CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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18 inanimate objects that understand our human struggles	false
What do you call an easter extremist? the middle easter bunny	true
Here's who will help donald trump decide who should lead the u.s. government	false
Jerry brown warns wildfires are california's 'new normal'	false
How to wear feathers without looking cuckoo (photos)	false
Starburst to make dreams come true: all-pink packs	false
What does a menopausal vietnam vet suffer from? hot flashbacks	true
How to be a hero: insight from the milgram experiment	false
No, i don't need a fitbit. i can count to 45 by myself.	true
The platypus has to be the weirdest looking animal i've ever gotten pregnant.	true
Puppy teaches baby to use teething ring (video)	false
Why can't ray charles see his friends? he's married	true
School districts start training teachers to carry concealed weapons in classroom	false
Emma roberts reveals how to do a perfect bitch face	false
The hiking trip that helped me reconnect with exercise	false
Where was soloman's temple located? on the side of his head.	true
I'm at my most brilliant when the door says pull and i don't believe it.	true
Missing louisiana teen's sister: 'she is our heart and we want her home'	false
How many pornstars does it take to screw in a lightbulb? i don't know... i skipped the intro.	true
Did you hear about the naked guy swimming in the river in paris? he was in seine	true
Every woman is wrong until she starts crying... then she's right.	true
How did australians get ebola? by eating at outbreak steak house	true
All pills are sleeping pills if you take enough of them.	true
There's no 'i' in team... no, but there's a 'u' in cunt!	true
Ke$ha billboard music awards dress is 'more naked than usual' (photos)	false
I love long romantic walks to the fridge. that's how i maintain my curves	true
Calcium supplementation linked to increased risk of heart attacks	false
A digital lifeline: the importance of cell phones to homeless youth	false
Did you know stuffing your bra with toilet paper works pretty well... except when it rains.	true
Fbi chief, asked about trump tweets, said he tells bureau to ignore 'the noise'	false
What happens when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?	true
Alec baldwin feuds with producer over memoir claims in ridiculous twitter war	false
Makeup tips: how to get a smudgy, smokey eye with facial tissues (photos)	false
What do you call a group of crows? the end of season 5.	true
Why the house and senate health care bills will make the opiate epidemic much worse	false
Bmi chart: why it's a bad idea to trust it	false
40 things every mom should have and should know by 40	false
If you were in a race with vegetables you would need to get a head of lettuce	true
Knock know 9/11 knock knock. who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? i thought you said you'd never forget.	true
Jim myers' double life as george the animal steele	false
New series explores the challenges of coming out of the hiv 'closet'	false
If you have a shitty job, you probably shouldn't lick your fingers at lunch time.	true
Why do chemists go to the gym so much? before they titrate, they need to get buffer!	true
Man accused of keeping woman in crate killed by cops	false
What was confucius' favorite comfort food? macaroni and qi.	true
Wall street journal releases annual score card for best and worst airlines	false
Stray cat walks into a zoo, gains a very unlikely bff	false
Susan sarandon doesn't know if she'd vote for hillary over trump	false
Some think an alien space probe just passed earth and deliberately ignored us	false
Kate middleton glams up for a night without prince william	false
Q: what do you call african water? nicaragua	true
Why don't debutantes like group sex? too many thank you notes to write	true
Licensed to grill: mike d's brooklyn town house	false
John travolta and nicolas cage walk into a bar... the barman says, why the wrong face?	true
Inflation joke due to inflation, a picture is now worth only 436 words. thanks obama.	true
The sweet connection between mindy kaling's pregnancy and the end of her show	false
Stephen colbert gives members of trump's administration the alter-egos they deserve	false
The nra says its 'eddie eagle’ program works to keep curious kids away from unsecured guns	false
Disney chief reveals 'star wars:episode vii' has begun shooting, cast nearly complete	false
Land rights: one key to women's economic empowerment	false
Troy donovan, family reclaim colorado home from squatters	false
Donald trump sides with julian assange on dnc hacks	false
Prince died of an ‘exceedingly high’ amount of fentanyl, report says	false
Kristen stewart, demetri martin and other stars hit 2016 tribeca film festival lineup	false
The white house is burning, and trump's holding the matches	false
The woman in the superman underwear next to me does not quite understand how white pants work.	true
Celebrity beauty products 'not good value for money,' says study	false
7 essential makeup tips for girls who wear glasses	false
What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone? an oncologist	true
35 nanas and pop pops who are down to party for national grandparents day (photos)	false
Huffpost editors go head-to-head over greece's debt crisis	false
How can you call someone and sound fabulous? use a homophone.	true
Sarah michelle gellar now selling lemonade to 'earn a living'	false
I'm not the male chauvinist one god is, he is the one that made women inferior.	true
I like my women like i like my fields..... fertile and full of my seed	true
What's black & rhymes with snoop? dr. dre	true
Did you hear kim jong un banned sarcasm? woops, thought this was r/news	true
Democrats are spotlighting a big education problem pushing kids out of school	false
Welcome to myanmar's (empty) capital city, president obama!	false
Lara stone & kate moss pose for 'love' with kitten ears (photo)	false
What did the nazi officer say when he saw the americans approaching? au schwitz!	true
Did you hear about the terrible kidnapping? yeah. he woke up. :)	true
Atotonilco, mexico -- high art, folk art, hot springs, food!	false
Yeah my dad left to get vape juice 6 years ago, but he never came back	true
At least 19 killed after airstrike hits afghan hospital	false
Britain's eu envoy abruptly resigns just months before formal brexit talks	false
Guess what gordon ramsay said about my mixtape... its raaaawwwwwww!!!!!!	true
I'm so horny i could eat out a horse.	true
Kobe bryant converted to islam today as-salamu a-laker	true
Why did the chicken cross the playground? to get to the other slide.	true
In hopes of building a better life, pedro gomez jr. lost 232 pounds	false
The recession is over, but this huge problem is not	false
Made a graph of my past relationships i have an ex-axis and a why-axis	true
7 lesser-known roles played by the legendary meryl streep	false
5 ways a weekend trip with toddlers will make you never want to leave your house again	false
What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate? a marsbar!	true
American students aren't learning the full truth about slavery	false
It's amazing how few people list the hospital as their emergency contact.	true
Don't believe the hype: obama's limited restrictions on military equipment for cops were reasonable	false
Dallas is where i finally get to see the famous french déjeûner sur l'herbe painting by monet	false

