CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Coworker: are those chinos? me: no. these are my pants. coworker... me: who steals pants?	true
Q. how can you tell if a man is happy? a. who cares?	true
Tweed and herringbone aren't just for the equestrian set (photos)	false
Extra virgin olive oil is just olive oil who got dating advice from me.	true
Pop star comes out, causes outrage by having sex with priest in nsfw video	false
Colin kaepernick receives amnesty international's highest honor for activism	false
9 tricked-out dog parks that will make your pup go wild	false
What's the object of a jewish football game? to get the quarter back!	true
What's an std's favorite kind of pizza? heperoni	true
People aren't really appreciating just how bad trump's campaign has been	false
A ranking of 12 meryl streep award show reaction gifs	false
Nearly a third of workers have less than $1,000 in savings	false
'snl': 19th century critic jebidiah atkinson returns to take on christmas	false
Trump appears to brag about using data mining firm roiled in scandal	false
These two women just got the power to visit any #tbt in history	false
What does a muslim magician say before his trick? araba-cadabra	true
California moves to extend health insurance to undocumented immigrants	false
More than 900 post-hurricane deaths in puerto rico won't be physically examined	false
Jimmy fallon perfectly sums up the 'people you may know' facebook feature	false
Wedding planning: 6 crucial questions to ask a wedding planner	false
He's going to change just for you? wow, you must be a very special kind of stupid	true
Ya know...if heat rises.. heaven just might be hotter than hell.	true
Two cryptographers walk into a bar no one knows what they are talking about.	true
I threw away my vacuumer today it was just collecting dust..	true
Fun new prank: walk into a busy restaurant and call out the name of a rare pokemon.	true
Dave rubin: coming out as gay was my 'defining moment'	false
There are 10 types of people in the world those that can count and those that can't	true
I got off at the wrong bus stop. she was so hot i didn't even see the policeman.	true
11 million americans spend half their income on steam ... in june.	true
What did the grape say when it got trodden on? nothing, it just let out a little whine.	true
Fix your form: how to do the perfect seated fly	false
Clothes that do double duty: 6 surprising style tips (photos)	false
Pink floyd's david gilmour reprised 'wish you were here' live	false
I met a girl with 12 nipples today... sounds fun. dozen tit?	true
3 secrets for job search success in midlife	false
Why don't mexicans play bridge? because they're afraid of the trump card.	true
What is the difference between a turkey and my wife? i stuff the turkey before eating it.	true
What do you call a dinosaur that sleeps around a lot? a carniv-whore.	true
Go sports! -how i cheer for all sports	true
All restaurants are drive-thru if you drive hard enough	true
Will you be a techno-parent or a banished sage?	false
Secret service arrested latest white house fence jumper 3 times in a week	false
How to be nicer, healthier and more focused in 15 minutes	false
Netflix just announced the premiere dates for all your faves	false
What is the dirtiest day of the week? saturday	true
Hospital launches 'aggressive' investigation after espn obtains jason pierre-paul’s medical files	false
Kevin mccarthy does damage control on benghazi comments	false
Kate hudson rocks cheeky pink fringe bikini for vegas girls trip	false
Pope francis implores trump to respect 'status quo' on jerusalem	false
6 things you can do to not bankrupt your wedding guests	false
corrects your grammar incorrectly, winks at your date	true
Which travel credit cards have the best rewards?	false
Ted cruz backers seek to control convention platform	false
Russian 'gay propaganda' law investigation by olympic committee sought by activists	false
Did some stand up at a bird sanctuary... they were eating out of the palm of my hands.	true
Lady gaga delivers tearful plea to lgbtq community at orlando vigil	false
I suspect elmer fudd is an r/jokes mod, and i have evidence	true
What would martin luther king -- a radical, not a saint -- be marching for today?	false
A nutritionist wants us to examine a sandwich. so lettuce...	true
This robotic couch takes laziness to a whole new level	false
Reading your dreams: brain wave activity reveals dream imagery	false
Donald trump questions hillary clinton's 'mental and physical stamina'	false
Mary had a little lamb.. and then she had a very large kebab.	true
Cancer is now the number one killer in 22 states	false
Asian-american, black activists rally together for immigrants in their communities	false
Why do elephants have flat feet? from jumpin' outta palm trees, duh	true
3 days in nashville: how to eat, drink and dance through the heart of country music	false
I'm sick of everyone one reddit corecting my spelling.	true
The rich who aren't quite rich enough for the 2016 campaigns	false
From almond biscotti to crack nuts: 16 easy recipes for nut lovers	false
Gay weddings: is it ok to have a 'traditional' wedding?	false
If clouds became sentient... they would take over the world.	true
Women collaborate to achieve success: an interview with jen mann	false
Sometimes you have to forget what you want & remember what you deserve.	true
What is the most awkward name a gay person can have? christian	true
The most awkward part of meeting new people is when my kids say, please help us.	true
Stormy daniels and her lawyer have team trump right where they want them	false
Tracy morgan tells david letterman he solved the fiscal cliff crisis (video)	false
Harissa recipes for when you need a new kind of heat	false
When i was 20 i took a vow of celibacy... my wife however called them wedding vows	true
'daddy's little ghoul': new york daily news rips ivanka trump over embassy opening	false
Here's a good one the 2016 political race.	true
Did you hear about mike tyson's opinion on ears? he had some biting commentary on the matter.	true
America is converting to metric units... inch by inch.	true
Yikes: game-playing chimps have it all over humans	false
No i don't hate my boss. it's just that i wish his toilet paper was sand paper.	true
How many kids with a.d.d does it take to screw in a lightbulb? wanna go ride bikes??	true
Ferguson congressman has 'no confidence' in local cops	false
If there's one thing i like better than paying bills, it's anything else.	true
Here’s how a guy can stroll into a las vegas hotel with an arsenal	false
Ex-offenders can be permanently stripped of their right to vote, iowa supreme court rules	false
What do pink floyd fans and nascar driver kyle larson have in common? they both love the wall	true
International effort underway to rescue 10 migrant boats	false
I spend so much time alone i may as well just be ugly.	true
Beyonce vogue cover coming in march 2013, rumor has it	false
You prefer white wine over red? for god's sake, try and see the world with some claret-y	true
Yesterday i thought i was in the amazon river turns out i was in denial	true
Federal judge temporarily blocks donald trump's travel ban	false
Pope expected to champion cause of immigrants during u.s. visit	false
Princess felipa, bavarian princess, weds christian dienst in germany (photos)	false

