CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Animal photos of the week: baby lemurs, pandas, giraffes and more pictures	false
Doctor doctor i keep thinking i'm a woodworm how boring for you!	true
Galliano outfit banned from israel's eurovision broadcast (updated)	false
40 stunning photos of women working around the world	false
Felix vail indicted for wife's alleged murder in 1962 as possibly oldest serial killer case	false
What is a happy cowboy's favorite candy? a jolly rancher.	true
I would go to alcoholics anonymous but everyone already knows	true
What sound does a chinese roller coaster make as it goes up an incline? chink chink chink chink	true
Why did hipster burn himself? he drank the coffee before it was cool	true
Along for the ride: toronto and beyond (photos)	false
Sex is like math these days i'm doing it all by hand	true
If you cant beat'em, join'em! then kill them while they're sleeping.	true
Voting is just like driving. to go forward, choose d. to go backwards, choose r.	true
If you had an orgy without any scottish people... you'd be getting off scot-free.	true
In life, we should all aim to be like italian meatballs. well seasoned and well rounded.	true
If you want to become a beatboxing champion, try zipping up a tight dress.	true
Burnt my hawaiian pizza today should've cooked it on aloha temperature..	true
Bill maher shreds the media for praising 'defective' donald trump's speech to congress	false
I have an eidolon memory. it's the same as an eidetic memory, but i'm also dyslexic.	true
Chili's hit by data breach, credit and debit card information compromised	false
Where can you bid on internet mail order brides? ebae	true
Actually time, this is what the 'mindful revolution' really looks like	false
King cobra on the loose in orlando, florida	false
Why did the console peasant cross the street? to render the building on the other side!	true
3 things to know about prep for hiv	false
These jobs are linked to the worst heart health	false
How did the programmer celebrate his birthday? var celebration = ;	true
I fondly remember the time i found a cure for dementia. ahh......that brings back memories.	true
The potential problem looming in your retirement portfolio	false
Police chief says he shot his wife accidentally (update)	false
Yoou can lead a horse to water but you need a seahorse to continue your journey	true
You know why italians hate javohas witnesses? they dont like any witnesses.	true
Jay z -- activist for the 21st century	false
Does jesus' first miracle prove he was married? reexamining john 2:1-12	false
The fourth grade project: life through the eyes of 7 kids from around the world	false
25-year-old mom gives birth to baby from embryo frozen in 1992	false
Jeffrey tambor had to overcome serious nerves for 'transparent' role	false
A vandal smashed a hole in the strip club wall. the police are looking into it.	true
Saudi arabia's religious and religion in saudi arabia	false
Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a ukranian holiday? chernobyl fallout.	true
Whats the point in picking up a bag of pills... ...if you are just going to drop them?	true
Congressman keith ellison wants to run the dnc	false
Being a dog with no legs - it's no walk in the park	true
What do you call a fat person with tally marks on their stomach? a tally tubby.	true
Food surgeon implants kit kat in 3 musketeers, creates candy monster	false
Weight loss tips: willpower secrets from the pros	false
Police union chief: tamir rice family should use settlement funds on gun education for kids	false
What did the mexican say when he hugged a cactus ay, ay, ay, ayy	true
Hurricane nicole strengthens into dangerous category 4 storm	false
Viral video of golden retriever gingerly holding an egg proves how gentle the breed really is	false
Here's an easy way to defeat trump: refuse to sleep with his supporters	false
After the fear recedes: what a home cook learns by making a super-complicated chef-style meal	false
Companies score when volunteering is a family affair	false
How do you get to the top of a weather beacon? climate	true
Hong kong protesters dig in for long haul	false
Sushi is japanese for take a picture of this, white girls.	true
Taking up arms where birds feast on buffet of salmon	false
What the definition of a will? it's a dead giveaway.	true
Germany's election shows the east and west are still divided	false
I just farted & my dog looked at me like i asked her a calculus question	true
Huffpollster: voters overwhelmingly say losing candidates should concede	false
Asked my dad to pass me a screwdriver. so he gave me a double vodka and orange juice.	true
From what i've seen 3d printers print more than d d d.	true
Students create brilliant extension that identifies fake news	false
I was going to tell a joke about sodium... but then i said na, i'll do it later.	true
John legend wishes chrissy teigen a happy mother's day with sweet instagram	false
I used to be a plumber on the international space station shit was outta this world.	true
Why do fencers love reddit? because of all the ripostes	true
10 animals who remind us to stop and smell the roses	false
Mike's dad has three sons.. snap crackle and...? mike	true
If you really love someone never let them out your basement.	true
Ali larter shows her stripes: look of the day	false
What do you call the chicken between the chicken thigh and the chicken wing? the chicken butt	true
Presidents of china, taiwan meet for 1st time	false
Botswana: makgadikgadi pans unexpected delights in the wilderness	false
Why doesn't japan have elections? i dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.	true
'the walking dead' might have set up a devastating carl moment	false
What do you call a russian airliner that goes down over egypt? karma.	true
#gopsongs is the perfect hashtag to prep you for the gop debate	false
What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ? dumbo !	true
My daughter is dying for professional female role models	false
Simone biles did a no-hands cartwheel before throwing out the first pitch, naturally	false
*chases cat around the house with a lint roller	true
Naomi campbell's beauty evolution: from just a face to controversial supermodel (photos)	false
Have you ever done it kitty style? it's like doggy style, but with purring, scratching and biting.	true
People say i have poor grammar i guess i'm just unarticulate	true
I tied a rope and swallowed it i shit you knot!	true
'the sisterhood of the traveling pants' cast reunites for a special photo op	false
What religion do saudi arabian cows follow? mooslim	true
What do you call a blonde in a closet? last years hide and seek champion	true
What is the chemical composition of banana? barium disodium	true
Some 1-oz liquor glasses were let go from a local pub recently. shots fired	true
Troy ave faces court over deadly shooting at irving plaza	false
Atlanta mayor kasim reed reveals local gems from downtown to midtown	false
Why don't oysters give to charity? they are shellfish.	true
It's amazing how alcohol can make you do so many stupid things on your smart phone.	true
What do you call a famous internet pirate? blackneckbeard.	true
Parents as researchers: musical lessons from our children	false
Meditation in action: a 10-step mindfulness practice for better sleep	false
Hillary clinton demands fbi release any information it has on new email investigation	false

