CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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'super fun kid time,' website created by 9-year-old, ensures no kid will ever be bored again	false
My kleptomania has always been a challenge, but stealing from this bakery really takes the cake.	true
Explosive facebook memo defended company's strategy, even if it got people killed	false
I like my women like i like my dragons... jealous, naked, and atop a bunch of gold.	true
People who don't understand what i'm trying to say are anti-semantics.	true
Mackenzie bourg's whitney houston cover is why we used to love ‘american idol’	false
The top 10 workout songs for may 2013	false
Suspect in kim jong nam's murder also sickened by toxic nerve agent, police say	false
The best canned chicken noodle soup: our taste test results	false
Opening credits video: wife recreates tv title sequences for husband's birthday gift (video)	false
Cupcakes are for people who don't have the dedication and stamina to eat a whole cake! losers.	true
What do you call a salmon that sets a good example? a roe model.	true
Age is an issue of mind over matter. if you don't mind, it doesn't matter.	true
Kate middleton trademark for official charity is a great idea	false
I once was lost, but now i'm drunk, was blind but now, i pee.	true
So is the 2020 election season open yet? or is the succession now inherited?	true
The #republicanclasswar's new front: social security for the disabled	false
Tommy jordan, dad who shot daughter's laptop, says he'd do it again (video)	false
I don't like bone jokes.. i don't find them humerus.	true
I don't know where you're from. but in this country... ...we're all from america.	true
Seth meyers shreds gop hypocrisy over donald trump's attacks on amazon	false
If at first you don't succeed, come sit next to me	false
What did justin verlander finish on friday? kate's back.	true
What's the difference between a week-old human and a weak, old human? about eighty years	true
Artist makes exhibit out of thousands of pb&js as tribute to mom's packed lunches	false
How does michael j. fox deal with his parkinson's disease? he just shakes it off.	true
Met a microbiologist this morning he was bigger than i expected.	true
Did you hear about the corduroy pillows? they're making headlines!	true
Uk faces biggest terrorism threat in its history: minister	false
New bmws don't have a dipstick located in the engine anymore they're now located in the driver seat	true
Genders are like political parties... there are many, but only 2 actually matter.	true
Getting married: 7 questions to ask yourself before tying the knot	false
A truck containing 10,000 unborn fetuses ran off a cliff. luckily, nobody was injured.	true
In my opinion scotland should be independent, otherwise mel gibson died for nothing	true
What do you call someone who is great at casting?? a mastercaster hahahahahah	true
How many spiders are in your vagina right now? the answer may surprise you.	true
Are you sitting on the f5 key? because your backside is refreshing.	true
How did hitler like his women? just like his swastikas. no curves	true
What'd the ocean say to the other ocean? nothing they just waved.... i'll show my self out	true
Wanna hear a joke about cats? haha, just kitten.	true
Saw a guy who wears a turban and who was coughing loudly i think he was sikh	true
Science joke: what do you study to learn about acid? a phd	true
What is the chemical composition of a fire hydrant? k9p.	true
Woman finds rare purple pearl in date night seafood	false
What do books wear on a rainy day? rain quotes	true
Multicolored artificial meteor showers launched from a satellite are coming soon	false
What did one amorous flea say to the other? i love you aw-flea.	true
'ghostbusters' director says he won't reboot another classic movie	false
Meet the trans woman running for senate in a mormon state	false
Leonardo dicaprio and maggie smith get caught on the kiss cam	false
Why did bill clinton cross the road? because his dick was stuck in the chicken.	true
What do you call a computer that farts? a compooter. 8d	true
Whats the worst part about a black out in detroit? all the pairs of floating eyes	true
Friday box office positions 'grown ups 2' ahead of 'pacific rim'	false
The last time i was inside a woman was when i visited the statue of liberty	true
Craft of the day: light up your space with salt votives	false
Diy idea: turn a trophy into a very unique cupcake stand	false
Rachel maddow tears into cnn debate format: 'it's a total mess'	false
Super bowl prep tip: check your tv for safety	false
Two skeptics walk into a bar.. i'd tell you what happens next but noone knows	true
You don't really know someone until you get drunk with them	true
Unique baby names that are becoming more popular in 2013	false
A guide to the ever-evolving cast of characters in donald trump jr.’s russian meeting	false
In donald trump's gop, his most loyal supporters have the most to lose	false
California farmers agree to give up some of their water	false
Why are adult men in power always given the chance to 'grow up’?	false
How much americans spend on gas every year	false
It looks like disney is making an 'aladdin' prequel about the genie	false
A small bird made of oak be good if there was a related joke, wooden tit?	true
Good and bad fats affect brain health, too	false
Now you can get prep delivered to your front door	false
What are the three fastest means of communication? internet telephone telawoman.	true
On gays, the vatican and the episcopal church	false
Girl: so what do you do? magician: i halve a girlfriend	true
What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? i can't make a vitamin	true
Why doesn't santa have any kids? because he only comes once a year.	true
Top sanders adviser praises procedure for drafting dnc platform	false
It's 2011, microwaves should have one button that says cook shit.	true
How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint? he gets pale as a sheet.	true
In a blind test, 100% of participants... said they totally didn't see this joke coming.	true
Netflix is helping you celebrate pride without even getting off your couch	false
Did you see iran play in the world cup? i heard they played like shiate'	true
Gop lawmaker doesn't care if the death penalty involves 'being fed to the lions'	false
I used to be in a band called missing cat'. you probably saw our posters.	true
The doctor is in, but i'm out... of my mind (with worry)	false
This is a story about a girl named britney spears and her comeback vmas performance	false
This author just released your soon-to-be new favorite queer young adult paranormal novel	false
Q: how do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern? a: with a pumpkin patch.	true
Yo mamma's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.	true
Catholic women's event persists despite vatican's rejection of progressive participants	false
Maryam mirzakhani, first woman to win math's highest honor, dead at 40	false
Why are redditors naturally great at swordfighting? they practice riposting all the time.	true
Color feast: 6 deliciously uncommon dining room color combos	false
These 21 things make you more attractive to potential love interests	false
Michigan state took too long with sexual assault cases, federal investigation finds	false
Why does waldo always wear stripes? because he doesn't want to be spotted.	true
I once shot a deer in my pajamas... how it got in my pajamas, i will never know.	true
What do native americans do for the holidays? nativities.	true
Huffpost rise: what you need to know on february 5	false
How the khans became a weeklong story: an explainer for howard kurtz	false

