CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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What i wish i'd been made aware of when my daughter was diagnosed with autism	false
Destination weddings: how do i plan a destination wedding?	false
Ten years after katrina: 'so many people i know did not go back'	false
Hey ladies, you realize that you're not required to look at every mirror you come across, right?	true
A triangle exploded and a piece hit me. it was a 60-debris angle.	true
It's 'total bulls**t' that trump's 'apprentice' tapes can't be released, says media mogul	false
3 tips for getting home for the holidays	false
I got screwed by a man in a wig yesterday... he was judging me the whole time.	true
If you're only 20-something, stop saying you're old	false
I just heard bill is interested in hillary again... she's barely legal...	true
Government inks deal with glaxosmithkline to tackle drug resistance, bioterrorism	false
Sen. bob corker not that excited about the leading republican to replace him	false
How do you make a young doctor really understand what it's like being 74? virtual reality	false
Watch a little league slugger make an mlb stadium look really small	false
Knock knock who's there ! bull ! bull who ? bull the chain when your done !	true
Bacon and eggs walk into a bar bartender says: i'm sorry, we don't serve breakfast.	true
I'd tel a joke about classical music but you would'nt be able to handel it.	true
Buttermilk recipes for when you need something insanely delicious	false
What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning? grab a cup of joe.	true
Metabolic stress identified as possible risk factor for atrial fibrillation	false
I just went to a very emotional wedding. even the cake was in tiers.	true
What does an older woman have between her breast that a younger one doesnt? her belly button.	true
Ryan gosling is eva mendes' best accessory ever (photo)	false
Yoga as a tool for development: cultivating change from the inside	false
...& they all lived happily ever after customer: that's not what i meant by 'happy ending'	true
Spurs assistant coach becky hammon just made history ... again	false
Mindfulness meditation: 6 popular myths about mindfulness, busted	false
Soybean compound genistein shows promise for treating hiv	false
What happened to the cow when it jumped over the barbed wire fence? udder destruction!	true
I have a big butt and i can not lie.	true
Complaints via email or texts should be called read whine	true
Trying to be a good dad in the age of bad men	false
Fact: once he became a knight, sir ian mckellen could only move in an l	true
How i can lighten up in the wake of overwhelming loss	false
How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb? none, they prefer the dark.	true
There's a name for people without beards women	true
What it's like to finally see kanye west after waiting a lifetime	false
Deputy already under investigation for a shooting allegedly shoots neighbor	false
How do you get 300 babies in a bowl? blender. how do you get them out? tortilla chips	true
How cropped tops became part of my activism	false
Lady gaga has nothing on these bizarre marine worms	false
Dear johnson & johnson: ejacu-lotion please dm me for my address to send royalties checks.	true
Whenever i catch someone talking about me behind my back i tell them you discussed me	true
Merrick garland tears up during fifth grade commencement address	false
What do you want to eat a week after thanksgiving? anything but fucking turkey...	true
Voters have no idea who gary johnson is	false
50% of asians have cataracts. the other 50% drive rinkins.	true
How to teach our kids about the perils of lying	false
Connecticut governor: mike pence was 'incredibly stupid' to sign indiana religious freedom bill	false
Hockey player makes 'dream come true' for young fan who has down syndrome	false
Valve should be in charge of the un... it's the only sure-fire way to prevent world war 3.	true
Honeymoon checklist: everything you need for a stress-free post-wedding getaway	false
I like my upvotes like i like my women. .. one at a time and not very often.	true
A little hanukkah humour what do you call a vagina-shaped candelabra? a labia menorah	true
Saw some cows just standing around in a field doing absolutely nothing. get a job, hippies.	true
Heard about the polish coyote? chewed three legs off.. and still had one in the trap.	true
If you name a baby barbara, the baby turns 50 years old immediately.	true
I'm not much on seizing the day, i just kinda poke it with a stick.	true
Urban outfitters: the most expensive way to look poor.	true
I don't have a swimmer's body. i have more of a drowning to death body. #olympics	true
What if we've got it backwards? maybe mustaches have a thing for pedophiles.	true
How to explore your sexual fantasies in middle age	false
After an affair, should you confront the other woman or man?	false
Nevertheless, she persisted: a year after the first women's march, energy is still high	false
Aid worker speaks out on why ebola keeps spreading	false
No sweetie, mommy's not drinking vodka again. this is potato water.	true
Pokedates is here to help you catch.. love?	false
Here's the scoop on the new reverse mortgage rules	false
Is this the alcoholics helpline? operator: yes. caller: can you tell me how to make sangria?	true
Whats the gay man's favorite civil war battle? manasses.	true
What is common between a pregnant woman and a burned pizza ?? someone forgot to pull it out	true
Boehner's parting gift: two-year budget deal passes the house	false
at psychic reading psychic: you probably think you're wasting your time me: ooh you're good	true
Why did the bacteriologist quit her job? she hated being microbe-managed.	true
Where do criminal spiders hang out? the deep web	true
'greedy lying bastards' takes on climate deniers, big oil	false
I like my coffee like i like my men tall, dark, strong, and inside of me.	true
What it's like to come out in brazil (video)	false
Men are totally wrong about their math skills	false
Oreogami: when the cookie comes to life (video)	false
Crazy documentary about two people who are stalker-obsessed with '80s teen idol tiffany.	true
Road trip usa: from the south to the midwest	false
Gary kelly, southwest ceo, says 'never say never' for bag fees	false
What would you call two banana skins ? a pair of slippers.	true
My girlfriend hates when i make jokes about her weight... she needs to lighten up.	true
According to my calorie intake, i just need to be on the treadmill for 3 years today.	true
Don't use alicia keys' bare face to shame women who wear makeup	false
Why three is such an important number in business	false
My boyfriend didn't think the joke i made up was funny - what do jews call jesus? jewsus	true
19 pairs of boots, all on sale for less than $100	false
I hope george clooney dumps his wife so he and brad pitt can finally be happy together.	true
Why did the students eat their homework? because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.	true
Would you stay at a hotel without wi-fi?	false
Shapewear: how to go from frumpy to fabulous!	false
When is a pepper annoying? when it's jalapeno face	true
My new thesaurus is truly awful! i honestly have no words to describe how angry i am!	true
How can a girl make you a millionnaire? if you're already a billionnaire.	true
Day-long shootout in macedonia kills at least eight police and 14 gunmen	false
Clinton building most expansive fundraising network in recent memory	false
Here's how moving to the city can make you calmer, happier and more connected	false