Animal photos of the week: baby lemurs, pandas, giraffes and more pictures

false

Doctor doctor i keep thinking i'm a woodworm how boring for you!

true

Galliano outfit banned from israel's eurovision broadcast (updated)

false

40 stunning photos of women working around the world

false

Felix vail indicted for wife's alleged murder in 1962 as possibly oldest serial killer case

false

What is a happy cowboy's favorite candy? a jolly rancher.

true

I would go to alcoholics anonymous but everyone already knows

true

What sound does a chinese roller coaster make as it goes up an incline? chink chink chink chink

true

Why did hipster burn himself? he drank the coffee before it was cool

true

Along for the ride: toronto and beyond (photos)

false

Sex is like math these days i'm doing it all by hand

true

If you cant beat'em, join'em! then kill them while they're sleeping.

true

Voting is just like driving. to go forward, choose d. to go backwards, choose r.

true

If you had an orgy without any scottish people... you'd be getting off scot-free.

true

In life, we should all aim to be like italian meatballs. well seasoned and well rounded.

true

If you want to become a beatboxing champion, try zipping up a tight dress.

true

Burnt my hawaiian pizza today should've cooked it on aloha temperature..

true

Bill maher shreds the media for praising 'defective' donald trump's speech to congress

false

I have an eidolon memory. it's the same as an eidetic memory, but i'm also dyslexic.

true

Chili's hit by data breach, credit and debit card information compromised

false

Where can you bid on internet mail order brides? ebae

true

Actually time, this is what the 'mindful revolution' really looks like

false

King cobra on the loose in orlando, florida

false

Why did the console peasant cross the street? to render the building on the other side!

true

3 things to know about prep for hiv

false

These jobs are linked to the worst heart health

false

How did the programmer celebrate his birthday? var celebration = ;

true

I fondly remember the time i found a cure for dementia. ahh......that brings back memories.

true

The potential problem looming in your retirement portfolio

false

Police chief says he shot his wife accidentally (update)

false

Yoou can lead a horse to water but you need a seahorse to continue your journey

true

You know why italians hate javohas witnesses? they dont like any witnesses.

