CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Huffpollster: voters are giving more thought than ever to this election	false
I'm sorry that i'll never be as fun in person as i am in drunk texts.	true
Trump campaign manager chides reporters for 'badgering' about tax returns, charitable giving	false
Hr: did you call an employee stupid? me: no, i asked if he knew he was stupid.	true
How do you know that you are a redditor? i'll tell you tomorrow.	true
Why are trees never invited to a formal dinner ? they only wear trunks.	true
Wife of kansas shooting victim was afraid of hate crimes after the election	false
How this immigrant shop owner is helping make cleveland a 'cultural hub'	false
What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning? a kkk-cup!	true
10 classic american dishes for the fourth of july	false
Go ahead lady, call the cops. i have witnesses that say your toddler started it.	true
Embarrassed shopper i get so embarrassed grocery shopping when i see the salad dressing	true
Zosia mamet says you don't have to be hillary, bey or oprah to be successful	false
What does a mexican cop say when he wishes you a merry christmas? police navidad.	true
I cannot walk on water, but i can wobble on whisky.	true
Bernie sanders' new digital whiz comes from a mobile company empowering progressive activists	false
Recent studies have shown that 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy	true
What is amnesia? is it: a) memory loss a) memory loss or 3) the battle of hastings	true
What did the banker use for birth control? his personality	true
Controversial trump adviser sebastian gorka leaves white house	false
Instagram is now letting everyone moderate their comments	false
Brazil's churches fight against child sex tourism ahead of world cup	false
I only drink twice a year when it's my birthday, and when it's not	true
What's the coldest part of a man's body? his balls. two below.	true
Seven and half reasons why two and half men should scrap a gay season 12	false
What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo? surprise subtext.	true
Rock around the winter clock one, two, three o' clock, two o' clock rock!	true
When my wife and i have a disagreement, i always have the last word... usually it's, yes dear	true
Did you hear about the constipated math professor? he worked his problem out with a pencil.	true
What's brown and rhymes with snoop? dr. dre.!	true
What do you call dangerous precipitation? a rain of terror	true
What do you call someone who only speaks one language? american	true
Microsoft allegedly censors pirate bay links in windows live messenger	false
Parenting a second child is forcing me to chill out	false
'community,' annie's gasps: alison brie obviously deserves an emmy (supercut)	false
Janet jackson reportedly splits from wissam al mana	false
I blink one eye at a time because flying squirrels can attack at any moment.	true
Amazon prime would be a good title for a wonder woman movie.	true
Camille cosby says she was almost dragged into court by u.s. marshals	false
An open letter to jim daly, president of focus on the family, from a gay evangelical	false
Hora and my jewish wedding: forget tradition, i will not dance	false
These are the top 25 freshmen of men's college basketball	false
2017 saw a record high of insurance claims due to natural disasters	false
Man dies after telling police who chased him 'i can't breathe,' sources say	false
Why the ice bucket challenge works (and doesn't work)	false
What did the rat say to the cat? nothing, cats don't talk you fucking idiot.	true
U.s. takes step towards embrace of gulf plan to destabilize iran	false
Gigi hadid and zayn malik spotted holding hands	false
Why we should care about changes in the pharmaceutical industry	false
Cancer taught me to live like i'm dying	false
What's a dank memer's favorite letter? 'a' lmao	true
Incarceration and communication: why meaningful social relationships matter	false
What do you call a gay keyboard layout? qweerty	true
Taxi driver allegedly tells gay bar patrons they're going to hell	false
Totally done with the history channel... nothing but repeats.	true
Did you all hear about the chicken that swallowed the yo-yo? laid the same egg 44 times!	true
72 of the cutest dogs on reddit (photos)	false
Seth meyers gives donald trump advice about his 'least racist' person defense	false
I love the new upvote noise reddit made... thank you.	true
This dog is adorably scared of a windshield wiper	false
Bikini wedding: brides who bared it all at the altar	false
Apple ceo tim cook: 'accessibility rights are human rights'	false
Lady gaga's got nothing on my hair: i went pink and i'm never going back (photos)	false
Conservatives have never understood what obama thinks about racism	false
What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator? a con descending.	true
Stressed out at work? how to cope -- without turning to food or booze	false
'benjamin button.' 'benjamin who?' 'benjamin' 'who's there?' 'knock knock!'	true
What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach? a tangent	true
Police struggle to find possible motives for austin bombings	false
This person told me when pigs fly i'll get my kid vaccinated! alas, swine flu.	true
Life with erectile dysfunction is hard but really it isn't.	true
Educate all girls, especially in our own cities	false
Women are like alarm clocks. it's such a relief when they finally shut the hell up.	true
Seth rogen uses the oscars to reveal he's a major 'hamilton' fan	false
20 billy eichner tweets that made your newsfeed more bearable in 2017	false
World health day 2015: from farm to plate, make food safe	false
All the albums you'll be excited about this fall	false
Youtube prankster cements his own head inside a microwave for clicks	false
Celebrity high school sweethearts who are still together today (photos)	false
Me: *breathes my parents: you need to watch that attitude young man.	true
Where did the little asian girl go when the little boy dropped by? everywhere.	true
Illinois considers allowing recall attempts of chicago mayor	false
An egyptian tv show pranked paris hilton with a horrific fake plane crash	false
Why the devil can't go down on georgia	false
What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear? a polar bear.	true
Rethink reviews: night moves -- can you go too far to protect the earth?	false
What do gender studies graduates commonly say? would you like fries with that?	true
How does lady gaga like her meat? rah-rah-ah-ah-ah	true
Deadspin ranked some cereals incorrectly. here are the correct rankings.	false
The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.	true
Get great legs with ski jumper sarah hendrickson's lower-body builder	false
Boss: isn't your new job kind of a see this is what i'm talking about	true
Clemson fan goes shirtless, stands out among 'college gameday' signs (video/photos)	false
80% of life is pulling percentages out of thin air and stating them as facts	true
Report: tom brady allied with peyton manning to change ball rule in 2006	false
I have a great knock-knock joke but someone else has to start. go	true
Just saw an elderly asian couple buying tortillas so racism is over	true
Controversy erupts after uk retailer removes gender labels from kids' clothes	false
Bensonhurst case and do the right thing revisited 25 years later	false
As more borders close, families rush for refuge	false

