CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Drake's grammys nominations for best rap song, best rap album take focus off canceled performance	false
I'm so sick of gravity! it's really brining me down.	true
What do africans eat for lunch? ebola soup	true
Radiohead concert stage collapse: toronto downsview park incident kills at least 1	false
Veteran gop spokesman sean spicer named white house press secretary	false
Jokes what did the lion say to the bee	true
What's a capitalist's favourite dessert? profiteroles. bad, i know.	true
Oh panic attacks,i thought you said pancake attacks because i have those all the time.	true
I don't trust a taxi cab that has more than two air fresheners.	true
Mount marathon race tempered after runner michael lemaitre's disappearance	false
Women are like parking spots. the good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped.	true
What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake? shortcake!	true
Knew a dude who back flipped and cartwheeled while beating his wife. i guess he was a misogymnast.	true
'homeland' fans take out full-page ad to protest character's death	false
Suspect package forces evacuation of manchester united soccer stadium	false
See what happens when caitlyn jenner meets hillary clinton	false
How to eat vegan even in a one-stoplight town	false
Matthew dempsey, psychotherapist, shares video about gay 'shame and vulnerability'	false
Spring break spots for the modern man (photos)	false
Yesterday i took laxatives and laughing gas at the same time for shits and giggles.	true
You'll never unlearn how much bacteria lives on gym equipment	false
Why is french body armour so cheap? they only need it for their back	true
The warren vs roberts courts: separate and unequal views on marriage equality	false
‘skeptic on a stick’ is seth meyers' perfect holiday toy for atheists	false
girl rests her head on my shoulder -are you flexing? -no	true
Coworker: i never would've guessed you're in your 30's. you look so young. me: i'm old at heart.	true
How do you drown a hipster? throw them in the mainstream	true
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.	true
Step off the direct path, service something larger than yourself	false
Saying a prayer for all the turkeys tomorrow. also the single people with concerned relatives.	true
I have a splitting headache today. voldemort must be back from the dead and attempting to kill me.	true
What's a horses' favorite hip-hop dance? the neigh-neigh.	true
I heard reese's is doing a monkey shaped chocolate bar now.. it's called a reese's macaque.	true
102-year-old delegate describes what a woman president would mean to her	false
I dumped my boyfriend with a lazy eye. turns out he was seeing chicks on the side.	true
Istanbul bombers were russian, uzbek, kyrgyz nationals, turkish official says	false
Kentucky judge who refused to hear gay adoption cases resigns	false
I tried to start a conversation with a mute native american but he didn't know how.	true
Dogs and cats love baths in this video mashup	false
Pluto i got good news! you are still not a planet but you are a star now kid!	true
New tourism initiative brings another face to the holy land	false
Knock knock who's there? do you ya do you ya who? no, it's 2014 i use google	true
I was going to go check out r/twox..... but it's just a bunch of pussies there	true
Confuse your coworkers today by telling them you're going to the restroom to do a number 3	true
Did jesus ever get drunk? i dunno either, but i heard he got hammered once.	true
Seahawks fans seek roar record as experts warn of health risks	false
Trump supporters invite black lives matter on stage in a rare moment of unity	false
F,dt i am. - yoda texting a girl that he's dtf	true
What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies? an ambulance.	true
Living together before marriage: why i won't live with a guy unless he puts a ring on it	false
What is it called when a blind deaf man commits murder? senseless slaughter...	true
My girlfriend took me bra shopping it was an uplifting experience	true
I lost my mood ring last night... i don't know how i feel about this.	true
Why daughter says she is 'furious' at her father over social media message	false
This food waste activist finally got a closed-door meeting with walmart	false
My friend bought a stone mirror. it reflects poorly on him.	true
No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation.	true
Me: no! him: what? i haven't even said anything me: oh, you looked like you were about to	true
5 types of annoying people to avoid at all costs	false
A dozen democrats want to help banks hide racial discrimination in mortgages	false
I never wore earplugs to concerts when i was in high school and i turned out fine!	true
Senate resolution celebrating second founding is just the beginning	false
Where do literal dogs live? on the roof.	true
Your favorite museums are sharing their deep, dark secrets on twitter	false
A friend is in jail and i can't help feeling partially responsible because i framed him for murder.	true
What are mario's overalls made out of denim denim denim	true
My baby cousin is completely spoiled... ten minutes is way too long to microwave a baby.	true
If you look long enough and hard enough you could make a lot of money doing porn.	true
My secret ingredient is letting somebody else cook.	true
When you fall, i'll always be there for you. sincerely, the floor.	true
9 unusual ways to cook without an oven	false
10 indoor water features that you'll actually want in your home (photos)	false
This is the moment obama found out about the supreme court's health care ruling	false
What did the lesbian vampires say to each other? seeya next month!	true
Hot single senior citizens in your area need air conditioning.	true
Government shutdown suddenly looming as lawmakers have trouble making a deal	false
Humans don’t want a robot that is too perfect	false
What's the difference between jelly and jam? i've never gotten stuck in a traffic jelly!	true
The 'race to the bottom' has only one runner	false
Where did the memes make their last stand? the aylmao.	true
Frequently asked questions is the most cheerfully passive-aggressive page of any website.	true
Aunt v, the world's oldest person, dies in jamaica at 117	false
What do you call a dissection performed by drunks? an autipsy.	true
What did the one suicide bomber say to the other.... baby you're a firework.	true
Do hedge funds care? yes, they really do!	false
How do you stop caitlyn jenner from jumping on your bed staple his ballbag to the ceiling. lol	true
What's special about twin fruit molesters? they always cum in pears.	true
6 reasons why we love to be wrong	false
What do you call a masterbating cow? a beef stroganoff	true
How do you kill 10 flies with one hit? you punch african kid in the face.	true
Mike pence delays egypt, israel trip due to tax vote	false
What is the difference between being hungry and horny? what she means by eat out.	true
Puerto ricans fleeing devastated island may permanently alter florida's electoral landscape	false
From chipotle to burger king: the wildest fast-food secret menu items	false
Love is a two way street but you have to be careful because women can't drive.	true
I just make stuff up as i go. i call it jazz parenting.	true
Is your refrigerator running? because if so i'll probably vote for it.	true
Watson: holmes, why are you wrapped in a thin aluminium sheet? holmes: dammit, foiled again!	true
Helen keller, what color is this dress? arggglllaghhhhgaaaaa	true
How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car? take the domino's pizza sign off the roof	true

