CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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How does peter pan fly? if someone hit you in the peter with a pan, you'd fly too.	true
Russian insider: state-run doping led to gold in 2014 winter olympics	false
Obama used the race card. hillary used the woman card. america used the trump card.	true
A skeleton walks into a bar, and asks the barman for a beer and a mop.	true
I can't get out of bed, my fitbit is charging and my steps won't count	true
What did the really ugly man do for a living? he posed for halloween masks.	true
What did tanto call the lone ranger after he started treatment for cancer? chemosabi	true
What do you call a red head's problem? a ginger ail	true
Father say to son if you keep masturbating you'll go blind. son replied dad, i'm over here.	true
If you don't want to marry me, why did you sit next to me on this bus?	true
How to spice up your marriage when you absolutely hate each other	false
Whatever, low battery indicator. you're not the boss of	true
Want his attention? send nudes want to piss him off? when he responds, reply oops, wrong person	true
A retarded kid mugged me yesterday he told me to put the chromosome in the bag	true
Why do lesbians only shop at rei? because they don't like dick's.	true
Disney hopes that 7d 's stellar voice cast will make animation fans happy, not grumpy	false
First nighter: london consumer report on sweet bird, merrily, worthwhile others	false
Art and science have never looked so good together	false
Nari ward's 'liberty and orders' at lehmann maupin (photos)	false
What's the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boyscout comes back from camp!	true
You're not gonna get a quote out of me. - donald j. trump wrong. - donald j. trump	true
'black-ish' goes straight-up black with kendrick lamar for promo video	false
Salma hayek golden globes dress 2013: see her red carpet look! (photos)	false
How many qataris does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they just make the nepalese do it.	true
27 colorful photos that show the joy of holi in india	false
I didn't quit my job today i wanted to quit, but they threatened to fire me	true
Where's finnick? odair he is! obligatory: my brother told this to me while watching mockingjay p2.	true
Check out the scenes from the second dem debate	false
Men and women can be just friends. but only if one of them is ugly.	true
Why do teen girls travel in groups of three? because they literally can't even.	true
I wish i had a job where i could just punch stupid motherfuckers in the face all day.	true
Making inequality the center of the 2016 debate	false
Republicans stare down failure on health care with no real plan b	false
While hurricanes batter the south, the west is on fire	false
I just got laid. but don't worry, i was totally thinking about you guys the whole time.	true
#twitpicyourdunkcontestreaction was way more impressive than actual dunk contest (photos)	false
What do you call a pall bearer in oklahoma? a karaoke!	true
Slow global progress on ending ‘legacy of slavery’ for domestic workers	false
What's the best part about fucking twenty-two year old's? they are in their sexual prime.	true
Friend 1 hey dude what's your psn name? friend 2 did you just assume my platform!	true
Summer was especially good this year in canada... if i recall correctly it was a friday	true
Huffpost hill - wow, it seems like obama's first veto override was only yesterday	false
My grandma always said slow and steady wins the race. she died in a house fire.	true
Texas senate candidate beto o'rourke says he's seen enough evidence to impeach trump	false
This new toilet saves gallons of water, takes up far less space in your bathroom	false
Guests can now wear white to weddings, emily post turns over in grave	false
Drug prices, senior programs may deliver blow to state budgets	false
Airbus a320 to offer extra-wide seats for american airline companies	false
What do you call clothes for a car? a tire.	true
What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels? a monster on roller-skates.	true
There’s no good reason trump should lose iowa. but he probably will.	false
Arizona sportscaster takes a hilarious tumble trying to run to arena (video)	false
Democrats and republicans agree more than you'd think about kim davis and abortion rights	false
8 amazing floating houses that seem too good to be true (photos)	false
Mom always said i was going to be a strong one... after i survived that abortion	true
Michael bay has zero interest in blowing things up for a marvel movie	false
Why did hydrogen hurt iron? because he wanted to see him sulfur.	true
Why do vultures hate flying? because they have to pay extra for carrion! budum tsssss	true
Patent trolls are trolling startups in massachusetts — and we need to change that	false
Popped a tire on a pot hole today badum tss	true
A super dangerous snowboarding event just debuted at the winter olympics	false
Dear un-followers, i feel sorry for you... your timeline will no longer be sexy. sincerely, me	true
6 streaming devices to buy this holiday season	false
Knock knock who's there ! alva ! alva who ? alva heart !	true
Afghan officials report major gains in kunduz after push by taliban	false
What's your new year's resolution? mine is 1440 * 900.	true
8 awesome fans that will keep you cool all summer long (photos)	false
Lady gaga captures prince's genius in poetic instagram tribute	false
What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards? a receding hairline	true
I'd like deadlines more if they were called happy endings.	true
Right-wing outlets got advance excerpts of gop memo, underscoring its partisan nature	false
Getting too old for this crap: an ode to my 40s	false
How do you get a nun pregnant? have the alter boy shit into her pussy.	true
What's the difference between jelly and jam? i can't jelly my dick in your ass	true
Missouri gov. eric greitens seeks restraining order on his own attorney general	false
No amount of minority filled commercials can ruin red lobster for me.	true
At the state fair i realized none of my troubles matter when you dip them in batter	true
So apparently, we've been eating strawberries all wrong	false
What does a duck like to have for breakfast? quacker oats	true
Go to your favorite restaurant and get naked	false
Have you heard about the airplane industry? its really taking off and reaching new heights.	true
Feeling uninspired? how to get out of that rut	false
Prepare yourself for the slowest rube goldberg machine ever	false
Behind every engineer in jail.... is an architect.	true
You know what i love about world history? ... it's a long story	true
Why can't midgets be accountants? because they always come up short.	true
Whats got wrinkles and hangs out your undies? your granny	true
I suck at sports events it's a good way to make a quick buck.	true
What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch? namaste	true
Kids may soon be able to build their own prosthetics out of legos	false
Stephen king is jealous of george r.r. martin	false
Here's how trump could make obamacare better – or worse	false
Where do most black people work? in jail	true
Makeover video: we gave this pilot a new in-flight makeup look	false
Hurricane harvey and the potential hypocrisy of texas republicans	false
Why did god create adam before eve? to let him get a word in.	true
I like my men how i like my wine. twelve years old and locked in a basement.	true
What surfs the internet and goes 'choo choo'? thomas the search engine.	true
I like my women how i like my coffee.. mugged	true
Eu tells greeks 'door still open' to deal, makes offer public	false