'super fun kid time,' website created by 9-year-old, ensures no kid will ever be bored again

false

My kleptomania has always been a challenge, but stealing from this bakery really takes the cake.

true

Explosive facebook memo defended company's strategy, even if it got people killed

false

I like my women like i like my dragons... jealous, naked, and atop a bunch of gold.

true

People who don't understand what i'm trying to say are anti-semantics.

true

Mackenzie bourg's whitney houston cover is why we used to love ‘american idol’

false

The top 10 workout songs for may 2013

false

Suspect in kim jong nam's murder also sickened by toxic nerve agent, police say

false

The best canned chicken noodle soup: our taste test results

false

Opening credits video: wife recreates tv title sequences for husband's birthday gift (video)

false

Cupcakes are for people who don't have the dedication and stamina to eat a whole cake! losers.

true

What do you call a salmon that sets a good example? a roe model.

true

Age is an issue of mind over matter. if you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

true

Kate middleton trademark for official charity is a great idea

false

I once was lost, but now i'm drunk, was blind but now, i pee.

true

So is the 2020 election season open yet? or is the succession now inherited?

true

The #republicanclasswar's new front: social security for the disabled

false

Tommy jordan, dad who shot daughter's laptop, says he'd do it again (video)

false

I don't like bone jokes.. i don't find them humerus.

true

I don't know where you're from. but in this country... ...we're all from america.

true

Seth meyers shreds gop hypocrisy over donald trump's attacks on amazon

false

If at first you don't succeed, come sit next to me

false

What did justin verlander finish on friday? kate's back.

true

What's the difference between a week-old human and a weak, old human? about eighty years

true

Artist makes exhibit out of thousands of pb&js as tribute to mom's packed lunches

false

How does michael j. fox deal with his parkinson's disease? he just shakes it off.

true

Met a microbiologist this morning he was bigger than i expected.

true

Did you hear about the corduroy pillows? they're making headlines!

true

Uk faces biggest terrorism threat in its history: minister

false

New bmws don't have a dipstick located in the engine anymore they're now located in the driver seat

true

Genders are like political parties... there are many, but only 2 actually matter.

