CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Why did god invent women? you think he's gonna wash the dishes?	true
After costly campaigns, much hangs in balance as alaskans go to polls	false
Did you hear about the mexican carpet salesman? he was sacked for only selling underlay!	true
Describe yourself in three words. me: responds poorly to authority	true
This deodorant says avoid contact with eyes too late...i've already seen it.	true
Premier inn hotel chain installs noise meters to target loud guests	false
Nancy pelosi: gop health care plan would make 'being a woman a preexisting condition'	false
Knock knock. who's there? baby owl. baby owl who? baby owl see you later baby not.	true
Universe aligns, gives us a honking cat (video)	false
What did the host of an orgy say to his guests? i'm glad you all came!	true
Can't remember the name of that 80's song, huh? you might have wham!nesia...	true
Why were the ten commandments so powerful? because they were set in stone.	true
My signature move is signing a piece of paper.	true
Dana carvey is king of halloween impressions on 'the tonight show'	false
5 excellent honeymoon destinations you don't need a plane to get to	false
Post-snowden, the nsa's future rests on this man's shoulders	false
Bad date stories that prove your dating life could be a lot worse (photos)	false
8 simple questions to capture the school year	false
What is donald trump's favorite counter strike map? de_port	true
After dark: meet kenny kenny, visual poet and nightlife icon	false
Trump: i swear i won't order the military to break international law	false
Apparently john cena is going to miss 6-9 months of wrestling. now you really can't see him.	true
Which 20th century business tycoon was a top? the one who could really rock-a-feller	true
Usain bolt, fastest in the world, loses final solo career race	false
Crayons are a lot like m & m's, all the colors taste the same.	true
What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? he wipes his butt.	true
Hotel butlers let you live like lord of the manor	false
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?? in case he got a hole in one	true
Wedding photobomb: awkward photo fails at nuptials (photos)	false
I just bought a tent with a toilet in it shit's intense	true
What do you call a guy that steals burgers? a hamburglar!	true
When i got divorced, we split the house. i got the outside....	true
Knock knock who's there ! asia ! asia who ? asia mum in?	true
The painting depicting cops as pigs is back on the capitol wall ... again	false
Drag brunch protest defused as drag queen, catholic priest reach an understanding	false
Thanks for the heart attack, chinese menu under the door while i'm watching a scary movie.	true
Don't joke about arthritis it's too close to the bone	true
Went to type in build a bear and accidentally googled build a bar. better idea, i know	true
Lisa rinna lip trouble is the topic of conversation on 'today' (video)	false
Oh we have ways of making people talk.	true
I was recently diagnosed with color-blindness. it came out of the green.	true
A joke is like a frog.... when you dissect it dies	true
What do black people and bikes have in common? both get thrown out when they have no use	true
What to do with boxes of old letters?	false
Kris kobach claims it’s not that hard for would-be voters to prove citizenship	false
When it comes to ted talks, no one rises to the occasion like jesus	false
The problem with facebook is no one can agree on a metaphor	false
About to eat at the cheesecake factory/commit a hate crime against my butthole.	true
7 reasons maple syrup is good for something other than pancakes	false
#trumpafamousquote finally puts all those great words trump knows to use	false
Uab running back greg bryant declared brain dead after shooting (updated)	false
These 9 cliches may sum up everything you need to know about life	false
My girlfriend left me for a hindu guy. anyway, he'll treat her better - they worship cows.	true
36 reasons to be optimistic about the ocean	false
So two reddit mods walk into a bar... ...ya think the second one would have seen it.	true
Why no pants on? we think he tried to jump into his pants & fell	true
A hipster is given a cookery award, but dies before he can receive it... it was posthummus.	true
Should i have a baby after 35? no 35 children is enough.	true
Kanye west doesn't want you to see yeezy season 5, but here it is anyway	false
The style selfie rears its head at the emmy's	false
Meditation in action: how to turn running into a mindfulness practice	false
I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, all it was doing was gathering dust.	true
Why are libraries so strict? because they have to go by the book.	true
Winter workout tips that'll keep you motivated through the new year	false
Armed forces will make history at d.c.'s gay pride parade	false
Faith, fact and fiction: three expectation extravaganza superstars	false
Some guy got drake's mixtape art tattooed on his neck because yolo	false
Kfc's new 'watt a box' will charge your phone battery while you eat	false
Pippa middleton named 'sinner of the year,' capping off less-than-stellar year	false
What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand? my hand	true
Smell breakfast all day long with an adorable scented necklace	false
What's a mimes favorite class at school? speech and debate	true
You never know how strong you are until you have to move your furniture all alone.	true
5 simple ways to fight the patriarchy from your phone	false
Bill maher to hillary clinton: 'just go away'	false
Policing 'stop and frisk' with 'stop and track' policing	false
Whoops! trump tweeted at the wrong theresa may	false
Finding little moments of joy this holiday season	false
I like my coffee like my women... black and bitter, preferably fairtrade	true
How can u make a difference? good mourning! (this pun is baaad and i feel terrible about it)	true
What do planets like read? comet books! edit: what do planets like to read?**	true
What does a 90 year old pussy taste like? depends.	true
Iconic landmarks go dark in honor of las vegas massacre victims	false
How to kick your nail-biting habit once and for all	false
A social gathering without food is called a don't.	true
Joe scarborough to donald trump: you're acting like a racist bigot	false
Why did the cowboy's car stop? it had injun (engine) trouble.	true
The best (almost) spring nail polish shade is deep coral (photos)	false
Someone shit in your fridge? well get a new family	true
Misleading food songs: these aren't really about eating	false
What driver doesn't have a license? a screw driver.	true
That awkward moment when someone is washing dishes and you slowly put your glass in the sink.	true
Drake just dropped the video for 'god's plan' and it's a happy tear-jerker	false
Donald trump will run for president ... when the cubs win world series.	true
Why does father christmas come down the chimney? it helps him slide down with ease,	true
Lady gaga discusses bisexuality, gay icon status in 'attitude'	false
I hate ramen noodles. checks bank account balance i love ramen noodles!	true
'scandal' assassination twist makes it clear why abc delayed premiere	false
Dear noah, we could have sworn you said you were leaving at 4:00. sincerely, the unicorns	true
Ryan reynolds uses 'the bachelor' for shameless 'deadpool' promotion	false

