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How to date the muse: 5 steps to enduring creativity | false |
'i'm sure it's just water,' i mumble as i sit down on the gas station toilet. | true |
Mother's day gifts for every (stereotypical) mom in the book | false |
Nick viall responds to that one 'bachelor' theory everyone's tweeting about | false |
What do an eagle and a mole have in common? they both live underground, **except for the eagle.** | true |
Pacifiers and breastfeeding: new study challenges conventional wisdom | false |
Huffpollster: most americans think trump responded inappropriately to orlando shooting | false |
My tree went missing..... so i took a picture of it and nailed it to a dog. | true |
Sandra oh assumed she wasn’t up for lead in 'killing eve' due to hollywood racism | false |
If frieza is king cold's son... does that make him a little cold? | true |
Why are rapists terrible at academics? because they think with the wrong head! | true |
I got a job crushing cans at the supermarket... it was soda pressing. | true |
I hurt myself holidaying in spain this year. it was a sevilla injury. | true |
Un security council puts human rights abuses in north korea on the agenda | false |
I know there's something wrong with my braille book... but i can't quite put my finger on it. | true |
When it's ok to lie to kids -- and when it's not | false |
I hate autocorrect i texted my grandma saying sex tonight. i meant tomorrow | true |
Frozen (2013): a girl with magical powers causes adults to talk nonstop about a movie for children | true |
Hitler was not very athletic. he never finished a race. | true |
Why wasn't the vampire killed? the vampire hunter made a miss-stake. | true |
Mike pence and tim kaine are boring. farmville residents like that. | false |
So, ron burgundy and 'anchorman' pals watched cubs win world series | false |
My dad told me he was gay, i didnt believe him until my other dad comfirmed it | true |
Democrats rally troops to protest gop health care bill in 'human chain' around the capitol | false |
The week's worst dressed list presents a cautionary tale about prints (photos, video) | false |
10 cities worldwide that are working to win their wars against homelessness | false |
Ferguson protesters chain mall doors shut in seattle: cops | false |
Apple annual profits fall for first time in 15 years | false |
Government to use eagle scout's raptor trap at airports | false |
Bernie sanders' home state just passed a paid sick leave law | false |
Yo, somebody filled this calzone with a checkbook and sunglasses! -vin diesel eating a purse | true |
Haaha what do you call a cheap circumcision? a rip off. | true |
Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer? because the grass tickles their balls. | true |
This is how you brush an obscenely massive spider off your shoulder | false |
5 of the most interesting restaurants in the world | false |
Women wake up yawning while men wake up with an erection. coincidence?? i think not | true |
Salivary testing for hormone levels: good idea or not? | false |
Where to teach english for free (and actually make a difference) | false |
New orleans launches its loyola streetcar, with another leg awaited | false |
How do you set a woman's watch? you don't, there's already a clock on the stove. | true |
Guys: never wear a saran wrap skirt to a job interview... they will clearly see your nuts. | true |
Just when you thought graham and cassidy couldn't get more cynical | false |
Tom arnold says roseanne banned him from dating laurie metcalf | false |
Dr: have you been getting enough exercise? me: does sex count as exercise? dr: yes. me: no. | true |
Why did the mormon cross the road? to get to the other bride! | true |
Can i earn reward points or miles by paying taxes? | false |
Senate: red house: red supreme court: red president: orange | true |
Why didn't the bunny hop? no bunny knows... :( | true |
Watch the topless women of new york discuss their mission | false |
What do you call a half mexican half japanese jedi master? obi juan shinobi | true |
What is e.t. short for? so he can fit into his spaceship. | true |
Why is rose sad? because there is no jack in iphone 7. | true |
Spelt is a type of wheat. spelled is what you just did incorrectly. | true |
Whenever i browse an nsfw subreddit . . . . . . i always sort it by hot. | true |
A birth certificate is a basically a baby receipt. | true |
Scott walker's stunning implosion: can his campaign be saved? | false |
Fox news: hillary clinton was 'a little too calm' while giving speech on foreign policy | false |
Seann william scott, lindsay frimodt: 'american pie' actor talks about proposing on 'conan' | false |
Pension funds tell exxon to tell the truth about climate change | false |
Click here for 17 facts about suicide methods..... #8 will blow your mind! | true |
How does google celebrate its birthday? with a search party. | true |
11-year-old grills mike pence on whether he is 'softening up' trump's policies | false |
Pamela adlon drops louis c.k. manager dave becky after sexual misconduct report | false |
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft? a-flat minor (or a broken piano) | true |
Trump's plan on prescription drug prices looks nothing like what he promised | false |
How do you fix a broken pizza? use tomato paste. | true |
Floyd mayweather defended donald trump's 'grab them' comments. it didn't go well. | false |
Rape in an elevator is wrong.... on so many levels | true |
Q. what kind of man was boaz before he got married? a. ruth-less. | true |
What do call a horse that lives near you? a neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses) | true |
Why does r/jokes smell like rotten eggs? because it's full of bad yolks. | true |
Did you hear the one with the baby that had aids? never gets old. | true |
Why do farmers put bells on cows? their horns don't work. | true |
Marc anthony's enduring career: from 'east side story' to 'i need to know' to 'la gozadera' & more | false |
Australia accuses refugees of falsely reporting sexual abuse | false |
Kinda weird how much we're attracted to each other's genitals even though they're gross. | true |
Wnba stars stand up to gilbert arenas and his sexist comments | false |
If your dog has weird unsightly nipples, it's ok to throw 3 or 4 little bras on it. | true |
You're on your own, kid. - a republican village. | true |
What does batman do for father's day? nothing | true |
Whoops! new zealand woman returns library book... 67 years late | false |
Why seeking meaning instead of pleasure makes you happier | false |
Snapchat wants to make 'ballot selfies' legal on election day | false |
How to shop on cyber monday and not be a hot mess | false |
Why did the dj consider himself to be a part of the lgbtq community? because he was transitioning. | true |
Both of my marriages have been disappointing. my first wife left me and my second one didn't.marr | true |
Why is the vagina like the weather? once it's wet, it's time to go inside! | true |
Former intern sues donna karan international over unpaid internship | false |
How many brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb? one brazillion. | true |
Why are all early birds catholics? protestant birds don't really want a diet of worms. | true |
How to ask for what you need in your relationships | false |
9 weekend diy ideas for your entryway that will welcome guests without saying a word (photos) | false |
What do french fries and friends have in common? they both die if you chop them | true |
Why are relationships complex? because you're real, but your girlfriend is imaginary | true |
What do you call a high-priced barber shop? a clip joint. | true |
Why do soviets use lowercase letters? because they don't understand capitalism | true |
Knock knock, who's there? gladiator gladiator who? gladiator, before going to the gang bang | true |
Sometimes, it takes a cartoon to understand things like ferguson | false |
Are you a great at fishing? so you're a masturbaiter | true |
Disney's new 'cars' ride is totally worth a trip to the park | false |
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