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Strawberries could help protect against damage from ultraviolet radiation, cell study suggests
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This guy walks in snow to create amazing giant murals
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What do you call a sleepwalking nun? a roamin catholic.
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Uva student groups urge campus to look forward on addressing sexual assault
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Not even graduation could keep this mama from breastfeeding her baby
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What is white, floats, and says boo? a ghost boat.
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Rudy giuliani: ferguson police officer should be 'commended' for shooting michael brown
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Floppy disks are like jesus... .. they died to become the icon of saving.
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'investing' in whiteness: a latina's struggle to form her own physical identity
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A blind man walks into a bar. and a table. and a chair.
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Did you hear about the escaped gang of jamaican stabbers? poky mon. gotta catch em all.
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A 2-hour movie called can you watch my kid for like 15 minutes?
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84% of canadians think the preparations for the american blizzard are cute
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*puts little santa hat on cat* hahaha santa claws *puts little santa hat on dog* hahaha santa paws
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Science confirms that men are the more narcissistic sex
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Why is the letter o everywhere? because it's a round u.
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When the passion and excitement in your relationship is waning
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I grew up in africa. during the summers, we just had balloon fights.
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Taylor swift writes million-dollar check to louisiana after devastating floods
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What do africans eat for breakfast? ebola cereal
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Spider bite reaction leads to rash on man's arms, torso and thighs
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I bet lorde is a gold digger she is a minor after all.
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The economic impact of latino workers: a by-the-numbers breakdown for tax day
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People shouldn't make rape jokes the laughter is usually forced.
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John could tell that emily was getting tired of him narrating their date
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What does d.n.a stand for? national dyslexic association
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Ancient species of penguin would have been taller than humans
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If you're first on a youtube comment thread, i assume you're last in pretty much everything else.
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World's most romantic hotels, according to tripadvisor (photos)
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Michigan private prisons law could reopen facility with checkered past
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Holmes' lawyers object to testimony that's too 'upsetting'
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I went years without wearing heels... and this is what happened when i started again (photos)
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'big boobs' and other things to never say to a busty lady (photos)
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Wapo managing editor kevin merida to leave for espn
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A striking number of college students are hungry and homeless
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Why are orphans unable to play baseball? they've never known what home is.
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When would a discount be a bad thing? have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.
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Otto warmbier, u.s. student freed from north korea, has 'severe' neurological injury
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Bernie sanders: trump must promise to veto cuts to social security, medicare and medicaid
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Molto porno! chef mario batali's delicioso stash of food camera-phone photos
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14 great grilling recipes for the 4th of july
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Why did man invent curling? to convince women sweeping was a sport.
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Amp up your knuckle rings with french fries and sushi
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Why female comedians have a secret world of facebook groups
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While ajax sales have been going down... it's still stronger than greece
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This santa is on our nice list for making boy with autism feel comfortable
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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ba dun tsshh
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10 things you didn't know about girl scout cookies
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What do you get a man who has everything? a good urologist.
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What do you call female-to-male sexual reassignment surgery? an addadicktomy
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Denim on denim: kanye west and 43 more stars rock the canadian tuxedo (photos)
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Do you know the one step to avoiding clickbait? obviously not
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The world's first self-driving taxi fleet is prepping for a test drive
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Girl's broken arm allegedly treated with ice cream bars
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The man who invented chicken nuggets was struggling to make hens' meat
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You laugh because i'm different; i laugh because you're all the same.
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What did the chinese man give his daughter? a clothes hanger.
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Some people don't belong in the kitchen -- and i'm one of them
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Things i neglected to do this weekend to instead watch 'gilmore girls'
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Why was helen keller such a terrible driver? because she was a woman.
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Donald trump defends fox news chief roger ailes over sexual harassment claims
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People who crave food for thought don't understand how food works.
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New app uses push notifications to reach nonprofit donors faster
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Jennifer garner loves being in a room full of moms
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Why do the poles shift? to find better jobs
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Like my therapist always says, i'm not your therapist, you're just laying on a couch in ikea
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I honestly never believed that whole story about lance armstrong walking on the moon.
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Stormy daniels, flouting nda, details trump affair to ‘60 minutes’
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Here’s what you should know about the 8 activists who went to the golden globes
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Clearly, there was once a dangerous alternative to safeway.
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Leo dicaprio: green tech can soon meet 100% of global energy needs
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Chrissy teigen wants you to survive your post-election thanksgiving
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'my hair does not look like that': internet has mixed feelings about new natural hair emoji
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Why was the scarecrow promoted? he was outstanding in his field.
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Doggie germs may be good for us, and here's why
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You aren't here now: how grief and mindfulness don't mix
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My gps thinks we should see other drivers.
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I like my women like i like my antiques. . . oriental and fragile.
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A roman guy walks into a bar... he holds up two fingers and says five beers please!
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Classic sci-fi story about race and gender in the south gets an update
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What did freddy mercury have for breakfast? bacon and aids (i'm so sorry freddy)
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Here's how much internet providers gave lawmakers who voted to let them sell your data
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I don't need stress management, i just need less stress to manage.
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All the jokes on this subreddit... are fresh and original!
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I woke up this morning to the maid beating on my door so i finally let her out.
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What do you call a pretzel that got his ass kicked? a salted pretzel
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Did you donate to the nra in the wake of the las vegas attack?
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Sandy nguyen allegedly fakes son's cancer, takes donations to disneyland
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Hey baby are you a basic bitch? cause you're alkafine!
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I'd stop disappointing you, if you stopped expecting me to do stuff.
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Netflix changes rating system because ‘5 stars feels very yesterday'
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Emeralds: the hottest engagement ring trend for 2013
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J balvin, paulina rubio & more to perform at the 2016 billboard latin music awards
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Yellowstone park rangers have discovered a grizzly that only eats cheese... ... it's a camembert.
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Karl lagerfeld is 'a friggin' pimp, man' & more twitter awesomeness this week
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Positive statuses and challenges from a dating perspective
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Maybe she's boing with it. maybe it's trampoline.
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What did the man say to the formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him? thanks verstappen.
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Letter from a toddler: 'dear santa: ho, ho, no!'
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'spotlight' and 'truth' shine brighter than 'trumbo' at the toronto film festival
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