18 inanimate objects that understand our human struggles

false

What do you call an easter extremist? the middle easter bunny

true

Here's who will help donald trump decide who should lead the u.s. government

false

Jerry brown warns wildfires are california's 'new normal'

false

How to wear feathers without looking cuckoo (photos)

false

Starburst to make dreams come true: all-pink packs

false

What does a menopausal vietnam vet suffer from? hot flashbacks

true

How to be a hero: insight from the milgram experiment

false

No, i don't need a fitbit. i can count to 45 by myself.

true

The platypus has to be the weirdest looking animal i've ever gotten pregnant.

true

Puppy teaches baby to use teething ring (video)

false

Why can't ray charles see his friends? he's married

true

School districts start training teachers to carry concealed weapons in classroom

false

Emma roberts reveals how to do a perfect bitch face

false

The hiking trip that helped me reconnect with exercise

false

Where was soloman's temple located? on the side of his head.

true

I'm at my most brilliant when the door says pull and i don't believe it.

true

Missing louisiana teen's sister: 'she is our heart and we want her home'

false

How many pornstars does it take to screw in a lightbulb? i don't know... i skipped the intro.

true

Did you hear about the naked guy swimming in the river in paris? he was in seine

true

Every woman is wrong until she starts crying... then she's right.

true

How did australians get ebola? by eating at outbreak steak house

true

All pills are sleeping pills if you take enough of them.

true

There's no 'i' in team... no, but there's a 'u' in cunt!

true

Ke$ha billboard music awards dress is 'more naked than usual' (photos)

false

I love long romantic walks to the fridge. that's how i maintain my curves

true

Calcium supplementation linked to increased risk of heart attacks

false

A digital lifeline: the importance of cell phones to homeless youth

false

Did you know stuffing your bra with toilet paper works pretty well... except when it rains.

true

Fbi chief, asked about trump tweets, said he tells bureau to ignore 'the noise'

false

What happens when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

true

Alec baldwin feuds with producer over memoir claims in ridiculous twitter war

false

Makeup tips: how to get a smudgy, smokey eye with facial tissues (photos)

false

What do you call a group of crows? the end of season 5.

