CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Pope francis condemns growing healthcare inequality in wealthy countries	false
Gop congressman resigns from house freedom caucus, upset with government shutdown push	false
Paul krugman accuses republican senator ron johnson of using 'non-facts' in social security debate	false
On the subject of typos... i and o can be real mitherfuckers.	true
If it is an inherited condition, then who is to blame?	false
What vegetables do plumbers hate the most? leeks	true
What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling? r/jokes	true
How do you stretch your back? i don't know. *shrugs	true
I bought myself two eggplants and so far neither has laid a single egg.	true
How to pack your bag for every beach occasion this summer	false
A guide to interntional fabric care symbols (photos)	false
What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit? try to neghostiate.	true
Thousands of nfl players' medical records stolen from skins trainer	false
Chuck norris can in fact 'raise the roof'. and he can do it with one hand.	true
Hey, bud. who's charles foster kane's favourite character in titanic, bud? it's rose, bud.	true
Naacp in ohio seeks grand jury docs in tamir rice case	false
Boko haram aren't the only militants causing chaos in nigeria	false
A third of americans say they know someone affected by harvey	false
Florida state university uncovers drugs that may stop zika	false
There's a band called 1023 mb. they haven't had a gig yet.	true
Hey, taylor swift, caitlyn jenner got a call from kanye too	false
Women are good for 2 things... actually 3, if they take it in the ass.	true
There is hope in san francisco's homeless count	false
Everything this researcher said about baby formula may be wrong	false
Why are the saxophone afraid of the trombone? because the trombone is a sax offender.	true
This woman celebrated her 77th birthday in the fiercest way possible	false
'totally biased' harlem shake: no one is actually doing the harlem shake (video)	false
You know who are the best pussy magnets? gynecologists..	true
Bees q; what kind of bees make milk? a; boobies	true
Why did the jews wander in the desert for 40 years? because one of them dropped a nickel.	true
I hope i'm never involved in a long trial, mostly because i only own one suit.	true
Isis militants, disguised as police, kill dozens in tikrit	false
'biggest loser' nutritionist cheryl forberg on the best ways to lose weight in 2014 (video)	false
My 5th grader is one eye roll away from being listed on ebay this morning.	true
Killers are paid up to $300 per head in philippines' deadly war on drugs: report	false
How to be a better daughter -- and why it's important	false
Sorry about your street cred, black guys named milton.	true
Alec baldwin returns to 'snl' as man without a plan donald trump	false
I lost both of my arms today... its ok though. i've learned to embrace it	true
These egyptian fireworks are nice. oh wait, they are planes.	true
Why stepping on a lego hurts so damn much	false
Another black teen stunts on admissions season, gets into 7 ivy leagues	false
What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin? a hemogoblin	true
If you get nervous at a nude beach, just imagine everyone in their underwear.	true
That awkward moment when you see a midget eating a mini donut.	true
I like my women like i like my coffee with k cups	true
If chris redfield worked pest control... it would be called resident weavile.	true
Women are like condoms... they both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.	true
Dwyane wade opens up about marriage, fatherhood in jet magazine	false
New york gov. andrew cuomo orders officials to protect homeless from cold weather	false
This is what happens when two powerful female street artists join forces	false
A math joke? p1: knock knock. p2: who's there? p1: deedee who. p2: deedee who who? p1: one.	true
I always cry after sex. god, i fcuking hate prison!!!!!!!	true
“i’m sorry--the two tragically forgotten words in customer service	false
What's one of the worst things you can come across when surfing the web? your keyboard	true
Did you hear aerosmith's new song about chocolate milk? it's called sweet emulsion	true
I shit you not - yoda claiming dibs on the bathroom	true
Survey says the ideal number of sex partners is...	false
Laura dern and nba’s baron davis look pretty sexy smooching in public	false
How to make friends: put your clothes on backwards so people don't notice you walking up to them.	true
Gifts that give: how to shop for a cause this holiday season	false
Asian-american groups want elaine chao to start supporting poc or resign	false
What does the last man on earth watch on tv? reruns	true
Nobody except an english major appreciates when i say ... my granddaughter has double ds	true
Cop spends 2 months working undercover at burger king, nets 5 grams of weed	false
Who serves all you can eat rabbit stew? warren buffet!	true
Who surfs the net by pecking at the keyboard? www.oody www.oodpecker.	true
Did you hear about the lunatic who tried swimming in the river in paris? he was in seine	true
Has raymond flores found the ultimate cute kid note?	false
What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it? forget-me-knots!	true
Boston dynamics has created a running robot, and it's coming for you	false
Elite 'bundlers' raise more than $113 million for hillary clinton	false
I want to start a towing company. i'll name it jaques crew tow.	true
Instead of deporting the undocumented, president trump should insure them	false
Have you seen the movie constipated? it hasn't come out yet.	true
What do you call an angry russian? pissdov	true
If i opened my gryffindor would you slytherin?	true
An open letter to senator lamar alexander about betsy devos	false
Celebrity wedding trivia: quiz yourself on stars' craziest wedding facts	false
Les misérables through the eyes of a mommy	false
The tacano money manager: ralph kramden and the american savings crisis	false
You should probably follow the 'mushroom ninja' on instagram	false
Why don't mexicans have bbq s? because beans always fall through the grill.	true
Chris matthews on trump's family: at least mussolini executed his son-in-law	false
How did people crash their vehicles before cellphones?	true
The healing power of tattoos to breast cancer survivors	false
Suicide bomber kills at least 25 in pakistan mosque	false
Take a day trip away from cancun and visit chichen itza	false
Lawyer defends fired cop who killed teen football player	false
I feel bad for skeletons... they have nobody to be with.	true
Why is the gay rights movement succeeding? the message is loud and queer.	true
The bizarre plot to blow up target stores to tank company stock	false
Question q: why couldn't the pirate play cards? a: he was sitting on the deck.	true
How do you titillate an ocelot? you oscillate its tit a lot.	true
What do you call a pot head with down syndrome? a bongoloid.	true
Appeals court deals rebuke to controversial prosecutor who targeted aaron swartz	false
Stephen hawking has finally released his new book about space. it's about time, too.	true
Riding the dark horse: what neil young taught me about autism and fear	false
The world's most dangerous path is reopening to hikers	false
Ben carson compared big bang theory to 'fairy tales' in 2012	false