Drake's grammys nominations for best rap song, best rap album take focus off canceled performance

false

I'm so sick of gravity! it's really brining me down.

true

What do africans eat for lunch? ebola soup

true

Radiohead concert stage collapse: toronto downsview park incident kills at least 1

false

Veteran gop spokesman sean spicer named white house press secretary

false

Jokes what did the lion say to the bee

true

What's a capitalist's favourite dessert? profiteroles. bad, i know.

true

Oh panic attacks,i thought you said pancake attacks because i have those all the time.

true

I don't trust a taxi cab that has more than two air fresheners.

true

Mount marathon race tempered after runner michael lemaitre's disappearance

false

Women are like parking spots. the good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped.

true

What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake? shortcake!

true

Knew a dude who back flipped and cartwheeled while beating his wife. i guess he was a misogymnast.

true

'homeland' fans take out full-page ad to protest character's death

false

Suspect package forces evacuation of manchester united soccer stadium

false

See what happens when caitlyn jenner meets hillary clinton

false

How to eat vegan even in a one-stoplight town

false

Matthew dempsey, psychotherapist, shares video about gay 'shame and vulnerability'

false

Spring break spots for the modern man (photos)

false

Yesterday i took laxatives and laughing gas at the same time for shits and giggles.

true

You'll never unlearn how much bacteria lives on gym equipment

false

Why is french body armour so cheap? they only need it for their back

true

The warren vs roberts courts: separate and unequal views on marriage equality

false

‘skeptic on a stick’ is seth meyers' perfect holiday toy for atheists

false

*girl rests her head on my shoulder* -are you flexing? -no

true

Coworker: i never would've guessed you're in your 30's. you look so young. me: i'm old at heart.

true

How do you drown a hipster? throw them in the mainstream

true

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

true

Step off the direct path, service something larger than yourself

false

Saying a prayer for all the turkeys tomorrow. also the single people with concerned relatives.

true

I have a splitting headache today. voldemort must be back from the dead and attempting to kill me.

true

What's a horses' favorite hip-hop dance? the neigh-neigh.

true

I heard reese's is doing a monkey shaped chocolate bar now.. it's called a reese's macaque.