How does peter pan fly? if someone hit you in the peter with a pan, you'd fly too.

true

Russian insider: state-run doping led to gold in 2014 winter olympics

false

Obama used the race card. hillary used the woman card. america used the trump card.

true

A skeleton walks into a bar, and asks the barman for a beer and a mop.

true

I can't get out of bed, my fitbit is charging and my steps won't count

true

What did the really ugly man do for a living? he posed for halloween masks.

true

What did tanto call the lone ranger after he started treatment for cancer? chemosabi

true

What do you call a red head's problem? a ginger ail

true

Father say to son if you keep masturbating you'll go blind. son replied dad, i'm over here.

true

If you don't want to marry me, why did you sit next to me on this bus?

true

How to spice up your marriage when you absolutely hate each other

false

Whatever, low battery indicator. you're not the boss of

true

Want his attention? send nudes want to piss him off? when he responds, reply oops, wrong person

true

A retarded kid mugged me yesterday he told me to put the chromosome in the bag

true

Why do lesbians only shop at rei? because they don't like dick's.

true

Disney hopes that 7d 's stellar voice cast will make animation fans happy, not grumpy

false

First nighter: london consumer report on sweet bird, merrily, worthwhile others

false

Art and science have never looked so good together

false

Nari ward's 'liberty and orders' at lehmann maupin (photos)

false

What's the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boyscout comes back from camp!

true

You're not gonna get a quote out of me. - donald j. trump wrong. - donald j. trump

true

'black-ish' goes straight-up black with kendrick lamar for promo video

false

Salma hayek golden globes dress 2013: see her red carpet look! (photos)

false

How many qataris does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they just make the nepalese do it.

true

27 colorful photos that show the joy of holi in india

false

I didn't quit my job today i wanted to quit, but they threatened to fire me

true

Where's finnick? odair he is! obligatory: my brother told this to me while watching mockingjay p2.

true

Check out the scenes from the second dem debate

false

Men and women can be just friends. but only if one of them is ugly.

true

Why do teen girls travel in groups of three? because they literally can't even.

true

I wish i had a job where i could just punch stupid motherfuckers in the face all day.

