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'into the woods' and the dumbing down of the movie musical | false |
What's a sheep's favorite type of alcohol? mutton-schnapps. | true |
California gov. says abortion rights shouldn't be a 'litmus test' for democrats | false |
Have you heard about that new tron movie? the protagonists name is adam. | true |
Why did the accountant go crazy? he started to hear invoices in his head. | true |
Everyone who believes in psychokinesis... raise my hand | true |
Bro, can you give me some kinda book or pamphlet for this location or product, bro? brochure. | true |
Sprout home plant of the week: goldfish plant | false |
Donald trump pressed on how 'traditional' his 3 marriages are | false |
7 tips for better behavior from your kids | false |
A short ramadan joke why does ramadan go by so quickly?!?!? because we fast. | true |
I lost 20 pounds in england last summer. how much is that in american dollars? | true |
The gugulethu project: from the townships of south africa to the world's ballet stages | false |
What's the best part of dating 29 year olds? there's 20 of them. (more funny out loud) | true |
What does the physicist have to eat when he goes to the pub? fission chips. | true |
True confessions: why i'm staying home on black friday this year | false |
What's the difference between niagara and viagra? niagara falls. | true |
Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other cock! | true |
'space cats' viral video's creator explains april fools joke (video) | false |
What did the priest announce before he went for a bath? speak now or forever hold your pee! | true |
Crista hebel, mom, gives birth to 12-pound preemie baby | false |
What did cinderella say when she got to the ball? nothing. she couldn't speak while gagging | true |
Huffpost hill - melania trump launches 'this is fine' anti-bullying campaign | false |
Take a selfie it'll last long-wait delete that one my eyebrows look fat take another. | true |
Pfizer takes its shot at a vaccine for evasive mrsa superbug | false |
Me: i only smoke weed because of cancer. mom: you don't have cancer! me: so it's working... | true |
No grandma, he has a hair piece, not herpes | true |
What blood type are most grammar nazis have? a type o | true |
Boys in chairs: that time i locked my lover out and couldn't let him in | false |
'tomorrowland' plot revealed? george clooney sci-fi film gets unofficial logline | false |
Nazi-looted libraries: items must be returned to owners and heirs | false |
Jokes about white sugar are rare... but brown sugar, demerara. | true |
I tried to use 'penis' as my password but it was too short. | true |
Watch a gentleman caller thirst after mo'nique in this 'almost christmas' clip | false |
Two peanuts were walking down the street one was a salted | true |
What do you say when you leave the uae? dubai-bye! | true |
One good way to kick a bad habit | false |
How researchers 'unwrapped' this ancient, disintegrating torah scroll | false |
I'm too old for this lit. - danny glover in a freshmen english class | true |
John oliver shows america what it missed out on by not being british | false |
This ‘death suit’ makes burials eco- and wallet-friendly | false |
What's little, brown, and found in the woods? winnies' pooh. | true |
Kurdish militants target turkish military in suicide attack | false |
New orleans restaurant under fire for racist receipt | false |
I like my coffee just like i like my slaves... free | true |
Lisbon protests: more than 100,000 rally against austerity in portugal | false |
Surprise! kanye west performs live for first time in nearly a year | false |
Nyff guide, week 1: top 5 must-see films | false |
Rickey smiley lends his comedy expertise for the 29th annual stellar music awards | false |
I'm a man trapped outside a woman's body. | true |
The problem with the world today is that intelligent people are too smart to have children. | true |
Feds order high school to let transgender students use girls' locker room | false |
You can't fix stupid but you can divorce it | true |
What did god say when he made the first black man? damn, i burnt one. | true |
'daily show' correspondent hasan minhaj eviscerates congress for inaction on guns | false |
Kraft have just opened up a new factory in jerusalem... they've called it 'cheeses of nazareth'. | true |
Three more flaws in harvard's sexual harassment policy | false |
My wife said i'm just like pluto i have a very cold heart | true |
15 of the worst movies on netflix according to rotten tomatoes | false |
Pakistani social media star allegedly strangled by brother in 'honor killing' | false |
25 health tips our readers want you to know | false |
An imposter and fraud or a forever grieving and healing mother? | false |
2 guys leap into a plane from the alps in heart-stopping video | false |
What's black, white, orange and terrifying? my voters pamphlet. | true |
Trail to the chief: the darkest of the 2016 dark horses edition | false |
I saw a homeless dude and gave him 1$ i saw a homeless woman and gave her 0.77$ | true |
Grassroots activists are leading the way on the addiction crisis | false |
What do you get when you cross holy water with castor oil? a religious movement! | true |
Chicago blackhawks player andrew shaw apologizes for homophobic tantrum | false |
Ceo of world’s biggest catering company among those killed in seaplane crash | false |
Will ferrell, in tiger face paint, refuses to stop singing 'superstar' on 'conan' | false |
I shot a black man the other day. now i'm being charged for impersonating a police officer. | true |
What is 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? donald trump 's tie | true |
How to make hotel loyalty programs work for your family | false |
Harry connick, jr. tells grads: it's exciting if you don't have your career planned | false |
What the difference between jews and harry potter harry got out of the chamber alive | true |
I always thought i had a good imagination... but it turns out it was just my imagination | true |
Disney characters come to life as topiaries at epcot (photos) | false |
Science brought us to the moon.. while religion only brought us to some skyscrapers. | true |
How does a pregnant black woman fight crime? abortion | true |
Who's a better liar: brian williams or pinocchio? | false |
Once you've mastered being a surgeon... ... operating just become an exercise in patients. | true |
'no exit,' long beach playhouse studio theatre, long beach, ca | false |
'les miserables' wedding flash mob hits the web -- again (video) | false |
If the workouts you're talking about aren't the bedroom variety no one wants to hear about it. | true |
Haha - me when i don't understand the reference | true |
Lane bryant to collaborate with sophie theallet on 'risque' new lingerie line | false |
My therapist says i have a preoccupation with vengeance we'll see about that. | true |
What do you call a midget in a subway saying, tick...tick...tick...? a metro-gnome | true |
This is what happens when a twinkie gets wrapped in a burrito | false |
I pulled the trigger on myself... now i'm triggered. | true |
China's record-breaking glass bridge is so popular, it had to close | false |
What is the opposite of imagination? i have no idea. | true |
I ordered a chicken and an egg from amazon. i'll let you know. | true |
If i ever start with 'this one time i went jogging.....' i am not telling the truth. | true |
No, your eyeballs aren't broken -- there's a portrait on that grassy hilltop | false |
Yo mama so ugly she got fired from a blowjob | true |
A good pun is like a good steak a medium rare well done. | true |
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well... i was amazed, i never knew they worked. | true |
Why couldn't beethoven find his teacher? because he was haydn. | true |
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