true

102-year-old delegate describes what a woman president would mean to her

false

I dumped my boyfriend with a lazy eye. turns out he was seeing chicks on the side.

true

Istanbul bombers were russian, uzbek, kyrgyz nationals, turkish official says

false

Kentucky judge who refused to hear gay adoption cases resigns

false

I tried to start a conversation with a mute native american but he didn't know how.

true

Dogs and cats love baths in this video mashup

false

Pluto i got good news! you are still not a planet but you are a star now kid!

true

New tourism initiative brings another face to the holy land

false

Knock knock who's there? do you ya do you ya who? no, it's 2014 i use google

true

I was going to go check out r/twox..... but it's just a bunch of pussies there

true

Confuse your coworkers today by telling them you're going to the restroom to do a number 3

true

Did jesus ever get drunk? i dunno either, but i heard he got hammered once.

true

Seahawks fans seek roar record as experts warn of health risks

false

Trump supporters invite black lives matter on stage in a rare moment of unity

false

F,dt i am. - yoda texting a girl that he's dtf

true

What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies? an ambulance.

true

Living together before marriage: why i won't live with a guy unless he puts a ring on it

false

What is it called when a blind deaf man commits murder? senseless slaughter...

true

My girlfriend took me bra shopping it was an uplifting experience

true

I lost my mood ring last night... i don't know how i feel about this.

true

Why daughter says she is 'furious' at her father over social media message

false

This food waste activist finally got a closed-door meeting with walmart

false

My friend bought a stone mirror. it reflects poorly on him.

true

No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation.

true

Me: no! him: what? i haven't even said anything me: oh, you looked like you were about to

true

5 types of annoying people to avoid at all costs

false

A dozen democrats want to help banks hide racial discrimination in mortgages

false

I never wore earplugs to concerts when i was in high school and i turned out fine!

true

Senate resolution celebrating second founding is just the beginning

false

Where do literal dogs live? on the roof.

true

Your favorite museums are sharing their deep, dark secrets on twitter

false

A friend is in jail and i can't help feeling partially responsible because i framed him for murder.

true

What are mario's overalls made out of denim denim denim

true

My baby cousin is completely spoiled... ten minutes is way too long to microwave a baby.

true

If you look long enough and hard enough you could make a lot of money doing porn.

true

My secret ingredient is letting somebody else cook.

true

When you fall, i'll always be there for you. sincerely, the floor.

true

9 unusual ways to cook without an oven

false

10 indoor water features that you'll actually want in your home (photos)

false

This is the moment obama found out about the supreme court's health care ruling

false

What did the lesbian vampires say to each other? seeya next month!

true

Hot single senior citizens in your area need air conditioning.

true

Government shutdown suddenly looming as lawmakers have trouble making a deal

false

Humans don’t want a robot that is too perfect

false

What's the difference between jelly and jam? i've never gotten stuck in a traffic jelly!

true

The 'race to the bottom' has only one runner

false

Where did the memes make their last stand? the aylmao.

true

Frequently asked questions is the most cheerfully passive-aggressive page of any website.

true

Aunt v, the world's oldest person, dies in jamaica at 117

false

What do you call a dissection performed by drunks? an autipsy.

true

What did the one suicide bomber say to the other.... baby you're a firework.

true

Do hedge funds care? yes, they really do!

false

How do you stop caitlyn jenner from jumping on your bed staple his ballbag to the ceiling. lol

true

What's special about twin fruit molesters? they always cum in pears.

true

6 reasons why we love to be wrong

false

What do you call a masterbating cow? a beef stroganoff

true

How do you kill 10 flies with one hit? you punch african kid in the face.

true

Mike pence delays egypt, israel trip due to tax vote

false

What is the difference between being hungry and horny? what she means by eat out.

true

Puerto ricans fleeing devastated island may permanently alter florida's electoral landscape

false

From chipotle to burger king: the wildest fast-food secret menu items

false

Love is a two way street but you have to be careful because women can't drive.

true

I just make stuff up as i go. i call it jazz parenting.

true

Is your refrigerator running? because if so i'll probably vote for it.

true

Watson: holmes, why are you wrapped in a thin aluminium sheet? holmes: dammit, foiled again!

true

Helen keller, what color is this dress? arggglllaghhhhgaaaaa

true

How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car? take the domino's pizza sign off the roof

true