CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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How long after walking into someone's house is it acceptable to ask for their wifi password?	true
I just ate four cans of alphabet soup... ...and just had the largest vowel movement ever.	true
The deadly war on drugs, waged by your local swat team	false
Bartender at gay bar gives great advice to mom whose son just came out	false
Eric trump says those who oppose his dad are 'not even people'	false
Former new york post reporter on trump: he played 2 sports, 'golf and lying'	false
What's the difference between jelly and jam? i cant jelly my dick in your ass	true
I'd get a lot more sleep if i didn't insist on reading the entire internet every night.	true
Black student wins settlement over alleged barneys profiling	false
Damn, girl, are you a rollercoaster? 'cause everyone is talking about the ride...	true
What do you do when a chemist dies? you barium.	true
A dyslexic optometrist diagnosed a patient with stigmata.	true
How many calories do you get from eating pussy? it depends on which way she wipes her ass.	true
I like kids, but i don't think i could eat a whole one.	true
Dnc chair says tulsi gabbard would have been 'distraction' at debate	false
Malaysia strengthens sedition law to include online media ban	false
Why don't orphans play baseball? they don't know where home is	true
Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage? he had cold feet.	true
Woman who is disabled shocked to find no prostheses in her skin tone	false
6 healthy carbs to keep in your diet	false
Selena gomez gushes about rumored new bf zedd	false
I just finished reading mein kampf... pretty good for light reading, i rate it nein out of ten.	true
Scientists confirm that some spiders can pretty much base jump	false
Camila cabello gets candid about her dramatic split from fifth harmony	false
Watch these drunk people attempt to solve an age-old riddle	false
Renewable energy standards face challenge from fossil fuel interests	false
A blonde gets an acceptance letter to harvard .	true
My son loves dogs and is terrified of them. which is exactly how i feel about my wife.	true
Five one-of-a kind historic places to visit this spring break	false
What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? a small medium at large	true
Why are pills white ? because they work.	true
Detroit asks whether '67 summer was a 'riot' or a 'rebellion'	false
Weekend roundup: why new talks with north korea are in the cards	false
Why is 6 afraid of 7? 'cause 7 was a registered sex offender.	true
My friend once said, if i wasn't making cocktails, i'd be a criminal. now he's behind bars.	true
Spacex rocket botches landing at sea after successful launch	false
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut	true
What's the only living organ in a corpse? this dick.	true
Q: what has more lives than a cat? a: a frog -- it croaks every night.	true
Wanna hear a joke about ebola? you probably won't get it.	true
What will putin be having for thanksgiving dinner? turkey.	true
Trying to understand women is like trying to smell color 9.	true
I was born to be a pessimist.. my blood type is b negative.	true
I got pulled over drunk driving last night... in my defense i didn't even know i was driving.	true
When chuck norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.	true
Did you guys hear about the fire at the circus? it was in tents.	true
Mommy mommy i dont wanna see grandma! mom: shut up and keep digging.	true
Paul krugman: paul ryan's budget plan is 'a fraud'	false
Celebrity homes: who's selling, listing, trying to unload? (photos)	false
Look at these adorable babies dressed as bob ross, beethoven and more	false
The stories that bind us: what are the twenty questions?	false
9 forgotten cottages you wish you could rescue (photos)	false
Nobody discretely coughs blood into a handkerchief while wearing a top hat anymore.	true
A trip to the barbers... that'll put hairs on your chest.	true
How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?! with an electorate blanket.	true
How did hitler check the price of his clothes? he looked at the reichstag.	true
Americans are as worried about bad water as heroin	false
I lost my watch the other day. i'm sure it'll turn up, but there's no telling when.	true
Maybe if i tilt my head to the side i can understand english ~dogs	true
Dear men, i can make your girl scream louder than you can ever make her! love, spiders	true
People say i'm just distrusting, but i don't believe them.	true
Wedding costs: grooms crowdsource funding to help pay for their wedding (video)	false
Would you send your son to a school run by someone who insisted on being called headmaster?	true
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino elephino	true
Where are you when you're in the u.k. waiting for vietnamese soup? pho queue	true
Freaky 'terminator'-style material may lead to safer space travel	false
Vivian lake, gisele's baby girl, makes debut on facebook (photo)	false
Black lawmakers say gop supreme court obstruction is racist	false
Britney spears and kim kardashian try to pass off old bikini pics as new (photos)	false
It's amazing how people in the desert never starve because of all the sand which is there.	true
A joke is a lot like sex neither is any good if you don't get it.	true
Why was the egyptian boy confused? his daddy was really a mummy.	true
Sex is like grammar. not all guys do good at it.	true
Fracking waste affecting water supply in dry california	false
Why do gay men hate jesus? it took him three days to rise again.	true
Bitter broccoli? genes may be behind our taste preferences, study finds	false
By now waldo must be wanted for tax evasion.	true
Huckabee, trump and cruz are the three amigos of the gop	false
Why racial profiling at airports is surrender to terrorism	false
Beaten chinese swimmer doesn't like being called a 'drug cheat' by winner	false
Whoever named the white house and the pentagon also probably named oranges.	true
How many white cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? none...he fell	true
I just saw two people having aggressive sex while camping. they were fucking in tents.	true
Make the little things count teach math to midgets	true
Dear daughter, i did not watch the vma's this year	false
Real grandmas get the real 'magic mike' treatment ... for real	false
The bachelorette’s ‘whaboom’ guy was the actual worst	false
Adriana lima's style evolution: from brazilian beauty queen to victoria's secret angel (photos)	false
Bill maher wades into 3d-printed gun debate on 'real time' (video)	false
Discontinued ben & jerry's flavors we wish would come back (deathmatch)	false
What do you call the useless skin around a vagina? the woman.	true
What does an astronaut say when he's sorry? all my apollo-gies.	true
Fictional characters whose lives would have been vastly improved by an abortion	false
9 steps to a healthful cold weather season for your children	false
What's the best thing about living in switzerland? well, the flags a big plus.	true
5 great things to do with top-shelf tequila	false
Did you hear about the time all gps systems became self-aware? things were taking unexpected turns.	true
So donald trump is now the president of the united states i certainly dnc that coming	true
Guess what came in the mail today? i did. i ran out of napkins.	true
A chef's tour of san francisco, marin and sonoma	false

