CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Want to hear a pizza joke? it's pretty cheesy.	true
Wheres my dog gone? dead in the trash	true
Port wine birthmark caused by single genetic mutation	false
Will congressional democrats give trump cover to kill the iran deal?	false
Jetblue's $39 flight sale will help you get away immediately after the election	false
These girl scouts are fighting sexism in central park	false
What do you call it when you said a redneck on fire? a firecracker	true
How does donald trump plan to silence the terrorists? muzzle 'em	true
Huffpost hill - days since the president made us think about genitals:	false
What do you think about a girl isn't a virgin before 18?	true
Anal sex is a lot like broccoli makes you fart	true
10 things you didn't know about following your dreams	false
I've been out of work for so long that i've almost forgotten how to hate people.	true
Lindsey graham worries islamic state will destroy americans, wipe out mankind	false
My dad just told me i was conceived in a circlejerk... apparently things got out of hand.	true
Twitter forms a 'trust and safety council' to battle abuse	false
Why did the chicken cross the road? because i live across the street from a kfc.	true
How my son changed my sense of time	false
Saga of kanye and taylor continues with rapper's declaration of goodwill	false
Why doesn't superman need a boss? (oc) he already has supervision.	true
Epigenetics: what does that mean? why do we care?	false
U.s. will ramp up efforts to help central american refugees	false
I was glad to see the back of my ex-girlfriend! she always insisted on having sex doggy-style....	true
Dallas cowboys' charlotte jones anderson talks breaking boundaries in the nfl	false
This is the best way to avoid developing a peanut allergy	false
And why did you join our gym? to stay healthy a friend recommended it i've seen myself naked	true
Here's what's at stake in the supreme court's gay wedding cake case	false
Shift work not linked to cognitive decline in new study	false
Why i wont watch 12 years a slave	false
Low-wage workers plot their next 'fight for $15' strike	false
Maroon 5 guitarist clears up confusion over 'red pill blues' album title	false
What do black men hear most after sex? back to your cell, inmate.	true
Why did the doctor kick his patients? he was trying to heel them.	true
Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't like things as much as i do.	true
Why was christopher never in the same place? because he's always walken	true
Gabby giffords is ready to campaign for hillary clinton like there's no tomorrow	false
People magazine's half their size special: sarah and matt stockdale lost 190 pounds together	false
Senate foreign relations chair says countries interfere in foreign elections all the time	false
17 fun tidbits about super bowl 50 that will get you hyped	false
First nighter: moss hart's act one in two great, big acts	false
Feeling the bern: clinton rips into sanders as race narrows	false
What's the difference between pink and purple? the grip	true
Jeb bush claims he never saw memo calling rubio 'gop obama'	false
You know what makes a lot of sense? a dollar	true
A gay joke being gay is hard ass fuck	true
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? a collie-flower !	true
Alcohol & fanta if i drink alcohol , i m alcoholic... if i drink fanta, m i fantastic...?	true
Is vanilla ice's son named vanilla extract? cuz he should be.	true
These are the gifs that made america smile again in 2016	false
Do the right thing. not right away, but like after you get called out.	true
What's pink and has seven dents in it? snow white's hymen	true
Editors at fashion magazines, you're doing a great job. women continue to hate their bodies.	true
What you need to know about china's strongman president	false
Samuel l jackson's kids were so lucky to have him yelling at them their whole childhood.	true
'broad city' co-creator developing 'league of their own' comedy series	false
Israeli spymaster turned netanyahu critic meir dagan dead at 71	false
How can you identify a french infantryman? sunburned armpits.	true
I don't know what your problem is, but i'll bet it's hard to pronounce.	true
Batman, iron man, superman and little man: single moms raising 'super' men!	false
Top 10 scholarships for african american students with deadlines in january 2014	false
How does the pedophile like his music? just like his dick - in a minor.	true
Donald trump says he'll cancel boeing's air force one contract	false
Golden globe nominees discuss their projects on build series	false
Kate middleton nude photos: french police prepare to arrest photographer, reports say	false
Dad charged after cops find body near where toddler was left outside for not drinking milk	false
Small study identifies one way to get kids to like vegetables	false
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the grand canyon!	true
Xm radio suddenly went to the hospital it's in sirius condition.	true
Are you drunk? - everyone's response when i send a nice text	true
I contacted screwfix the other day. once again they have assured me they're not a dating agency.	true
Dozens of hearings later, lawmakers pressed on where they've been on va dysfunction	false
The 'rebel heart' parents want to show their daughters the world. the risks are worth it.	false
For every 3 friends you have, statistically only 1 of you is actually happy	false
The inventor of the throat lozenge died today... there will be no coffin at the funeral.	true
Nice job person who came up with bread.	true
If pronouncing your b's like v's makes you sound russian... then soviet!	true
The joy of mary tyler moore and 'the mary tyler moore show'	false
I never considered typos to be that big of a deal until the day i dialed 921.	true
Jo cox's husband tweets parliament attacker 'will not succeed in dividing us'	false
Joe biden ‘would like to see a woman elected’ president	false
Say this if you never want to have sex with your wife again	false
America, the next hobby lobby case is heading for the supreme court	false
Shaun white called out by accuser's lawyer for minimizing sexual harassment	false
What do you call a uk police woman with a shaved pussy? cuntstubble	true
What do you call charlie sheen in a wheelchair? rolaids	true
What kind of pants do bostonians wear? car keys	true
People say i'm condescending... that means i talk down to people.	true
I like my women like i like my coffee... ...ground up and in the freezer	true
Here's everything we know about the baton rouge shooter	false
Hey ernie do you want some ice cream? sherbet.	true
North korea bans sarcasm what a great idea.	true
Healthy living comics: today, what does anyone really know about medical care?	false
Why does the universe expand?.... all the milky ways. you get it.	true
Life is like a box of chocolates... the fatter you are, the shorter it lasts!	true
Dakota access pipeline construction allowed to resume near north dakota tribe	false
Obama: it's 'insane' that people on a no-fly list can legally buy a gun in the u.s.	false
Trump's san diego rally draws more than 1,000 chanting protesters	false
I once had the desire to do something worthwhile with my life. then i discovered naps.	true
How to not spend your vacation standing in line	false
Opportunity rover's 10th anniversary on mars & off-planet driving record celebrated (video)	false

