CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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White asparagus: the vampire of the vegetable world	false
What's a good pick-up line in a gay bar? can i push your stool in?	true
Why can't you hear django freeman have sex? the d is silent	true
Why was the waffle jealous of the pancake? the pancakes was flattered.	true
Here's how to decide if grad school is right for you	false
Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing? he could really get into the vaultz.	true
Attention, gop candidates: i have family values, too	false
Why are men sexier than women? because you can't spell sexy without xy	true
Rick perry tapped to run department he once vowed to nix	false
What is red and smells like blue paint? red paint	true
Now you can get pizza in a pizza box made out of pizza	false
'it was an execution': wife of man killed by arizona cop speaks out	false
Gop group cluelessly uses 1994 margaret cho pic to depict asian americans	false
Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.	true
Why more bosses need to embrace napping at work	false
Knock knock who's there ! ali ! ali who ? ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !	true
There’s a method to the madness of trump’s tweets. or maybe just madness.	false
What kind of overalls does mario wear? denim denim denim	true
Indian prince manvendra singh gohil to open lgbtq center on family's royal grounds	false
This midlife crisis has a lot less bank heists and high speed car chases than i had imagined.	true
Kidnapper accused of using alligator to hold man captive	false
A peek at arctic alaska life courtesy of instagram	false
The clock was still hungry... so it went back four seconds.	true
Welcome to 2013: 8 tips to better health	false
How do people in nor cal get around? hella copters	true
How do you know when the moon is going broke? when it's down to it's last quarter.	true
According to my neighbor's diary, i have boundary issues.	true
I wondered why the train was getting bigger... then it hit me	true
This pb&j bourbon comes with a side of childhood nostalgia	false
I really admire what caitlyn jenner did took some balls	true
Lady gaga's inaugural ball dress is impressively large (photos, video)	false
I have failed math eleventeen times or so.	true
Anti-gay crusader's wife left him... for a woman	false
Adam levine's actually pretty into makeup, according to 'the voice' makeup artist	false
What's irish and stays on your back porch all year? patty o'furniture	true
I was going to break up a fight between two rabbis... but they were just arguing semitics.	true
It's ok to go number 1 in the shower... ...unless you count like a computer programmer.	true
Well, very clearly cats were sacred to them. - archeologist who discovers the internet	true
I avoid checking my bank account. i just don't need that negativity in my life.	true
Did you hear about the man who got aids? he was fucked.	true
Reports find police shooting of tamir rice 'reasonable'	false
What do you call a loaf of grumpy bread? sourdough!	true
What's the difference between a jew and harry potter? harry can escape the chamber.	true
People keep making apocalypse jokes... like there's no tomorrow	true
What do you call a pair of nervous wigwams? too tense.	true
4 steps to helping a shy child have a great school year	false
Why didn't ahmadinejad have a beer? he wasn't in the mahmoud.	true
Muslim man beaten outside florida mosque attended by orlando shooter omar mateen	false
My kid ditched me for the first time	false
11 magical boats that'll help you drift off into peace (photos)	false
Help, i accidentally ... build a shelf?!? what should i do?	true
Carly fiorina is hopping mad at cnn over looming debate snub	false
Why was santa's little helper sad? because he had low elfesteem	true
Rose byrne welcomes first child, rocco, with bobby cannavale	false
My pot never calls the kettle 'black' because i don't buy talking marijuana	true
What the internet meant to me after the death of my father, david carr	false
This iconic artist photographed thousands of men -- now they're all in one place (nsfw)	false
How much cocaine can charlie sheen take? enough to kill two and a half men.	true
Hillary clinton attacks coal company for trying to 'shirk its responsibilities' to retirees	false
I'm getting pretty hungry. i haven't eaten all year!	true
What's open and closed in washington, d.c. during a government shutdown	false
The iron vein ran out... it was only a minor issue though.	true
I wasn't kicking you. i was encouraging you to get the hell out of my way.	true
The freezcube provides a spoiler alert for your freezer (photo)	false
Gps guide: bridget fonger's heart-centered ritual relieves tension	false
3 nba teams reportedly stop staying at donald trump hotels	false
How to divorce when your home is drowning in debt	false
I wouldn't say i never exercise... occasionally, my nose runs.	true
What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on halloween? a trick-or-fleat!	true
What do you call a bear that's not drunk? so-bear!	true
I like my meat the way i like my grades... ...well done.	true
What is the best part about duct tape? it can turn no, no, no! into mmm, mmm, mmm	true
'black panther' the u.s.'s highest grossing superhero film of all time	false
I got a little ass last night!... my finger went through the toilet paper!	true
As an english person there's one thing i love between me and the french. the english channel.	true
Widow who wanted birds to eat husband's body faces prison time	false
Making an america worthy of the dreamers' dreams	false
I used to date an electrician but we had to break up... there was just no spark.	true
Wtf!!!! my son just called me the n-word!! neglectful	true
Hot on pinterest: a clever way to store your sandals	false
Q: why did the blond stare at her orange juice for 2 hours? a: because it said concentrate	true
Ex-colts running back zurlon tipton accidentally shoots self dead	false
What do you call a dog with brass balls and no hind legs? sparky.	true
Why did the jew leave the party early? he had gas.	true
Top chris christie aides found guilty of all charges in bridgegate scandal	false
Gop senator fears obama's isis strategy is driven by midterms	false
Dad's 'taken'-inspired note scares teens into cleaning their mess	false
What do most indian people have in common? they all like to singh.	true
Former missouri state senator jeff smith reflects on going from politics to prison	false
That awkward moment when you check the price tag and then slowly walk away.	true
If anti-gays want to stop gay sex... they should encourage gay marriage.	true
Jesus christ. they stole your tweet. not your first born son.	true
Will recovery be a brand that president donald trump is known for?	false
9 ways to make christmas meaningful for kids	false
Summer is coming and that means new goods on netflix	false
Wednesday's morning email: orlando survivors talk moments of horror	false
Russia's olympic team barred from 2018 winter games for doping	false
White supremacist charged with terrorism after alleged attempt to derail train	false
The j.r. smith redemption tour reaches its peak	false
I put 1 ball in my pocket. but, my friend found 3.	true

