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Strawberries could help protect against damage from ultraviolet radiation, cell study suggests | false |
This guy walks in snow to create amazing giant murals | false |
What do you call a sleepwalking nun? a roamin catholic. | true |
Uva student groups urge campus to look forward on addressing sexual assault | false |
Not even graduation could keep this mama from breastfeeding her baby | false |
What is white, floats, and says boo? a ghost boat. | true |
Rudy giuliani: ferguson police officer should be 'commended' for shooting michael brown | false |
Floppy disks are like jesus... .. they died to become the icon of saving. | true |
'investing' in whiteness: a latina's struggle to form her own physical identity | false |
A blind man walks into a bar. and a table. and a chair. | true |
Did you hear about the escaped gang of jamaican stabbers? poky mon. gotta catch em all. | true |
A 2-hour movie called can you watch my kid for like 15 minutes? | true |
84% of canadians think the preparations for the american blizzard are cute | true |
*puts little santa hat on cat* hahaha santa claws *puts little santa hat on dog* hahaha santa paws | true |
Science confirms that men are the more narcissistic sex | false |
Why is the letter o everywhere? because it's a round u. | true |
When the passion and excitement in your relationship is waning | false |
I grew up in africa. during the summers, we just had balloon fights. | true |
Taylor swift writes million-dollar check to louisiana after devastating floods | false |
What do africans eat for breakfast? ebola cereal | true |
Spider bite reaction leads to rash on man's arms, torso and thighs | false |
I bet lorde is a gold digger she is a minor after all. | true |
The economic impact of latino workers: a by-the-numbers breakdown for tax day | false |
People shouldn't make rape jokes the laughter is usually forced. | true |
John could tell that emily was getting tired of him narrating their date | true |
What does d.n.a stand for? national dyslexic association | true |
Ancient species of penguin would have been taller than humans | false |
If you're first on a youtube comment thread, i assume you're last in pretty much everything else. | true |
World's most romantic hotels, according to tripadvisor (photos) | false |
Michigan private prisons law could reopen facility with checkered past | false |
Holmes' lawyers object to testimony that's too 'upsetting' | false |
I went years without wearing heels... and this is what happened when i started again (photos) | false |
'big boobs' and other things to never say to a busty lady (photos) | false |
Wapo managing editor kevin merida to leave for espn | false |
A striking number of college students are hungry and homeless | false |
Why are orphans unable to play baseball? they've never known what home is. | true |
When would a discount be a bad thing? have 3 abortions and get the fourth free. | true |
Otto warmbier, u.s. student freed from north korea, has 'severe' neurological injury | false |
Bernie sanders: trump must promise to veto cuts to social security, medicare and medicaid | false |
Molto porno! chef mario batali's delicioso stash of food camera-phone photos | false |
14 great grilling recipes for the 4th of july | false |
Why did man invent curling? to convince women sweeping was a sport. | true |
Amp up your knuckle rings with french fries and sushi | false |
Why female comedians have a secret world of facebook groups | false |
While ajax sales have been going down... it's still stronger than greece | true |
This santa is on our nice list for making boy with autism feel comfortable | false |
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ba dun tsshh | true |
10 things you didn't know about girl scout cookies | false |
What do you get a man who has everything? a good urologist. | true |
What do you call female-to-male sexual reassignment surgery? an addadicktomy | true |
Denim on denim: kanye west and 43 more stars rock the canadian tuxedo (photos) | false |
Do you know the one step to avoiding clickbait? obviously not | true |
The world's first self-driving taxi fleet is prepping for a test drive | false |
Girl's broken arm allegedly treated with ice cream bars | false |
The man who invented chicken nuggets was struggling to make hens' meat | true |
You laugh because i'm different; i laugh because you're all the same. | true |
What did the chinese man give his daughter? a clothes hanger. | true |
Some people don't belong in the kitchen -- and i'm one of them | false |
Things i neglected to do this weekend to instead watch 'gilmore girls' | false |
Why was helen keller such a terrible driver? because she was a woman. | true |
Donald trump defends fox news chief roger ailes over sexual harassment claims | false |
People who crave food for thought don't understand how food works. | true |
New app uses push notifications to reach nonprofit donors faster | false |
Jennifer garner loves being in a room full of moms | false |
Why do the poles shift? to find better jobs | true |
Like my therapist always says, i'm not your therapist, you're just laying on a couch in ikea | true |
I honestly never believed that whole story about lance armstrong walking on the moon. | true |
Stormy daniels, flouting nda, details trump affair to ‘60 minutes’ | false |
Here’s what you should know about the 8 activists who went to the golden globes | false |
Clearly, there was once a dangerous alternative to safeway. | true |
Leo dicaprio: green tech can soon meet 100% of global energy needs | false |
Chrissy teigen wants you to survive your post-election thanksgiving | false |
'my hair does not look like that': internet has mixed feelings about new natural hair emoji | false |
Why was the scarecrow promoted? he was outstanding in his field. | true |
Doggie germs may be good for us, and here's why | false |
You aren't here now: how grief and mindfulness don't mix | false |
My gps thinks we should see other drivers. | true |
I like my women like i like my antiques. . . oriental and fragile. | true |
A roman guy walks into a bar... he holds up two fingers and says five beers please! | true |
Classic sci-fi story about race and gender in the south gets an update | false |
What did freddy mercury have for breakfast? bacon and aids (i'm so sorry freddy) | true |
Here's how much internet providers gave lawmakers who voted to let them sell your data | false |
I don't need stress management, i just need less stress to manage. | true |
All the jokes on this subreddit... are fresh and original! | true |
I woke up this morning to the maid beating on my door so i finally let her out. | true |
What do you call a pretzel that got his ass kicked? a salted pretzel | true |
Did you donate to the nra in the wake of the las vegas attack? | false |
Sandy nguyen allegedly fakes son's cancer, takes donations to disneyland | false |
Hey baby are you a basic bitch? cause you're alkafine! | true |
I'd stop disappointing you, if you stopped expecting me to do stuff. | true |
Netflix changes rating system because ‘5 stars feels very yesterday' | false |
Emeralds: the hottest engagement ring trend for 2013 | false |
J balvin, paulina rubio & more to perform at the 2016 billboard latin music awards | false |
Yellowstone park rangers have discovered a grizzly that only eats cheese... ... it's a camembert. | true |
Karl lagerfeld is 'a friggin' pimp, man' & more twitter awesomeness this week | false |
Positive statuses and challenges from a dating perspective | false |
Maybe she's boing with it. maybe it's trampoline. | true |
What did the man say to the formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him? thanks verstappen. | true |
Letter from a toddler: 'dear santa: ho, ho, no!' | false |
'spotlight' and 'truth' shine brighter than 'trumbo' at the toronto film festival | false |
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