CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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What's worse than finding your first grey pubic hair...... ....finding it between your teeth.	true
Patty jenkins officially seals the deal to direct 'wonder woman' sequel	false
Selena gomez praises taylor swift's ‘big heart’ in birthday message	false
The academy of nutrition and dietetics' big food controversy	false
Colbert's trump binge is a brilliant piece of media criticism	false
Q: what do a blonde and a car have in common? a: they can both drive you crazy.	true
Clintons personally paid state department staffer to maintain server	false
The best hotel-hosted super bowl parties in las vegas (photos)	false
What do you call a dog who can do magic? a labracadabrador	true
Q: why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school? a: she wanted to be a nurse.	true
'daily show' delivers the most damning argument for changing the redskins' name yet	false
There's a petition to rename robert e. lee high school after coach pop	false
A pirate with a parrot on his shoulder was applying for a job. his resume spoke for itself.	true
My wife has so many shoes the bedroom looks like the outside of a mosque.	true
Google's new 'low key' ceo is so on trend	false
'green eggs and ham': celebrating the 52nd anniversary with dr. seuss weddings (photos)	false
If cocaine were an old cranky man... he'd say blow me!	true
Apparently one in three people cheat. i wonder if it's my wife or my girlfriend.	true
Prayer book of wwii veteran returned to family 70 years later	false
Kumail nanjiani tells grads to ‘have sex with an immigrant’	false
Happy fathers day to all you mother fuckers!	true
Donald trump said he is going to do an ama from the space station for upvotes	true
Uk prime minister race between leadsom and may heats up	false
Submit your best! (puns) what are your best one or two liner puns?	true
Larry wilmore drops the n-word on national television	false
It's important even when you're really busy to stop and make time to notice how bad everything is.	true
Finally figured out that 'yolo' is 'carpe diem' in douchebag.	true
What do you call stephen hawking before he got motor neuron disease? stephen walkin	true
The thorn in the side of women over 70	false
Behind the scenes with one of broadway's biggest magicians	false
How much is appropriate to tip the police officer who opens the squad car door for you?	true
When you think about it, the little old man behind the curtain in oz was the original catfish.	true
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? it's easy to roast beef...	true
How can you tell that your girlfriend is getting fat? she fits into your wife's clothes.	true
Why are there so many grammar nazis on the internet? because english majors have no jobs.	true
Get down & dirty with sweet potatoes and yams	false
Q: what do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night? a: stay awake and wonder if there's a dog	true
Beyoncé channeled 5 of lil' kim's iconic outfits and lil' kim couldn't cope	false
Over 400 billion people a year are victims of exaggerated statistics.	true
Here's how to make your favorite foods from south park	false
The night before my friend's wedding she told me she didn't want to get married	false
A letter to lamees, who is two days old	false
Eggs and ham cup: on the go breakfast (photo)	false
Our daily guide to the #30up look good, feel good challenge	false
Tell you what i know about dwarves very little. i can say that, they look up to me.	true
Doctors can benefit in a big way from your online reviews	false
Im straight edge i only drink beer and smoke meth	true
Coffee shop refuses to serve man after racist rant against woman in niqab	false
Q: how do you catch a red elephant? a: with a red elephant trap.	true
Susan hayward's pin-up look... and how to get it (photos)	false
What do you call an anthropomorphic car that's attracted to itself? autosexual.	true
Me: sweetie, i think these wireless headphones you got me are defective. wife: those are earmuffs.	true
Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces? the pawn shop.	true
All carpentry tool names were created by someone in desperate need of sex.	true
What type of shoes to pedophiles wear? white vans.	true
A neutron walks into a bar... the bartender hands him a drink and says, 'for you, no charge!'	true
What came first the chicken or the egg? the chicken, eggs don't cum.	true
Investing in clean water will create much-needed jobs: un	false
Life enrichment: bringing meaning, purpose and joy to those with memory loss	false
When someone spaces out their ha ha ha's in a text i read it in count dracula's voice	true
John legend's fiancee chrissy teigen opens up about their wedding	false
Maryland marriage equality fundraiser in new york city brings out the celebrities	false
If elon musk ran for president, what would his subreddit be called? /r/futurology	true
Charlie sheen's 'anger management': denise richards to guest star in new show	false
Trapped in an internet desert, detroit teens struggle to stay online	false
How do you start a conversation with a bunch of idiots? helllooooo america!	true
What's the difference between tiger woods and santa? santa stops at three ho's.	true
Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? he still lacked common and horse!	true
I'm like a cupcake, i'll go straight to your ass, girl.	true
The routine mental health screening that could save your life	false
My impulsive son throws caution to the wind	false
7 books every middle-aged person should read this summer	false
How do you fix a pumpkin with a pumpkin patch... i'm so sorry.	true
How does a redneck mother know her daughter is on her period? her son's dick tastes funny.	true
Private equity tax strategy probed by irs 5 years ago but no formal action taken	false
This funny-looking bar is one of the most overlooked pieces of gym equipment (video)	false
I'm making a party for people who can't ejaculate... let me know if you are coming or not.	true
How do you know if helen keller just masturbated? she spits when she talks.	true
Confucius say... man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.	true
What is green and has cake? grass. the cake is a lie.	true
Weekend diy ideas: 8 great ways to fix up your space in less than 2 days (photos)	false
Journalists urge republicans not to charge for workspaces at 2016 convention	false
'jason bourne' fights to the top of the box office with $60 million debut	false
Wild brawl turns yankees-tigers game into fight club	false
Ben carson cancels $31,000 furniture order after ethics questions	false
Why do black people wear lots of chains? it's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.	true
So, the mad scientist duo finally succeeded and the universe was destroyed by a pair o' docs	true
It was the busta rhymes, it was the worsta rhymes.	true
I still don't understand how finishing my food is going to save a starving child in africa.	true
Trump plans likely to aggravate u.s. inequality: nobel winner deaton	false
I made a list of my favorite asses... it's a big ass list.	true
Here's what everyone who doesn't care about soccer is thinking during the world cup	false
Why old people don't have sex? have you ever tried pulling a grilled cheese apart?	true
Aidan and mr. big had a 'sex and the city' reunion	false
Wedding live streams up 250 percent in one year	false
Why is this year's flu so dangerous for young adults?	false
The story behind the new tattoo on my right wrist	false
U.s. airways, american airlines reportedly days away from $11 billion merger	false
5 ways for stay-at-home parents to get back on the career track	false
Sometimes i see a post and think good.. its your own fault	true