Huffpollster: voters are giving more thought than ever to this election

false

I'm sorry that i'll never be as fun in person as i am in drunk texts.

true

Trump campaign manager chides reporters for 'badgering' about tax returns, charitable giving

false

Hr: did you call an employee stupid? me: no, i asked if he knew he was stupid.

true

How do you know that you are a redditor? i'll tell you tomorrow.

true

Why are trees never invited to a formal dinner ? they only wear trunks.

true

Wife of kansas shooting victim was afraid of hate crimes after the election

false

How this immigrant shop owner is helping make cleveland a 'cultural hub'

false

What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning? a kkk-cup!

true

10 classic american dishes for the fourth of july

false

Go ahead lady, call the cops. i have witnesses that say your toddler started it.

true

Embarrassed shopper i get so embarrassed grocery shopping when i see the salad dressing

true

Zosia mamet says you don't have to be hillary, bey or oprah to be successful

false

What does a mexican cop say when he wishes you a merry christmas? police navidad.

true

I cannot walk on water, but i can wobble on whisky.

true

Bernie sanders' new digital whiz comes from a mobile company empowering progressive activists

false

Recent studies have shown that 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy

true

What is amnesia? is it: a) memory loss a) memory loss or 3) the battle of hastings

true

What did the banker use for birth control? his personality

true

Controversial trump adviser sebastian gorka leaves white house

false

Instagram is now letting everyone moderate their comments

false

Brazil's churches fight against child sex tourism ahead of world cup

false

I only drink twice a year when it's my birthday, and when it's not

true

What's the coldest part of a man's body? his balls. two below.

true

Seven and half reasons why two and half men should scrap a gay season 12

false

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo? surprise subtext.

true

Rock around the winter clock one, two, three o' clock, two o' clock rock!

true

When my wife and i have a disagreement, i always have the last word... usually it's, yes dear

true

Did you hear about the constipated math professor? he worked his problem out with a pencil.

true

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? dr. dre.!

