CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Huffpost hill - lame faithless electors don't even write-in 'presidenty mcpresidentface'	false
Nearly a dozen sharks found swimming in new york home's basement	false
British people must really like leia in the new star wars movie. stiff upper lip!	true
A tedious quest for the best way to deseed a pomegranate	false
Olympia cop who shot unarmed black men was justified, court finds	false
What do you call a woman who has a lot of sex? her name.	true
To the girl struggling with self-worth, you’re doing alright	false
Taking on port discovery in baltimore, md with toddlers	false
Woman accused of choking teen who blocked view of disney fireworks	false
What do you call the skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school? preppy le pew	true
I've found that whenever god closes a door, satan hands me a lockpick.	true
Why couldn't the italian phone salesman open up his shop... he had a nokia	true
What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic? i forget	true
Katharina wulff's whimsical mysteries hit san francisco museum of modern art (photos)	false
Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? he worked it out with a pencil	true
How did the scuba-diver pay for his drinks? with barnacles (bar nickels)	true
Why did the mexican man push his wife off a cliff? tequila	true
Ted cruz says it would be 'nuts' to draft women	false
Britney spears wears couture to announce vegas residency, looks very un-vegas (photos)	false
Obama gave chance the rapper this career advice	false
Kid: mommy, mommy! can i lick the bowl? mom: no, you have to flush it like everyone else.	true
What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear? white vans. i'll be here all week.	true
Please don't cry seeing your tears makes me have to pee	true
I'm torn between having 'wish you were here' or 'look behind you' engraved on my headstone.	true
This dad built a ginormous 'star wars' playhouse even adults will love	false
Saw two bums in the street going at it with cardboxes boxes... pillow fight!	true
Why was twelve running from seven? because seven had a fucking rocket launcher!	true
Is that a human being in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?	true
Don't expect to see kim kardashian give birth on tv again	false
Nora ephron inspirational quotes: motivating words from the writer and director	false
Italy's top court slams amanda knox's murder conviction	false
Why don't jews live on jupiter? because its a gas planet!	true
You'd think a dude named captain crunch would have amazing abs.	true
God: make it cute with a lil mask angel: haha aw okay god: also make it eat trash	true
'moonlight' director barry jenkins drunkenly live-tweets 'notting hill'	false
Rules at impact: how to survive early grief	false
Trump's defense chief: we're not in iraq to seize anybody's oil	false
decides to workout lays on ground to do sit-up find skittle on ground eats it takes nap	true
Chris christie is over marco rubio's same old 25-second speech	false
I have kleptomania. but when it gets bad, i take something for it.	true
John kasich goes off on ‘absurd’ arguments for him to drop out of presidential race	false
What goes up and never comes down? your age!	true
The holiday season is coming up. every year i make my parents something. i make them disappointed.	true
Where can a hand refuel its car? at a fist pump.	true
I just started my career as a shy rapist. it's touch and go.	true
What do coffee beans say to scare their friends? brew.	true
Quick: is this lana del rey or jennifer lawrence?	false
It's hard to argue with a spear i mean, it's got a point.	true
Not all trump hotels provide paid maternity leave, despite ivanka trump's claim	false
Did you guys hear about the kidnapping today? it's okay though, he woke up.	true
Why are women bad at parking? because they're consistently lied to about what 6 inches looks like.	true
If all of ireland sank, what part of it wouldn't? county cork	true
What's a jawa's favorite kind of pasta? rotini!	true
6 ways to reduce plastic waste this summer	false
What does a clock do when it's hungry? it goes back 4 seconds	true
So you guys heard about this myspace thing?	true
What do you say to a bodybuilder to get him to repeat you? no whey	true
Why do little people hate the taste of alcohol? because they can't reach the top shelf.	true
I'm wearing nike pants so you have to just do it...	true
Why do tomcats fight ? because they like raising a stink !	true
I like my women like i like my coffee.... black and full of semen.	true
Jake tapper: trump presidency once again eroding basic lines of human decency	false
Coping with the sleep disorders expected after the sandy hook shooting	false
Ugh, i am swamped at work today. *stares at puppies on the internet for 3 hours	true
I'm not sure if i'm depressed or just nihilistic	true
What grades did fidel castro get at school? full marx	true
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? that's not funny!	true
Yeah, i knew shakespeare in college. typical neck bard.	true
I wear a french maid's outfit specifically to get out of doing housework.	true
Doctor doctor my husband smells like fish poor sole!	true
How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed? with lots of hops!	true
The quickest way to a man's heart is with chuck norris' fist.	true
11 no-fail ways to succeed in the new year	false
Gravity is just the earth being really clingy	true
Cooking off the cuff: an adriatic memory - baccalà mantecato	false
When a man speaks in the forest and there is no wife to hear... is he still wrong?	true
Describe your sex life in two words. my what?	true
Michael cohen reportedly paid $600,000 to advise at&t on time warner merger	false
Kinky = using a feather. perverted = using the whole chicken.	true
Hillary clinton, tea party candidate: a magic trick	false
I deleted all of the germans off my phone. its hans-free.	true
Holiday divorce advice: how to navigate your first holiday after divorce	false
Indians fireworks guy accidentally lets 'em fly after kansas city home run	false
What do you call nicky minaj's ass? silicone valley	true
Katy hayes to undergo double-arm transplant after losing limbs to flesh-eating bacteria (photos)	false
I wanted venison for dinner but my wife said it was a little deer.	true
World’s saddest elephant dies after 60 years alone in her cell	false
50 lessons that may make your life better (they did mine)	false
Disney actress louriza tronco of zapped tells us her audition story	false
Knock knock. who's there? lee lee who? no, lee hao.	true
Contrary to popular belief, plumbers are not good lovers they are emotionally draining...	true
San juan mayor pleads for help: 'we need water!'	false
Black jokes and mexican jokes are all the same if you know a juan, you know jemalle	true
These texas doctors prove that jews and muslims can achieve great things by working together	false
Q: why did the haunted house not like rain? a: because it dampened his spirits.	true
Cool things always happen when i don't have a camera.	true
Everyone's excited for the new minecraft movie. it's sure to be a real blockbuster	true
What do you call a waterfall that flows upwards? viagra falls!	true
Major earthquake strikes off southern coast of mexico, killing dozens	false
I can't hear what they're saying cuz i'm talking	true