White asparagus: the vampire of the vegetable world

false

What's a good pick-up line in a gay bar? can i push your stool in?

true

Why can't you hear django freeman have sex? *the d is silent*

true

Why was the waffle jealous of the pancake? the pancakes was flattered.

true

Here's how to decide if grad school is right for you

false

Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing? he could really get into the vaultz.

true

Attention, gop candidates: i have family values, too

false

Why are men sexier than women? because you can't spell sexy without xy

true

Rick perry tapped to run department he once vowed to nix

false

What is red and smells like blue paint? red paint

true

Now you can get pizza in a pizza box made out of pizza

false

'it was an execution': wife of man killed by arizona cop speaks out

false

Gop group cluelessly uses 1994 margaret cho pic to depict asian americans

false

Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

true

Why more bosses need to embrace napping at work

false

Knock knock who's there ! ali ! ali who ? ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !

true

There’s a method to the madness of trump’s tweets. or maybe just madness.

false

What kind of overalls does mario wear? *denim* *denim* *denim*

true

Indian prince manvendra singh gohil to open lgbtq center on family's royal grounds

false

This midlife crisis has a lot less bank heists and high speed car chases than i had imagined.

true

Kidnapper accused of using alligator to hold man captive

false

A peek at arctic alaska life courtesy of instagram

false

The clock was still hungry... so it went back four seconds.

true

Welcome to 2013: 8 tips to better health

false

How do people in nor cal get around? hella copters

true

How do you know when the moon is going broke? when it's down to it's last quarter.

true

According to my neighbor's diary, i have boundary issues.

true

I wondered why the train was getting bigger... then it hit me

true

This pb&j bourbon comes with a side of childhood nostalgia

false

I really admire what caitlyn jenner did took some balls

true

Lady gaga's inaugural ball dress is impressively large (photos, video)

false

I have failed math eleventeen times or so.

true

Anti-gay crusader's wife left him... for a woman

false

Adam levine's actually pretty into makeup, according to 'the voice' makeup artist

false

What's irish and stays on your back porch all year? patty o'furniture

true

I was going to break up a fight between two rabbis... but they were just arguing semitics.

