CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Why don't blind people skydive? it scares the fuck out of the dog.	true
Why did the baker go to work? he kneaded the dough!	true
What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster? a wake-up call!	true
Some day, canada will take over the world. and then we'll all be sorry.	true
Rudy giuliani: trump is 'greatest victory for people of america since andrew jackson'	false
Car alarms should sound like two chicks in a fight. i'd look out the window for that.	true
Hey websites, i will always skip intro, so knock it off.	true
‘late show’ imagines donald trump adjusting to life after steve bannon	false
Tales of presidential transition woe, with the associated press	false
What do you call someone who's studied old norse literature and become an expert. well edda-cated.	true
This guy's instagram account is the definition of #thirdwheelgoals	false
Sen. cotton may think guantanamo and hell are different. my client does not.	false
What's a horse's favorite dance the neigh neigh	true
10 reality shows that embraced the adventure of the open road	false
Do deaf people have a right to a fair hearing?	true
What does a can of tuna say? premium flaked tuna best before dd/mm/yy	true
What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs? a condescending con descending.	true
Looks like putin will be having turkey for thanksgiving	true
What's the best thing about having sex with twenty-two year olds? there are twenty of them.	true
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? a-flat-minor	true
'suicide squad' made its bed with a key donald trump supporter	false
First caribou: what kind of math do owls like? second caribou: owlgebra.	true
Lgbtq community: it's more important to vote now than ever before	false
Iran arrests fashion models in social media crackdown	false
I'm not allowed at the gym anymore because i dropped my chili dog on the treadmill	true
Hilarious: 5 ways in which parents put us through tortures during our childhood!	true
Festivus 2016: here are some of the grievances we're airing this year	false
I don't drink water anymore, not after what it did to the grand canyon	true
Dreamers are our students and we must protect them	false
Picking the perfect disney resort for you (photos)	false
What do you call a puppy with a camera? a furtographer	true
I had to use my glasses when playing tennis. because its a no contact sport.	true
Q. what's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship? a. telling you his real name.	true
My productivity at work has gone down 43% since corporate bought me a swivel chair.	true
Joy management: how to have a great week	false
Nuart aberdeen 2017 already has locals saying 'haste ye back!'	false
What do you call a fear of alkaline? a ph-obia	true
5 tips so you can finally write your memoir	false
What does a woman trucker and a hockey team have in common? they both shower after 3 periods!	true
5 quick parenting tips to save your sanity	false
Everything you need to know about turkey (gifs)	false
Here is powerful proof that abusive words are literally weapons	false
Nypd sergeant in eric garner's death faces departmental charges	false
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? a milk dud!	true
Why do leprechauns laugh when they run? because the grass tickles their balls.	true
Tweeting with an egg avatar is like showing up to a job interview in a sweatsuit.	true
Pat benatar style evolution: from animal print leotards to black two-piece suits (photos)	false
Gop lawmaker pushes white house to aid allies in islamic state fight	false
Did you hear about the woman with guns for tits? she was pretty barrel-chested.	true
What does a tech geek say when they're taking a shit? clearing my cache.	true
Michigan tells gay couples their marriages basically 'never existed'	false
Americans don't really care about typhoon haiyan, study says	false
Mom says 2-year-old son’s death triggered her gambling addiction: ‘i blame myself for his death’	false
Fellas; there's no heterosexual way of taking a selfie.	true
The two secrets of life 1. don't tell everyone everything you know.	true
Paul ryan shrugs off donald trump's claim about the media downplaying terrorist attacks	false
What's the difference between jam and marmalade? you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.	true
How do dogs enjoy sex? they like it ruff.	true
uses public restroom *squats so long walks out with buns of steel	true
Why is a miscarriage like a shitty pizza? they're both cold upon delivery.	true
Everyone was dreaming of working for steve jobs except his pancreas	true
Why is it called a living room? don't we live in every room?	true
Almost every comedian you love is in this trailer	false
See emma watson's glorious 'harry potter' reunion with costars	false
Roses are red. violets are blue. if he's busy on valentine's day, the side chic is you.	true
What to wear to a wedding -- guest outfits for weddings	false
John oliver calls out the academy for hypocrisy after weinstein decision	false
Gop lawmaker on rob porter abuse allegations: 'why are we still talking about it?'	false
A man who took an airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case.	true
Why does felix baumgartner needs parachute.. when red bull gives you wings.	true
House sets up vote on flint funding in bid to avert government shutdown	false
Where do star wars rebel officers eat? the admiral snackbar.	true
In 2005, the gop apologized for exploiting racial polarization	false
Love your former self, even if she doesn't make it easy	false
Check out 100 years of drag kings and male impersonation in two minutes	false
Wife asked what was on the tv... i said dust. that's when the fight started.	true
Why did the skeleton's dick float? because he had a hollow weenie.	true
Gop lawmaker injured in congressional baseball shooting calls for greater security	false
How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing? let's just say he felt overall sadness.	true
Rihanna. sorry, i put the punch line in the tittle.	true
The lesson i learned from the gift of a pumpkin: how to find family fun on halloween	false
Why do penguins never go to england? because they're afraid of wales!	true
I'm very keen i could tell he was bald at the drop of a hat.	true
28 pieces from 2015 that should be required reading for women	false
Right-wing media politicize murder of nypd officer to attack black lives matter, hillary, and obama	false
Huffpost rise: what you need to know on june 8	false
Why are asymptomatic cardiology patients so trustworthy? because they can't tell afib	true
Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains? mountains peak.	true
Mark wahlberg jokes about will ferrell’s drinking at golden globes	false
I've never vaccinated any of my kids... i just pay the pediatrician to do it.	true
Cash dying as credit card payments predicted to grow in volume: report	false
Giving me a milkbone after sex does not make it doggy style	true
Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon? there was no atmosphere	true
Daddy, how do stars die? why do you ask, sun?	true
Nypd cop didn't use excessive force in fatal shooting, jury finds	false
Hell has free wifi but no outlets for phone chargers.	true
Where do cows like to live? st. moo-is.	true
You know how horny the romans were back then? for fuck's sake, they even nailed jesus!	true
I ordered some glue online but it hasn't arrived yet must have gotten stuck in the post.	true
Julep ta da! quick dry drops dries nail polish super fast	false

