CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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The department of unfinished statistics concluded... ... that 7 out of 10.	true
Young voters couldn't hate donald trump much more than they already do	false
Somebody told me this really good joke the other day. you shoulda been there, it was hilarious.	true
Shonda rhimes tops the root 100 list of top influencers	false
What do you call an aborted baby spawn kill	true
I just recently became a vegetarian. i quit meat cold tofu.	true
How do you calm down a grammar nazi? there they're their...	true
50 shades of shame-worthy behaviors beyond airline passengers	false
When do e-mails stop being in black and white? when they are read.	true
Q: what did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level? a: pencil-in.	true
Pro-trump super pac mistakenly publishes private donor information	false
Lice invade espn makeup and hair studios, deadspin reports	false
What do you do when your penis starts acting up? beat the fuck out of it!	true
You wanna hear the best joke of the year? your belt size.	true
You've got to hand it to short people. because sometimes they can't reach.	true
Man has adorable conversation with dozens of baby goats	false
Elizabeth olsen has a style all her own (photo)	false
What did steve harvey say after announcing miss universe 2015 it was just a prank bro	true
What happens when a pizzaman does an ama on reddit? op delivers.	true
Catholic couple embraces 'who am i to judge'	false
Michigan two-point conversion fails late in loss to ohio state (video/gif/poll)	false
Why you need to brag more and 3 ways to do it	false
Obama: the presidency would give trump more power to carry out his 'twisted notions'	false
Zolpidem, also known as ambien, linked with sharp increase in er visits, study finds	false
What do cows do when they're introduced? they give each other a milk shake!	true
Why is sex like signing-on? both involve a log-in.	true
Russian jets in 'unsafe' encounters with destroyer: u.s. official	false
What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ? a car-toonist !	true
My laziness is like the number 8. once it lies down, it becomes infinite.	true
If gay marriage is wrong, then why did we have four fathers?	true
Matt damon nails impression of bill clinton, raises water awareness while he's at it	false
Louis c.k. sends out epic email annihilating donald trump's candidacy	false
Never confuse a colostomy bag with a whoopie cushion. totally ruined grandpa's 90th birthday.	true
I tried to make this post all about why finland does actually exist... ...but i couldn't finnish.	true
Why are mean people mean? 6 lessons disney movies teach us	false
What is the official cereal for the rio olympics? cheer-rios	true
George w. bush dances up a storm at his nephew's wedding	false
Actions speak louder than words in raising secure children	false
When a roofer works pro bono... it's on the house	true
All the things you don't have to do with your kids this fall	false
My doctor asked if it burns when i pee. i said only when it gets in my eyes.	true
Former staffer for trump campaign files sex discrimination complaint	false
Bill o’reilly: trump should accept paris climate agreement	false
New obamacare repeal bill returns power to states, but will it pass?	false
What do you call a pile of frog dung? toad stools	true
There's 3 types of people in this world people who can count and people who can't count	true
Him: i really like your car me: thanks! h: what is it? me: uh......black?	true
I hate when girls have taken in their bio like that movie wasn't even that good	true
What do you call a lad that put on his glasses? seymour.	true
What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark? a dogfish!	true
Neo-nazi troll suggests prejudice against racists is the same as islamophobia	false
A film producer and a comedy writer walk into a bar...	false
I like my women like i like my chinese chemical storage facilities ready to blow at any minute	true
Flu outbreak 2013: many americans caught off-guard; cdc unveils updated numbers	false
I just threw up in my mouth a little. - cows	true
Where the hell were these teachers that bang their students when i was in high school?!	true
Wrongfully convicted man reflects on 30 years behind bars	false
Nobody told jokes in the ussr... because in soviet russia, jokes tell you.	true
Adhering to cpap therapy takes perseverance, accommodations, and expertise	false
Why do women have periods? because they deserve them.	true
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common? they both love to crack open a cold one.	true
October tenth is a day that i rate... 10/10	true
Democrats demand devin nunes recuse himself from russia inquiry	false
You need to give up these toxic habits if you want to be confident and successful	false
Why did the cow go moo? because (s)he's a fucking cow.	true
What is a pirate's favorite letter? u, for unoriginal joke.	true
The diseases we donate to aren't always the diseases that kill us	false
Why did the composer go to the chiropractor? because he had bach problems	true
'snl': mitt romney drowns post-election sorrows in milk (video)	false
10 strategies for fat loss and healthy eating on a budget	false
Why a four-day work week is not good for your health	false
Fendi fall 2012: saskia de brauw gets animated (watch)	false
Nothing makes me more suspicious than an unsolicited compliment.	true
Why can't jesus roller skate? because he's naild to a cross.	true
Yep, the new 'justice league' trailer is all about wonder woman	false
Conan o'brien's record label takes strong first step	false
Did you ever hear about the lucky charms leprechaun's evil twin? he was tragically malicious.	true
Truth marketing: a 2015 prediction on business growth	false
picks up extra virgin olive oil. smirks* not for long my friend. not for long.	true
Trump delivers a favor for the fast-food industry	false
Wat do you call the entrance to a whore house? a hodor	true
Mitch mcconnell won't rule out rescinding his support for donald trump	false
A love letter to all the tired mamas everywhere	false
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium are dating. omg	true
All the proof you need that katy perry and orlando bloom are still on	false
Lindsey graham floats ted cruz for supreme court	false
Shrimp mayonnaise doritos are hitting stores in japan	false
Which fly makes films ? stephen speilbug !	true
How many reddit offices does it take to screw you in a light bulb? yishan	true
Georgia's anti-gay 'religious liberty' bill could tank atlanta's super bowl bid	false
My wife doesn't mind me flirting with other women. she finds the rejection quite entertaining.	true
Lots of love and a big budget: how to raise 16 children	false
A guy on the bus asked me if i had any sodium hypobromite... i said nabro.	true
If you were a prisoner going down the stair you couldnt be more condescending.	true
What has four legs and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? a pool table.	true
7 out of 10 people believe in life after death. the other 3 don't even like cereal.	true
Why don't germans play games with new players? because they don't want to wreck danubes.	true
Lawn game calorie counts: can you get fit at your memorial day garden party?	false
The reds are going to the series this year.	true
Why can't trump be compared to vegetables in jokes? because even artichokes have a heart.	true

