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Whats the difference between a feminist and a jihad? one actually fights for change | true |
What's the difference between turkey and duck? duck doesn't deny the armenian genocide. | true |
The u.s. women's hockey team had boycotted for fair pay. now they're world champs | false |
Why did the black guy cross the road? he wanted some chicken! | true |
Donald trump's message to nfl players: shut up and play | false |
Ed sheeran just casually revealed when taylor swift will release new music | false |
Why do seagulls live by the sea? because if they live by the bay, they would be bagels! | true |
Why was the lizard upset with her husband? because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... okay bye now | true |
Why should you never high-five a roman? they might give you hi-v back! | true |
Setting someone on fire is a very heartwarming gesture. | true |
Michelle williams does not have time to be a cool mom in this 'manchester by the sea' clip | false |
5 brides reveal their biggest wedding day regrets | false |
Teach a kid functional programming and you feed her for a lifetime | false |
I just fell down the stairs holding a guitar and accidentally wrote a one direction song. | true |
10 destinations on the rise, according to tripadvisor | false |
How do you know an african has used your computer? out of nowhere, it has a virus. | true |
I don't get it. rock beats scissors but no one says shit about running with them. | true |
How to make gooey decadent krispie treat fudge | false |
Britain left the european union.... some think that the country will eurupt | true |
Some people walk the walk and some people talk the talk. i drink the drink. | true |
What do physics majors do when they hit the club? they torque it.. | true |
Yo mama so old i told her to act her own age and she died. | true |
Turns out buying that meth lab on craigslist was illegal | true |
If you were 8 yrs old when red red wine was released ub40 now | true |
How many men does it take to get an amish woman pregnant? two men a nite. | true |
Cat and bobcat face off for control of suburban feline kingdom | false |
Huffpost hill - helicopters are people, my friends | false |
Reverse mortgages: boomers increasingly rely on risky loans | false |
What did luke say at han and leia's wedding? may divorce be with you | true |
Shout 'dilly dilly' at the masters and you'll be thrown out on your can | false |
The future of the democratic party will be decided by the supreme court | false |
Remember when disney used to produce cartoons, not teen sluts? | true |
Cheer up you won't be single forever. one day you'll die | true |
I wished i loved anything as much as white people love saying gracias at mexican restaurants. | true |
Marc by marc jacobs' spring 2014 makeup is all about electric blue eyeshadow (video, photo) | false |
Forgot my phone when i went to the bathroom... ...made it impossible to shit post. | true |
Three countries issue travel warnings about visiting the u.s. | false |
What do you call a muslim on a plane? a passenger ... you racist bastard. | true |
Police have been playing pokemon go for many years. gotta catch jamal | true |
What do you do with unruly shapes? you put them in prism | true |
Judge halts deportation of iraqis detained in u.s. immigration sweeps | false |
I entered a laziness competition and placed first. i got atrophy. | true |
Epipen price hikes reportedly added millions to pentagon costs | false |
Are we in the emerald city, dr. oz? | false |
How do you kill bread? bake it for a little while, and it will be toast. | true |
Nugtella, weed nutella by organicares medical dispensary is real (photo) | false |
Because you can't hang up in person. duct tape, | true |
My favorite way to respond to a knock-knock joke person: knock knock me: come in person: ... | true |
You know what really turns on a nerd? unprotected wifi | true |
How can you tell when your girlfriend is too fat? she fits into your wife's clothes. | true |
Tv news snow bloopers almost make us wish for more bad weather | false |
Conscious uncoupling starts with unconscious coupling (and i don't mean drunken hook-ups) | false |
14 days of summer, a meditation: day 12 | false |
The art of healing with art & medicine: dr. iva fattorini | false |
Gravity makes a terrible friend. it's always holding you down. | true |
First nighter: don carlo at the met is grand opera, soldier x marches well at here | false |
The toilet of the future is.. a folding one? (video) | false |
We can land a rover on freakin mars but still no single-button to push for the _()_/ emoji | true |
What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member? mad props... | true |
There are three kinds of people those who can count and those who can't | true |
Food rescue group donates uneaten airline meals to charity | false |
Watch katy perry and kacey musgraves duet 'follow your arrow' | false |
Lisa kudrow, craig robinson and wyatt russell answer your wedding etiquette questions | false |
Now that the olympics are over, what is next for brazil? | false |
Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts? he couldn't stand all the racket! | true |
The deadliest form of tuberculosis is snowballing in countries that are already hard hit | false |
What the stylelist staff bought this weekend: may 26th-28th (photos) | false |
Veteran to donald trump: this is 'not the america i sacrificed for' | false |
He's no progressive, but robert mueller’s probe is key to exposing trump’s abuse of power | false |
Can't wait to start my new years resolution in 2018! | true |
Jesus didn't know how to close a door. he was born in a barn. | true |
What do you call a fashionable japanese warrior? glamurai | true |
My little brother dropped this on me; what do mexicans say when they're cold? brrrrrrrriba! | true |
Why does the farmer hate his job? because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting. | true |
Senate bill would dramatically alter u.s. addiction treatment | false |
Tsa agents find bottle in bag, miss antique knife at jfk airport | false |
Without wifi, life would end (aka teen internet addiction) | false |
Republicans are going to leave the country and set themselves on fire due to scotus | false |
Prince william attends winter whites gala as kate middleton recovers (photos) | false |
Why didn't the romans find algebra very challenging? because x was always 10 | true |
How to clean a wooden cutting board with salt | false |
Why didn't the mason jar need a paternity test? because the resemblance was uncanny. | true |
Holy crap....um guys?! - the first caterpillar to wake up out of a cocoon | true |
Here's how donald trump's travel ban affects you | false |
Possessio is nine tenths of the word. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ej8ealf382c) | true |
What do you call a witch who drives really badly? a road hag. | true |
Naked passenger allegedly challenges captain to fight, gets shocked with stun gun instead (video) | false |
How do you make a hormone? you don't pay her | true |
So, it seems the shooting scare at jfk was just usain bolt fans going wild | false |
8 tiny homes with adorable tiny porches (photos) | false |
Did you hear the joke about the deaf idiot? neither did he. | true |
Why did the feminist refuse a back rub? too massagynistic | true |
Probably the worst thing you can do to a person is leave them a voicemail. | true |
The best things in life are free. jk, they're carbs. | true |
Lily-rose depp gets her first cover, appearing on love magazine | false |
What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ? radio waves ! | true |
Hollywood hasn't remade spiderman in a couple weeks. i hope they're okay. | true |
Most americans think hillary clinton is as relatable as other 2016 contenders | false |
Teach your college student to use credit wisely | false |
We burried my grandmother last week... so she's probably dead by now. | true |
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