CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Number of patients infected by salmonella outbreak grows	false
Two psychics run into each other in the street the first one says, you're fine, how am i?	true
Meet cameron, the countercultural icon who bewitched los angeles	false
Fox news guest says confederate and pride flags are 'the exact same thing'	false
What did the guy with 5 penises say? these pants fit like a glove	true
What's the difference between harry potter and the jews? harry managed to escape the chamber.	true
What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer? nothing.	true
Cabaret icon on fearlessly kicking off 2015 with 'no regrets'	false
Do you know why there are no jokes about the jonestown massacre? the punchline is too long.	true
Stunning nyc apartment 'mansion' used to be a vacant parking lot (photos)	false
Saudi arabia's rights abuses have only gotten worse since obama's last visit	false
What was adolf hitler's favourite computer game? mein kraft.	true
Kristin cavallari shares adorable first photo of new baby girl	false
Real weddings: couples who got married over the holidays	false
The chuck e. cheese survival guide for adults	false
What was the anti-aging makeup company's slogan? make america 8 again	true
What do you call an illegally parked frog? toad	true
7 everyday foods that just happen to be poisonous	false
I had sex with a chicken last night. it turns out the chicken came first, after all.	true
Wife: shouldn't you be at work? me: i took care of it. boss: nice work today.	true
Do headphones just tie themselves in knots while we're not looking?	true
What's the difference between a microwave and anal sex? a microwave won't brownen your meat	true
A look back at marilyn monroe and joe dimaggio's wedding, 60 years later	false
Federal authorities reportedly thwarted security threat against pope francis	false
I wish bond movies gave a more realistic view of his jet lag and traveler's diarrhea.	true
What do you call..... what do you call dead black people in a barn? antique farm equipment!	true
Fire at islamic school in malaysia kills at least 23, mostly teens	false
What do you call an asshole with golden hair trump !	true
What happened to the man who turned into an insect ? he just beetled off !	true
One day isis is going to screw up and accidentally hit 'add your location' to a tweet.	true
These celebs slayed the red carpet at black girls rock! 2017	false
What's pale, lives in darkness and sucks blood? a tampon	true
This tattoo proves lions fans never give up hope (and are entirely delusional)	false
Nfl stars go full offense on twitter trolls' mean tweets	false
Top judge stands up for the constitutional rights of muslims	false
Do you know why there's no sound when django has sex? because the d is silent.	true
Why did the farmer name his pig ink? because he kept running out of the pen...	true
Austin ends veteran homelessness, says it's 'achievable' for all cities	false
Q: what is a budget? a: an orderly system for living beyond your means.	true
Ufc fighter suspended 5 years for...wait, what? smoking weed?!	false
Why was 6 afraid of 7? fear of commitment due to a lifetime of disappointment and heartbreak	true
Honk if you love jesus. text while driving if you'd like to meet him.	true
How to get a free upgrade on any trip	false
I love you, dad (healing the single father)	false
Did you here about the women who died after masturbating with a carrot? that was a dildon't	true
Why did bill and ted join islam? because they heard it was radical!	true
Cave-dwelling plants: strange subterranean nettles discovered in china	false
New york subway station features gay couple in groundbreaking mural	false
China nears peak coal, but its rustbelt pays the price	false
Arrival of mountain lion kitten in santa monica hills highlights the issue of cats' limited space	false
Guys, kelly kapowski does not belong solely to me she belongs to us all she's r. kelly	true
goes to walgreens for memory pill supplements forgets what they're called	true
Can we all stop pretending that alcohol tastes good?	true
Bernie sanders to cosponsor bill repealing gun law he once voted for	false
What do you call a ghost that lives in your butt? an ass-soul	true
Q: what did one math book say to the other? a: man i got a lot of problems!	true
Mass protests lead armenian leader to quit after just a week in office	false
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself	true
Does this mean that we're going to be bffs forever?	true
Why did marxism never catch on in england? because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.	true
Brazil probes olympics threats after group backs islamic state	false
Craft of the day: make these trick-or-treat halloween decorations	false
Howard university increases security after students receive death threats	false
Ban ki-moon, u.n. secretary general: gay rights must be respected in africa	false
I've got an idea for who should run for president next... hindsight, 2020.	true
Google street view: see the world with the click of a button	false
Report: justice department to ban profiling by federal law enforcement	false
Newt gingrich: mayors pander to black citizens by removing statues	false
I'm not a psycoanalyst... but i metacrazy once.	true
Trump's military parade planned for veterans day — without tanks	false
How do you make a duck sing soul music? put it in the microwave until it's bill withers.	true
Girls fight off would-be kidnapper in downtown atlanta, save 7-year-old from abduction (video)	false
Jazz fm radio station apologizes after airing gay porn soundtrack	false
5 things to know about your jewelry when getting a divorce	false
Why are saturday and sunday so strong? because the rest are weekdays.	true
What do you call the beginning of a porno? prelude	true
Chronic headaches common in soldiers after concussion, survey shows	false
Watch hands go up when hillary clinton asks who's been affected by substance abuse	false
Here's how: control the heat of your jalapeños (or any hot peppers)	false
I'm already fretting about all the attention my unborn second child is going to get	false
The days of our lives, one day at a time	false
Avon, estee lauder and mary kay allegedly testing makeup on animals	false
There are 2 things i love about women... tits	true
Lebron james sells his miami home for $13.4 million	false
California measles outbreak highest since it was declared eradicated, and it's only april	false
I just found a macklemore cd in a thrift shop and the universe imploded.	true
What's the difference between life and a prostitute? you have to pay a prostitute to fuck you	true
How do fireflies start a race ? ready steady glow !	true
Prison teaches beekeeping to inmates and it’s all the buzz	false
I judge the strength of the economy based on what type of candy people hand out on halloween.	true
Bernie sanders will endorse hillary clinton next week: report	false
Today's episode of wheel of fortune has been cancelled because jesus took the wheel.	true
Chimney whats the difference between santa claus and a jew? santa claus goes down the chimney	true
I don't usually make anal sex jokes... ...butt fuck it	true
What type of animals are put on envelopes? seals.	true
Seriously, why put the suicide hotline on the backs of buses? put it on the fronts.	true
What do you call five black guys having sex? a threesome 3/5ths compromise	true
What do isis and little miss muffet have in common? they both have kurds in their way.	true
The people of pompeii... mannequin challenge champions since 79ad	true
Why did the male spider spin a web? so he could catch all the fly ladies.	true

