CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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What's the best nation in the world? donation. what's the best city in the world? generosity.	true
I win arguments with cab drivers by getting out of the cab and leaving the door open.	true
Chris christie finally got a job in trump's administration. he's going to be the border wall.	true
The business of faith - an interview with al erisman	false
Have you seen the movie called constipated?? you probably haven't because it hasn't come out yet.	true
How do you make an orange turn red? get john boehner to cry.	true
Yo mamma's so fat... the reserve bank bailed her out, cause she was too big to fail.	true
Ellen pao must pay kleiner perkins $276,000 for lawsuit, judge rules	false
Trump's executive order on 'welfare' doesn't do anything -- at least not yet	false
This vintage vaseline commercial reminds us why it's the 'wonder jelly'	false
Police have arrested a cat for robbery guess they've identified the purrpetrator	true
Underwater 'fairy rings' in baltic sea caused by poison, biologists say	false
Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 olympics? it was i, rio!!!	true
What's the best thing about switzerland? i'm not sure, but the flag is a big plus.	true
Super bowl sunday skiing: why february 3 is the best day to go skiing	false
What do you call a gay dinosaur? mega-saur-ass	true
Why couldn't helen keller drive? she was a woman.	true
How does a gay guy remove a condom? he farts	true
Report: white house will not publicly back encryption legislation	false
What's 8 inches long, rock hard and full of sperm the sock under my bed	true
I love being alive but my favorite thing to do is sleep.	true
Two squirrels in the backyard. but they are not playing together. wonder if there's history.	true
Ufc pulls conor mcgregor from nate diaz rematch	false
What country do all cats wish to get their food from? viet nom nom nom nom nom	true
Marriage is like a bar of soap. it smells delicious until you take a bite out of it!	true
What's an owl's favorite song? the who's who are you? hoot hoot. hoot hoot.	true
This may sound like a rape joke if you ask me oh wait you don't have to.	true
Every program on mtv could have been titled jackass.	true
Q: what did the tree say when it messed up? a: it was an oakcident.	true
Formerly homeless man who went viral for golden voice gets radio station gig	false
buys samsung smart fridge. opens app every 15 minutes to see if there's anything good in there	true
I'm writing some bsdm-themed lego fan-fiction. i hope to release it later as 50 blocks of pain	true
6 easy soups to cure your winter blues	false
I have a kinship with a racist pumpkin. i'm donald trumpkin.	true
What do you call a mound of dirt that is uneducated? a hillbilly	true
Women born early may face difficult pregnancies, study finds	false
Last week i went golfing and finally beat my wife... those are two separate things.	true
The 5 worst parts of david cameron’s legacy	false
As the saying goes, once you go black... you become a single mother.	true
Golf teacher admits to molesting kids, trying to have them killed	false
Marco rubio is still backing donald trump, but won't say if trump will keep the country safe	false
Why does the ocean roar? you would too, if you had crabs on your bottom!	true
Man!! my boss is always all blah blah blah!, you're late!, and get me more pictures of spiderman!!	true
There should be a food group called fuck it.	true
What did one cracker say to the other? let's conquer the americas, africa, australia, and asia.	true
Nyc pioneers an innovative alternative for those on the verge of a mental health crisis	false
Trial opens for minnesota officer charged with fatally shooting philando castile	false
Easter ideas: colorful decoupage eggs are a new spin on the classic (photo)	false
Q. where can you dance in california? a. san fran-disco	true
What do we say to the god of procrastination? not today.	true
Remembering 9/11: the story behind chi modu's towering tribute	false
So god, a jew and a zombie walk into a bar... the bartender says, hey jesus	true
Actor vince vaughn and judge andrew napolitano agree: arm our school teachers with guns	false
I screwed one of my fans. safe to say it blew me all night.	true
Adults never get excited anymore about how big i got since they last saw me :(	true
Steven tyler admits to hitting on daughter liv's famous pal while she watched	false
In the name of security, advocates are kept out of the united nations	false
What's the cheapest kind of meat? deer balls, they're under a buck!	true
Baby baby... poopy. (this joke was written by a three year old i know.)	true
Kerry washington shines on the red carpet, 2 months after giving birth	false
Why did the chicken cross the road? to move out of range of north korea's long ranged missiles.	true
What's the difference between an aussie and a yoghurt? a yoghurt's got culture!	true
Jessica fellowes goes behind the scenes of downton abbey	false
What did the disappointed smoker get for christmas? clothes but no cigar...	true
What do you call a high definition piss? 1080 pee -- my roommate	true
Eric holder explains why hillary clinton is the right person to reform the criminal justice system	false
I used to be a cross dressing fireman... ...i kept getting a ladder in my tights.	true
A man comes into a bar... wait, it was a horse. a man comes into a horse.	true
Fewer americans are putting off purchases this year	false
World's best hotels for families, according to tripadvisor (photos)	false
David perdue defeats michelle nunn in georgia senate race	false
How we got donald trump (and how we might have avoided him)	false
The best trick the devil ever pulled was calling herself him.	true
What do pancakes do when they are scared? they crepe themselves ;d	true
Francis ford coppola says 'the godfather' wouldn't get made today	false
Chrissy teigen perfectly nails why the royal baby watch was so 'weird'	false
A show of kindness: good works? whatever works	false
Chrissy teigen slams troll who asked why she didn't 'try naturally' to conceive	false
The next bond girl: if not penelope cruz, 20 actresses who should nab the coveted role	false
Paul ryan says congress should 'look into' bump stocks	false
Another former colony wants germany to pay for its atrocities in africa	false
If we're all god's children... what's so special about jesus ?	true
Film seeks to compel parents to ask hard questions about mercury and vaccinations	false
Cashier: your son is so cute. what do you want to have next? me: a vasectomy	true
The caitlyn jenner brand poses new marketing challenges	false
Fish with no eyes what do you call a fish with no eyes? -a fsh	true
Ken buck midterm election results: gop candidate cruises to victory	false
What do you call a midget psychic wanted for murder? a small medium at large.	true
Conway defends trump response to abuse allegations against ex-aide	false
What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? dam.	true
Kim jong un posing with millions of spuds sparks photo-editing battle	false
'health care hackers': how the web is changing health care	false
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? potato	true
I know a guy who can get us in to whole foods without a cover charge.	true
So much for a more open, respectful gop senate	false
Found an eyelash on my pizza. wished for more pizza.	true
10 easy tips to take you from college to success in jobs, love and life	false
Guys, the usa is looking pretty bad... i think its time for usb.	true
There are 10 kinds of people in the world... those who understand binary, and those who don't.	true
To stop the cycle of poverty, we need to invest in mothers	false

