CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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I cannot do this alone: why allies matter to the down syndrome community	false
If you have worked and didn't get anything, it means someone else got it.	true
I decided to come to my friends as transparent they saw right through me.	true
Donald trump is working to reset america’s immigration policy and make america white again	false
Ramen recipes: other delicious ways to use the packaged noodles (photos)	false
The major rookie mistake i made caring for my car	false
Ex-college basketball star waits 2 years to send the perfect tweet	false
Corporate coalition is forming to fight mississippi's anti-lgbt law	false
There's something my mother never realized the irony of calling me a son-of-a-bitch.	true
Jeff sessions marvels at how a judge 'on an island in the pacific' could stall travel ban	false
Fall fashion for moms! how (not) to wear the season's hottest trends	false
10 ways to avoid being ripped off buying health insurance	false
Sasha and malia obama ace holiday dressing at turkey pardoning (photos)	false
Q: why did the boy drop his ice cream? a: he was hit by a bus	true
Should your zip code determine how long you live?	false
I just turned 50 today and it's official , my balls are longer than my pecker.	true
How does a mathematician get rid of constipation? he gets a pencil and works it out.	true
A look back at eminem's image over the years	false
Someone called me stupid and then blocked me before i even had a chance to agree with them.	true
Steve carell has replaced bruce willis in woody allen’s latest	false
Fox news in four words: i'm not racist, but...	true
Did you know pillows have their own website? really? well you could knock me down with a feather!	true
Widow of kansas hate crime victim tells immigrants america is their home, too	false
What happens when a frog's car breaks down? it gets toad away..	true
We're obsessed with these wonder-ful kids clothes from gap's new wonder woman line	false
What do you call a deer with no eyes? i have no eye deer. (said with redneck twang)	true
And make it obvious. -what i assume some ladies getting plastic surgery say	true
Chocolate lover? ban words like indulge and treat	false
Put the punchline before the setup. what's the best way to ruin any joke?	true
Who's responsible for what happens to your broken iphone? some say apple.	false
What did the trash can say to the paper recycling bin? 'you're just white trash'	true
There's an open rebellion against animal agriculture, and 2016 was an opening foray	false
What do gay polish men like most up their arse? poles.	true
Taking candy from an american baby is, like, really hard.	true
Vh1 movie 'the breaks' to become a tv series	false
'safe purge everyone': tweeters troll donald trump over government shutdown	false
Bear breaks into home in russia, eats borscht soup before residents call police (photos)	false
Rednecks give head so good i even heard of this asian guy whose eyes bulged out after.	true
Donald trump still has an adviser who called for hillary clinton to be shot by firing squad	false
Why wasn't rome built in a day? because it was a government job.	true
Lance bass defends the kardashians amid lamar odom's hospitalization: 'they saved his life'	false
Here's what you need to know about the big court hearing on trump's travel ban	false
A ps4 and xbox one get shot the ambulance comes wii u wii u wii u	true
North carolina abortion providers fight for ground amid growing hostility	false
If i had $1 every time somebody called me a racist... black people would rob me!	true
If a cat won an oscar what would he get? an a-cat-emy award.	true
Making a difference: the world of giving - authors, books, reading and literacy	false
Are hamburgers male? yes because they're boygers not girlgers!	true
Answering all the 'how r u' dm's with 'i got my period' is going surprising well	true
What do we want? a cure for tourettes! when do we want it? cunt!	true
Finally, we can talk about the surprise cameo in 'interstellar'	false
Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on new years day? because it's the first date.	true
What did the monk say to the hot dog vendor? make me one with everything.	true
Portraits of famous people made with spilled food and drinks	false
When i get heavier, i am actually easier to pick up. what am i? a woman	true
If the t-rex had arms that were long enough to hug, they probably wouldn't have been so mean.	true
Just a quick plug for the /r/antiantijokes subreddit it's absurd	true
Ricky martin says he and jwan yosef have gotten married	false
Ben carson walks back anti-muslim comments with more anti-muslim comments	false
Thursday's morning email: judge halts trump's travel ban	false
A textbook that paints mexican-americans as lazy could be coming to a school near you	false
What do you call a cannibal who only eats comatose people? a vegetarian.	true
What workout routine did jesus stick to best? crossfit	true
Why do men die before their wives? they want to	true
Porn sites get more visitors each month than netflix, amazon and twitter combined	false
Concentrated hiv epidemics could make aids unbeatable, un expert warns	false
Meryl streep almost got 'rumbled' by the rock during academy awards mix-up	false
14 amazing stars who never won an acting oscar	false
Abuse survivors demand concrete action after pope admits his 'serious errors'	false
Mother's day 2012: what do you thank your mom for? (submit your video)	false
Surfer bethany hamilton announces pregnancy in sweet family video	false
11yo son just walked by. if axe was a drug, i'd be stoned right now.	true
I tried to eat a clock once... but it was too time consuming.	true
Get a jump on january: 10 steps to your best year yet	false
Why is light beer like sex in a canoe? it's fucking close to water	true
I had so much sex... and i was so sexually drained, you could say i was fucking retarded.	true
Me: could my thighs get any bigger? sits down me: oh look now they're the size of australia	true
President trump! what about the aliens from space? we need a roof!	true
How 'rupaul’s drag race' is teaching straight people about queer culture	false
Am i supposed to have a separate mouth with which to kiss my mother please advise	true
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet but i don't know why...	true
Worst cook in america embarks on a culinary mission	false
'kinky boots' stars skewer 'bathroom bills' with musical ditty	false
: i know lemonade, i can do lemonade	true
I like my women like i like my coffee... bitter.	true
Leo finally won an oscar. his acting must have been a solid 5/7.	true
Death toll in brussels bombings rises to 35	false
What do creationists and neutron stars have in common? density	true
Amid china-india tensions, indian boxer offers to return belt to chinese rival for 'peace'	false
A joke so absolutely filthy i can't put it in the title rio olympics	true
Do you come from heaven? did it hurt when you landed on your face?	true
What's the worst part about being black? even the name has 'lack' in it	true
Miley cyrus singing 'silent night' will fill you with holiday spirit	false
Man describes wife’s terrifying brush with san bernardino gunman	false
Seattle mayor ed murray drops re-election bid amid sex abuse accusations	false
What is the difference between jews and pizza jews scream in the oven. i'm going to hell.	true
5 almost spring recipes to make this week	false
I played uno with my cousins from mexico last weekend. they just call it one	true
Kris kobach hit with ethics complaint over side gig as paid breitbart columnist	false
What kind of drink would a lollipop make? sucker punch.	true

