CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Man accused of breaking off terra-cotta warrior’s thumb for souvenir	false
Jennifer lawrence surprised kids at a montreal hospital and it was awesome	false
Watch florida kicker eddy pineiro boot an 81-yard field goal (seriously)	false
Why i hate shopping at the mall (even though i work in fashion)	false
Vanilla sex makes your day... anal sex makes your hole week.	true
Durable love: forgiving your ex and refinding love	false
A turd walks into the doctors office... and says, i feel like shit.	true
'jeopardy!' had a 'stay woke' category but it wasn't what you think	false
Apparently, kissing can be a crime -- if you're gay	false
When you accidentally type me instead of my i read your tweets as if you are a leprechaun.	true
Why does snape teach options and not herbology? his lily died	true
How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously? by feeding the poor to the hungry.	true
What do you call that useless bit of skin around the vagina? the woman.	true
To the mom shooing her son away from the american girl doll today	false
Pentagon chief: iraqi strike may have been 'mistake' by 2 sides	false
Why yoga is so misunderstood: how it has gone from the sane to the bizarre	false
Dick cheney does not endorse donald trump (yet)	false
Shout out to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets.	true
What happened when the easter bunny caught his head in the fan? it took ears off his life!	true
Sing, paulie, sing: michael rapaport urges manafort to talk in gleeful video	false
The king and his jester: religion and its acceptable transgressions	false
David spade thinks president obama is too 'thirsty' for attention	false
Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup? it's fly soup sir!	true
The wine bottle wine glass suggests you have a drinking problem	false
Syd schanberg: gone, but still filing his stories	false
Birthday every year on his birthday, chuck norris selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun	true
Why do bay area gamers like pier 39 modern wharf air	true
Serena williams hits some awesome trick shots in new video	false
Guy's review of a long island rest stop is worth pulling over for	false
How do you pronounce the pao in power'?	true
3 tricks for making your good habits stick	false
The acronym nascar stands for: non-athletic sport centered around rednecks	true
You'll know you're a grown-up when you keep fifteen unnecessary pillows on your bed	true
James franco shares zachary quinto kiss photo ahead of 'i am michael' premiere	false
Health care reform boosts health insurance for young adults, gallup poll shows	false
Redditors of mississippi. tell me how do you feel abou- oh wait, you can't read.	true
What does a chemist say when he needs someone to pass the salt? please pass the salt.	true
I used to cry when i got an erection... would call it my mourning wood	true
I sprayed a fly with axe body spray. he'll live, but he won't get laid.	true
Police save dog stuck neck deep in mud	false
Guantanamo ‘freedom fest’ features band whose music was used to torture detainees	false
What's a fat kids favorite musical instrument? the lunch bell!	true
Racist statements lead lawmakers to reject john wayne day	false
'renegade jew' trends on twitter after breitbart story on bill kristol's #nevertrump plan	false
Procrastinators be like; sofa so good my attempt on pun	true
What would you call a pokemon trainer if they were jewish? ashe.	true
Pennsylvania supreme court agrees to hear big gerrymandering case ahead of 2018 election	false
The key to a long relationship: keep the fights clean and the sex dirty.	true
I was given a load of plasticine for christmas... i'm not sure what to make of it.	true
What's the difference between jam and jelly? i can't jelly my dick up your ass	true
Do you want to earn $$$? yes, three dollars!	true
How do trees encourage one another? they say i'm rooting for you	true
If the hamburgler was black he'd be dead because mayor mccheese was basically rudy giuliani	true
What is poor customer support costing your business?	false
Obamacare premiums are spiking, but yours probably aren't	false
Big companies backing obama's climate agenda also fund its enemies	false
I hope farmers are as disappointed as i am by the kinds of people at the farmer's market.	true
Ke$ha is what would happen if a garbage can came to life.	true
U.s.: russia sent tanks, rocket launchers to rebels in ukraine	false
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? (nsfw) a: they don't have balls to scratch!!	true
What do you do when your washing machine breaks down? give her a slap	true
Hey girl, are you liam neeson's daughter? because if so nvm	true
Why did jesus die ? he forgot his safe word.	true
Potato nachos with smoked raclette, wilted spinach and caramelized red onion	false
Was standing in my front yard this evening and some neighborhood kids tried to deflate me.	true
A fruit truck just crashed on the highway it caused a major traffic jam.	true
What do you call a blonde who dyed her hair brown? artificial intelligence	true
What a weekend...trying to get the courage to look at my credit card statement from last night.	true
Donatella versace reveals medusa fashion show details and what she's passionate about	false
Make the mlk holiday a day on, not a day off	false
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up	true
What is a politician's favorite kind of tea? infideli-tea.	true
Beyoncé announces $100,000 in scholarships for hbcu students	false
Before/after hurricane sandy photos show how storm devastated east coast (interactive pictures)	false
Knock knock who's there ! cynthia ! cynthia who ? cynthia you been away i missed you !	true
Sheriff supporting trump says it's time to bring out 'pitchforks and torches'	false
The sell by date should actually be the diarrhea after date.	true
I have been playing dota2 all day... my whole dagon	true
After britney spears and meat loaf, 19 artists we'd love to see during a las vegas residency	false
Sometimes i just sit in the target parking lot blasting gangstas paradise out of my prius.	true
Want to hear a joke about ebola? you probably won't get it.	true
What to do when your child is suspended	false
One man's spot-on message for 'men's rights' activists	false
Gay politician calls for yuengling beer boycott after owner backs trump	false
Wedding dress disasters: 8 bridal gown horror stories	false
Major wall street bank is giving its low-wage workers a raise	false
The one knock knock joke i'm sure you've never heard. ...silence....	true
Om-ing in on the best hotels for yoga	false
African american women don’t need a break, we need strong bones	false
My friend offered me a brojob i guess he must have been bro curious	true
Hospitals are so shady nowadays... even the doctors are drug dealers.	true
How many doors are on a chicken coop? two. if it had four, it would be a sedan.	true
How do you make a baker cry? kill his family	true
Here are some must-see tips for gay college life	false
Who often shoots in the wrong direction? clint westwood	true
What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle? a polar bear.	true
Global policy needed to keep sharks in our oceans	false
If old people are so wise... how come they always die before everyone else?	true
What does metallica's st. anger and star wars viii have in common? no solo.	true
My pastry factory has been pretty successful... so far we've had a good turnover.	true