How long after walking into someone's house is it acceptable to ask for their wifi password?

true

I just ate four cans of alphabet soup... ...and just had the largest vowel movement ever.

true

The deadly war on drugs, waged by your local swat team

false

Bartender at gay bar gives great advice to mom whose son just came out

false

Eric trump says those who oppose his dad are 'not even people'

false

Former new york post reporter on trump: he played 2 sports, 'golf and lying'

false

What's the difference between jelly and jam? i cant jelly my dick in your ass

true

I'd get a lot more sleep if i didn't insist on reading the entire internet every night.

true

Black student wins settlement over alleged barneys profiling

false

Damn, girl, are you a rollercoaster? 'cause everyone is talking about the ride...

true

What do you do when a chemist dies? you barium.

true

A dyslexic optometrist diagnosed a patient with stigmata.

true

How many calories do you get from eating pussy? it depends on which way she wipes her ass.

true

I like kids, but i don't think i could eat a whole one.

true

Dnc chair says tulsi gabbard would have been 'distraction' at debate

false

Malaysia strengthens sedition law to include online media ban

false

Why don't orphans play baseball? they don't know where home is

true

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage? he had cold feet.

true

Woman who is disabled shocked to find no prostheses in her skin tone

false

6 healthy carbs to keep in your diet

false

Selena gomez gushes about rumored new bf zedd

false

I just finished reading mein kampf... pretty good for light reading, i rate it nein out of ten.

true

Scientists confirm that some spiders can pretty much base jump

false

Camila cabello gets candid about her dramatic split from fifth harmony

false

Watch these drunk people attempt to solve an age-old riddle

false

Renewable energy standards face challenge from fossil fuel interests

false

A blonde gets an acceptance letter to harvard .

true

My son loves dogs and is terrified of them. which is exactly how i feel about my wife.

true

Five one-of-a kind historic places to visit this spring break

false

What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? a small medium at large

true

Why are pills white ? because they work.

true

Detroit asks whether '67 summer was a 'riot' or a 'rebellion'

false

Weekend roundup: why new talks with north korea are in the cards

false

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 'cause 7 was a registered sex offender.

