CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Fox news is a mecca for people who hate mecca.	true
What do you call a gay asian guy? rice-a-roni	true
South carolina police officer killed while serving warrant	false
Craft of the day: create these creepy halloween glow-in-the-dark cat eyes	false
Your definitive guide to flour for all your baking needs	false
Mom arrested after police find crying child in car outside maryland casino on new year's eve	false
Watch: this is what happens when 2 bulldogs meet a bear	false
12 things that will be more expensive in 2013	false
Why is the self-defense narrative so powerful for gun owners?	false
The entire plot of spiderman a teenage boy finds out he can shoot white stuff out his body	true
How do you get akbar to shut up? muzzle'm.	true
Eight meals you'd never believe came from an airplane	false
Trump supporters are still stuck on benghazi and obama’s birthplace	false
Fracking sand may pose health hazard to workers, residents	false
Iphone 5 photos, ipad mini peekaboo, and imacs galore: this week in apple rumors	false
Why did the monkey cross the road? to loot the pharmacy on the other side	true
Donald trump's supreme court pick 'avoided answers like the plague,' chuck schumer says	false
What is the difference between donald trump and bill clinton? ivanka didn't keep the dress	true
Ripped a plug out of the wall by the cord. yolo	true
What is the cheapest way to get a slut? give her $300 and ask for the $299 discount.	true
I'd love to get in touch with emilio esteves. does anyone have his emailio addressteves?	true
Gop senator: don't tell me i shouldn't be concerned about trump	false
Why 2014 is a monumental year for lgbt characters on tv	false
Hey girl, heard you really like pandas seductively eats bamboo	true
Why was the alligator sad? it had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.	true
Former miramax executive and rose mcgowan manager jill messick dead at 50	false
Hey girl... you a pokemon trainer? because you make my wiggly tuff	true
What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? a park bench can support a family.	true
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods? one was a-salted.	true
Super typhoon neoguri, gaza strikes and close encounters with bulls: week in photos	false
Did you see the article about apple buying large, popular websites? yeah, ireddit.	true
Trump is already taking credit for the economy. here's why it could backfire.	false
What happens when you cross a programmer and a musician? an algo-rhythm.	true
A new generation of pitmasters is preserving the art of whole hog barbecue	false
You know everything about nutrition. so why are you still overeating?	false
I lost weight: corey barton started biking to work and lost 130 pounds	false
Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?	true
What do you call a 3 humped camel? pregnant	true
The word 'mortar' has 2 different meanings. as i discovered today when the house i built blew up.	true
I just saw a can of ginger ale that wasn't on an airplane and it looked really uncomfortable.	true
What's the difference between a maine girl and a moose? 15 lbs and a flannel shirt.	true
When does a joke become a dad joke? is that sexual harassment?	true
The only thing better than black friday? skipping black friday	false
Why did the comedian mermaid die ? because it had a dry sense of humor .	true
High school sweethearts reunite after 30 years apart	false
These sacred mothers show us the power of women's spirituality	false
Who do you think the scariest potus was? i'd have to say rushmore, considering he had four heads.	true
Know what 25 percent of people do in the gym? take the fark weird news quiz	false
Kelly clarkson on how she talks to her kids about the news	false
Were any famous men born on your birthday? no only little babies.	true
Why was the hipster drinking milk? he liked ice cream before it was cool	true
Animals vs. technology: 19 pets that are so over it (photos)	false
What do you call a stick with autism? autistic	true
What was cambodia's biggest export in the 90s? pol potting mix.	true
Nothing warms the heart more than a father teaching his son how to clear his history.	true
What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels	true
Miley cyrus slips into a swimsuit for a jet-skiing date	false
Lebron james says locker room talk isn't what 'that guy' thinks it is	false
Ill-advised guantanamo vitriol undermines u.s. values and security	false
Trump proclaims women's history month in painfully ironic statement	false
I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles, my next crap could spell disaster!	true
What do you call a german think tank? an answer panzer!	true
What does donald trump say when he can't find his viagra? the erection is rigged!	true
I think we already know what's at the center of no man's sky's galaxy disappointment.	true
Why did they have to put michael jackson down? because he couldn't race anymore!	true
Tattoo artist brings dots and lines to new heights in stunning geometric ink designs	false
Politicians react to supreme court justice antonin scalia's death	false
Putting juice in the fridge is fine but put it in the oven and you're literally hitler	true
What do you get when a horse's food comes to know jesus? christian bale	true
Casual conversations are just like casual sex. i don't know how to have either one.	true
Amy roberson, will russell reunite to celebrate first father's day in 24 years	false
What do a mole and an eagle have in common? they both live underground, apart from the eagle.	true
What did the elephant say? when he lost his penis.	true
Me: eating shepherd's pie this is really yummy shepherd: hey, that's my pie	true
Doom 4. all of the guns suck, so we made punching take forever.	true
What about the men? they need life outside of work, too	false
Anything can be considered your job if you hate it enough.	true
The finest moment of the 'game of thrones' season finale	false
Why ditching family dinner can make you a better parent	false
Once upon a time there was a man. today there are many edit grandad joke. rest his soul	true
Trump-backed luther strange limps toward finish line in alabama senate runoff	false
Finger biscuits: the best way to eat nutella (photo)	false
Crappiest town in the uk i am not british because i was born in slough :( :l :)	true
A spaniard, an irish man, and a greek go into a brothel. who pays? germany	true
Pope: it would be 'catastrophic' if 'special interests' derailed climate talks	false
I was once a man trapped in a woman's body. then my mother gave birth to me	true
Why are crime rates down in the us? because criminals keep turning themselves into police.	true
Re-imagining the retail experience: the audi city story	false
Clint eastwood supports gay marriage in new brief	false
Threw my new neighbors a house-warming party... the police called it arson. whatever...	true
My friend really changed when she became a vegetarian, it's like i've never seen herbivore!	true
What did the clam say when a crab attacked him? kelp!	true
Dallas shootings deal black police officers a double heartbreak	false
What do you call a heard of masturbating cows? ....beef stroganoff	true
Transgender dj fatally shot outside club in san francisco's tenderloin	false
Ashley benson debuts brown hair on red carpet (photos)	false
What do you call two irish gunfighters in a duel? kenny killarney and arny kilkenny.	true
How do you find will smith in a snow storm? just check for fresh prince	true
Everyone on twitter is single, pretending to be single, or about to be single	true
Girl sensation returns to football; see her get ready	false