The department of unfinished statistics concluded... ... that 7 out of 10.

true

Young voters couldn't hate donald trump much more than they already do

false

Somebody told me this really good joke the other day. you shoulda been there, it was hilarious.

true

Shonda rhimes tops the root 100 list of top influencers

false

What do you call an aborted baby spawn kill

true

I just recently became a vegetarian. i quit meat cold tofu.

true

How do you calm down a grammar nazi? there they're their...

true

50 shades of shame-worthy behaviors beyond airline passengers

false

When do e-mails stop being in black and white? when they are read.

true

Q: what did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level? a: pencil-in.

true

Pro-trump super pac mistakenly publishes private donor information

false

Lice invade espn makeup and hair studios, deadspin reports

false

What do you do when your penis starts acting up? beat the fuck out of it!

true

You wanna hear the best joke of the year? your belt size.

true

You've got to hand it to short people. because sometimes they can't reach.

true

Man has adorable conversation with dozens of baby goats

false

Elizabeth olsen has a style all her own (photo)

false

What did steve harvey say after announcing miss universe 2015 it was just a prank bro

true

What happens when a pizzaman does an ama on reddit? op delivers.

true

Catholic couple embraces 'who am i to judge'

false

Michigan two-point conversion fails late in loss to ohio state (video/gif/poll)

false

Why you need to brag more and 3 ways to do it

false

Obama: the presidency would give trump more power to carry out his 'twisted notions'

false

Zolpidem, also known as ambien, linked with sharp increase in er visits, study finds

false

What do cows do when they're introduced? they give each other a milk shake!

true

Why is sex like signing-on? both involve a log-in.

true

Russian jets in 'unsafe' encounters with destroyer: u.s. official

false

What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ? a car-toonist !

true

My laziness is like the number 8. once it lies down, it becomes infinite.

true

If gay marriage is wrong, then why did we have four fathers?

true

Matt damon nails impression of bill clinton, raises water awareness while he's at it

false

Louis c.k. sends out epic email annihilating donald trump's candidacy

false

Never confuse a colostomy bag with a whoopie cushion. totally ruined grandpa's 90th birthday.