true

It's ok to go number 1 in the shower... ...unless you count like a computer programmer.

true

Well, very clearly cats were sacred to them. - archeologist who discovers the internet

true

I avoid checking my bank account. i just don't need that negativity in my life.

true

Did you hear about the man who got aids? he was fucked.

true

Reports find police shooting of tamir rice 'reasonable'

false

What do you call a loaf of grumpy bread? sourdough!

true

What's the difference between a jew and harry potter? harry can escape the chamber.

true

People keep making apocalypse jokes... like there's no tomorrow

true

What do you call a pair of nervous wigwams? too tense.

true

4 steps to helping a shy child have a great school year

false

Why didn't ahmadinejad have a beer? he wasn't in the mahmoud.

true

Muslim man beaten outside florida mosque attended by orlando shooter omar mateen

false

My kid ditched me for the first time

false

11 magical boats that'll help you drift off into peace (photos)

false

Help, i accidentally ... build a shelf?!? what should i do?

true

Carly fiorina is hopping mad at cnn over looming debate snub

false

Why was santa's little helper sad? because he had low elfesteem

true

Rose byrne welcomes first child, rocco, with bobby cannavale

false

My pot never calls the kettle 'black' because i don't buy talking marijuana

true

What the internet meant to me after the death of my father, david carr

false

This iconic artist photographed thousands of men -- now they're all in one place (nsfw)

false

How much cocaine can charlie sheen take? enough to kill two and a half men.

true

Hillary clinton attacks coal company for trying to 'shirk its responsibilities' to retirees

false

I'm getting pretty hungry. i haven't eaten all year!

true

What's open and closed in washington, d.c. during a government shutdown

false

The iron vein ran out... it was only a minor issue though.

true

I wasn't kicking you. i was encouraging you to get the hell out of my way.

true

The freezcube provides a spoiler alert for your freezer (photo)

false

Gps guide: bridget fonger's heart-centered ritual relieves tension

false

3 nba teams reportedly stop staying at donald trump hotels

false

How to divorce when your home is drowning in debt

false

I wouldn't say i never exercise... occasionally, my nose runs.

true

What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on halloween? a trick-or-fleat!

true

What do you call a bear that's not drunk? so-bear!

true

I like my meat the way i like my grades... ...well done.

true

What is the best part about duct tape? it can turn no, no, no! into mmm, mmm, mmm

true

'black panther' the u.s.'s highest grossing superhero film of all time

false

I got a little ass last night!... my finger went through the toilet paper!

true

As an english person there's one thing i love between me and the french. the english channel.

true

Widow who wanted birds to eat husband's body faces prison time

false

Making an america worthy of the dreamers' dreams

false

I used to date an electrician but we had to break up... there was just no spark.

true

Wtf!!!! my son just called me the n-word!! neglectful

true

Hot on pinterest: a clever way to store your sandals

false

Q: why did the blond stare at her orange juice for 2 hours? a: because it said concentrate

true

Ex-colts running back zurlon tipton accidentally shoots self dead

false

What do you call a dog with brass balls and no hind legs? sparky.

true

Why did the jew leave the party early? he had gas.

true

Top chris christie aides found guilty of all charges in bridgegate scandal

false

Gop senator fears obama's isis strategy is driven by midterms

false

Dad's 'taken'-inspired note scares teens into cleaning their mess

false

What do most indian people have in common? they all like to singh.

true

Former missouri state senator jeff smith reflects on going from politics to prison

false

That awkward moment when you check the price tag and then slowly walk away.

true

If anti-gays want to stop gay sex... they should encourage gay marriage.

true

Jesus christ. they stole your tweet. not your first born son.

true

Will recovery be a brand that president donald trump is known for?

false

9 ways to make christmas meaningful for kids

false

Summer is coming and that means new goods on netflix

false

Wednesday's morning email: orlando survivors talk moments of horror

false

Russia's olympic team barred from 2018 winter games for doping

false

White supremacist charged with terrorism after alleged attempt to derail train

false

The j.r. smith redemption tour reaches its peak

false

I put 1 ball in my pocket. but, my friend found 3.

true