true

Jay z -- activist for the 21st century

false

Does jesus' first miracle prove he was married? reexamining john 2:1-12

false

The fourth grade project: life through the eyes of 7 kids from around the world

false

25-year-old mom gives birth to baby from embryo frozen in 1992

false

Jeffrey tambor had to overcome serious nerves for 'transparent' role

false

A vandal smashed a hole in the strip club wall. the police are looking into it.

true

Saudi arabia's religious and religion in saudi arabia

false

Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a ukranian holiday? chernobyl fallout.

true

Whats the point in picking up a bag of pills... ...if you are just going to drop them?

true

Congressman keith ellison wants to run the dnc

false

Being a dog with no legs - it's no walk in the park

true

What do you call a fat person with tally marks on their stomach? a tally tubby.

true

Food surgeon implants kit kat in 3 musketeers, creates candy monster

false

Weight loss tips: willpower secrets from the pros

false

Police union chief: tamir rice family should use settlement funds on gun education for kids

false

What did the mexican say when he hugged a cactus ay, ay, ay, ayy

true

Hurricane nicole strengthens into dangerous category 4 storm

false

Viral video of golden retriever gingerly holding an egg proves how gentle the breed really is

false

Here's an easy way to defeat trump: refuse to sleep with his supporters

false

After the fear recedes: what a home cook learns by making a super-complicated chef-style meal

false

Companies score when volunteering is a family affair

false

How do you get to the top of a weather beacon? climate

true

Hong kong protesters dig in for long haul

false

Sushi is japanese for take a picture of this, white girls.

true

Taking up arms where birds feast on buffet of salmon

false

What the definition of a will? it's a dead giveaway.

true

Germany's election shows the east and west are still divided

false

I just farted & my dog looked at me like i asked her a calculus question

true

Huffpollster: voters overwhelmingly say losing candidates should concede

false

Asked my dad to pass me a screwdriver. so he gave me a double vodka and orange juice.

true

From what i've seen 3d printers print more than d d d.

true

Students create brilliant extension that identifies fake news

false

I was going to tell a joke about sodium... but then i said na, i'll do it later.

true

John legend wishes chrissy teigen a happy mother's day with sweet instagram

false

I used to be a plumber on the international space station shit was outta this world.

true

Why do fencers love reddit? because of all the *ripostes*

true

10 animals who remind us to stop and smell the roses

false

Mike's dad has three sons.. snap crackle and...? mike

true

If you really love someone never let them out your basement.

true

Ali larter shows her stripes: look of the day

false

What do you call the chicken between the chicken thigh and the chicken wing? the chicken butt

true

Presidents of china, taiwan meet for 1st time

false

Botswana: makgadikgadi pans unexpected delights in the wilderness

false

Why doesn't japan have elections? i dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.

true

'the walking dead' might have set up a devastating carl moment

false

What do you call a russian airliner that goes down over egypt? karma.

true

#gopsongs is the perfect hashtag to prep you for the gop debate

false

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ? dumbo !

true

My daughter is dying for professional female role models

false

Simone biles did a no-hands cartwheel before throwing out the first pitch, naturally

false

*chases cat around the house with a lint roller

true

Naomi campbell's beauty evolution: from just a face to controversial supermodel (photos)

false

Have you ever done it kitty style? it's like doggy style, but with purring, scratching and biting.

true

People say i have poor grammar i guess i'm just unarticulate

true

I tied a rope and swallowed it i shit you knot!

true

'the sisterhood of the traveling pants' cast reunites for a special photo op

false

What religion do saudi arabian cows follow? mooslim

true

What do you call a blonde in a closet? last years hide and seek champion

true

What is the chemical composition of banana? barium disodium

true

Some 1-oz liquor glasses were let go from a local pub recently. shots fired

true

Troy ave faces court over deadly shooting at irving plaza

false

Atlanta mayor kasim reed reveals local gems from downtown to midtown

false

Why don't oysters give to charity? they are shellfish.

true

It's amazing how alcohol can make you do so many stupid things on your smart phone.

true

What do you call a famous internet pirate? blackneckbeard.

true

Parents as researchers: musical lessons from our children

false

Meditation in action: a 10-step mindfulness practice for better sleep

false

Hillary clinton demands fbi release any information it has on new email investigation

false