What's the best nation in the world? donation. what's the best city in the world? generosity.

true

I win arguments with cab drivers by getting out of the cab and leaving the door open.

true

Chris christie finally got a job in trump's administration. he's going to be the border wall.

true

The business of faith - an interview with al erisman

false

Have you seen the movie called constipated?? you probably haven't because it hasn't come out yet.

true

How do you make an orange turn red? get john boehner to cry.

true

Yo mamma's so fat... the reserve bank bailed her out, cause she was too big to fail.

true

Ellen pao must pay kleiner perkins $276,000 for lawsuit, judge rules

false

Trump's executive order on 'welfare' doesn't do anything -- at least not yet

false

This vintage vaseline commercial reminds us why it's the 'wonder jelly'

false

Police have arrested a cat for robbery guess they've identified the purrpetrator

true

Underwater 'fairy rings' in baltic sea caused by poison, biologists say

false

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 olympics? it was i, **rio**!!!

true

What's the best thing about switzerland? i'm not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

true

Super bowl sunday skiing: why february 3 is the best day to go skiing

false

What do you call a gay dinosaur? mega-saur-ass

true

Why couldn't helen keller drive? she was a woman.

true

How does a gay guy remove a condom? he farts

true

Report: white house will not publicly back encryption legislation

false

What's 8 inches long, rock hard and full of sperm the sock under my bed

true

I love being alive but my favorite thing to do is sleep.

true

Two squirrels in the backyard. but they are not playing together. wonder if there's history.

true

Ufc pulls conor mcgregor from nate diaz rematch

false

What country do all cats wish to get their food from? viet nom nom nom nom nom

true

Marriage is like a bar of soap. it smells delicious until you take a bite out of it!

true

What's an owl's favorite song? the who's who are you? hoot hoot. hoot hoot.

true

This may sound like a rape joke if you ask me oh wait you don't have to.

true

Every program on mtv could have been titled jackass.

true

Q: what did the tree say when it messed up? a: it was an oakcident.

true

Formerly homeless man who went viral for golden voice gets radio station gig

false

*buys samsung smart fridge. opens app every 15 minutes to see if there's anything good in there*

true

I'm writing some bsdm-themed lego fan-fiction. i hope to release it later as 50 blocks of pain

true

6 easy soups to cure your winter blues

false

I have a kinship with a racist pumpkin. i'm donald trumpkin.