Coworker: are those chinos? me: no. these are my pants. coworker... me: who steals pants?

true

Q. how can you tell if a man is happy? a. who cares?

true

Tweed and herringbone aren't just for the equestrian set (photos)

false

Extra virgin olive oil is just olive oil who got dating advice from me.

true

Pop star comes out, causes outrage by having sex with priest in nsfw video

false

Colin kaepernick receives amnesty international's highest honor for activism

false

9 tricked-out dog parks that will make your pup go wild

false

What's the object of a jewish football game? to get the quarter back!

true

What's an std's favorite kind of pizza? heperoni

true

People aren't really appreciating just how bad trump's campaign has been

false

A ranking of 12 meryl streep award show reaction gifs

false

Nearly a third of workers have less than $1,000 in savings

false

'snl': 19th century critic jebidiah atkinson returns to take on christmas

false

Trump appears to brag about using data mining firm roiled in scandal

false

These two women just got the power to visit any #tbt in history

false

What does a muslim magician say before his trick? araba-cadabra

true

California moves to extend health insurance to undocumented immigrants

false

More than 900 post-hurricane deaths in puerto rico won't be physically examined

false

Jimmy fallon perfectly sums up the 'people you may know' facebook feature

false

Wedding planning: 6 crucial questions to ask a wedding planner

false

He's going to change just for you? wow, you must be a very special kind of stupid

true

Ya know...if heat rises.. heaven just might be hotter than hell.

true

Two cryptographers walk into a bar no one knows what they are talking about.

true

I threw away my vacuumer today it was just collecting dust..

true

Fun new prank: walk into a busy restaurant and call out the name of a rare pokemon.

true

Dave rubin: coming out as gay was my 'defining moment'

false

There are 10 types of people in the world those that can count and those that can't

true

I got off at the wrong bus stop. she was so hot i didn't even see the policeman.

true

11 million americans spend half their income on steam ... in june.

true

What did the grape say when it got trodden on? nothing, it just let out a little whine.

true

Fix your form: how to do the perfect seated fly

false

Clothes that do double duty: 6 surprising style tips (photos)

false

Pink floyd's david gilmour reprised 'wish you were here' live

false

I met a girl with 12 nipples today... sounds fun. dozen tit?

