CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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This video of a reporter being detained is terrifying	false
People who say they don't know how to lie are lying.	true
I want you to be completely honest with me as long as you're only pointing out my strengths.	true
New exercise regimen: i can only sit down when my toddler does. so far i've lost 17,000 pounds.	true
Why didn't the orange want to be eaten? because he wasn't feeling appealing.	true
What would the most depressing game show be? biggest loser: all-stars.	true
Blood sugar solution challenge, day 13: eat often and in more small servings	false
'the boss' is kryptonite to 'batman v superman' at the weekend box office	false
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? nothing, it just let out a little whine	true
Your complete guide to 2015 summer tv premiere dates	false
Why are omegle and chatroulette great dating sites? because they have plenty of members.	true
The doctor's had some troubles convincing jim he had gone deaf. he wouldn't hear it.	true
Where would you take a ghost for lunch? pizza haunt!	true
Gay couple sues after u.s. denies citizenship to one of their twin boys	false
Gethealth summit to address health workforce shortages in developing countries	false
Berlin attacker called on isis supporters to 'kill the crusader pigs': video	false
States are favoring school choice at a steep cost to public education	false
There was a kidnapping at my school today... it's okay guys, he woke up.	true
George lucas says princess leia got ph.d. at age 19	false
Holy days in a strange land: photos of refugees in greece during ramadan	false
Thailand arrests 'foreign' man over bangkok shrine bombing	false
Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.	true
Did you hear about the duck with a drug problem? he was a real quackhead.	true
Christine o'donnell, of 'i'm not a witch' fame, now says she is subject of 'witch hunt'	false
Jared kushner to testify behind closed doors about russia contacts	false
Rebels without a cause? beyond heroic social entrepreneurship in davos	false
Amazon echo may be sending its sound waves into the court room as our first 'smart witness'	false
I used my rosary as a whip today... call me indiana joan of arc	true
I feel like jesus... is the kind of person to leave you hanging.	true
2015 can be the tipping point for safe schools and children's education globally	false
Donald trump could get booted off the ballot in minnesota	false
To work in douma, men must join militants of jaish al-islam	false
Sushi cake recipes: layer cakes, bundts and napoleons (photos)	false
History now made, the u.s. and cuba face a bumpy road ahead	false
Sweden 'trying to banish gender' through toy advertising and language	false
My god...we're monsters, i murmured to a local monster, who nodded sympathetically	true
Ivana trump wants president trump to keep tweeting	false
Whoever's job it is to make sure i eat before i drink is fired.	true
Winner: our readers' best chocolate chip cookie recipe	false
Me: did you get into my weed again? wife dipping a pop tart in ranch dressing what?	true
Rohingya muslims beg myanmar authorities for safe passage	false
What do you get when you suck all of the botox out of madonna? betty white.	true
It's weird that gasoline smells good but tastes amazing	true
Casahop, web's newest social home exchange, launches tuesday (update)	false
Global drug spending to hit $1.4 trillion in 2020	false
Ten horrible pilots we hope we never fly with	false
Whole foods' first '365' store to open in may	false
Boy it sure is muggy out here.- white people, walking through the hood.	true
Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight years olds? there's 20 of them.	true
Please stop throwing my only possession. ~dogs everywhere	true
What did the donut say to the cop? don't taste me, bro !	true
Why was the garbage man arrested? because he was bin laden.	true
Leap year: 24-hour celebration at walt disney world and disneyland	false
Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car? because he got tired.	true
C'mon, i can't be the only one that does kegels to pass the time in meetings	true
How do you feel when there is no coffee? depresso.	true
Why are all satanists trypophobic? they're grossed out by holy things.	true
I'm so committed to pizza that i've stopped wearing a condom when i eat it.	true
Why does this town have two grenade launchers?	false
Here's what people fear in china's 'silicon valley'	false
'the tonight show' turns beautiful christmas poem into a trumpian nightmare	false
Sheriff uses sledgehammer to save 2 kids trapped in hot car	false
What's difference between good weed and good pussy? you can smell the weed from across the room.	true
Lady gaga crushes on cardi b's 'bad romance' cover in high school	false
Google admits to a maps power play with microsoft	false
Famous animal activists: celebrities who care about the creatures around them	false
Ok, imagine a fleshlight, but full of food. - hot pocket sales pitch	true
Why is a ghost like an empty house? because there's no body there!	true
Nancy meyers thinks we should all unplug a little bit more	false
U.s. police killings of unarmed mexican men enrage latino community	false
What the experts didn't tell me about formula	false
Promise or peril? africa’s 830 million young people by 2050	false
Worst-dressed list: rihanna, kim kardashian and 16 more bad celebrity outfits this week (photos)	false
Nba coach whose father was killed by extremists says banning muslims is 'horrible'	false
New numbers show abortion-related deaths still extremely rare	false
Tragedy follows tragedy in pakistan: when will it ever end?	false
A fighting spirit: elliot williams continues to persevere in memory of his mother	false
Zach rance: the reality star who stands out from the rest	false
Studies have shown... (nsfw) 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape.	true
Jack and coke don't go together because jack is a recovering addict.	true
Democratic candidates to debate 6 times, starting in october	false
8 things you need to know about president trump’s new cuba policy	false
I studied abroad for a year. but she got really creeped out and moved away.	true
On mtv's 'true life,' orlando survivors offer pleas for gun reform	false
Why was the high schooler in the gun store? there was a back to school sale.	true
Hillary clinton's lawyer defends her use of personal email	false
Secret to good sex, myth of the large penis, and more	false
Her: are you okay? me: yea, great! this isn't even my blood!	true
Meet the new queer singer-songwriter you can't miss at pride	false
Her: what are your desires? me: my desires are.....unconventional.	true
Drake started from the bottom. of darwin's evolution chart.	true
Whats the best way to get over a girl? get under another one	true
The problem for problem gamblers in the gop health care bill	false
There's nothing 'loki' about these photos from the 'thor: ragnarok' set	false
Reince priebus: i don't think gop is divided	false
What do you call a gang of tires? a rubber band	true
The 'world's widest water slide' is outrageous (and illegal)	false
What do sea monsters eat? fish and ships!	true
Sarah huckabee sanders 'reveals' favorite part of job in seth meyers' spoof briefing	false
Why did the cheese go to the museum? to get cultured	true