true

What do you call a mound of dirt that is uneducated? a hillbilly

true

Women born early may face difficult pregnancies, study finds

false

Last week i went golfing and finally beat my wife... those are two separate things.

true

The 5 worst parts of david cameron’s legacy

false

As the saying goes, once you go black... you become a single mother.

true

Golf teacher admits to molesting kids, trying to have them killed

false

Marco rubio is still backing donald trump, but won't say if trump will keep the country safe

false

Why does the ocean roar? you would too, if you had crabs on your bottom!

true

Man!! my boss is always all blah blah blah!, you're late!, and get me more pictures of spiderman!!

true

There should be a food group called fuck it.

true

What did one cracker say to the other? let's conquer the americas, africa, australia, and asia.

true

Nyc pioneers an innovative alternative for those on the verge of a mental health crisis

false

Trial opens for minnesota officer charged with fatally shooting philando castile

false

Easter ideas: colorful decoupage eggs are a new spin on the classic (photo)

false

Q. where can you dance in california? a. san fran-disco

true

What do we say to the god of procrastination? not today.

true

Remembering 9/11: the story behind chi modu's towering tribute

false

So god, a jew and a zombie walk into a bar... the bartender says, hey jesus

true

Actor vince vaughn and judge andrew napolitano agree: arm our school teachers with guns

false

I screwed one of my fans. safe to say it blew me all night.

true

Adults never get excited anymore about how big i got since they last saw me :(

true

Steven tyler admits to hitting on daughter liv's famous pal while she watched

false

In the name of security, advocates are kept out of the united nations

false

What's the cheapest kind of meat? deer balls, they're under a buck!

true

Baby baby... poopy. (this joke was written by a three year old i know.)

true

Kerry washington shines on the red carpet, 2 months after giving birth

false

Why did the chicken cross the road? to move out of range of north korea's long ranged missiles.

true

What's the difference between an aussie and a yoghurt? a yoghurt's got culture!

true

Jessica fellowes goes behind the scenes of downton abbey

false

What did the disappointed smoker get for christmas? clothes but no cigar...

true

What do you call a high definition piss? 1080 pee -- my roommate

true

Eric holder explains why hillary clinton is the right person to reform the criminal justice system

false

I used to be a cross dressing fireman... ...i kept getting a ladder in my tights.

true

A man comes into a bar... wait, it was a horse. a man comes into a horse.

true

Fewer americans are putting off purchases this year

false

World's best hotels for families, according to tripadvisor (photos)

false

David perdue defeats michelle nunn in georgia senate race

false

How we got donald trump (and how we might have avoided him)

false

The best trick the devil ever pulled was calling herself him.

true

What do pancakes do when they are scared? they crepe themselves ;d

true

Francis ford coppola says 'the godfather' wouldn't get made today

false

Chrissy teigen perfectly nails why the royal baby watch was so 'weird'

false

A show of kindness: good works? whatever works

false

Chrissy teigen slams troll who asked why she didn't 'try naturally' to conceive

false

The next bond girl: if not penelope cruz, 20 actresses who should nab the coveted role

false

Paul ryan says congress should 'look into' bump stocks

false

Another former colony wants germany to pay for its atrocities in africa

false

If we're all god's children... what's so special about jesus ?

true

Film seeks to compel parents to ask hard questions about mercury and vaccinations

false

Cashier: your son is so cute. what do you want to have next? me: a vasectomy

true

The caitlyn jenner brand poses new marketing challenges

false

Fish with no eyes what do you call a fish with no eyes? -a fsh

true

Ken buck midterm election results: gop candidate cruises to victory

false

What do you call a midget psychic wanted for murder? a small medium at large.

true

Conway defends trump response to abuse allegations against ex-aide

false

What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? dam.

true

Kim jong un posing with millions of spuds sparks photo-editing battle

false

'health care hackers': how the web is changing health care

false

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? potato

true

I know a guy who can get us in to whole foods without a cover charge.

true

So much for a more open, respectful gop senate

false

Found an eyelash on my pizza. wished for more pizza.

true

10 easy tips to take you from college to success in jobs, love and life

false

Guys, the usa is looking pretty bad... i think its time for usb.

true

There are 10 kinds of people in the world... those who understand binary, and those who don't.

true

To stop the cycle of poverty, we need to invest in mothers

false