CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Un welcomes russian words on aleppo truce: trucks 'ready to move'	false
I have adhd how do i upgrade to ad4k?	true
Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length? it keeps you regular.	true
4 marketing strategies for the home maintenance industry	false
My grandfather has the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the local zoo.	true
Obama's state of the union gets most young love in the west	false
I would like to make a masturbation joke but today that would be way to corny	true
I was just diagnosed with colorblindness... i was so surprised, it just came out of the green!	true
Always wear high heels, it makes it easier to look down on him.	true
A gay dad's open letter to the international olympic committee: move the damned games already!	false
Muslim clothing gets chic with 'hijab couture' (videos, photos)	false
Fisticup: this brass knuckles mug means business (photo)	false
Reince priebus falsely claims hillary clinton's campaign was 'definitely involved' in birtherism	false
Kon-tiki at the explorers club and in battery park city	false
Toddler pays tribute to her cancer survivor grandma in awesome photos	false
All you dads out there couldn't hold a candle to my dad. he's petrified of candles.	true
I'm so proud of myself. i went to costco hungry and only spent $17,000.	true
Cheap cooking tips: easy ways to save money in the kitchen	false
How do you tell the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? taste.	true
Where does a general keep his armies? in his sleevies.	true
French digital minister comes out as gay to fight homophobia	false
Artificial intelligence is here to help us, microsoft boss jean-philippe courtois says	false
Women coders are more respected when peers don't know they're women	false
Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game? he was talking smack.	true
Idiots are fun, no wonder every village wants one.	true
Galliano and armstrong: with titles gone, what remains?	false
Work-life balance? we don't have time for that	false
What happens to a boomtown when oil gets cheap?	false
Watch the first 'mad max: fury road' trailer	false
Abc news president berates staff over inaccurate brian ross report	false
If i got $1 every time somebody called me a racist i'd have tree fiddy	true
Always put sunglasses on your tree. then, you'll get the proper shade.	true
If a-b-c-d didn't drag out their part of the alphabet song, lmnop wouldn't have to be so rushed.	true
Lines to vote in arizona were so long that people started ordering pizza	false
What sea creature is regularly featured in the walking dead? coral	true
Charter schools are scamming the public with talk about 'school choice'	false
Which baldwin went to school? the smart alec.	true
Black teens affected by gun violence speak out ahead of march for our lives	false
You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text.	true
I knew a man with a mushroom farm. what a fun guy.	true
What do you call the person who sleeps on the wet spot? overcome	true
Whale of a fail! guy on his phone misses the sight of a lifetime	false
What is the worst race of ghosts? ...spooks	true
Muslim funny fest is using comedy to overcome stigma	false
Watch toby keith play an all-male show in saudi arabia during trump's visit	false
What kind of lizard goes into salad? a salad-mander! hahahahahahhahahahahhahaahahahahahilarious	true
Thomas jefferson explains electoral college to trevor noah	false
Gang used drone swarm to thwart fbi hostage raid	false
Arvind kejriwal wants absolute control of aam aadmi party to enforce inner party democracy.	true
29 skeptical dogs: these pups have their doubts (pictures)	false
What do you get when italians join isis? baked yazidi	true
People across the country share how mlk has inspired them	false
Brett favre reveals 'scary' memory loss says he is not going back to play pro basketball	true
I thought #2 pencil meant a poopy finger. guess that explains the low test scores.	true
Oh yeah, let's run to the hills. that sounds like a great idea. -ironic maiden	true
I'm sorry. i had your sharona confused with mine.	true
President trump wasn't on the ballot. nevertheless, he lost.	false
Why the sadman buy keybord? because is the key to hapennies	true
through a mouthful of nutella oh, yeah, healfy eafing is sufer imfortant to me.	true
The refrigerator is a clear example that what matters is whats inside	true
Why paying for your child's college education isn't giving them a 'free ride'	false
Christie brinkley's daughter, sailor brinkley cook, makes modeling debut (photos)	false
I stepped on a grape... and it let out a little wine.	true
Donald trump pastry will gross you out ... just like donald trump	false
Hanukkah crafts: glitter dreidels to add some glamour to your party	false
Easy ways to clean and organize your home in 15 minutes or less	false
Wizards star john wall donates $400,000 to help homeless kids	false
Stolen moment of the week: jeffrey joseph at moonwork	false
Notre dame, stung by 'the hunting ground,' is under u.s. investigation for sexual harassment cases	false
High school football players suspended after barreling into referee	false
Cop: squints was it you? giraffe (who has watermelon-sized bulge halfway down his neck): nope	true
The internet hilariously trolls arcade fire for absurd concert 'dress code'	false
Man rigged front door to try to electrocute his pregnant wife, police say	false
A rainy friday is still better than a sunny monday...	true
I've finally achieved my lifelong dream of becoming a stand-up comedian thank you prosthetic legs!	true
Friday's morning email: leaked facebook memo defends the company's growth...at any cost	false
Liv tyler, chrissy teigen & more stars love stella mccartney's peplum dress (photos)	false
Just received an invitation to the local nudists club... i though why not, i've got nothing on.	true
Pilot unresponsive in private plane circling over gulf of mexico	false
How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit? nine months	true
Fund the resistance – join give out day	false
Why an aging population is not a burden on the economy	false
Arab organizations denounce persecution of gays and complicity of egyptian media	false
10 indications you're the retarded fb friend ^	true
A man shot a guy in the butt from 1000m away it was one helluva crack-shot.	true
8 sweet snow messages that will warm your heart	false
What is the hardest part about puberty? (nsfw) my penis.	true
Q: why did the dog cross the road? - a: because it was the chickens day off.	true
The world loves apple but apple's ceo loves banana's	true
Two guys walk into a bar. the third one ducks.	true
Natalie portman to replace reese witherspoon in astronaut flick	false
My girlfriend tried to tell me an abuse joke but i beat her to the punch	true
Why is marriage like thin toilet paper? because you end up with a ring on your finger.	true
What does fucking your girlfriend and cooking an egg in the microwave have in common?	true
Bryan cranston tells people who want donald trump to fail: ‘f**k you’	false
What do you call a black guy with a fan? antique air conditioner.	true
Brzezinski: america’s global influence depends on cooperation with china	false
How can you tell if someone has a jamaican accent? they roll their j's.	true
I just had sex with jesus christ i wasn't prepared for his second coming.	true
Heath ledger's thoughts on 'macho bulls**t culture' should inspire us all	false