Man accused of breaking off terra-cotta warrior’s thumb for souvenir

false

Jennifer lawrence surprised kids at a montreal hospital and it was awesome

false

Watch florida kicker eddy pineiro boot an 81-yard field goal (seriously)

false

Why i hate shopping at the mall (even though i work in fashion)

false

Vanilla sex makes your day... anal sex makes your hole week.

true

Durable love: forgiving your ex and refinding love

false

A turd walks into the doctors office... and says, i feel like shit.

true

'jeopardy!' had a 'stay woke' category but it wasn't what you think

false

Apparently, kissing can be a crime -- if you're gay

false

When you accidentally type me instead of my i read your tweets as if you are a leprechaun.

true

Why does snape teach options and not herbology? his lily died

true

How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously? by feeding the poor to the hungry.

true

What do you call that useless bit of skin around the vagina? the woman.

true

To the mom shooing her son away from the american girl doll today

false

Pentagon chief: iraqi strike may have been 'mistake' by 2 sides

false

Why yoga is so misunderstood: how it has gone from the sane to the bizarre

false

Dick cheney does not endorse donald trump (yet)

false

Shout out to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets.

true

What happened when the easter bunny caught his head in the fan? it took ears off his life!

true

Sing, paulie, sing: michael rapaport urges manafort to talk in gleeful video

false

The king and his jester: religion and its acceptable transgressions

false

David spade thinks president obama is too 'thirsty' for attention

false

Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup? it's fly soup sir!

true

The wine bottle wine glass suggests you have a drinking problem

false

Syd schanberg: gone, but still filing his stories

false

Birthday every year on his birthday, chuck norris selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun

true

Why do bay area gamers like pier 39 modern wharf air

true

Serena williams hits some awesome trick shots in new video

false

Guy's review of a long island rest stop is worth pulling over for

false

How do you pronounce the pao in power'?

true

3 tricks for making your good habits stick

false

The acronym nascar stands for: non-athletic sport centered around rednecks

true

You'll know you're a grown-up when you keep fifteen unnecessary pillows on your bed

true

James franco shares zachary quinto kiss photo ahead of 'i am michael' premiere

false

Health care reform boosts health insurance for young adults, gallup poll shows

false

Redditors of mississippi. tell me how do you feel abou- oh wait, you can't read.

