CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Oral hpv and throat cancer -- what you need to know	false
What is the most dangerous thing in america ? ans: nigger with a library card	true
Ex-ceo of rentboy.com gets six months in prison for promoting prostitution	false
Every journey has a beginning. -ahem- just a small town girl living in a lonely world...	true
These cringeworthy restaurant truths will make you think twice about dinner	false
Are you a programmer? not really. me is more of an amateur grammar	true
Move over mirrors: wall sculptures are in the house	false
Fake cop busted for pulling over real cops	false
Ever wonder where 'matilda' is now? let her tell you.	false
Owls always look like they've just found out that they've been cheated on.	true
My out-of-office voicemail greeting is just a solid three minutes of dry heaving.	true
Rights groups condemn reported mass arrests of lgbtq people in azerbaijan	false
Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.	true
Eldercare: the healing power of a rubber chicken	false
Emily ratajkowski: if a woman dresses sexy it doesn't mean she's not a feminist	false
Look: we asked you to show us what you're thankful for... and the responses are beautiful	false
Clay aiken is still plagued by guilt over his primary opponent's death	false
How can you tell if a turkey is from germany? by the way it goebbels	true
Dennis hastert case renews calls to change child sex abuse reporting laws	false
Allies form human chain around muslims praying during travel ban protest	false
What do you do with a stuck tap..? fawcett.	true
If con is the opposite of pro.... what is the opposite of progress?	true
New yorkers honored the orlando victims at stonewall inn vigil	false
How does every black guy joke start? by looking over your shoulder!	true
What's the difference between an orange and donald trump oranges have thick skin	true
An unusual trick for seeming smart anywhere, anytime	false
The sentence i'm aware isn't very scary unless you put wolf on the end.	true
An indian diabetic wasn't following his diet... you could say that he was naan-compliant.	true
That voice inside my head has a different accent every time i read a new tweet	true
To bin laden and back: how one man's journey offers a window into the absence of arab secularism	false
Same-sex marriage advocates still fighting to change minds	false
Jackie cruz and diane guerrero rethink their friendship after bff quiz	false
Mickey & donald in a foxhole q: why did mickey mouse get shot? a: because donald ducked.	true
This guy is living inside a kennel for 2 days to help homeless pets	false
How does the recipe for german chocolate cake begin? first, invade ze kitchen...	true
Lady bunny sounds off on donald trump and political correctness	false
Watch matt damon go full jason bourne to prank unsuspecting strangers	false
Weight gain during the holidays is hard to undo	false
John grisham calls string of arkansas executions a 'spectacular legal train wreck'	false
What is the most important factor in china's future? euthanasia.	true
What is the best thing about gaffer tape ? it turns no, no, no into mmm, mmm, mmm	true
Binge eating disorder becomes an official eating disorder diagnosis	false
Brunch wedding ideas for delightful daytime affairs (photos)	false
I wouldn't mind all the penis enlargement emails if they weren't coming from my wife.	true
These are the 'gaping holes' in revolving door rules	false
There was a man so poor and broke... that when someone stole his wallet, the robber went bankrupt.	true
Coleman glasser, 8-year-old: 'i think there should be no more assault rifles'	false
New york real estate: peek inside a greenwich village condo with a water tank cottage (photos)	false
Amid protests, greece passes painful reforms to attain fiscal targets	false
Samantha bee uses 4 words to describe devin nunes' secret memo	false
Bungling robbery suspects receive much-deserved dose of karma	false
Facebook should have a relationship status called: fu*k i don't know....ask her	true
Return of the king: the case for and against lebron's return to cleveland	false
What are islamic extremists favourite drink? smirnoff isis	true
It's going to be easy for trump to build that wall... ... everyone's shitting bricks everywhere	true
I'm at an age where i don't spring into action. i dead of winter into action.	true
There is a bible book all about beer... its called hebrews	true
Companies paying the least taxes: 24/7 wall st.	false
Why 'real housewife' kim richards walked out of interview with dr. phil	false
Try to eat 70,000 small meals a day to keep your metabolism on its toes.	true
Clean your doormat because it's covered in germs	false
What it's like to lose your natural hair to chemotherapy	false
U.s. olympic committee issues open apology to larry nassar's victims	false
Ecuador admits cutting julian assange's internet over election meddling	false
When i die, my last thought will probably be man that falcon looks pissed.	true
Cop: drop the gun criminal: no cop: it doesnt say what to do if he says no	true
Love is like a fart if you have to try its just shit	true
There's a boycott going on at donald trump's fancy new hotel	false
Do you love multiple trees? ...no. i'm mahogamous.	true
Dbza joke! frieza: how do you work the dragon balls? nail: did you work the shaft?	true
You know how to make a tissue dance? you put a little boogie in it.	true
I opened a cheese shop in israel today called it cheeses of nazareth	true
Atoms are huge liars they make up everything.	true
'les miserables' trailer: samantha barks steals the show in new preview	false
There aren't enough love songs about the moment you see your luggage appear at baggage claim.	true
If you smoke weed and masturbate... ... is it called weed whacking?	true
I put a picture of my friend with ms on my computer. it quit running	true
Reddit user jeremiahgorman builds his son a diy spaceship bed	false
Where's waldo wears stripes... because he doesn't want to be spotted	true
Oklahoma teachers prepare for walkout as red state revolt spreads	false
People are spending up to $45,000 on wedding proposals, thanks to the age of viral videos	false
Protesting while muslim comes with its own set of judgments	false
The albanian planted lightbulbs in his garden. he heard that tulips grew from bulbs.	true
The best part about being a comma is that you're usually followed by a nice big but.	true
My dad says he hates surprises... so i wrapped all his christmas presents in cellophane.	true
Bill maher dissects donald trump's second week in power	false
I lost 7 followers today. it's nice to know some people are finally reading my tweets	true
What did cinderalla do when she got to the ball? she gagged.	true
I've fallen into a sar chasm. totally didn't break my legs! it's a regular party down here!	true
Out alabama legislator says she's received death threats after a pro-gay facebook pledge	false
I will never trust a poster who claims to be an obstetrician. because op never delivers.	true
Yo moma is so fat i can see everything behind her	true
Racecar spelt backwards is still racecar but racecar sideways is how paul walker died	true
Nigeria says it has recovered $9.1 billion in stolen money and assets	false
I hate those russian dolls they're so full of themselves.	true
Michelle obama jumps aboard the boyish brows bandwagon	false
What did the monitor say when it got punched? ouch, that hertz!	true
Tatyana ali's honest take on breastfeeding: it's 'not necessarily instinctive'	false
Just saw the coolest magic trick! ticketmaster turned a $15 concert ticket into $38.95	true
What are the consequences of smoking weed? the reefercussions	true