Huffpost hill - lame faithless electors don't even write-in 'presidenty mcpresidentface'

false

Nearly a dozen sharks found swimming in new york home's basement

false

British people must really like leia in the new star wars movie. stiff upper lip!

true

A tedious quest for the best way to deseed a pomegranate

false

Olympia cop who shot unarmed black men was justified, court finds

false

What do you call a woman who has a lot of sex? her name.

true

To the girl struggling with self-worth, you’re doing alright

false

Taking on port discovery in baltimore, md with toddlers

false

Woman accused of choking teen who blocked view of disney fireworks

false

What do you call the skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school? preppy le pew

true

I've found that whenever god closes a door, satan hands me a lockpick.

true

Why couldn't the italian phone salesman open up his shop... he had a nokia

true

What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic? i forget

true

Katharina wulff's whimsical mysteries hit san francisco museum of modern art (photos)

false

Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? he worked it out with a pencil

true

How did the scuba-diver pay for his drinks? with barnacles (bar nickels)

true

Why did the mexican man push his wife off a cliff? tequila

true

Ted cruz says it would be 'nuts' to draft women

false

Britney spears wears couture to announce vegas residency, looks very un-vegas (photos)

false

Obama gave chance the rapper this career advice

false

Kid: mommy, mommy! can i lick the bowl? mom: no, you have to flush it like everyone else.

true

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear? white vans. i'll be here all week.

true

Please don't cry seeing your tears makes me have to pee

true

I'm torn between having 'wish you were here' or 'look behind you' engraved on my headstone.

true

This dad built a ginormous 'star wars' playhouse even adults will love

false

Saw two bums in the street going at it with cardboxes boxes... pillow fight!

true

Why was twelve running from seven? because seven had a fucking rocket launcher!

true

Is that a human being in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

true

Don't expect to see kim kardashian give birth on tv again

false

Nora ephron inspirational quotes: motivating words from the writer and director

false

Italy's top court slams amanda knox's murder conviction

false

Why don't jews live on jupiter? because its a gas planet!

true

You'd think a dude named captain crunch would have amazing abs.