What's worse than finding your first grey pubic hair...... ....finding it between your teeth.

true

Patty jenkins officially seals the deal to direct 'wonder woman' sequel

false

Selena gomez praises taylor swift's ‘big heart’ in birthday message

false

The academy of nutrition and dietetics' big food controversy

false

Colbert's trump binge is a brilliant piece of media criticism

false

Q: what do a blonde and a car have in common? a: they can both drive you crazy.

true

Clintons personally paid state department staffer to maintain server

false

The best hotel-hosted super bowl parties in las vegas (photos)

false

What do you call a dog who can do magic? a labracadabrador

true

Q: why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school? a: she wanted to be a nurse.

true

'daily show' delivers the most damning argument for changing the redskins' name yet

false

There's a petition to rename robert e. lee high school after coach pop

false

A pirate with a parrot on his shoulder was applying for a job. his resume spoke for itself.

true

My wife has so many shoes the bedroom looks like the outside of a mosque.

true

Google's new 'low key' ceo is so on trend

false

'green eggs and ham': celebrating the 52nd anniversary with dr. seuss weddings (photos)

false

If cocaine were an old cranky man... he'd say blow me!

true

Apparently one in three people cheat. i wonder if it's my wife or my girlfriend.

true

Prayer book of wwii veteran returned to family 70 years later

false

Kumail nanjiani tells grads to ‘have sex with an immigrant’

false

Happy fathers day to all you mother fuckers!

true

Donald trump said he is going to do an ama from the space station for upvotes

true

Uk prime minister race between leadsom and may heats up

false

Submit your best! (puns) what are your best one or two liner puns?

true

Larry wilmore drops the n-word on national television

false

It's important even when you're really busy to stop and make time to notice how bad everything is.

true

Finally figured out that 'yolo' is 'carpe diem' in douchebag.

true

What do you call stephen hawking before he got motor neuron disease? stephen walkin

true

The thorn in the side of women over 70

false

Behind the scenes with one of broadway's biggest magicians

false

How much is appropriate to tip the police officer who opens the squad car door for you?

true

When you think about it, the little old man behind the curtain in oz was the original catfish.

true

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? it's easy to roast beef...