true

What do you call dangerous precipitation? a rain of terror

true

What do you call someone who only speaks one language? american

true

Microsoft allegedly censors pirate bay links in windows live messenger

false

Parenting a second child is forcing me to chill out

false

'community,' annie's gasps: alison brie obviously deserves an emmy (supercut)

false

Janet jackson reportedly splits from wissam al mana

false

I blink one eye at a time because flying squirrels can attack at any moment.

true

Amazon prime would be a good title for a wonder woman movie.

true

Camille cosby says she was almost dragged into court by u.s. marshals

false

An open letter to jim daly, president of focus on the family, from a gay evangelical

false

Hora and my jewish wedding: forget tradition, i will not dance

false

These are the top 25 freshmen of men's college basketball

false

2017 saw a record high of insurance claims due to natural disasters

false

Man dies after telling police who chased him 'i can't breathe,' sources say

false

Why the ice bucket challenge works (and doesn't work)

false

What did the rat say to the cat? nothing, cats don't talk you fucking idiot.

true

U.s. takes step towards embrace of gulf plan to destabilize iran

false

Gigi hadid and zayn malik spotted holding hands

false

Why we should care about changes in the pharmaceutical industry

false

Cancer taught me to live like i'm dying

false

What's a dank memer's favorite letter? 'a' lmao

true

Incarceration and communication: why meaningful social relationships matter

false

What do you call a gay keyboard layout? qweerty

true

Taxi driver allegedly tells gay bar patrons they're going to hell

false

Totally done with the history channel... nothing but repeats.

true

Did you all hear about the chicken that swallowed the yo-yo? laid the same egg 44 times!

true

72 of the cutest dogs on reddit (photos)

false

Seth meyers gives donald trump advice about his 'least racist' person defense

false

I love the new upvote noise reddit made... thank you.

true

This dog is adorably scared of a windshield wiper

false

Bikini wedding: brides who bared it all at the altar

false

Apple ceo tim cook: 'accessibility rights are human rights'

false

Lady gaga's got nothing on my hair: i went pink and i'm never going back (photos)

false

Conservatives have never understood what obama thinks about racism

false

What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator? a con descending.

true

Stressed out at work? how to cope -- without turning to food or booze

false

'benjamin button.' 'benjamin who?' 'benjamin' 'who's there?' 'knock knock!'

true

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach? a tangent

true

Police struggle to find possible motives for austin bombings

false

This person told me when pigs fly i'll get my kid vaccinated! alas, swine flu.

true

Life with erectile dysfunction is hard but really it isn't.

true

Educate all girls, especially in our own cities

false

Women are like alarm clocks. it's such a relief when they finally shut the hell up.

true

Seth rogen uses the oscars to reveal he's a major 'hamilton' fan

false

20 billy eichner tweets that made your newsfeed more bearable in 2017

false

World health day 2015: from farm to plate, make food safe

false

All the albums you'll be excited about this fall

false

Youtube prankster cements his own head inside a microwave for clicks

false

Celebrity high school sweethearts who are still together today (photos)

false

Me: *breathes my parents: you need to watch that attitude young man.

true

Where did the little asian girl go when the little boy dropped by? everywhere.

true

Illinois considers allowing recall attempts of chicago mayor

false

An egyptian tv show pranked paris hilton with a horrific fake plane crash

false

Why the devil can't go down on georgia

false

What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear? a polar bear.

true

Rethink reviews: night moves -- can you go too far to protect the earth?

false

What do gender studies graduates commonly say? would you like fries with that?

true

How does lady gaga like her meat? rah-rah-ah-ah-ah

true

Deadspin ranked some cereals incorrectly. here are the correct rankings.

false

The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.

true

Get great legs with ski jumper sarah hendrickson's lower-body builder

false

Boss: isn't your new job kind of a see this is what i'm talking about

true

Clemson fan goes shirtless, stands out among 'college gameday' signs (video/photos)

false

80% of life is pulling percentages out of thin air and stating them as facts

true

Report: tom brady allied with peyton manning to change ball rule in 2006

false

I have a great knock-knock joke but someone else has to start. go

true

Just saw an elderly asian couple buying tortillas so racism is over

true

Controversy erupts after uk retailer removes gender labels from kids' clothes

false

Bensonhurst case and do the right thing revisited 25 years later

false

As more borders close, families rush for refuge

false