true

Making inequality the center of the 2016 debate

false

Republicans stare down failure on health care with no real plan b

false

While hurricanes batter the south, the west is on fire

false

I just got laid. but don't worry, i was totally thinking about you guys the whole time.

true

#twitpicyourdunkcontestreaction was way more impressive than actual dunk contest (photos)

false

What do you call a pall bearer in oklahoma? a karaoke!

true

Slow global progress on ending ‘legacy of slavery’ for domestic workers

false

What's the best part about fucking twenty-two year old's? they are in their sexual prime.

true

Friend 1 hey dude what's your psn name? friend 2 did you just assume my platform!

true

Summer was especially good this year in canada... if i recall correctly it was a friday

true

Huffpost hill - wow, it seems like obama's first veto override was only yesterday

false

My grandma always said slow and steady wins the race. she died in a house fire.

true

Texas senate candidate beto o'rourke says he's seen enough evidence to impeach trump

false

This new toilet saves gallons of water, takes up far less space in your bathroom

false

Guests can now wear white to weddings, emily post turns over in grave

false

Drug prices, senior programs may deliver blow to state budgets

false

Airbus a320 to offer extra-wide seats for american airline companies

false

What do you call clothes for a car? a tire.

true

What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels? a monster on roller-skates.

true

There’s no good reason trump should lose iowa. but he probably will.

false

Arizona sportscaster takes a hilarious tumble trying to run to arena (video)

false

Democrats and republicans agree more than you'd think about kim davis and abortion rights

false

8 amazing floating houses that seem too good to be true (photos)

false

Mom always said i was going to be a strong one... after i survived that abortion

true

Michael bay has zero interest in blowing things up for a marvel movie

false

Why did hydrogen hurt iron? because he wanted to see him sulfur.

true

Why do vultures hate flying? because they have to pay extra for carrion! budum tsssss

true

Patent trolls are trolling startups in massachusetts — and we need to change that

false

Popped a tire on a pot hole today badum tss

true

A super dangerous snowboarding event just debuted at the winter olympics

false

Dear un-followers, i feel sorry for you... your timeline will no longer be sexy. sincerely, me

true

6 streaming devices to buy this holiday season

false

Knock knock who's there ! alva ! alva who ? alva heart !

true

Afghan officials report major gains in kunduz after push by taliban

false

What's your new year's resolution? mine is 1440 * 900.

true

8 awesome fans that will keep you cool all summer long (photos)

false

Lady gaga captures prince's genius in poetic instagram tribute

false

What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards? a receding hairline

true

I'd like deadlines more if they were called happy endings.

true

Right-wing outlets got advance excerpts of gop memo, underscoring its partisan nature

false

Getting too old for this crap: an ode to my 40s

false

How do you get a nun pregnant? have the alter boy shit into her pussy.

true

What's the difference between jelly and jam? i can't jelly my dick in your ass

true

Missouri gov. eric greitens seeks restraining order on his own attorney general

false

No amount of minority filled commercials can ruin red lobster for me.

true

At the state fair i realized none of my troubles matter when you dip them in batter

true

So apparently, we've been eating strawberries all wrong

false

What does a duck like to have for breakfast? quacker oats

true

Go to your favorite restaurant and get naked

false

Have you heard about the airplane industry? its really taking off and reaching new heights.

true

Feeling uninspired? how to get out of that rut

false

Prepare yourself for the slowest rube goldberg machine ever

false

Behind every engineer in jail.... is an architect.

true

You know what i love about world history? ... it's a long story

true

Why can't midgets be accountants? because they always come up short.

true

Whats got wrinkles and hangs out your undies? your granny

true

I suck at sports events it's a good way to make a quick buck.

true

What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch? namaste

true

Kids may soon be able to build their own prosthetics out of legos

false

Stephen king is jealous of george r.r. martin

false

Here's how trump could make obamacare better – or worse

false

Where do most black people work? in jail

true

Makeover video: we gave this pilot a new in-flight makeup look

false

Hurricane harvey and the potential hypocrisy of texas republicans

false

Why did god create adam before eve? to let him get a word in.

true

I like my men how i like my wine. twelve years old and locked in a basement.

true

What surfs the internet and goes 'choo choo'? thomas the search engine.

true

I like my women how i like my coffee.. mugged

true

Eu tells greeks 'door still open' to deal, makes offer public

false