true

What does a chemist say when he needs someone to pass the salt? please pass the salt.

true

I used to cry when i got an erection... would call it my mourning wood

true

I sprayed a fly with axe body spray. he'll live, but he won't get laid.

true

Police save dog stuck neck deep in mud

false

Guantanamo ‘freedom fest’ features band whose music was used to torture detainees

false

What's a fat kids favorite musical instrument? the lunch bell!

true

Racist statements lead lawmakers to reject john wayne day

false

'renegade jew' trends on twitter after breitbart story on bill kristol's #nevertrump plan

false

Procrastinators be like; sofa so good my attempt on pun

true

What would you call a pokemon trainer if they were jewish? ashe.

true

Pennsylvania supreme court agrees to hear big gerrymandering case ahead of 2018 election

false

The key to a long relationship: keep the fights clean and the sex dirty.

true

I was given a load of plasticine for christmas... i'm not sure what to make of it.

true

What's the difference between jam and jelly? i can't jelly my dick up your ass

true

Do you want to earn $$$? yes, three dollars!

true

How do trees encourage one another? they say i'm rooting for you

true

If the hamburgler was black he'd be dead because mayor mccheese was basically rudy giuliani

true

What is poor customer support costing your business?

false

Obamacare premiums are spiking, but yours probably aren't

false

Big companies backing obama's climate agenda also fund its enemies

false

I hope farmers are as disappointed as i am by the kinds of people at the farmer's market.

true

Ke$ha is what would happen if a garbage can came to life.

true

U.s.: russia sent tanks, rocket launchers to rebels in ukraine

false

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? (nsfw) a: they don't have balls to scratch!!

true

What do you do when your washing machine breaks down? give her a slap

true

Hey girl, are you liam neeson's daughter? because if so nvm

true

Why did jesus die ? he forgot his safe word.

true

Potato nachos with smoked raclette, wilted spinach and caramelized red onion

false

Was standing in my front yard this evening and some neighborhood kids tried to deflate me.

true

A fruit truck just crashed on the highway it caused a major traffic jam.

true

What do you call a blonde who dyed her hair brown? artificial intelligence

true

What a weekend...trying to get the courage to look at my credit card statement from last night.

true

Donatella versace reveals medusa fashion show details and what she's passionate about

false

Make the mlk holiday a day on, not a day off

false

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

true

What is a politician's favorite kind of tea? infideli-tea.

true

Beyoncé announces $100,000 in scholarships for hbcu students

false

Before/after hurricane sandy photos show how storm devastated east coast (interactive pictures)

false

Knock knock who's there ! cynthia ! cynthia who ? cynthia you been away i missed you !

true

Sheriff supporting trump says it's time to bring out 'pitchforks and torches'

false

The sell by date should actually be the diarrhea after date.

true

I have been playing dota2 all day... my whole dagon

true

After britney spears and meat loaf, 19 artists we'd love to see during a las vegas residency

false

Sometimes i just sit in the target parking lot blasting gangstas paradise out of my prius.

true

Want to hear a joke about ebola? you probably won't get it.

true

What to do when your child is suspended

false

One man's spot-on message for 'men's rights' activists

false

Gay politician calls for yuengling beer boycott after owner backs trump

false

Wedding dress disasters: 8 bridal gown horror stories

false

Major wall street bank is giving its low-wage workers a raise

false

The one knock knock joke i'm sure you've never heard. ...silence....

true

Om-ing in on the best hotels for yoga

false

African american women don’t need a break, we need strong bones

false

My friend offered me a brojob i guess he must have been bro curious

true

Hospitals are so shady nowadays... even the doctors are drug dealers.

true

How many doors are on a chicken coop? two. if it had four, it would be a sedan.

true

How do you make a baker cry? kill his family

true

Here are some must-see tips for gay college life

false

Who often shoots in the wrong direction? clint westwood

true

What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle? a polar bear.

true

Global policy needed to keep sharks in our oceans

false

If old people are so wise... how come they always die before everyone else?

true

What does metallica's st. anger and star wars viii have in common? no solo.

true

My pastry factory has been pretty successful... so far we've had a good turnover.

true