true

God: make it cute with a lil mask angel: haha aw okay god: also make it eat trash

true

'moonlight' director barry jenkins drunkenly live-tweets 'notting hill'

false

Rules at impact: how to survive early grief

false

Trump's defense chief: we're not in iraq to seize anybody's oil

false

*decides to workout* *lays on ground to do sit-up* *find skittle on ground* *eats it* *takes nap*

true

Chris christie is over marco rubio's same old 25-second speech

false

I have kleptomania. but when it gets bad, i take something for it.

true

John kasich goes off on ‘absurd’ arguments for him to drop out of presidential race

false

What goes up and never comes down? your age!

true

The holiday season is coming up. every year i make my parents something. i make them disappointed.

true

Where can a hand refuel its car? at a fist pump.

true

I just started my career as a shy rapist. it's touch and go.

true

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends? brew.

true

Quick: is this lana del rey or jennifer lawrence?

false

It's hard to argue with a spear i mean, it's got a point.

true

Not all trump hotels provide paid maternity leave, despite ivanka trump's claim

false

Did you guys hear about the kidnapping today? it's okay though, he woke up.

true

Why are women bad at parking? because they're consistently lied to about what 6 inches looks like.

true

If all of ireland sank, what part of it wouldn't? county cork

true

What's a jawa's favorite kind of pasta? rotini!

true

6 ways to reduce plastic waste this summer

false

What does a clock do when it's hungry? it goes back 4 seconds

true

So you guys heard about this myspace thing?

true

What do you say to a bodybuilder to get him to repeat you? no whey

true

Why do little people hate the taste of alcohol? because they can't reach the top shelf.

true

I'm wearing nike pants so you have to just do it...

true

Why do tomcats fight ? because they like raising a stink !

true

I like my women like i like my coffee.... black and full of semen.

true

Jake tapper: trump presidency once again eroding basic lines of human decency

false

Coping with the sleep disorders expected after the sandy hook shooting

false

Ugh, i am swamped at work today. *stares at puppies on the internet for 3 hours

true

I'm not sure if i'm depressed or just nihilistic

true

What grades did fidel castro get at school? full marx

true

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? that's not funny!

true

Yeah, i knew shakespeare in college. typical neck bard.

true

I wear a french maid's outfit specifically to get out of doing housework.

true

Doctor doctor my husband smells like fish poor sole!

true

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed? with lots of hops!

true

The quickest way to a man's heart is with chuck norris' fist.

true

11 no-fail ways to succeed in the new year

false

Gravity is just the earth being really clingy

true

Cooking off the cuff: an adriatic memory - baccalà mantecato

false

When a man speaks in the forest and there is no wife to hear... is he still wrong?

true

Describe your sex life in two words. my what?

true

Michael cohen reportedly paid $600,000 to advise at&t on time warner merger

false

Kinky = using a feather. perverted = using the whole chicken.

true

Hillary clinton, tea party candidate: a magic trick

false

I deleted all of the germans off my phone. its hans-free.

true

Holiday divorce advice: how to navigate your first holiday after divorce

false

Indians fireworks guy accidentally lets 'em fly after kansas city home run

false

What do you call nicky minaj's ass? silicone valley

true

Katy hayes to undergo double-arm transplant after losing limbs to flesh-eating bacteria (photos)

false

I wanted venison for dinner but my wife said it was a little deer.

true

World’s saddest elephant dies after 60 years alone in her cell

false

50 lessons that may make your life better (they did mine)

false

Disney actress louriza tronco of zapped tells us her audition story

false

Knock knock. who's there? lee lee who? no, lee hao.

true

Contrary to popular belief, plumbers are not good lovers they are emotionally draining...

true

San juan mayor pleads for help: 'we need water!'

false

Black jokes and mexican jokes are all the same if you know a juan, you know jemalle

true

These texas doctors prove that jews and muslims can achieve great things by working together

false

Q: why did the haunted house not like rain? a: because it dampened his spirits.

true

Cool things always happen when i don't have a camera.

true

Everyone's excited for the new minecraft movie. it's sure to be a real blockbuster

true

What do you call a waterfall that flows upwards? viagra falls!

true

Major earthquake strikes off southern coast of mexico, killing dozens

false

I can't hear what they're saying cuz i'm talking

true