true

3 secrets for job search success in midlife

false

Why don't mexicans play bridge? because they're afraid of the trump card.

true

What is the difference between a turkey and my wife? i stuff the turkey before eating it.

true

What do you call a dinosaur that sleeps around a lot? a carniv-whore.

true

Go sports! -how i cheer for all sports

true

All restaurants are drive-thru if you drive hard enough

true

Will you be a techno-parent or a banished sage?

false

Secret service arrested latest white house fence jumper 3 times in a week

false

How to be nicer, healthier and more focused in 15 minutes

false

Netflix just announced the premiere dates for all your faves

false

What is the dirtiest day of the week? saturday

true

Hospital launches 'aggressive' investigation after espn obtains jason pierre-paul’s medical files

false

Kevin mccarthy does damage control on benghazi comments

false

Kate hudson rocks cheeky pink fringe bikini for vegas girls trip

false

Pope francis implores trump to respect 'status quo' on jerusalem

false

6 things you can do to not bankrupt your wedding guests

false

*corrects your grammar incorrectly, winks at your date*

true

Which travel credit cards have the best rewards?

false

Ted cruz backers seek to control convention platform

false

Russian 'gay propaganda' law investigation by olympic committee sought by activists

false

Did some stand up at a bird sanctuary... they were eating out of the palm of my hands.

true

Lady gaga delivers tearful plea to lgbtq community at orlando vigil

false

I suspect elmer fudd is an r/jokes mod, and i have evidence

true

What would martin luther king -- a radical, not a saint -- be marching for today?

false

A nutritionist wants us to examine a sandwich. so lettuce...

true

This robotic couch takes laziness to a whole new level

false

Reading your dreams: brain wave activity reveals dream imagery

false

Donald trump questions hillary clinton's 'mental and physical stamina'

false

Mary had a little lamb.. and then she had a very large kebab.

true

Cancer is now the number one killer in 22 states

false

Asian-american, black activists rally together for immigrants in their communities

false

Why do elephants have flat feet? from jumpin' outta palm trees, duh

true

3 days in nashville: how to eat, drink and dance through the heart of country music

false

I'm sick of everyone one reddit corecting my spelling.

true

The rich who aren't quite rich enough for the 2016 campaigns

false

From almond biscotti to crack nuts: 16 easy recipes for nut lovers

false

Gay weddings: is it ok to have a 'traditional' wedding?

false

If clouds became sentient... they would take over the world.

true

Women collaborate to achieve success: an interview with jen mann

false

Sometimes you have to forget what you want & remember what you deserve.

true

What is the most awkward name a gay person can have? christian

true

The most awkward part of meeting new people is when my kids say, please help us.

true

Stormy daniels and her lawyer have team trump right where they want them

false

Tracy morgan tells david letterman he solved the fiscal cliff crisis (video)

false

Harissa recipes for when you need a new kind of heat

false

When i was 20 i took a vow of celibacy... my wife however called them wedding vows

true

'daddy's little ghoul': new york daily news rips ivanka trump over embassy opening

false

Here's a good one the 2016 political race.

true

Did you hear about mike tyson's opinion on ears? he had some biting commentary on the matter.

true

America is converting to metric units... inch by inch.

true

Yikes: game-playing chimps have it all over humans

false

No i don't hate my boss. it's just that i wish his toilet paper was sand paper.

true

How many kids with a.d.d does it take to screw in a lightbulb? wanna go ride bikes??

true

Ferguson congressman has 'no confidence' in local cops

false

If there's one thing i like better than paying bills, it's anything else.

true

Here’s how a guy can stroll into a las vegas hotel with an arsenal

false

Ex-offenders can be permanently stripped of their right to vote, iowa supreme court rules

false

What do pink floyd fans and nascar driver kyle larson have in common? they both love the wall

true

International effort underway to rescue 10 migrant boats

false

I spend so much time alone i may as well just be ugly.

true

Beyonce vogue cover coming in march 2013, rumor has it

false

You prefer white wine over red? for god's sake, try and see the world with some claret-y

true

Yesterday i thought i was in the amazon river turns out i was in denial

true

Federal judge temporarily blocks donald trump's travel ban

false

Pope expected to champion cause of immigrants during u.s. visit

false

Princess felipa, bavarian princess, weds christian dienst in germany (photos)

false