Fox news is a mecca for people who hate mecca.

true

What do you call a gay asian guy? rice-a-roni

true

South carolina police officer killed while serving warrant

false

Craft of the day: create these creepy halloween glow-in-the-dark cat eyes

false

Your definitive guide to flour for all your baking needs

false

Mom arrested after police find crying child in car outside maryland casino on new year's eve

false

Watch: this is what happens when 2 bulldogs meet a bear

false

12 things that will be more expensive in 2013

false

Why is the self-defense narrative so powerful for gun owners?

false

The entire plot of spiderman a teenage boy finds out he can shoot white stuff out his body

true

How do you get akbar to shut up? muzzle'm.

true

Eight meals you'd never believe came from an airplane

false

Trump supporters are still stuck on benghazi and obama’s birthplace

false

Fracking sand may pose health hazard to workers, residents

false

Iphone 5 photos, ipad mini peekaboo, and imacs galore: this week in apple rumors

false

Why did the monkey cross the road? to loot the pharmacy on the other side

true

Donald trump's supreme court pick 'avoided answers like the plague,' chuck schumer says

false

What is the difference between donald trump and bill clinton? ivanka didn't keep the dress

true

Ripped a plug out of the wall by the cord. yolo

true

What is the cheapest way to get a slut? give her $300 and ask for the $299 discount.

true

I'd love to get in touch with emilio esteves. does anyone have his emailio addressteves?

true

Gop senator: don't tell me i shouldn't be concerned about trump

false

Why 2014 is a monumental year for lgbt characters on tv

false

Hey girl, heard you really like pandas *seductively eats bamboo*

true

Why was the alligator sad? it had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.

true

Former miramax executive and rose mcgowan manager jill messick dead at 50

false

Hey girl... you a pokemon trainer? because you make my wiggly tuff

true

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? a park bench can support a family.

true

Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods? one was a-salted.

true

Super typhoon neoguri, gaza strikes and close encounters with bulls: week in photos

false

Did you see the article about apple buying large, popular websites? yeah, ireddit.

true

Trump is already taking credit for the economy. here's why it could backfire.