What i wish i'd been made aware of when my daughter was diagnosed with autism

false

Destination weddings: how do i plan a destination wedding?

false

Ten years after katrina: 'so many people i know did not go back'

false

Hey ladies, you realize that you're not required to look at every mirror you come across, right?

true

A triangle exploded and a piece hit me. it was a 60-debris angle.

true

It's 'total bulls**t' that trump's 'apprentice' tapes can't be released, says media mogul

false

3 tips for getting home for the holidays

false

I got screwed by a man in a wig yesterday... he was judging me the whole time.

true

If you're only 20-something, stop saying you're old

false

I just heard bill is interested in hillary again... she's barely legal...

true

Government inks deal with glaxosmithkline to tackle drug resistance, bioterrorism

false

Sen. bob corker not that excited about the leading republican to replace him

false

How do you make a young doctor really understand what it's like being 74? virtual reality

false

Watch a little league slugger make an mlb stadium look really small

false

Knock knock who's there ! bull ! bull who ? bull the chain when your done !

true

Bacon and eggs walk into a bar bartender says: i'm sorry, we don't serve breakfast.

true

I'd tel a joke about classical music but you would'nt be able to handel it.

true

Buttermilk recipes for when you need something insanely delicious

false

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning? grab a cup of joe.

true

Metabolic stress identified as possible risk factor for atrial fibrillation

false

I just went to a very emotional wedding. even the cake was in tiers.

true

What does an older woman have between her breast that a younger one doesnt? her belly button.

true

Ryan gosling is eva mendes' best accessory ever (photo)

false

Yoga as a tool for development: cultivating change from the inside

false

...& they all lived happily ever after customer: that's not what i meant by 'happy ending'

true

Spurs assistant coach becky hammon just made history ... again

false

Mindfulness meditation: 6 popular myths about mindfulness, busted

false

Soybean compound genistein shows promise for treating hiv

false

What happened to the cow when it jumped over the barbed wire fence? udder destruction!

true

I have a big butt and i can not lie.

true

Complaints via email or texts should be called read whine

true

Trying to be a good dad in the age of bad men

false

Fact: once he became a knight, sir ian mckellen could only move in an l

true

How i can lighten up in the wake of overwhelming loss

false

How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb? none, they prefer the dark.

