CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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I have a good gay joke so good it will make your hole weak.	true
Donald trump's supporters more likely to pray than riot if he loses	false
Westjet surprises wildfire victims with the ultimate christmas 'miracle	false
Hey, my face is up here and also over here - woman in picasso painting	true
Obamacare repeal could cripple efforts to combat the opioid epidemic	false
Kris kobach gets his turn to defend kansas proof of citizenship law. it's not going well.	false
Antidepressant recalled after pharmacist finds wrong drug in bottle	false
Obama tells british youth: don't pull back from the world	false
What do mormons say when they go to the strip club? do they come in bulk?	true
Ok, america, here's a how-to video on how to not murder someone	false
Robbie rogers' coming out doesn't mean he should quit pro soccer	false
Foster farms recalls 220,000 pounds of frozen chicken nuggets	false
Police capture ahmad khan rahami, manhattan bombing suspect	false
Helicopter drops 45,000 easter eggs out of the sky for egg-static kids	false
Why don't lions like clowns? they taste funny	true
How does harry potter get down the hill? walking. edit: jk rolling.	true
'one pound fish': is viral music video the next 'gangnam style'?	false
I like my girls like i like my windows... 7	true
What did the old fly say to the young fly? i've seen a lot of shit!	true
Q: did you hear about the new morning after pill for men? a: it changes their blood type.	true
Health care workers petition fda to change opioid labeling	false
Tafinlar and mekinist, melanoma drugs, approved by fda	false
Texas activists occupy governor's office to stop immigration crackdown bill	false
Why did russia execute its jeopardy winner? he knew too much	true
What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes? dropping some ill beets.	true
News flash: chapters truck caught speeding police reported, it was really booking it!	true
What's rihanna's favorite love song? i can't feel my face when i'm with you	true
Q: what do you call a blind dinosaur? a: do-ya-think-he-saurus.	true
Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog? so he could get a long little doggy.	true
What do aaron hernandez and jared fogle now have in common? matching uniforms.	true
Question: in china... ...is everything made in china?	true
Hey guys it'd be a lot easier to lift these weights if we worked together	true
Anyone hungry? i read there's some leftover cat.	true
I'm a green onion and i'm here to say, i can be enjoyed most every day. -a rapscallion	true
How do you make a baby drink? you stick it in a blender.	true
Key witnesses in a california jailhouse snitch scandal refuse to testify	false
Maybe jesus went black, and that's why he isn't coming back.	true
Me: man, some of these guys take paintball so seriously log we are hiding behind: freeze	true
Harry potter wouldn't leave me alone. i told him to quidditch. i'll see myself out.	true
Jesus has been reimagined as a trans woman	false
Nfl prospect derrius guice says team asked him if he was gay	false
What's the best part of chinese food? the 4/10 cookie	true
Supreme court won't review disputes over whether college athletes should be paid	false
What does a greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled? stop those damn thebes!	true
Excuse me, this coffee tastes like mud. waiter- yes sir, it's fresh ground.	true
Soledad o'brien on parenting and the magic of reading	false
Why can't bicycles stand on their own? because they are two tired.	true
10 most difficult places to be a mother around the world	false
Keyless cars have killed more than 2 dozen people since 2006: report	false
Audio tapes reveal jared fogle's ideas to target kids	false
Back to school means back to the doctor: how to find 'dr. right'	false
Presbyterian general assembly biennial meeting: my message on israel and palestine	false
Q: why must judges learn to spell well? a: they must follow the letter of the law.	true
I'm making a graph of my past relationships. i have an 'ex'-axis and a 'why?'-axis.	true
Obama: trump administration showing 'an absence of american leadership' on paris accord	false
Gabrielle union says dwyane wade is having 'his princess moment'	false
Democratic candidate's kkk hoods plan proves to be nothing	false
9/11 jokes are not funny guys.. the other 2, however, are hilarious!!	true
Gop congressman who's leading probe of fbi director was raving about him last month	false
A cooking class at villa ida in sorrento	false
Jon stewart is retiring, and it's going to be (kind of) okay	false
Priyanka chopra lost movie role because 'they wanted someone who's not brown'	false
Grandma is doing her best to stay cool. she signed up for some hip surgery.	true
Gop leaders offer to make obamacare repeal bill slightly less awful	false
The most romantic movie of all time is definitely pixar's up. that old man really loved his house.	true
Joe biden spends memorial day taking selfies, calling up veterans	false
Black friday science: what researchers say about america's post-thanksgiving shopping spree	false
I, a bernie-bro, try to defend 'what happened'	false
Israeli soldier's ham sandwich will no longer get him thrown in prison	false
Issues and discussions regarding when to have children and when to start removing parts of my body	false
Little white dress for spring: from the stylelist network	false
Why are hot dogs the best dogs? because they feed the hand that bites them.	true
Origami you never realise how good you are at it until your toilet paper starts running out	true
Sen. elizabeth warren slams pruitt: 'big polluters have their fantasy epa nominee'	false
Astrology now: thursday's new moon signals new beginnings	false
Love is in the air! qantas pilot pops the question mid-flight	false
Dateline cyprus: day 16 as the global scavenger hunt travel adventure competition heats up	false
What's for dinner when kim jong un meets south korean president moon jae-in	false
I like to confuse my husband. so i smiled at him this morning.	true
I almost banged my wife in the ass last night.. coworker: well, what happened? me: she woke up!	true
These travel posters depict a dystopian future if the u.s. ignores climate change	false
The one joke that i just dont get so how bout that airline food	true
How do you make a salad wrap? by adding some beets	true
Fresno has a major low-income housing crisis on its hands	false
steps on a lego shouts a bunch of obscenities son: walks in is football on?	true
I ate some tesco burgers last night. i think it's given me the trots.	true
Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school? because it was a gun-free zone	true
What is green, has 8 wheels, and flies? a garbage truck	true
The best thing about the earth is if you poke holes in it oil and gas come out.	true
Diet soda mixed with alcohol could lead to higher bac, study finds	false
Thanks for saving health care. now, save the planet.	false
Sanders gains with democratic activists, but clinton still leads	false
I like my women with curves. those skinny ones are alway mad cause they're hungry.	true
Dark humor is like food some people don't get it	true
This is what it's really like out there for female superheroes	false
My drivers license says i'm an organ donor, but jokes on them because i own a piano.	true
Kaley cuoco wears shorts and a halter top to 'fallout 4' event	false
If trump replaces obama as president, orange will be the new black.	true
5 lifesaving things to consider when writing about the death of robin williams	false
Los angeles could be one of the few cities the olympics can’t ruin	false