false

What happens when you cross a programmer and a musician? an algo-rhythm.

true

A new generation of pitmasters is preserving the art of whole hog barbecue

false

You know everything about nutrition. so why are you still overeating?

false

I lost weight: corey barton started biking to work and lost 130 pounds

false

Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?

true

What do you call a 3 humped camel? pregnant

true

The word 'mortar' has 2 different meanings. as i discovered today when the house i built blew up.

true

I just saw a can of ginger ale that wasn't on an airplane and it looked really uncomfortable.

true

What's the difference between a maine girl and a moose? 15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

true

When does a joke become a dad joke? is that sexual harassment?

true

The only thing better than black friday? skipping black friday

false

Why did the comedian mermaid die ? because it had a dry sense of humor .

true

High school sweethearts reunite after 30 years apart

false

These sacred mothers show us the power of women's spirituality

false

Who do you think the scariest potus was? i'd have to say rushmore, considering he had four heads.

true

Know what 25 percent of people do in the gym? take the fark weird news quiz

false

Kelly clarkson on how she talks to her kids about the news

false

Were any famous men born on your birthday? no only little babies.

true

Why was the hipster drinking milk? he liked ice cream before it was cool

true

Animals vs. technology: 19 pets that are so over it (photos)

false

What do you call a stick with autism? autistic

true

What was cambodia's biggest export in the 90s? pol potting mix.

true

Nothing warms the heart more than a father teaching his son how to clear his history.

true

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

true

Miley cyrus slips into a swimsuit for a jet-skiing date

false

Lebron james says locker room talk isn't what 'that guy' thinks it is

false

Ill-advised guantanamo vitriol undermines u.s. values and security

false

Trump proclaims women's history month in painfully ironic statement

false

I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles, my next crap could spell disaster!

true

What do you call a german think tank? an answer panzer!

true

What does donald trump say when he can't find his viagra? the erection is rigged!

true

I think we already know what's at the center of no man's sky's galaxy disappointment.

true

Why did they have to put michael jackson down? because he couldn't race anymore!

true

Tattoo artist brings dots and lines to new heights in stunning geometric ink designs

false

Politicians react to supreme court justice antonin scalia's death

false

Putting juice in the fridge is fine but put it in the oven and you're literally hitler

true

What do you get when a horse's food comes to know jesus? christian bale

true

Casual conversations are just like casual sex. i don't know how to have either one.

true

Amy roberson, will russell reunite to celebrate first father's day in 24 years

false

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? they both live underground, apart from the eagle.

true

What did the elephant say? when he lost his penis.

true

Me: *eating shepherd's pie* this is really yummy shepherd: hey, that's my pie

true

Doom 4. all of the guns suck, so we made punching take forever.

true

What about the men? they need life outside of work, too

false

Anything can be considered your job if you hate it enough.

true

The finest moment of the 'game of thrones' season finale

false

Why ditching family dinner can make you a better parent

false

Once upon a time there was a man. today there are many **edit** grandad joke. rest his soul

true

Trump-backed luther strange limps toward finish line in alabama senate runoff

false

Finger biscuits: the best way to eat nutella (photo)

false

Crappiest town in the uk i am not british because i was born in slough :( :l :)

true

A spaniard, an irish man, and a greek go into a brothel. who pays? germany

true

Pope: it would be 'catastrophic' if 'special interests' derailed climate talks

false

I was once a man trapped in a woman's body. then my mother gave birth to me

true

Why are crime rates down in the us? because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

true

Re-imagining the retail experience: the audi city story

false

Clint eastwood supports gay marriage in new brief

false

Threw my new neighbors a house-warming party... the police called it arson. whatever...

true

My friend really changed when she became a vegetarian, it's like i've never seen herbivore!

true

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him? kelp!

true

Dallas shootings deal black police officers a double heartbreak

false

What do you call a heard of masturbating cows? ....beef stroganoff

true

Transgender dj fatally shot outside club in san francisco's tenderloin

false

Ashley benson debuts brown hair on red carpet (photos)

false

What do you call two irish gunfighters in a duel? kenny killarney and arny kilkenny.

true

How do you find will smith in a snow storm? just check for fresh prince

true

Everyone on twitter is single, pretending to be single, or about to be single

true

Girl sensation returns to football; see her get ready

false