This video of a reporter being detained is terrifying

false

People who say they don't know how to lie are lying.

true

I want you to be completely honest with me as long as you're only pointing out my strengths.

true

New exercise regimen: i can only sit down when my toddler does. so far i've lost 17,000 pounds.

true

Why didn't the orange want to be eaten? because he wasn't feeling appealing.

true

What would the most depressing game show be? biggest loser: all-stars.

true

Blood sugar solution challenge, day 13: eat often and in more small servings

false

'the boss' is kryptonite to 'batman v superman' at the weekend box office

false

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? nothing, it just let out a little whine

true

Your complete guide to 2015 summer tv premiere dates

false

Why are omegle and chatroulette great dating sites? because they have plenty of members.

true

The doctor's had some troubles convincing jim he had gone deaf. he wouldn't hear it.

true

Where would you take a ghost for lunch? pizza haunt!

true

Gay couple sues after u.s. denies citizenship to one of their twin boys

false

Gethealth summit to address health workforce shortages in developing countries

false

Berlin attacker called on isis supporters to 'kill the crusader pigs': video

false

States are favoring school choice at a steep cost to public education

false

There was a kidnapping at my school today... it's okay guys, he woke up.

true

George lucas says princess leia got ph.d. at age 19

false

Holy days in a strange land: photos of refugees in greece during ramadan

false

Thailand arrests 'foreign' man over bangkok shrine bombing

false

Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.

true

Did you hear about the duck with a drug problem? he was a real quackhead.

true

Christine o'donnell, of 'i'm not a witch' fame, now says she is subject of 'witch hunt'

false

Jared kushner to testify behind closed doors about russia contacts

false

Rebels without a cause? beyond heroic social entrepreneurship in davos

false

Amazon echo may be sending its sound waves into the court room as our first 'smart witness'

false

I used my rosary as a whip today... call me indiana joan of arc

true

I feel like jesus... is the kind of person to leave you hanging.