Why did god invent women? you think he's gonna wash the dishes?

true

After costly campaigns, much hangs in balance as alaskans go to polls

false

Did you hear about the mexican carpet salesman? he was sacked for only selling underlay!

true

Describe yourself in three words. me: responds poorly to authority

true

This deodorant says avoid contact with eyes too late...i've already seen it.

true

Premier inn hotel chain installs noise meters to target loud guests

false

Nancy pelosi: gop health care plan would make 'being a woman a preexisting condition'

false

Knock knock. who's there? baby owl. baby owl who? baby owl see you later baby not.

true

Universe aligns, gives us a honking cat (video)

false

What did the host of an orgy say to his guests? i'm glad you all came!

true

Can't remember the name of that 80's song, huh? you might have wham!nesia...

true

Why were the ten commandments so powerful? because they were set in stone.

true

My signature move is signing a piece of paper.

true

Dana carvey is king of halloween impressions on 'the tonight show'

false

5 excellent honeymoon destinations you don't need a plane to get to

false

Post-snowden, the nsa's future rests on this man's shoulders

false

Bad date stories that prove your dating life could be a lot worse (photos)

false

8 simple questions to capture the school year

false

What is donald trump's favorite counter strike map? de_port

true

After dark: meet kenny kenny, visual poet and nightlife icon

false

Trump: i swear i won't order the military to break international law

false

Apparently john cena is going to miss 6-9 months of wrestling. now you really can't see him.

true

Which 20th century business tycoon was a top? the one who could really rock-a-feller

true

Usain bolt, fastest in the world, loses final solo career race

false

Crayons are a lot like m & m's, all the colors taste the same.

true

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? he wipes his butt.

true

Hotel butlers let you live like lord of the manor

false

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?? in case he got a hole in one

true

Wedding photobomb: awkward photo fails at nuptials (photos)

false

I just bought a tent with a toilet in it shit's intense

true

What do you call a guy that steals burgers? a hamburglar!

true

When i got divorced, we split the house. i got the outside....

true

Knock knock who's there ! asia ! asia who ? asia mum in?