I cannot do this alone: why allies matter to the down syndrome community

false

If you have worked and didn't get anything, it means someone else got it.

true

I decided to come to my friends as transparent they saw right through me.

true

Donald trump is working to reset america’s immigration policy and make america white again

false

Ramen recipes: other delicious ways to use the packaged noodles (photos)

false

The major rookie mistake i made caring for my car

false

Ex-college basketball star waits 2 years to send the perfect tweet

false

Corporate coalition is forming to fight mississippi's anti-lgbt law

false

There's something my mother never realized the irony of calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

true

Jeff sessions marvels at how a judge 'on an island in the pacific' could stall travel ban

false

Fall fashion for moms! how (not) to wear the season's hottest trends

false

10 ways to avoid being ripped off buying health insurance

false

Sasha and malia obama ace holiday dressing at turkey pardoning (photos)

false

Q: why did the boy drop his ice cream? a: he was hit by a bus

true

Should your zip code determine how long you live?

false

I just turned 50 today and it's official , my balls are longer than my pecker.

true

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation? he gets a pencil and works it out.

true

A look back at eminem's image over the years

false

Someone called me stupid and then blocked me before i even had a chance to agree with them.

true

Steve carell has replaced bruce willis in woody allen’s latest

false

Fox news in four words: i'm not racist, but...

true

Did you know pillows have their own website? really? well you could knock me down with a feather!

true

Widow of kansas hate crime victim tells immigrants america is their home, too

false

What happens when a frog's car breaks down? it gets toad away..

true

We're obsessed with these wonder-ful kids clothes from gap's new wonder woman line

false

What do you call a deer with no eyes? i have no eye deer. (said with redneck twang)

true

And make it obvious. -what i assume some ladies getting plastic surgery say

true

Chocolate lover? ban words like indulge and treat

false

Put the punchline before the setup. what's the best way to ruin any joke?

true

Who's responsible for what happens to your broken iphone? some say apple.

false

What did the trash can say to the paper recycling bin? 'you're just white trash'

true

There's an open rebellion against animal agriculture, and 2016 was an opening foray

false

What do gay polish men like most up their arse? poles.

true

Taking candy from an american baby is, like, really hard.