Un welcomes russian words on aleppo truce: trucks 'ready to move'

false

I have adhd how do i upgrade to ad4k?

true

Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length? it keeps you regular.

true

4 marketing strategies for the home maintenance industry

false

My grandfather has the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the local zoo.

true

Obama's state of the union gets most young love in the west

false

I would like to make a masturbation joke but today that would be way to corny

true

I was just diagnosed with colorblindness... i was so surprised, it just came out of the green!

true

Always wear high heels, it makes it easier to look down on him.

true

A gay dad's open letter to the international olympic committee: move the damned games already!

false

Muslim clothing gets chic with 'hijab couture' (videos, photos)

false

Fisticup: this brass knuckles mug means business (photo)

false

Reince priebus falsely claims hillary clinton's campaign was 'definitely involved' in birtherism

false

Kon-tiki at the explorers club and in battery park city

false

Toddler pays tribute to her cancer survivor grandma in awesome photos

false

All you dads out there couldn't hold a candle to my dad. he's petrified of candles.

true

I'm so proud of myself. i went to costco hungry and only spent $17,000.

true

Cheap cooking tips: easy ways to save money in the kitchen

false

How do you tell the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? taste.

true

Where does a general keep his armies? in his sleevies.

true

French digital minister comes out as gay to fight homophobia

false

Artificial intelligence is here to help us, microsoft boss jean-philippe courtois says

false

Women coders are more respected when peers don't know they're women

false

Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game? he was talking smack.

true

Idiots are fun, no wonder every village wants one.

true

Galliano and armstrong: with titles gone, what remains?

false

Work-life balance? we don't have time for that

false

What happens to a boomtown when oil gets cheap?

false

Watch the first 'mad max: fury road' trailer

false

Abc news president berates staff over inaccurate brian ross report

false

If i got $1 every time somebody called me a racist i'd have tree fiddy

true

Always put sunglasses on your tree. then, you'll get the proper shade.

true

If a-b-c-d didn't drag out their part of the alphabet song, lmnop wouldn't have to be so rushed.

true

Lines to vote in arizona were so long that people started ordering pizza

false

What sea creature is regularly featured in the walking dead? coral

true

Charter schools are scamming the public with talk about 'school choice'

false

Which baldwin went to school? the smart alec.