true

The painting depicting cops as pigs is back on the capitol wall ... again

false

Drag brunch protest defused as drag queen, catholic priest reach an understanding

false

Thanks for the heart attack, chinese menu under the door while i'm watching a scary movie.

true

Don't joke about arthritis it's too close to the bone

true

Went to type in build a bear and accidentally googled build a bar. better idea, i know

true

Lisa rinna lip trouble is the topic of conversation on 'today' (video)

false

Oh we have ways of making people talk.

true

I was recently diagnosed with color-blindness. it came out of the green.

true

A joke is like a frog.... when you dissect it dies

true

What do black people and bikes have in common? both get thrown out when they have no use

true

What to do with boxes of old letters?

false

Kris kobach claims it’s not that hard for would-be voters to prove citizenship

false

When it comes to ted talks, no one rises to the occasion like jesus

false

The problem with facebook is no one can agree on a metaphor

false

About to eat at the cheesecake factory/commit a hate crime against my butthole.

true

7 reasons maple syrup is good for something other than pancakes

false

#trumpafamousquote finally puts all those great words trump knows to use

false

Uab running back greg bryant declared brain dead after shooting (updated)

false

These 9 cliches may sum up everything you need to know about life

false

My girlfriend left me for a hindu guy. anyway, he'll treat her better - they worship cows.

true

36 reasons to be optimistic about the ocean

false

So two reddit mods walk into a bar... ...ya think the second one would have seen it.

true

Why no pants on? we think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

true

A hipster is given a cookery award, but dies before he can receive it... it was posthummus.

true

Should i have a baby after 35? no 35 children is enough.

true

Kanye west doesn't want you to see yeezy season 5, but here it is anyway

false

The style selfie rears its head at the emmy's

false

Meditation in action: how to turn running into a mindfulness practice

false

I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, all it was doing was gathering dust.

true

Why are libraries so strict? because they have to go by the book.

true

Winter workout tips that'll keep you motivated through the new year

false

Armed forces will make history at d.c.'s gay pride parade

false

Faith, fact and fiction: three expectation extravaganza superstars

false

Some guy got drake's mixtape art tattooed on his neck because yolo

false

Kfc's new 'watt a box' will charge your phone battery while you eat

false

Pippa middleton named 'sinner of the year,' capping off less-than-stellar year

false

What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand? my hand

true

Smell breakfast all day long with an adorable scented necklace

false

What's a mimes favorite class at school? speech and debate

true

You never know how strong you are until you have to move your furniture all alone.

true

5 simple ways to fight the patriarchy from your phone

false

Bill maher to hillary clinton: 'just go away'

false

Policing 'stop and frisk' with 'stop and track' policing

false

Whoops! trump tweeted at the wrong theresa may

false

Finding little moments of joy this holiday season

false

I like my coffee like my women... black and bitter, preferably fairtrade

true

How can u make a difference? good mourning! *(this pun is baaad and i feel terrible about it)*

true

What do planets like read? comet books! edit: what do planets like to read?**

true

What does a 90 year old pussy taste like? depends.

true

Iconic landmarks go dark in honor of las vegas massacre victims

false

How to kick your nail-biting habit once and for all

false

A social gathering without food is called a don't.

true

Joe scarborough to donald trump: you're acting like a racist bigot

false

Why did the cowboy's car stop? it had injun (engine) trouble.

true

The best (almost) spring nail polish shade is deep coral (photos)

false

Someone shit in your fridge? well get a new family

true

Misleading food songs: these aren't really about eating

false

What driver doesn't have a license? a screw driver.

true

That awkward moment when someone is washing dishes and you slowly put your glass in the sink.

true

Drake just dropped the video for 'god's plan' and it's a happy tear-jerker

false

Donald trump will run for president ... when the cubs win world series.

true

Why does father christmas come down the chimney? it helps him slide down with ease,

true

Lady gaga discusses bisexuality, gay icon status in 'attitude'

false

I hate ramen noodles. *checks bank account balance* i love ramen noodles!

true

'scandal' assassination twist makes it clear why abc delayed premiere

false

Dear noah, we could have sworn you said you were leaving at 4:00. sincerely, the unicorns

true

Ryan reynolds uses 'the bachelor' for shameless 'deadpool' promotion

false