true

2015 can be the tipping point for safe schools and children's education globally

false

Donald trump could get booted off the ballot in minnesota

false

To work in douma, men must join militants of jaish al-islam

false

Sushi cake recipes: layer cakes, bundts and napoleons (photos)

false

History now made, the u.s. and cuba face a bumpy road ahead

false

Sweden 'trying to banish gender' through toy advertising and language

false

My god...we're monsters, i murmured to a local monster, who nodded sympathetically

true

Ivana trump wants president trump to keep tweeting

false

Whoever's job it is to make sure i eat before i drink is fired.

true

Winner: our readers' best chocolate chip cookie recipe

false

Me: did you get into my weed again? wife *dipping a pop tart in ranch dressing* what?

true

Rohingya muslims beg myanmar authorities for safe passage

false

What do you get when you suck all of the botox out of madonna? betty white.

true

It's weird that gasoline smells good but tastes amazing

true

Casahop, web's newest social home exchange, launches tuesday (update)

false

Global drug spending to hit $1.4 trillion in 2020

false

Ten horrible pilots we hope we never fly with

false

Whole foods' first '365' store to open in may

false

Boy it sure is muggy out here.- white people, walking through the hood.

true

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight years olds? there's 20 of them.

true

Please stop throwing my only possession. ~dogs everywhere

true

What did the donut say to the cop? don't taste me, bro !

true

Why was the garbage man arrested? because he was bin laden.

true

Leap year: 24-hour celebration at walt disney world and disneyland

false

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car? because he got tired.

true

C'mon, i can't be the only one that does kegels to pass the time in meetings

true

How do you feel when there is no coffee? depresso.

true

Why are all satanists trypophobic? they're grossed out by holy things.

true

I'm so committed to pizza that i've stopped wearing a condom when i eat it.

true

Why does this town have two grenade launchers?

false

Here's what people fear in china's 'silicon valley'

false

'the tonight show' turns beautiful christmas poem into a trumpian nightmare

false

Sheriff uses sledgehammer to save 2 kids trapped in hot car

false

What's difference between good weed and good pussy? you can smell the weed from across the room.

true

Lady gaga crushes on cardi b's 'bad romance' cover in high school

false

Google admits to a maps power play with microsoft

false

Famous animal activists: celebrities who care about the creatures around them

false

Ok, imagine a fleshlight, but full of food. - hot pocket sales pitch

true

Why is a ghost like an empty house? because there's no body there!

true

Nancy meyers thinks we should all unplug a little bit more

false

U.s. police killings of unarmed mexican men enrage latino community

false

What the experts didn't tell me about formula

false

Promise or peril? africa’s 830 million young people by 2050

false

Worst-dressed list: rihanna, kim kardashian and 16 more bad celebrity outfits this week (photos)

false

Nba coach whose father was killed by extremists says banning muslims is 'horrible'

false

New numbers show abortion-related deaths still extremely rare

false

Tragedy follows tragedy in pakistan: when will it ever end?

false

A fighting spirit: elliot williams continues to persevere in memory of his mother

false

Zach rance: the reality star who stands out from the rest

false

Studies have shown... (nsfw) 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape.

true

Jack and coke don't go together because jack is a recovering addict.

true

Democratic candidates to debate 6 times, starting in october

false

8 things you need to know about president trump’s new cuba policy

false

I studied abroad for a year. but she got really creeped out and moved away.

true

On mtv's 'true life,' orlando survivors offer pleas for gun reform

false

Why was the high schooler in the gun store? there was a back to school sale.

true

Hillary clinton's lawyer defends her use of personal email

false

Secret to good sex, myth of the large penis, and more

false

Her: are you okay? me: yea, great! this isn't even my blood!

true

Meet the new queer singer-songwriter you can't miss at pride

false

Her: what are your desires? me: my desires are.....unconventional.

true

Drake started from the bottom. of darwin's evolution chart.

true

Whats the best way to get over a girl? get under another one

true

The problem for problem gamblers in the gop health care bill

false

There's nothing 'loki' about these photos from the 'thor: ragnarok' set

false

Reince priebus: i don't think gop is divided

false

What do you call a gang of tires? a rubber band

true

The 'world's widest water slide' is outrageous (and illegal)

false

What do sea monsters eat? fish and ships!

true

Sarah huckabee sanders 'reveals' favorite part of job in seth meyers' spoof briefing

false

Why did the cheese go to the museum? to get cultured

true