true

Getting married: 7 questions to ask yourself before tying the knot

false

A truck containing 10,000 unborn fetuses ran off a cliff. luckily, nobody was injured.

true

In my opinion scotland should be independent, otherwise mel gibson died for nothing

true

What do you call someone who is great at casting?? a mastercaster hahahahahah

true

How many spiders are in your vagina right now? the answer may surprise you.

true

Are you sitting on the f5 key? because your backside is refreshing.

true

How did hitler like his women? just like his swastikas. no curves

true

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean? nothing they just waved.... i'll show my self out

true

Wanna hear a joke about cats? haha, just kitten.

true

Saw a guy who wears a turban and who was coughing loudly i think he was sikh

true

Science joke: what do you study to learn about acid? a phd

true

What is the chemical composition of a fire hydrant? k9p.

true

Woman finds rare purple pearl in date night seafood

false

What do books wear on a rainy day? rain quotes

true

Multicolored artificial meteor showers launched from a satellite are coming soon

false

What did one amorous flea say to the other? i love you aw-flea.

true

'ghostbusters' director says he won't reboot another classic movie

false

Meet the trans woman running for senate in a mormon state

false

Leonardo dicaprio and maggie smith get caught on the kiss cam

false

Why did bill clinton cross the road? because his dick was stuck in the chicken.

true

What do you call a computer that farts? a compooter. 8d

true

Whats the worst part about a black out in detroit? all the pairs of floating eyes

true

Friday box office positions 'grown ups 2' ahead of 'pacific rim'

false

The last time i was inside a woman was when i visited the statue of liberty

true

Craft of the day: light up your space with salt votives

false

Diy idea: turn a trophy into a very unique cupcake stand

false

Rachel maddow tears into cnn debate format: 'it's a total mess'

false

Super bowl prep tip: check your tv for safety

false

Two skeptics walk into a bar.. i'd tell you what happens next but noone knows

true

You don't really know someone until you get drunk with them

true

Unique baby names that are becoming more popular in 2013

false

A guide to the ever-evolving cast of characters in donald trump jr.’s russian meeting

false

In donald trump's gop, his most loyal supporters have the most to lose

false

California farmers agree to give up some of their water

false

Why are adult men in power always given the chance to 'grow up’?

false

How much americans spend on gas every year

false

It looks like disney is making an 'aladdin' prequel about the genie

false

A small bird made of oak be good if there was a related joke, wooden tit?

true

Good and bad fats affect brain health, too

false

Now you can get prep delivered to your front door

false

What are the three fastest means of communication? internet telephone telawoman.

true

On gays, the vatican and the episcopal church

false

Girl: so what do you do? magician: i halve a girlfriend

true

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? i can't make a vitamin

true

Why doesn't santa have any kids? because he only comes once a year.

true

Top sanders adviser praises procedure for drafting dnc platform

false

It's 2011, microwaves should have one button that says cook shit.

true

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint? he gets pale as a sheet.

true

In a blind test, 100% of participants... said they totally didn't see this joke coming.

true

Netflix is helping you celebrate pride without even getting off your couch

false

Did you see iran play in the world cup? i heard they played like shiate'

true

Gop lawmaker doesn't care if the death penalty involves 'being fed to the lions'

false

I used to be in a band called missing cat'. you probably saw our posters.

true

The doctor is in, but i'm out... of my mind (with worry)

false

This is a story about a girl named britney spears and her comeback vmas performance

false

This author just released your soon-to-be new favorite queer young adult paranormal novel

false

Q: how do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern? a: with a pumpkin patch.

true

Yo mamma's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

true

Catholic women's event persists despite vatican's rejection of progressive participants

false

Maryam mirzakhani, first woman to win math's highest honor, dead at 40

false

Why are redditors naturally great at swordfighting? they practice riposting all the time.

true

Color feast: 6 deliciously uncommon dining room color combos

false

These 21 things make you more attractive to potential love interests

false

Michigan state took too long with sexual assault cases, federal investigation finds

false

Why does waldo always wear stripes? because he doesn't want to be spotted.

true

I once shot a deer in my pajamas... how it got in my pajamas, i will never know.

true

What do native americans do for the holidays? nativities.

true

Huffpost rise: what you need to know on february 5

false

How the khans became a weeklong story: an explainer for howard kurtz

false