Number of patients infected by salmonella outbreak grows

false

Two psychics run into each other in the street the first one says, you're fine, how am i?

true

Meet cameron, the countercultural icon who bewitched los angeles

false

Fox news guest says confederate and pride flags are 'the exact same thing'

false

What did the guy with 5 penises say? these pants fit like a glove

true

What's the difference between harry potter and the jews? harry managed to escape the chamber.

true

What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer? nothing.

true

Cabaret icon on fearlessly kicking off 2015 with 'no regrets'

false

Do you know why there are no jokes about the jonestown massacre? the punchline is too long.

true

Stunning nyc apartment 'mansion' used to be a vacant parking lot (photos)

false

Saudi arabia's rights abuses have only gotten worse since obama's last visit

false

What was adolf hitler's favourite computer game? mein kraft.

true

Kristin cavallari shares adorable first photo of new baby girl

false

Real weddings: couples who got married over the holidays

false

The chuck e. cheese survival guide for adults

false

What was the anti-aging makeup company's slogan? make america 8 again

true

What do you call an illegally parked frog? toad

true

7 everyday foods that just happen to be poisonous

false

I had sex with a chicken last night. it turns out the chicken came first, after all.

true

Wife: shouldn't you be at work? me: i took care of it. boss: nice work today.

true

Do headphones just tie themselves in knots while we're not looking?

true

What's the difference between a microwave and anal sex? a microwave won't brownen your meat

true

A look back at marilyn monroe and joe dimaggio's wedding, 60 years later

false

Federal authorities reportedly thwarted security threat against pope francis

false

I wish bond movies gave a more realistic view of his jet lag and traveler's diarrhea.

true

What do you call..... what do you call dead black people in a barn? antique farm equipment!

true

Fire at islamic school in malaysia kills at least 23, mostly teens

false

What do you call an asshole with golden hair trump !

true

What happened to the man who turned into an insect ? he just beetled off !

true

One day isis is going to screw up and accidentally hit 'add your location' to a tweet.