Oral hpv and throat cancer -- what you need to know

false

What is the most dangerous thing in america ? ans: nigger with a library card

true

Ex-ceo of rentboy.com gets six months in prison for promoting prostitution

false

Every journey has a beginning. -ahem- just a small town girl living in a lonely world...

true

These cringeworthy restaurant truths will make you think twice about dinner

false

Are you a programmer? not really. me is more of an amateur grammar

true

Move over mirrors: wall sculptures are in the house

false

Fake cop busted for pulling over real cops

false

Ever wonder where 'matilda' is now? let her tell you.

false

Owls always look like they've just found out that they've been cheated on.

true

My out-of-office voicemail greeting is just a solid three minutes of dry heaving.

true

Rights groups condemn reported mass arrests of lgbtq people in azerbaijan

false

Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.

true

Eldercare: the healing power of a rubber chicken

false

Emily ratajkowski: if a woman dresses sexy it doesn't mean she's not a feminist

false

Look: we asked you to show us what you're thankful for... and the responses are beautiful

false

Clay aiken is still plagued by guilt over his primary opponent's death

false

How can you tell if a turkey is from germany? by the way it goebbels

true

Dennis hastert case renews calls to change child sex abuse reporting laws

false

Allies form human chain around muslims praying during travel ban protest

false

What do you do with a stuck tap..? fawcett.

true

If con is the opposite of pro.... what is the opposite of progress?

true

New yorkers honored the orlando victims at stonewall inn vigil

false

How does every black guy joke start? by looking over your shoulder!

true

What's the difference between an orange and donald trump oranges have thick skin

true

An unusual trick for seeming smart anywhere, anytime

false

The sentence i'm aware isn't very scary unless you put wolf on the end.

true

An indian diabetic wasn't following his diet... you could say that he was naan-compliant.

true

That voice inside my head has a different accent every time i read a new tweet

true

To bin laden and back: how one man's journey offers a window into the absence of arab secularism

false

Same-sex marriage advocates still fighting to change minds

false

Jackie cruz and diane guerrero rethink their friendship after bff quiz

false

Mickey & donald in a foxhole q: why did mickey mouse get shot? a: because donald ducked.

true

This guy is living inside a kennel for 2 days to help homeless pets

false

How does the recipe for german chocolate cake begin? first, invade ze kitchen...

