

true

Former galápagos park director says his ouster was political

false

Outdoor ideas: two 'desperate landscapes' go from eyesore to amazing (video)

false

*priest says a final prayer* *harambe's casket is lowered into the ground* *toddler falls in*

true

Marshawn lynch's friend says he's unsure lynch will play next year

false

What do you call 1000 jews on a train? it doesn't matter, they're never coming back.

true

Why is camping so fun? it's in tents!

true

Pirates and the alphabet how come pirates can't say the alphabet? they always get lost at c.

true

The best travel tip i ever received from a local

false

Gisele bündchen and tom brady reportedly building a home in brookline, massachusetts (video)

false

A policeman walks into a bar. the bar is now being charged for assaulting a police officer.

true

Let's not forget the people of color who helped pioneer marriage equality

false

I'll have a quickie. barista: sir, it's called an espresso.

true

Minimalist running: to shoe or not to shoe?

false

A dog limps into a bar. says, i'm lookin for the man who shot my paw.

true