I have a good gay joke so good it will make your hole weak.

true

Donald trump's supporters more likely to pray than riot if he loses

false

Westjet surprises wildfire victims with the ultimate christmas 'miracle

false

Hey, my face is up here and also over here - woman in picasso painting

true

Obamacare repeal could cripple efforts to combat the opioid epidemic

false

Kris kobach gets his turn to defend kansas proof of citizenship law. it's not going well.

false

Antidepressant recalled after pharmacist finds wrong drug in bottle

false

Obama tells british youth: don't pull back from the world

false

What do mormons say when they go to the strip club? do they come in bulk?

true

Ok, america, here's a how-to video on how to not murder someone

false

Robbie rogers' coming out doesn't mean he should quit pro soccer

false

Foster farms recalls 220,000 pounds of frozen chicken nuggets

false

Police capture ahmad khan rahami, manhattan bombing suspect

false

Helicopter drops 45,000 easter eggs out of the sky for egg-static kids

false

Why don't lions like clowns? they taste funny

true

How does harry potter get down the hill? walking. edit: jk rolling.

true

'one pound fish': is viral music video the next 'gangnam style'?

false

I like my girls like i like my windows... 7

true

What did the old fly say to the young fly? i've seen a lot of shit!

true

Q: did you hear about the new morning after pill for men? a: it changes their blood type.

true

Health care workers petition fda to change opioid labeling

false

Tafinlar and mekinist, melanoma drugs, approved by fda

false

Texas activists occupy governor's office to stop immigration crackdown bill

false

Why did russia execute its jeopardy winner? he knew too much

true

What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes? dropping some ill beets.

true

News flash: chapters truck caught speeding police reported, it was really booking it!

true

What's rihanna's favorite love song? i can't feel my face when i'm with you

true

Q: what do you call a blind dinosaur? a: do-ya-think-he-saurus.

true

Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog? so he could get a long little doggy.

true

What do aaron hernandez and jared fogle now have in common? matching uniforms.

true

Question: in china... ...is everything made in china?

true

Hey guys it'd be a lot easier to lift these weights if we worked together

true

Anyone hungry? i read there's some leftover cat.

true

I'm a green onion and i'm here to say, i can be enjoyed most every day. -a rapscallion

true

How do you make a baby drink? you stick it in a blender.