Want to hear a pizza joke? it's pretty cheesy.

true

Wheres my dog gone? dead in the trash

true

Port wine birthmark caused by single genetic mutation

false

Will congressional democrats give trump cover to kill the iran deal?

false

Jetblue's $39 flight sale will help you get away immediately after the election

false

These girl scouts are fighting sexism in central park

false

What do you call it when you said a redneck on fire? a firecracker

true

How does donald trump plan to silence the terrorists? muzzle 'em

true

Huffpost hill - days since the president made us think about genitals:

false

What do you think about a girl isn't a virgin before 18?

true

Anal sex is a lot like broccoli makes you fart

true

10 things you didn't know about following your dreams

false

I've been out of work for so long that i've almost forgotten how to hate people.

true

Lindsey graham worries islamic state will destroy americans, wipe out mankind

false

My dad just told me i was conceived in a circlejerk... apparently things got out of hand.

true

Twitter forms a 'trust and safety council' to battle abuse

false

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i live across the street from a kfc.

true

How my son changed my sense of time

false

Saga of kanye and taylor continues with rapper's declaration of goodwill

false

Why doesn't superman need a boss? (oc) he already has supervision.

true

Epigenetics: what does that mean? why do we care?

false

U.s. will ramp up efforts to help central american refugees

false

I was glad to see the back of my ex-girlfriend! she always insisted on having sex doggy-style....

true

Dallas cowboys' charlotte jones anderson talks breaking boundaries in the nfl

false

This is the best way to avoid developing a peanut allergy

false

And why did you join our gym? to stay healthy a friend recommended it i've seen myself naked

true

Here's what's at stake in the supreme court's gay wedding cake case

false

Shift work not linked to cognitive decline in new study

false

Why i wont watch 12 years a slave

false

Low-wage workers plot their next 'fight for $15' strike

false

Maroon 5 guitarist clears up confusion over 'red pill blues' album title

false

What do black men hear most after sex? back to your cell, inmate.

true

Why did the doctor kick his patients? he was trying to heel them.

true

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't like things as much as i do.