true

These celebs slayed the red carpet at black girls rock! 2017

false

What's pale, lives in darkness and sucks blood? a tampon

true

This tattoo proves lions fans never give up hope (and are entirely delusional)

false

Nfl stars go full offense on twitter trolls' mean tweets

false

Top judge stands up for the constitutional rights of muslims

false

Do you know why there's no sound when django has sex? because the d is silent.

true

Why did the farmer name his pig ink? because he kept running out of the pen...

true

Austin ends veteran homelessness, says it's 'achievable' for all cities

false

Q: what is a budget? a: an orderly system for living beyond your means.

true

Ufc fighter suspended 5 years for...wait, what? smoking weed?!

false

Why was 6 afraid of 7? fear of commitment due to a lifetime of disappointment and heartbreak

true

Honk if you love jesus. text while driving if you'd like to meet him.

true

How to get a free upgrade on any trip

false

I love you, dad (healing the single father)

false

Did you here about the women who died after masturbating with a carrot? that was a dildon't

true

Why did bill and ted join islam? because they heard it was radical!

true

Cave-dwelling plants: strange subterranean nettles discovered in china

false

New york subway station features gay couple in groundbreaking mural

false

China nears peak coal, but its rustbelt pays the price

false

Arrival of mountain lion kitten in santa monica hills highlights the issue of cats' limited space

false

Guys, kelly kapowski does not belong solely to me she belongs to us all she's r. kelly

true

*goes to walgreens for memory pill supplements* *forgets what they're called*

true

Can we all stop pretending that alcohol tastes good?

true

Bernie sanders to cosponsor bill repealing gun law he once voted for

false

What do you call a ghost that lives in your butt? an ass-soul

true

Q: what did one math book say to the other? a: man i got a lot of problems!

true

Mass protests lead armenian leader to quit after just a week in office

false

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself

true

Does this mean that we're going to be bffs forever?

true

Why did marxism never catch on in england? because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

true

Brazil probes olympics threats after group backs islamic state

false

Craft of the day: make these trick-or-treat halloween decorations

false

Howard university increases security after students receive death threats

false

Ban ki-moon, u.n. secretary general: gay rights must be respected in africa

false

I've got an idea for who should run for president next... hindsight, 2020.

true

Google street view: see the world with the click of a button

false

Report: justice department to ban profiling by federal law enforcement

false

Newt gingrich: mayors pander to black citizens by removing statues

false

I'm not a psycoanalyst... but i metacrazy once.

true

Trump's military parade planned for veterans day — without tanks

false

How do you make a duck sing soul music? put it in the microwave until it's bill withers.

true

Girls fight off would-be kidnapper in downtown atlanta, save 7-year-old from abduction (video)

false

Jazz fm radio station apologizes after airing gay porn soundtrack

false

5 things to know about your jewelry when getting a divorce

false

Why are saturday and sunday so strong? because the rest are weekdays.

true

What do you call the beginning of a porno? prelude

true

Chronic headaches common in soldiers after concussion, survey shows

false

Watch hands go up when hillary clinton asks who's been affected by substance abuse

false

Here's how: control the heat of your jalapeños (or any hot peppers)

false

I'm already fretting about all the attention my unborn second child is going to get

false

The days of our lives, one day at a time

false

Avon, estee lauder and mary kay allegedly testing makeup on animals

false

There are 2 things i love about women... tits

true

Lebron james sells his miami home for $13.4 million

false

California measles outbreak highest since it was declared eradicated, and it's only april

false

I just found a macklemore cd in a thrift shop and the universe imploded.

true

What's the difference between life and a prostitute? you have to pay a prostitute to fuck you

true

How do fireflies start a race ? ready steady glow !

true

Prison teaches beekeeping to inmates and it’s all the buzz

false

I judge the strength of the economy based on what type of candy people hand out on halloween.

true

Bernie sanders will endorse hillary clinton next week: report

false

Today's episode of wheel of fortune has been cancelled because jesus took the wheel.

true

Chimney whats the difference between santa claus and a jew? santa claus goes down the chimney

true

I don't usually make anal sex jokes... ...butt fuck it

true

What type of animals are put on envelopes? seals.

true

Seriously, why put the suicide hotline on the backs of buses? put it on the fronts.

true

What do you call five black guys having sex? a threesome 3/5ths compromise

true

What do isis and little miss muffet have in common? they both have kurds in their way.

true

The people of pompeii... mannequin challenge champions since 79ad

true

Why did the male spider spin a web? so he could catch all the fly ladies.

true