true

Black teens affected by gun violence speak out ahead of march for our lives

false

You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text.

true

I knew a man with a mushroom farm. what a fun guy.

true

What do you call the person who sleeps on the wet spot? overcome

true

Whale of a fail! guy on his phone misses the sight of a lifetime

false

What is the worst race of ghosts? ...spooks

true

Muslim funny fest is using comedy to overcome stigma

false

Watch toby keith play an all-male show in saudi arabia during trump's visit

false

What kind of lizard goes into salad? a salad-mander! hahahahahahhahahahahhahaahahahahahilarious

true

Thomas jefferson explains electoral college to trevor noah

false

Gang used drone swarm to thwart fbi hostage raid

false

Arvind kejriwal wants absolute control of aam aadmi party to enforce inner party democracy.

true

29 skeptical dogs: these pups have their doubts (pictures)

false

What do you get when italians join isis? baked yazidi

true

People across the country share how mlk has inspired them

false

Brett favre reveals 'scary' memory loss says he is not going back to play pro basketball

true

I thought #2 pencil meant a poopy finger. guess that explains the low test scores.

true

Oh yeah, let's run to the hills. that sounds like a great idea. -ironic maiden

true

I'm sorry. i had your sharona confused with mine.

true

President trump wasn't on the ballot. nevertheless, he lost.

false

Why the sadman buy keybord? because is the key to hapennies

true

*through a mouthful of nutella* oh, yeah, healfy eafing is sufer imfortant to me.

true

The refrigerator is a clear example that what matters is whats inside

true

Why paying for your child's college education isn't giving them a 'free ride'

false

Christie brinkley's daughter, sailor brinkley cook, makes modeling debut (photos)

false

I stepped on a grape... and it let out a little wine.

true

Donald trump pastry will gross you out ... just like donald trump

false

Hanukkah crafts: glitter dreidels to add some glamour to your party

false

Easy ways to clean and organize your home in 15 minutes or less

false

Wizards star john wall donates $400,000 to help homeless kids

false

Stolen moment of the week: jeffrey joseph at moonwork

false

Notre dame, stung by 'the hunting ground,' is under u.s. investigation for sexual harassment cases

false

High school football players suspended after barreling into referee

false

Cop: *squints* was it you? giraffe (who has watermelon-sized bulge halfway down his neck): nope

true

The internet hilariously trolls arcade fire for absurd concert 'dress code'

false

Man rigged front door to try to electrocute his pregnant wife, police say

false

A rainy friday is still better than a sunny monday...

true

I've finally achieved my lifelong dream of becoming a stand-up comedian thank you prosthetic legs!

true

Friday's morning email: leaked facebook memo defends the company's growth...at any cost

false

Liv tyler, chrissy teigen & more stars love stella mccartney's peplum dress (photos)

false

Just received an invitation to the local nudists club... i though why not, i've got nothing on.

true

Pilot unresponsive in private plane circling over gulf of mexico

false

How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit? nine months

true

Fund the resistance – join give out day

false

Why an aging population is not a burden on the economy

false

Arab organizations denounce persecution of gays and complicity of egyptian media

false

10 indications you're the retarded fb friend ^

true

A man shot a guy in the butt from 1000m away it was one helluva crack-shot.

true

8 sweet snow messages that will warm your heart

false

What is the hardest part about puberty? (nsfw) my penis.

true

Q: why did the dog cross the road? - a: because it was the chickens day off.

true

The world loves apple but apple's ceo loves banana's

true

Two guys walk into a bar. the third one ducks.

true

Natalie portman to replace reese witherspoon in astronaut flick

false

My girlfriend tried to tell me an abuse joke but i beat her to the punch

true

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper? because you end up with a ring on your finger.

true

What does fucking your girlfriend and cooking an egg in the microwave have in common?

true

Bryan cranston tells people who want donald trump to fail: ‘f**k you’

false

What do you call a black guy with a fan? antique air conditioner.

true

Brzezinski: america’s global influence depends on cooperation with china

false

How can you tell if someone has a jamaican accent? they roll their j's.

true

I just had sex with jesus christ i wasn't prepared for his second coming.

true

Heath ledger's thoughts on 'macho bulls**t culture' should inspire us all

false