true

Why was christopher never in the same place? because he's always walken

true

Gabby giffords is ready to campaign for hillary clinton like there's no tomorrow

false

People magazine's half their size special: sarah and matt stockdale lost 190 pounds together

false

Senate foreign relations chair says countries interfere in foreign elections all the time

false

17 fun tidbits about super bowl 50 that will get you hyped

false

First nighter: moss hart's act one in two great, big acts

false

Feeling the bern: clinton rips into sanders as race narrows

false

What's the difference between pink and purple? the grip

true

Jeb bush claims he never saw memo calling rubio 'gop obama'

false

You know what makes a lot of sense? a dollar

true

A gay joke being gay is hard ass fuck

true

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? a collie-flower !

true

Alcohol & fanta if i drink alcohol , i m alcoholic... if i drink fanta, m i fantastic...?

true

Is vanilla ice's son named vanilla extract? cuz he should be.

true

These are the gifs that made america smile again in 2016

false

Do the right thing. not right away, but like after you get called out.

true

What's pink and has seven dents in it? snow white's hymen

true

Editors at fashion magazines, you're doing a great job. women continue to hate their bodies.

true

What you need to know about china's strongman president

false

Samuel l jackson's kids were so lucky to have him yelling at them their whole childhood.

true

'broad city' co-creator developing 'league of their own' comedy series

false

Israeli spymaster turned netanyahu critic meir dagan dead at 71

false

How can you identify a french infantryman? sunburned armpits.

true

I don't know what your problem is, but i'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

true

Batman, iron man, superman and little man: single moms raising 'super' men!

false

Top 10 scholarships for african american students with deadlines in january 2014

false

How does the pedophile like his music? just like his dick - in a minor.

true

Donald trump says he'll cancel boeing's air force one contract

false

Golden globe nominees discuss their projects on build series

false

Kate middleton nude photos: french police prepare to arrest photographer, reports say

false

Dad charged after cops find body near where toddler was left outside for not drinking milk

false

Small study identifies one way to get kids to like vegetables

false

Yo mama so fat she fell and made the grand canyon!

true

Xm radio suddenly went to the hospital it's in sirius condition.

true

Are you drunk? - everyone's response when i send a nice text

true

I contacted screwfix the other day. once again they have assured me they're not a dating agency.

true

Dozens of hearings later, lawmakers pressed on where they've been on va dysfunction

false

The 'rebel heart' parents want to show their daughters the world. the risks are worth it.

false

For every 3 friends you have, statistically only 1 of you is actually happy

false

The inventor of the throat lozenge died today... there will be no coffin at the funeral.

true

Nice job person who came up with bread.

true

If pronouncing your b's like v's makes you sound russian... then *soviet!*

true

The joy of mary tyler moore and 'the mary tyler moore show'

false

I never considered typos to be that big of a deal until the day i dialed 921.

true

Jo cox's husband tweets parliament attacker 'will not succeed in dividing us'

false

Joe biden ‘would like to see a woman elected’ president

false

Say this if you never want to have sex with your wife again

false

America, the next hobby lobby case is heading for the supreme court

false

Shaun white called out by accuser's lawyer for minimizing sexual harassment

false

What do you call a uk police woman with a shaved pussy? cuntstubble

true

What do you call charlie sheen in a wheelchair? rolaids

true

What kind of pants do bostonians wear? car keys

true

People say i'm condescending... that means i talk down to people.

true

I like my women like i like my coffee... ...ground up and in the freezer

true

Here's everything we know about the baton rouge shooter

false

Hey ernie do you want some ice cream? sherbet.

true

North korea bans sarcasm what a great idea.

true

Healthy living comics: today, what does anyone really know about medical care?

false

Why does the universe expand?.... all the milky ways. you get it.

true

Life is like a box of chocolates... the fatter you are, the shorter it lasts!

true

Dakota access pipeline construction allowed to resume near north dakota tribe

false

Obama: it's 'insane' that people on a no-fly list can legally buy a gun in the u.s.

false

Trump's san diego rally draws more than 1,000 chanting protesters

false

I once had the desire to do something worthwhile with my life. then i discovered naps.

true

How to not spend your vacation standing in line

false

Opportunity rover's 10th anniversary on mars & off-planet driving record celebrated (video)

false