true

Why the house and senate health care bills will make the opiate epidemic much worse

false

Bmi chart: why it's a bad idea to trust it

false

40 things every mom should have and should know by 40

false

If you were in a race with vegetables you would need to get a head of lettuce

true

Knock know 9/11 knock knock. who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? i thought you said you'd never forget.

true

Jim myers' double life as george the animal steele

false

New series explores the challenges of coming out of the hiv 'closet'

false

If you have a shitty job, you probably shouldn't lick your fingers at lunch time.

true

Why do chemists go to the gym so much? before they titrate, they need to get buffer!

true

Man accused of keeping woman in crate killed by cops

false

What was confucius' favorite comfort food? macaroni and qi.

true

Wall street journal releases annual score card for best and worst airlines

false

Stray cat walks into a zoo, gains a very unlikely bff

false

Susan sarandon doesn't know if she'd vote for hillary over trump

false

Some think an alien space probe just passed earth and deliberately ignored us

false

Kate middleton glams up for a night without prince william

false

Q: what do you call african water? nicaragua

true

Why don't debutantes like group sex? too many thank you notes to write

true

Licensed to grill: mike d's brooklyn town house

false

John travolta and nicolas cage walk into a bar... the barman says, why the wrong face?

true

Inflation joke due to inflation, a picture is now worth only 436 words. thanks obama.

true

The sweet connection between mindy kaling's pregnancy and the end of her show

false

Stephen colbert gives members of trump's administration the alter-egos they deserve

false

The nra says its 'eddie eagle’ program works to keep curious kids away from unsecured guns

false

Disney chief reveals 'star wars:episode vii' has begun shooting, cast nearly complete

false

Land rights: one key to women's economic empowerment

false

Troy donovan, family reclaim colorado home from squatters

false

Donald trump sides with julian assange on dnc hacks

false

Prince died of an ‘exceedingly high’ amount of fentanyl, report says

false

Kristen stewart, demetri martin and other stars hit 2016 tribeca film festival lineup

false

The white house is burning, and trump's holding the matches

false

The woman in the superman underwear next to me does not quite understand how white pants work.

true

Celebrity beauty products 'not good value for money,' says study

false

7 essential makeup tips for girls who wear glasses

false

What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone? an oncologist

true

35 nanas and pop pops who are down to party for national grandparents day (photos)

false

Huffpost editors go head-to-head over greece's debt crisis

false

How can you call someone and sound fabulous? use a homophone.

true

Sarah michelle gellar now selling lemonade to 'earn a living'

false

I'm not the male chauvinist one god is, he is the one that made women inferior.

true

I like my women like i like my fields..... fertile and full of my seed

true

What's black & rhymes with snoop? dr. dre

true

Did you hear kim jong un banned sarcasm? woops, thought this was r/news

true

Democrats are spotlighting a big education problem pushing kids out of school

false

Welcome to myanmar's (empty) capital city, president obama!

false

Lara stone & kate moss pose for 'love' with kitten ears (photo)

false

What did the nazi officer say when he saw the americans approaching? au schwitz!

true

Did you hear about the terrible kidnapping? yeah. he woke up. :)

true

Atotonilco, mexico -- high art, folk art, hot springs, food!

false

Yeah my dad left to get vape juice 6 years ago, but he never came back

true

At least 19 killed after airstrike hits afghan hospital

false

Britain's eu envoy abruptly resigns just months before formal brexit talks

false

Guess what gordon ramsay said about my mixtape... its raaaawwwwwww!!!!!!

true

I'm so horny i could eat out a horse.

true

Kobe bryant converted to islam today as-salamu a-laker

true

Why did the chicken cross the playground? to get to the other slide.

true

In hopes of building a better life, pedro gomez jr. lost 232 pounds

false

The recession is over, but this huge problem is not

false

Made a graph of my past relationships i have an ex-axis and a why-axis

true

7 lesser-known roles played by the legendary meryl streep

false

5 ways a weekend trip with toddlers will make you never want to leave your house again

false

What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate? a marsbar!

true

American students aren't learning the full truth about slavery

false

It's amazing how few people list the hospital as their emergency contact.

true

Don't believe the hype: obama's limited restrictions on military equipment for cops were reasonable

false

Dallas is where i finally get to see the famous french déjeûner sur l'herbe painting by monet

false