true

There's a name for people without beards women

true

What it's like to finally see kanye west after waiting a lifetime

false

Deputy already under investigation for a shooting allegedly shoots neighbor

false

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl? blender. how do you get them out? tortilla chips

true

How cropped tops became part of my activism

false

Lady gaga has nothing on these bizarre marine worms

false

Dear johnson & johnson: ejacu-lotion please dm me for my address to send royalties checks.

true

Whenever i catch someone talking about me behind my back i tell them you discussed me

true

Merrick garland tears up during fifth grade commencement address

false

What do you want to eat a week after thanksgiving? anything but fucking turkey...

true

Voters have no idea who gary johnson is

false

50% of asians have cataracts. the other 50% drive rinkins.

true

How to teach our kids about the perils of lying

false

Connecticut governor: mike pence was 'incredibly stupid' to sign indiana religious freedom bill

false

Hockey player makes 'dream come true' for young fan who has down syndrome

false

Valve should be in charge of the un... it's the only sure-fire way to prevent world war 3.

true

Honeymoon checklist: everything you need for a stress-free post-wedding getaway

false

I like my upvotes like i like my women. .. one at a time and not very often.

true

A little hanukkah humour what do you call a vagina-shaped candelabra? a labia menorah

true

Saw some cows just standing around in a field doing absolutely nothing. get a job, hippies.

true

Heard about the polish coyote? chewed three legs off.. and still had one in the trap.

true

If you name a baby barbara, the baby turns 50 years old immediately.

true

I'm not much on seizing the day, i just kinda poke it with a stick.

true

Urban outfitters: the most expensive way to look poor.

true

I don't have a swimmer's body. i have more of a drowning to death body. #olympics

true

What if we've got it backwards? maybe mustaches have a thing for pedophiles.

true

How to explore your sexual fantasies in middle age

false

After an affair, should you confront the other woman or man?

false

Nevertheless, she persisted: a year after the first women's march, energy is still high

false

Aid worker speaks out on why ebola keeps spreading

false

No sweetie, mommy's not drinking vodka again. this is potato water.

true

Pokedates is here to help you catch.. love?

false

Here's the scoop on the new reverse mortgage rules

false

Is this the alcoholics helpline? operator: yes. caller: can you tell me how to make sangria?

true

Whats the gay man's favorite civil war battle? manasses.

true

What is common between a pregnant woman and a burned pizza ?? someone forgot to pull it out

true

Boehner's parting gift: two-year budget deal passes the house

false

*at psychic reading* psychic: you probably think you're wasting your time me: ooh you're good

true

Why did the bacteriologist quit her job? she hated being microbe-managed.

true

Where do criminal spiders hang out? the deep web

true

'greedy lying bastards' takes on climate deniers, big oil

false

I like my coffee like i like my men tall, dark, strong, and inside of me.

true

What it's like to come out in brazil (video)

false

Men are totally wrong about their math skills

false

Oreogami: when the cookie comes to life (video)

false

Crazy documentary about two people who are stalker-obsessed with '80s teen idol tiffany.

true

Road trip usa: from the south to the midwest

false

Gary kelly, southwest ceo, says 'never say never' for bag fees

false

What would you call two banana skins ? a pair of slippers.

true

My girlfriend hates when i make jokes about her weight... she needs to lighten up.

true

According to my calorie intake, i just need to be on the treadmill for 3 years today.

true

Don't use alicia keys' bare face to shame women who wear makeup

false

Why three is such an important number in business

false

My boyfriend didn't think the joke i made up was funny - what do jews call jesus? jewsus

true

19 pairs of boots, all on sale for less than $100

false

I hope george clooney dumps his wife so he and brad pitt can finally be happy together.

true

Why did the students eat their homework? because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.

true

Would you stay at a hotel without wi-fi?

false

Shapewear: how to go from frumpy to fabulous!

false

When is a pepper annoying? when it's jalapeno face

true

My new thesaurus is truly awful! i honestly have no words to describe how angry i am!

true

How can a girl make you a millionnaire? if you're already a billionnaire.

true

Day-long shootout in macedonia kills at least eight police and 14 gunmen

false

Clinton building most expansive fundraising network in recent memory

false

Here's how moving to the city can make you calmer, happier and more connected

false