true

How can you tell that your girlfriend is getting fat? she fits into your wife's clothes.

true

Why are there so many grammar nazis on the internet? because english majors have no jobs.

true

Get down & dirty with sweet potatoes and yams

false

Q: what do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night? a: stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

true

Beyoncé channeled 5 of lil' kim's iconic outfits and lil' kim couldn't cope

false

Over 400 billion people a year are victims of exaggerated statistics.

true

Here's how to make your favorite foods from south park

false

The night before my friend's wedding she told me she didn't want to get married

false

A letter to lamees, who is two days old

false

Eggs and ham cup: on the go breakfast (photo)

false

Our daily guide to the #30up look good, feel good challenge

false

Tell you what i know about dwarves very little. i can say that, they look up to me.

true

Doctors can benefit in a big way from your online reviews

false

Im straight edge i only drink beer and smoke meth

true

Coffee shop refuses to serve man after racist rant against woman in niqab

false

Q: how do you catch a red elephant? a: with a red elephant trap.

true

Susan hayward's pin-up look... and how to get it (photos)

false

What do you call an anthropomorphic car that's attracted to itself? autosexual.

true

Me: sweetie, i think these wireless headphones you got me are defective. wife: those are earmuffs.

true

Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces? the pawn shop.

true

All carpentry tool names were created by someone in desperate need of sex.

true

What type of shoes to pedophiles wear? white vans.

true

A neutron walks into a bar... the bartender hands him a drink and says, 'for you, no charge!'

true

What came first the chicken or the egg? the chicken, eggs don't cum.

true

Investing in clean water will create much-needed jobs: un

false

Life enrichment: bringing meaning, purpose and joy to those with memory loss

false

When someone spaces out their ha ha ha's in a text i read it in count dracula's voice

true

John legend's fiancee chrissy teigen opens up about their wedding

false

Maryland marriage equality fundraiser in new york city brings out the celebrities

false

If elon musk ran for president, what would his subreddit be called? /r/futurology

true

Charlie sheen's 'anger management': denise richards to guest star in new show

false

Trapped in an internet desert, detroit teens struggle to stay online

false

How do you start a conversation with a bunch of idiots? helllooooo america!

true

What's the difference between tiger woods and santa? santa stops at three ho's.

true

Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? he still lacked common and horse!

true

I'm like a cupcake, i'll go straight to your ass, girl.

true

The routine mental health screening that could save your life

false

My impulsive son throws caution to the wind

false

7 books every middle-aged person should read this summer

false

How do you fix a pumpkin with a pumpkin patch... i'm so sorry.

true

How does a redneck mother know her daughter is on her period? her son's dick tastes funny.

true

Private equity tax strategy probed by irs 5 years ago but no formal action taken

false

This funny-looking bar is one of the most overlooked pieces of gym equipment (video)

false

I'm making a party for people who can't ejaculate... let me know if you are coming or not.

true

How do you know if helen keller just masturbated? she spits when she talks.

true

Confucius say... man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

true

What is green and has cake? grass. the cake is a lie.

true

Weekend diy ideas: 8 great ways to fix up your space in less than 2 days (photos)

false

Journalists urge republicans not to charge for workspaces at 2016 convention

false

'jason bourne' fights to the top of the box office with $60 million debut

false

Wild brawl turns yankees-tigers game into fight club

false

Ben carson cancels $31,000 furniture order after ethics questions

false

Why do black people wear lots of chains? it's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

true

So, the mad scientist duo finally succeeded and the universe was destroyed by a pair o' docs

true

It was the busta rhymes, it was the worsta rhymes.

true

I still don't understand how finishing my food is going to save a starving child in africa.

true

Trump plans likely to aggravate u.s. inequality: nobel winner deaton

false

I made a list of my favorite asses... it's a big ass list.

true

Here's what everyone who doesn't care about soccer is thinking during the world cup

false

Why old people don't have sex? have you ever tried pulling a grilled cheese apart?

true

Aidan and mr. big had a 'sex and the city' reunion

false

Wedding live streams up 250 percent in one year

false

Why is this year's flu so dangerous for young adults?

false

The story behind the new tattoo on my right wrist

false

U.s. airways, american airlines reportedly days away from $11 billion merger

false

5 ways for stay-at-home parents to get back on the career track

false

Sometimes i see a post and think good.. its your own fault

true