Why don't blind people skydive? it scares the fuck out of the dog.

true

Why did the baker go to work? he kneaded the dough!

true

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster? a wake-up call!

true

Some day, canada will take over the world. and then we'll all be sorry.

true

Rudy giuliani: trump is 'greatest victory for people of america since andrew jackson'

false

Car alarms should sound like two chicks in a fight. i'd look out the window for that.

true

Hey websites, i will always skip intro, so knock it off.

true

‘late show’ imagines donald trump adjusting to life after steve bannon

false

Tales of presidential transition woe, with the associated press

false

What do you call someone who's studied old norse literature and become an expert. well edda-cated.

true

This guy's instagram account is the definition of #thirdwheelgoals

false

Sen. cotton may think guantanamo and hell are different. my client does not.

false

What's a horse's favorite dance the neigh neigh

true

10 reality shows that embraced the adventure of the open road

false

Do deaf people have a right to a fair hearing?

true

What does a can of tuna say? premium flaked tuna best before dd/mm/yy

true

What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs? a condescending con descending.

true

Looks like putin will be having turkey for thanksgiving

true

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty-two year olds? there are twenty of them.

true

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? a-flat-minor

true

'suicide squad' made its bed with a key donald trump supporter

false

First caribou: what kind of math do owls like? second caribou: owlgebra.

true

Lgbtq community: it's more important to vote now than ever before

false

Iran arrests fashion models in social media crackdown

false

I'm not allowed at the gym anymore because i dropped my chili dog on the treadmill

true

Hilarious: 5 ways in which parents put us through tortures during our childhood!

true

Festivus 2016: here are some of the grievances we're airing this year

false

I don't drink water anymore, not after what it did to the grand canyon

true

Dreamers are our students and we must protect them

false

Picking the perfect disney resort for you (photos)

false

What do you call a puppy with a camera? a furtographer

true

I had to use my glasses when playing tennis. because its a no contact sport.

true

Q. what's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship? a. telling you his real name.

true

My productivity at work has gone down 43% since corporate bought me a swivel chair.