Pope francis condemns growing healthcare inequality in wealthy countries

false

Gop congressman resigns from house freedom caucus, upset with government shutdown push

false

Paul krugman accuses republican senator ron johnson of using 'non-facts' in social security debate

false

On the subject of typos... i and o can be real mitherfuckers.

true

If it is an inherited condition, then who is to blame?

false

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most? leeks

true

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling? r/jokes

true

How do you stretch your back? i don't know. **shrugs*

true

I bought myself two eggplants and so far neither has laid a single egg.

true

How to pack your bag for every beach occasion this summer

false

A guide to interntional fabric care symbols (photos)

false

What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit? try to neghostiate.

true

Thousands of nfl players' medical records stolen from skins trainer

false

Chuck norris can in fact 'raise the roof'. and he can do it with one hand.

true

Hey, bud. who's charles foster kane's favourite character in titanic, bud? it's rose, bud.

true

Naacp in ohio seeks grand jury docs in tamir rice case

false

Boko haram aren't the only militants causing chaos in nigeria

false

A third of americans say they know someone affected by harvey

false

Florida state university uncovers drugs that may stop zika

false

There's a band called 1023 mb. they haven't had a gig yet.

true

Hey, taylor swift, caitlyn jenner got a call from kanye too

false

Women are good for 2 things... actually 3, if they take it in the ass.

true

There is hope in san francisco's homeless count

false

Everything this researcher said about baby formula may be wrong

false

Why are the saxophone afraid of the trombone? because the trombone is a sax offender.

true

This woman celebrated her 77th birthday in the fiercest way possible

false

'totally biased' harlem shake: no one is actually doing the harlem shake (video)

false

You know who are the best pussy magnets? gynecologists..

true

Bees q; what kind of bees make milk? a; boobies

true

Why did the jews wander in the desert for 40 years? because one of them dropped a nickel.

true

I hope i'm never involved in a long trial, mostly because i only own one suit.

true

Isis militants, disguised as police, kill dozens in tikrit

false

'biggest loser' nutritionist cheryl forberg on the best ways to lose weight in 2014 (video)

false

My 5th grader is one eye roll away from being listed on ebay this morning.