true

Lady bunny sounds off on donald trump and political correctness

false

Watch matt damon go full jason bourne to prank unsuspecting strangers

false

Weight gain during the holidays is hard to undo

false

John grisham calls string of arkansas executions a 'spectacular legal train wreck'

false

What is the most important factor in china's future? euthanasia.

true

What is the best thing about gaffer tape ? it turns no, no, no into mmm, mmm, mmm

true

Binge eating disorder becomes an official eating disorder diagnosis

false

Brunch wedding ideas for delightful daytime affairs (photos)

false

I wouldn't mind all the penis enlargement emails if they weren't coming from my wife.

true

These are the 'gaping holes' in revolving door rules

false

There was a man so poor and broke... that when someone stole his wallet, the robber went bankrupt.

true

Coleman glasser, 8-year-old: 'i think there should be no more assault rifles'

false

New york real estate: peek inside a greenwich village condo with a water tank cottage (photos)

false

Amid protests, greece passes painful reforms to attain fiscal targets

false

Samantha bee uses 4 words to describe devin nunes' secret memo

false

Bungling robbery suspects receive much-deserved dose of karma

false

Facebook should have a relationship status called: fu*k i don't know....ask her

true

Return of the king: the case for and against lebron's return to cleveland

false

What are islamic extremists favourite drink? smirnoff isis

true

It's going to be easy for trump to build that wall... ... everyone's shitting bricks everywhere

true

I'm at an age where i don't spring into action. i dead of winter into action.

true

There is a bible book all about beer... its called hebrews

true

Companies paying the least taxes: 24/7 wall st.

false

Why 'real housewife' kim richards walked out of interview with dr. phil

false

Try to eat 70,000 small meals a day to keep your metabolism on its toes.

true

Clean your doormat because it's covered in germs

false

What it's like to lose your natural hair to chemotherapy

false

U.s. olympic committee issues open apology to larry nassar's victims

false

Ecuador admits cutting julian assange's internet over election meddling

false

When i die, my last thought will probably be man that falcon looks pissed.

true

Cop: drop the gun criminal: no cop: it doesnt say what to do if he says no

true

Love is like a fart if you have to try its just shit

true

There's a boycott going on at donald trump's fancy new hotel

false

Do you love multiple trees? ...no. i'm mahogamous.

true

Dbza joke! frieza: how do you work the dragon balls? nail: did you work the shaft?

true

You know how to make a tissue dance? you put a little boogie in it.

true

I opened a cheese shop in israel today called it cheeses of nazareth

true

Atoms are huge liars they make up everything.

true

'les miserables' trailer: samantha barks steals the show in new preview

false

There aren't enough love songs about the moment you see your luggage appear at baggage claim.

true

If you smoke weed and masturbate... ... is it called weed whacking?

true

I put a picture of my friend with ms on my computer. it quit running

true

Reddit user jeremiahgorman builds his son a diy spaceship bed

false

Where's waldo wears stripes... because he doesn't want to be spotted

true

Oklahoma teachers prepare for walkout as red state revolt spreads

false

People are spending up to $45,000 on wedding proposals, thanks to the age of viral videos

false

Protesting while muslim comes with its own set of judgments

false

The albanian planted lightbulbs in his garden. he heard that tulips grew from bulbs.

true

The best part about being a comma is that you're usually followed by a nice big but.

true

My dad says he hates surprises... so i wrapped all his christmas presents in cellophane.

true

Bill maher dissects donald trump's second week in power

false

I lost 7 followers today. it's nice to know some people are finally reading my tweets

true

What did cinderalla do when she got to the ball? she gagged.

true

I've fallen into a sar chasm. totally didn't break my legs! it's a regular party down here!

true

Out alabama legislator says she's received death threats after a pro-gay facebook pledge

false

I will never trust a poster who claims to be an obstetrician. because op never delivers.

true

Yo moma is so fat i can see everything behind her

true

Racecar spelt backwards is still racecar but racecar sideways is how paul walker died

true

Nigeria says it has recovered $9.1 billion in stolen money and assets

false

I hate those russian dolls they're so full of themselves.

true

Michelle obama jumps aboard the boyish brows bandwagon

false

What did the monitor say when it got punched? ouch, that hertz!

true

Tatyana ali's honest take on breastfeeding: it's 'not necessarily instinctive'

false

Just saw the coolest magic trick! ticketmaster turned a $15 concert ticket into $38.95

true

What are the consequences of smoking weed? the reefercussions

true