true

I tried to make this post all about why finland does actually exist... ...but i couldn't finnish.

true

Why are mean people mean? 6 lessons disney movies teach us

false

What is the official cereal for the rio olympics? cheer-rios

true

George w. bush dances up a storm at his nephew's wedding

false

Actions speak louder than words in raising secure children

false

When a roofer works pro bono... it's on the house

true

All the things you don't have to do with your kids this fall

false

My doctor asked if it burns when i pee. i said only when it gets in my eyes.

true

Former staffer for trump campaign files sex discrimination complaint

false

Bill o’reilly: trump should accept paris climate agreement

false

New obamacare repeal bill returns power to states, but will it pass?

false

What do you call a pile of frog dung? toad stools

true

There's 3 types of people in this world people who can count and people who can't count

true

Him: i really like your car me: thanks! h: what is it? me: uh......black?

true

I hate when girls have taken in their bio like that movie wasn't even that good

true

What do you call a lad that put on his glasses? seymour.

true

What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark? a dogfish!

true

Neo-nazi troll suggests prejudice against racists is the same as islamophobia

false

A film producer and a comedy writer walk into a bar...

false

I like my women like i like my chinese chemical storage facilities ready to blow at any minute

true

Flu outbreak 2013: many americans caught off-guard; cdc unveils updated numbers

false

I just threw up in my mouth a little. - cows

true

Where the hell were these teachers that bang their students when i was in high school?!

true

Wrongfully convicted man reflects on 30 years behind bars

false

Nobody told jokes in the ussr... because in soviet russia, jokes tell you.

true

Adhering to cpap therapy takes perseverance, accommodations, and expertise

false

Why do women have periods? because they deserve them.

true

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common? they both love to crack open a cold one.

true

October tenth is a day that i rate... 10/10

true

Democrats demand devin nunes recuse himself from russia inquiry

false

You need to give up these toxic habits if you want to be confident and successful

false

Why did the cow go moo? because (s)he's a fucking cow.

true

What is a pirate's favorite letter? u, for unoriginal joke.

true

The diseases we donate to aren't always the diseases that kill us

false

Why did the composer go to the chiropractor? because he had bach problems

true

'snl': mitt romney drowns post-election sorrows in milk (video)

false

10 strategies for fat loss and healthy eating on a budget

false

Why a four-day work week is not good for your health

false

Fendi fall 2012: saskia de brauw gets animated (watch)

false

Nothing makes me more suspicious than an unsolicited compliment.

true

Why can't jesus roller skate? because he's naild to a cross.

true

Yep, the new 'justice league' trailer is all about wonder woman

false

Conan o'brien's record label takes strong first step

false

Did you ever hear about the lucky charms leprechaun's evil twin? he was tragically malicious.

true

Truth marketing: a 2015 prediction on business growth

false

*picks up extra virgin olive oil. *smirks* not for long my friend. not for long.

true

Trump delivers a favor for the fast-food industry

false

Wat do you call the entrance to a whore house? a hodor

true

Mitch mcconnell won't rule out rescinding his support for donald trump

false

A love letter to all the tired mamas everywhere

false

Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium are dating. omg

true

All the proof you need that katy perry and orlando bloom are still on

false

Lindsey graham floats ted cruz for supreme court

false

Shrimp mayonnaise doritos are hitting stores in japan

false

Which fly makes films ? stephen speilbug !

true

How many reddit offices does it take to screw you in a light bulb? yishan

true

Georgia's anti-gay 'religious liberty' bill could tank atlanta's super bowl bid

false

My wife doesn't mind me flirting with other women. she finds the rejection quite entertaining.

true

Lots of love and a big budget: how to raise 16 children

false

A guy on the bus asked me if i had any sodium hypobromite... i said nabro.

true

If you were a prisoner going down the stair you couldnt be more condescending.

true

What has four legs and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? a pool table.

true

7 out of 10 people believe in life after death. the other 3 don't even like cereal.

true

Why don't germans play games with new players? because they don't want to wreck danubes.

true

Lawn game calorie counts: can you get fit at your memorial day garden party?

false

The reds are going to the series this year.

true

Why can't trump be compared to vegetables in jokes? because even artichokes have a heart.

true