true

Joy management: how to have a great week

false

Nuart aberdeen 2017 already has locals saying 'haste ye back!'

false

What do you call a fear of alkaline? a ph-obia

true

5 tips so you can finally write your memoir

false

What does a woman trucker and a hockey team have in common? they both shower after 3 periods!

true

5 quick parenting tips to save your sanity

false

Everything you need to know about turkey (gifs)

false

Here is powerful proof that abusive words are literally weapons

false

Nypd sergeant in eric garner's death faces departmental charges

false

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? a milk dud!

true

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run? because the grass tickles their balls.

true

Tweeting with an egg avatar is like showing up to a job interview in a sweatsuit.

true

Pat benatar style evolution: from animal print leotards to black two-piece suits (photos)

false

Gop lawmaker pushes white house to aid allies in islamic state fight

false

Did you hear about the woman with guns for tits? she was pretty barrel-chested.

true

What does a tech geek say when they're taking a shit? clearing my cache.

true

Michigan tells gay couples their marriages basically 'never existed'

false

Americans don't really care about typhoon haiyan, study says

false

Mom says 2-year-old son’s death triggered her gambling addiction: ‘i blame myself for his death’

false

Fellas; there's no heterosexual way of taking a selfie.

true

The two secrets of life 1. don't tell everyone everything you know.

true

Paul ryan shrugs off donald trump's claim about the media downplaying terrorist attacks

false

What's the difference between jam and marmalade? you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

true

How do dogs enjoy sex? they like it ruff.

true

*uses public restroom **squats so long walks out with buns of steel

true

Why is a miscarriage like a shitty pizza? they're both cold upon delivery.

true

Everyone was dreaming of working for steve jobs except his pancreas

true

Why is it called a living room? don't we live in every room?

true

Almost every comedian you love is in this trailer

false

See emma watson's glorious 'harry potter' reunion with costars

false

Roses are red. violets are blue. if he's busy on valentine's day, the side chic is you.

true

What to wear to a wedding -- guest outfits for weddings

false

John oliver calls out the academy for hypocrisy after weinstein decision

false

Gop lawmaker on rob porter abuse allegations: 'why are we still talking about it?'

false

A man who took an airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case.

true

Why does felix baumgartner needs parachute.. when red bull gives you wings.

true

House sets up vote on flint funding in bid to avert government shutdown

false

Where do star wars rebel officers eat? the admiral snackbar.

true

In 2005, the gop apologized for exploiting racial polarization

false

Love your former self, even if she doesn't make it easy

false

Check out 100 years of drag kings and male impersonation in two minutes

false

Wife asked what was on the tv... i said dust. that's when the fight started.

true

Why did the skeleton's dick float? because he had a hollow weenie.

true

Gop lawmaker injured in congressional baseball shooting calls for greater security

false

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing? let's just say he felt overall sadness.

true

Rihanna. sorry, i put the punch line in the tittle.

true

The lesson i learned from the gift of a pumpkin: how to find family fun on halloween

false

Why do penguins never go to england? because they're afraid of wales!

true

I'm very keen i could tell he was bald at the drop of a hat.

true

28 pieces from 2015 that should be required reading for women

false

Right-wing media politicize murder of nypd officer to attack black lives matter, hillary, and obama

false

Huffpost rise: what you need to know on june 8

false

Why are asymptomatic cardiology patients so trustworthy? because they can't tell afib

true

Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains? mountains peak.

true

Mark wahlberg jokes about will ferrell’s drinking at golden globes

false

I've never vaccinated any of my kids... i just pay the pediatrician to do it.

true

Cash dying as credit card payments predicted to grow in volume: report

false

Giving me a milkbone after sex does not make it doggy style

true

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon? there was no atmosphere

true

Daddy, how do stars die? why do you ask, sun?

true

Nypd cop didn't use excessive force in fatal shooting, jury finds

false

Hell has free wifi but no outlets for phone chargers.

true

Where do cows like to live? st. moo-is.

true

You know how horny the romans were back then? for fuck's sake, they even nailed jesus!

true

I ordered some glue online but it hasn't arrived yet must have gotten stuck in the post.

true

Julep ta da! quick dry drops dries nail polish super fast

false