true

My friend once said, if i wasn't making cocktails, i'd be a criminal. now he's behind bars.

true

Spacex rocket botches landing at sea after successful launch

false

What do you call a black man on the moon? *an astronaut*

true

What's the only living organ in a corpse? this dick.

true

Q: what has more lives than a cat? a: a frog -- it croaks every night.

true

Wanna hear a joke about ebola? you probably won't get it.

true

What will putin be having for thanksgiving dinner? turkey.

true

Trying to understand women is like trying to smell color 9.

true

I was born to be a pessimist.. my blood type is b negative.

true

I got pulled over drunk driving last night... in my defense i didn't even know i was driving.

true

When chuck norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

true

Did you guys hear about the fire at the circus? it was in tents.

true

Mommy mommy i dont wanna see grandma! mom: shut up and keep digging.

true

Paul krugman: paul ryan's budget plan is 'a fraud'

false

Celebrity homes: who's selling, listing, trying to unload? (photos)

false

Look at these adorable babies dressed as bob ross, beethoven and more

false

The stories that bind us: what are the twenty questions?

false

9 forgotten cottages you wish you could rescue (photos)

false

Nobody discretely coughs blood into a handkerchief while wearing a top hat anymore.

true

A trip to the barbers... that'll put hairs on your chest.

true

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?! with an electorate blanket.

true

How did hitler check the price of his clothes? he looked at the reichstag.

true

Americans are as worried about bad water as heroin

false

I lost my watch the other day. i'm sure it'll turn up, but there's no telling when.

true

Maybe if i tilt my head to the side i can understand english ~dogs

true

Dear men, i can make your girl scream louder than you can ever make her! love, spiders

true

People say i'm just distrusting, but i don't believe them.

true

Wedding costs: grooms crowdsource funding to help pay for their wedding (video)

false

Would you send your son to a school run by someone who insisted on being called headmaster?

true

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino elephino

true

Where are you when you're in the u.k. waiting for vietnamese soup? pho queue

true

Freaky 'terminator'-style material may lead to safer space travel

false

Vivian lake, gisele's baby girl, makes debut on facebook (photo)

false

Black lawmakers say gop supreme court obstruction is racist

false

Britney spears and kim kardashian try to pass off old bikini pics as new (photos)

false

It's amazing how people in the desert never starve because of all the sand which is there.

true

A joke is a lot like sex neither is any good if you don't get it.

true

Why was the egyptian boy confused? his daddy was really a mummy.

true

Sex is like grammar. not all guys do good at it.

true

Fracking waste affecting water supply in dry california

false

Why do gay men hate jesus? it took him three days to rise again.

true

Bitter broccoli? genes may be behind our taste preferences, study finds

false

By now waldo must be wanted for tax evasion.

true

Huckabee, trump and cruz are the three amigos of the gop

false

Why racial profiling at airports is surrender to terrorism

false

Beaten chinese swimmer doesn't like being called a 'drug cheat' by winner

false

Whoever named the white house and the pentagon also probably named oranges.

true

How many white cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? none...he fell

true

I just saw two people having aggressive sex while camping. they were fucking in tents.

true

Make the little things count teach math to midgets

true

Dear daughter, i did not watch the vma's this year

false

Real grandmas get the real 'magic mike' treatment ... for real

false

The bachelorette’s ‘whaboom’ guy was the actual worst

false

Adriana lima's style evolution: from brazilian beauty queen to victoria's secret angel (photos)

false

Bill maher wades into 3d-printed gun debate on 'real time' (video)

false

Discontinued ben & jerry's flavors we wish would come back (deathmatch)

false

What do you call the useless skin around a vagina? the woman.

true

What does an astronaut say when he's sorry? all my apollo-gies.

true

Fictional characters whose lives would have been vastly improved by an abortion

false

9 steps to a healthful cold weather season for your children

false

What's the best thing about living in switzerland? well, the flags a big plus.

true

5 great things to do with top-shelf tequila

false

Did you hear about the time all gps systems became self-aware? things were taking unexpected turns.

true

So donald trump is now the president of the united states i certainly dnc that coming

true

Guess what came in the mail today? i did. i ran out of napkins.

true

A chef's tour of san francisco, marin and sonoma

false