true

Killers are paid up to $300 per head in philippines' deadly war on drugs: report

false

How to be a better daughter -- and why it's important

false

Sorry about your street cred, black guys named milton.

true

Alec baldwin returns to 'snl' as man without a plan donald trump

false

I lost both of my arms today... its ok though. i've learned to embrace it

true

These egyptian fireworks are nice. oh wait, they are planes.

true

Why stepping on a lego hurts so damn much

false

Another black teen stunts on admissions season, gets into 7 ivy leagues

false

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin? a hemogoblin

true

If you get nervous at a nude beach, just imagine everyone in their underwear.

true

That awkward moment when you see a midget eating a mini donut.

true

I like my women like i like my coffee with k cups

true

If chris redfield worked pest control... it would be called resident weavile.

true

Women are like condoms... they both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

true

Dwyane wade opens up about marriage, fatherhood in jet magazine

false

New york gov. andrew cuomo orders officials to protect homeless from cold weather

false

This is what happens when two powerful female street artists join forces

false

A math joke? p1: knock knock. p2: who's there? p1: deedee who. p2: deedee who who? p1: one.

true

I always cry after sex. god, i fcuking hate prison!!!!!!!

true

“i’m sorry--the two tragically forgotten words in customer service

false

What's one of the worst things you can come across when surfing the web? your keyboard

true

Did you hear aerosmith's new song about chocolate milk? it's called sweet emulsion

true

I shit you not - yoda claiming dibs on the bathroom

true

Survey says the ideal number of sex partners is...

false

Laura dern and nba’s baron davis look pretty sexy smooching in public

false

How to make friends: put your clothes on backwards so people don't notice you walking up to them.

true

Gifts that give: how to shop for a cause this holiday season

false

Asian-american groups want elaine chao to start supporting poc or resign

false

What does the last man on earth watch on tv? reruns

true

Nobody except an english major appreciates when i say ... my granddaughter has double ds

true

Cop spends 2 months working undercover at burger king, nets 5 grams of weed

false

Who serves all you can eat rabbit stew? warren buffet!

true

Who surfs the net by pecking at the keyboard? www.oody www.oodpecker.

true

Did you hear about the lunatic who tried swimming in the river in paris? he was in seine

true

Has raymond flores found the ultimate cute kid note?

false

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it? forget-me-knots!

true

Boston dynamics has created a running robot, and it's coming for you

false

Elite 'bundlers' raise more than $113 million for hillary clinton

false

I want to start a towing company. i'll name it jaques crew tow.

true

Instead of deporting the undocumented, president trump should insure them

false

Have you seen the movie constipated? it hasn't come out yet.

true

What do you call an angry russian? pissdov

true

If i opened my gryffindor would you slytherin?

true

An open letter to senator lamar alexander about betsy devos

false

Celebrity wedding trivia: quiz yourself on stars' craziest wedding facts

false

Les misérables through the eyes of a mommy

false

The tacano money manager: ralph kramden and the american savings crisis

false

You should probably follow the 'mushroom ninja' on instagram

false

Why don't mexicans have bbq s? because beans always fall through the grill.

true

Chris matthews on trump's family: at least mussolini executed his son-in-law

false

How did people crash their vehicles before cellphones?

true

The healing power of tattoos to breast cancer survivors

false

Suicide bomber kills at least 25 in pakistan mosque

false

Take a day trip away from cancun and visit chichen itza

false

Lawyer defends fired cop who killed teen football player

false

I feel bad for skeletons... they have *nobody* to be with.

true

Why is the gay rights movement succeeding? the message is loud and queer.

true

The bizarre plot to blow up target stores to tank company stock

false

Question *q: why couldn't the pirate play cards? *a: he was sitting on the deck.

true

How do you titillate an ocelot? you oscillate its tit a lot.

true

What do you call a pot head with down syndrome? a bongoloid.

true

Appeals court deals rebuke to controversial prosecutor who targeted aaron swartz

false

Stephen hawking has finally released his new book about space. it's about time, too.

true

Riding the dark horse: what neil young taught me about autism and fear

false

The world's most dangerous path is reopening to hikers

false

Ben carson compared big bang theory to 'fairy tales' in 2012

false