true

Key witnesses in a california jailhouse snitch scandal refuse to testify

false

Maybe jesus went black, and that's why he isn't coming back.

true

Me: man, some of these guys take paintball so seriously log we are hiding behind: freeze

true

Harry potter wouldn't leave me alone. i told him to quidditch. i'll see myself out.

true

Jesus has been reimagined as a trans woman

false

Nfl prospect derrius guice says team asked him if he was gay

false

What's the best part of chinese food? the 4/10 cookie

true

Supreme court won't review disputes over whether college athletes should be paid

false

What does a greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled? stop those damn thebes!

true

Excuse me, this coffee tastes like mud. waiter- yes sir, it's fresh ground.

true

Soledad o'brien on parenting and the magic of reading

false

Why can't bicycles stand on their own? because they are two tired.

true

10 most difficult places to be a mother around the world

false

Keyless cars have killed more than 2 dozen people since 2006: report

false

Audio tapes reveal jared fogle's ideas to target kids

false

Back to school means back to the doctor: how to find 'dr. right'

false

Presbyterian general assembly biennial meeting: my message on israel and palestine

false

Q: why must judges learn to spell well? a: they must follow the letter of the law.

true

I'm making a graph of my past relationships. i have an 'ex'-axis and a 'why?'-axis.

true

Obama: trump administration showing 'an absence of american leadership' on paris accord

false

Gabrielle union says dwyane wade is having 'his princess moment'

false

Democratic candidate's kkk hoods plan proves to be nothing

false

9/11 jokes are not funny guys.. the other 2, however, are hilarious!!

true

Gop congressman who's leading probe of fbi director was raving about him last month

false

A cooking class at villa ida in sorrento

false

Jon stewart is retiring, and it's going to be (kind of) okay

false

Priyanka chopra lost movie role because 'they wanted someone who's not brown'

false

Grandma is doing her best to stay cool. she signed up for some hip surgery.

true

Gop leaders offer to make obamacare repeal bill slightly less awful

false

The most romantic movie of all time is definitely pixar's up. that old man really loved his house.

true

Joe biden spends memorial day taking selfies, calling up veterans

false

Black friday science: what researchers say about america's post-thanksgiving shopping spree

false

I, a bernie-bro, try to defend 'what happened'

false

Israeli soldier's ham sandwich will no longer get him thrown in prison

false

Issues and discussions regarding when to have children and when to start removing parts of my body

false

Little white dress for spring: from the stylelist network

false

Why are hot dogs the best dogs? because they feed the hand that bites them.

true

Origami you never realise how good you are at it until your toilet paper starts running out

true

Sen. elizabeth warren slams pruitt: 'big polluters have their fantasy epa nominee'

false

Astrology now: thursday's new moon signals new beginnings

false

Love is in the air! qantas pilot pops the question mid-flight

false

Dateline cyprus: day 16 as the global scavenger hunt travel adventure competition heats up

false

What's for dinner when kim jong un meets south korean president moon jae-in

false

I like to confuse my husband. so i smiled at him this morning.

true

I almost banged my wife in the ass last night.. coworker: well, what happened? me: she woke up!

true

These travel posters depict a dystopian future if the u.s. ignores climate change

false

The one joke that i just dont get so how bout that airline food

true

How do you make a salad wrap? by adding some beets

true

Fresno has a major low-income housing crisis on its hands

false

*steps on a lego* *shouts a bunch of obscenities* son: *walks in* is football on?

true

I ate some tesco burgers last night. i think it's given me the trots.

true

Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school? because it was a gun-free zone

true

What is green, has 8 wheels, and flies? a garbage truck

true

The best thing about the earth is if you poke holes in it oil and gas come out.

true

Diet soda mixed with alcohol could lead to higher bac, study finds

false

Thanks for saving health care. now, save the planet.

false

Sanders gains with democratic activists, but clinton still leads

false

I like my women with curves. those skinny ones are alway mad cause they're hungry.

true

Dark humor is like food some people don't get it

true

This is what it's really like out there for female superheroes

false

My drivers license says i'm an organ donor, but jokes on them because i own a piano.

true

Kaley cuoco wears shorts and a halter top to 'fallout 4' event

false

If trump replaces obama as president, orange will be the new black.

true

5 lifesaving things to consider when writing about the death of robin williams

false

Los angeles could be one of the few cities the olympics can’t ruin

false