true

Vh1 movie 'the breaks' to become a tv series

false

'safe purge everyone': tweeters troll donald trump over government shutdown

false

Bear breaks into home in russia, eats borscht soup before residents call police (photos)

false

Rednecks give head so good i even heard of this asian guy whose eyes bulged out after.

true

Donald trump still has an adviser who called for hillary clinton to be shot by firing squad

false

Why wasn't rome built in a day? because it was a government job.

true

Lance bass defends the kardashians amid lamar odom's hospitalization: 'they saved his life'

false

Here's what you need to know about the big court hearing on trump's travel ban

false

A ps4 and xbox one get shot the ambulance comes wii u wii u wii u

true

North carolina abortion providers fight for ground amid growing hostility

false

If i had $1 every time somebody called me a racist... black people would rob me!

true

If a cat won an oscar what would he get? an a-cat-emy award.

true

Making a difference: the world of giving - authors, books, reading and literacy

false

Are hamburgers male? yes because they're boygers not girlgers!

true

Answering all the 'how r u' dm's with 'i got my period' is going surprising well

true

What do we want? a cure for tourettes! when do we want it? cunt!

true

Finally, we can talk about the surprise cameo in 'interstellar'

false

Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on new years day? because it's the first date.

true

What did the monk say to the hot dog vendor? make me one with everything.

true

Portraits of famous people made with spilled food and drinks

false

When i get heavier, i am actually easier to pick up. what am i? a woman

true

If the t-rex had arms that were long enough to hug, they probably wouldn't have been so mean.

true

Just a quick plug for the /r/antiantijokes subreddit it's absurd

true

Ricky martin says he and jwan yosef have gotten married

false

Ben carson walks back anti-muslim comments with more anti-muslim comments

false

Thursday's morning email: judge halts trump's travel ban

false

A textbook that paints mexican-americans as lazy could be coming to a school near you

false

What do you call a cannibal who only eats comatose people? a vegetarian.

true

What workout routine did jesus stick to best? crossfit

true

Why do men die before their wives? they *want* to

true

Porn sites get more visitors each month than netflix, amazon and twitter combined

false

Concentrated hiv epidemics could make aids unbeatable, un expert warns

false

Meryl streep almost got 'rumbled' by the rock during academy awards mix-up

false

14 amazing stars who never won an acting oscar

false

Abuse survivors demand concrete action after pope admits his 'serious errors'

false

Mother's day 2012: what do you thank your mom for? (submit your video)

false

Surfer bethany hamilton announces pregnancy in sweet family video

false

11yo son just walked by. if axe was a drug, i'd be stoned right now.

true

I tried to eat a clock once... but it was too time consuming.

true

Get a jump on january: 10 steps to your best year yet

false

Why is light beer like sex in a canoe? it's fucking close to water

true

I had so much sex... and i was so sexually drained, you could say i was fucking retarded.

true

Me: could my thighs get any bigger? *sits down* me: oh look now they're the size of australia

true

President trump! what about the aliens from space? we need a roof!

true

How 'rupaul’s drag race' is teaching straight people about queer culture

false

Am i supposed to have a separate mouth with which to kiss my mother please advise

true

I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet but i don't know why...

true

Worst cook in america embarks on a culinary mission

false

'kinky boots' stars skewer 'bathroom bills' with musical ditty

false

: i know lemonade, i can do lemonade

true

I like my women like i like my coffee... bitter.

true

Leo finally won an oscar. his acting must have been a solid 5/7.

true

Death toll in brussels bombings rises to 35

false

What do creationists and neutron stars have in common? density

true

Amid china-india tensions, indian boxer offers to return belt to chinese rival for 'peace'

false

A joke so absolutely filthy i can't put it in the title rio olympics

true

Do you come from heaven? did it hurt when you landed on your face?

true

What's the worst part about being black? even the name has 'lack' in it

true

Miley cyrus singing 'silent night' will fill you with holiday spirit

false

Man describes wife’s terrifying brush with san bernardino gunman

false

Seattle mayor ed murray drops re-election bid amid sex abuse accusations

false

What is the difference between jews and pizza jews scream in the oven. i'm going to hell.

true

5 almost spring recipes to make this week

false

I played uno with my cousins from mexico last weekend. they just call it **one**

true

Kris kobach hit with ethics complaint over side gig as paid breitbart columnist

false

What kind of drink would a lollipop make? sucker punch.

true